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(Metro)   Dear national press. My boobs are so big I feel like I am going to topple forwards. At least when I was bigger the fat balanced me out and I could actually walk better. I feel sure you will tell my story faithfully and sensitively. Thanks in advance   (metro.co.uk) divider line 113
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2013-09-10 08:54:57 AM
Nick Nolte with tits.

/Cannot be unseen...
 
2013-09-10 09:11:23 AM
I will treat BIE faithfully and sensitively.

/EIP
 
2013-09-10 09:12:13 AM
Smoking hot!
 
2013-09-10 09:13:12 AM
How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?
 
2013-09-10 09:14:16 AM
The are gigantic!
 
2013-09-10 09:14:57 AM
buzz your girlfriend, woof
 
2013-09-10 09:14:59 AM
Mrs Pickstock, from West Sussex

Indeed.

/actually, it's just a bookmark
 
2013-09-10 09:15:26 AM

DesertMP: How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?


Generally quite well thanks, some failings and problems which would be expected with any large organisation looking after 53 million people.
 
2013-09-10 09:15:53 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 09:16:11 AM
metrouk2.files.wordpress.com

Does England have a National Sex Offender registry? Because, well...he looks like he needs to be on it.

/also a bookmark
//also like to get BIE in my EIP
 
2013-09-10 09:16:43 AM
/subby! yay

so i work in the nhs and am therefore getting a kick etc etc

any procedure which is not medically necessary is usually not available on the nhs, unless you meet certain clinical criteria. she didnt, either before or after the weight gain. probably for different reasons before and after but still

they certainly don't make deals... lose 8 stone and you can have a breast reduction. the article is written in quite a misleading way, which is of course enormously surprising
 
2013-09-10 09:17:03 AM
Stop posting about your mom, subtard.
 
2013-09-10 09:18:07 AM
Its just like the larger container ships. Without a lot of ballist below the water line, those things would tip right over.
 
2013-09-10 09:18:34 AM

Feed_The_Walrus: DesertMP: How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?

Generally quite well thanks, some failings and problems which would be expected with any large organisation looking after 53 million people.


Whereas in the USA, the strategy of holding your life for ransom model has been bankrupting our citizens.
 
2013-09-10 09:19:43 AM
Sounds like my ex before the reduction.

36J
 
2013-09-10 09:20:03 AM
I really wouldn't want to do anything with her. But somehow I wouldn't mind a look.
 
2013-09-10 09:21:41 AM

8Fingers: Its just like the larger container ships. Without a lot of ballist below the water line, those things would tip right over.


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2013-09-10 09:22:29 AM
The kg to st conversion factors were very helpful.
 
2013-09-10 09:24:24 AM
This is trolltastic though:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401271/Mother-5k-tummy-tuck- N HS-blasted-wannabe-model-used-taxpayer-cash-breasts.html?ito=feeds-new sxml">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401271/Mother-5k-tummy -tuck-N HS-blasted-wannabe-model-used-taxpayer-cash-breasts.html?ito=feeds-new sxml
 
2013-09-10 09:27:16 AM

DreamSnipers: I really wouldn't want to do anything with her. But somehow I wouldn't mind a look.


You seen one pair of boobs, you...pretty much wanna see the rest of 'em, too.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-10 09:27:21 AM

Feed_The_Walrus: This is trolltastic though:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401271/Mother-5k-tummy-tuck- N HS-blasted-wannabe-model-used-taxpayer-cash-breasts.html?ito=feeds-new sxml">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401271/Mother-5k-tummy -tuck-N HS-blasted-wannabe-model-used-taxpayer-cash-breasts.html?ito=feeds-new sxml


bahahahaa. i dont even need to click it

im actually starting to really like the daily mail. not for any of the reasons they want me to, mind
 
2013-09-10 09:28:26 AM
 
2013-09-10 09:29:01 AM

8Fingers


Its just like the larger container ships. Without a lot of ballist below the water line, those things would tip right over.


That's "ballast". It is unrelated to "ballistic".
 
2013-09-10 09:30:43 AM

Feed_The_Walrus: This is trolltastic though:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401271/Mother-5k-tummy-tuck- N HS-blasted-wannabe-model-used-taxpayer-cash-breasts.html?ito=feeds-new sxml">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2401271/Mother-5k-tummy -tuck-N HS-blasted-wannabe-model-used-taxpayer-cash-breasts.html?ito=feeds-new sxml


Is that the jacked-up-face-bad-tattoo chick-type-thing?

*click*

Yep.

*gag*
 
2013-09-10 09:32:18 AM
She should return to the water where her titanic ta-ta's will be buoyed by the ocean depths.
 
2013-09-10 09:32:48 AM

UberDave: Nick Nolte with tits.

/Cannot be unseen...


That is suprisingly accurate.
 
2013-09-10 09:33:11 AM

DesertMP: How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?


At least breast reduction surgery is covered for people who really need it. This woman didn't quite qualify, but try getting private health insurance to pay for a breast reduction in the U.S. You could have 86MMMs, and they'd just tell you to get yourself a wheelbarrow.
 
2013-09-10 09:35:14 AM

mbillips: You could have 86MMMs, and they'd just tell you to get yourself a wheelbarrow.


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-10 09:35:27 AM
You could have 86MMMs, and they'd just tell you to get yourself a wheelbarrow.

Any pictures, just for a reference.
 
2013-09-10 09:36:35 AM
 
2013-09-10 09:38:17 AM

mbillips: DesertMP: How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?

At least breast reduction surgery is covered for people who really need it. This woman didn't quite qualify, but try getting private health insurance to pay for a breast reduction in the U.S. You could have 86MMMs, and they'd just tell you to get yourself a wheelbarrow.


Actually it is pretty easy. You just need a doctor's referral and they will usually do it no questions asked because of fear of discrimination lawsuit. You still need to pay the deductible though. I've had two family members and a few friends get reductions without hassle.
 
2013-09-10 09:39:53 AM
That's a rough 44.
 
2013-09-10 09:41:04 AM

Serious Black: Seems relevant.


I am totally gay for NPH, but not in a gay way (NTTAWWT).
 
2013-09-10 09:43:55 AM
I found this story very titillating.
 
2013-09-10 09:44:58 AM

Ablejack: I keep sending this poor girl my money.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2099770/Rachel-Aldana-seco nd -biggest-boobs-Britain-scared-breast-reduction.html


"But while most men would be thrilled by Miss Aldana's cleavage, her boyfriend, roofer John, is more of a 'bum man.'"

This is what's wrong with the world.
 
2013-09-10 09:45:39 AM

hailin: mbillips: DesertMP: How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?

At least breast reduction surgery is covered for people who really need it. This woman didn't quite qualify, but try getting private health insurance to pay for a breast reduction in the U.S. You could have 86MMMs, and they'd just tell you to get yourself a wheelbarrow.

Actually it is pretty easy. You just need a doctor's referral and they will usually do it no questions asked because of fear of discrimination lawsuit. You still need to pay the deductible though. I've had two family members and a few friends get reductions without hassle.


Friends with jobs with decent health insurance, no doubt. Which is about half the adult population of the U.S.
 
2013-09-10 09:45:54 AM
That's a rough 44.
 
2013-09-10 09:49:15 AM
Gah, those tits aren't even that big! They're all flat and pointy, like someone taped a couple Bugles to her chest
 
2013-09-10 09:50:23 AM
www.abload.de

Breast reduction is an abomination before God.
 
2013-09-10 09:50:43 AM

mbillips: Serious Black: Seems relevant.

I am totally gay for NPH, but not in a gay way (NTTAWWT).


I'm comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to admit I think NPH is a very good-looking man.
 
2013-09-10 09:59:35 AM

hailin: mbillips: DesertMP: How's that National Healthcare System working for you now?

At least breast reduction surgery is covered for people who really need it. This woman didn't quite qualify, but try getting private health insurance to pay for a breast reduction in the U.S. You could have 86MMMs, and they'd just tell you to get yourself a wheelbarrow.

Actually it is pretty easy. You just need a doctor's referral and they will usually do it no questions asked because of fear of discrimination lawsuit. You still need to pay the deductible though. I've had two family members and a few friends get reductions without hassle.


I guess it must be working then.  Who knew one off-hand comment would get such a response.  Sorry, was not genuinely not trying to "troll" here.
 
2013-09-10 10:01:48 AM
A perfectly timed boobs thread. BIEautiful work, subby
 
2013-09-10 10:06:19 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gah, those tits aren't even that big! They're all flat and pointy, like someone taped a couple Bugles to her chest


Bad bra.
 
2013-09-10 10:06:23 AM
I'll wait until the right farkers get here I guess. This day is awful, so this'll keep me optimistic.
 
2013-09-10 10:07:15 AM

freetomato: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Gah, those tits aren't even that big! They're all flat and pointy, like someone taped a couple Bugles to her chest

Bad bra.


www.123underwear.com
 
2013-09-10 10:09:20 AM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-10 10:09:59 AM
I want to thank everyone for not letting this boob thread turn into a boob thread, with all of the pictures one is accustomed to seeing in FARK boob threads.

You are all to be commended on your self control and good taste. I assure you it is appreciated.
 
2013-09-10 10:12:19 AM

thatguyoverthere70: I want to thank everyone for not letting this boob thread turn into a boob thread, with all of the pictures one is accustomed to seeing in FARK boob threads.

You are all to be commended on your self control and good taste. I assure you it is appreciated.


Pretty sure I just instinctively grabbed a bottle and smashed the bottom. My sarcastometer clearly isn't registering.
 
2013-09-10 10:12:53 AM

thatguyoverthere70: I want to thank everyone for not letting this boob thread turn into a boob thread, with all of the pictures one is accustomed to seeing in FARK boob threads.

You are all to be commended on your self control and good taste. I assure you it is appreciated.


Dude, I think you broke my sarcasm meter. When can I expect a new one?
 
2013-09-10 10:14:10 AM

Serious Black: mbillips: Serious Black: Seems relevant.

I am totally gay for NPH, but not in a gay way (NTTAWWT).

I'm comfortable enough in my heterosexuality to admit I think NPH is a very good-looking man.


Ah, I don't really think he's that handsome (he looks too much like a naughty kid), but he's pretty much a big pile of awesome covered in awesome sauce. Between Dr. Horrible, his Tony hosting, and his cameo in Harold and Kumar, he can do no wrong with me. I'm not much of a fanboy, but I make an exception for NPH and Joss Whedon.
 
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