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(Examiner)   George Zimmerman's wife Shellie's 911 call to Lake Mary, Florida police. After saying he threatened him with a gun, she admits she never saw a gun   (examiner.com) divider line 31
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2013-09-10 09:30:58 AM
6 votes:
I knew it.  It's been pretty obvious that there is a massive, long-running conspiracy to persecute this man.

July 2005:  Arrested for "resisting officer with violence" in an underage drinking bust.  George heroically had those charges waived in exchange for alcohol education.

August 2005:  A restraining order is filed against George by a woman alleging domestic violence.  She also alleged "molestation", but it's obvious from the facts of the case that the only thing molested was The Truth.

March 2012:  After being assaulted by known purple drank abuser Trarymart "THUG" Martin, George triumphantly puts-down the perp like the ruthless savage he is, only to be charged with a crime.  Once again, George defended his good name and was roundly pronounced "not-guilty".

September 2013:  Shellie "Judas" Martin, an obvious gold-digger, harlot, strumpet, and woman, lures George to her home with the intention of framing him for domestic violence.  George, being the good soul he is, arrives with the expectation of helping Shellie pass her GED exam - of which she is on her 4th attempt.  What George didn't count on was entrapment by both her and the parents that indoctrinated with poor values and a craven disregard for justice.

When will it end?
2013-09-10 08:53:26 AM
6 votes:
♪ ♫
We love you Zimmerman
Oh yes we do
We love you Zimmerman
And we'll be true
When people question your motivations and call you a dangerous nutjob and insinuate that maybe you're a horrible person to be around
We're blue
Oh Georgie, we love you
♪ ♫
2013-09-10 06:31:38 AM
6 votes:
JUSTICE 4 SHELLIE
2013-09-10 07:29:28 AM
3 votes:
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2013-09-10 07:06:05 AM
3 votes:
Color me white-hispanic.
2013-09-10 05:16:39 AM
3 votes:
How many times is this guy going to be accused of a crime with a gun only to be cleared when the evidence is examined? I'm guessing 3. These things happen in threes.
2013-09-10 09:58:06 AM
2 votes:
frepnog:

Zimmerman is either a criminal mastermind that gets away with multiple crimes, or a simple man that keeps getting shiat dumped in his lap.

Exactly.  Like most things in life, this is clearly a True Dichotomy.  It is one thing or it is the other thing.  It couldn't possibly be a combination of things or some other third thing altogether.

I took Logic in the Army.  I'm not dumb.
2013-09-10 09:23:45 AM
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Because People in power are Stupid:
So maybe he should start following her around until she defends herself... that way he can blow her away.  (It's fun to kill people.)

Give it a rest.  It's neither an intelligent argument, nor is it funny anymore due to constant repetition.  All it does is make the rest of us think that you are one of the people in power.

Let me just get this clear. On every single "somebody has shot something" thread - you are on here defending the shooter. So... you are asking me to give it a rest?


You ask questions like one of the people in power
2013-09-10 09:20:54 AM
2 votes:

Makh: He threatened her with a gun = she reached for a bag of potato chips.  It's pretty much the same thing, and she was really reaching.


He pulls a gun, you pull a bag of potato chips. It's the Florida way.
2013-09-10 08:59:29 AM
2 votes:

Nabb1: Because People in power are Stupid: Q&D before work. Could've trimmed off the the uncanny parts but it's extra horrifying that way.

Is that a psychotic Oompaloompa?


White people don't tan so well. (gotta go to work)
2013-09-10 08:50:31 AM
2 votes:
img401.imageshack.us

Q&D before work. Could've trimmed off the the uncanny parts but it's extra horrifying that way.
2013-09-10 08:11:03 AM
2 votes:

Slaxl: How many times is this guy going to be accused of a crime with a gun only to be cleared when the evidence is examined? I'm guessing 3. These things happen in threes.


It's a shame how he has been powerless and had no part in these situations he keeps finding himself in where this dumb shiat happens.
2013-09-10 07:57:18 AM
2 votes:

dittybopper: If she knowingly lied about him using a gun and used that to get a restraining order against him, and he was subsequently killed because he wasn't allowed to carry a firearm anymore (at least until the RO was lifted), I think there would be a damned good case for manslaughter against her.  Certainly better than the murder case against Zimmerman.



Do you think he feels threatened by her? If he does, he can morally and legally shoot her.
2013-09-10 07:06:01 AM
2 votes:
The fairer sex, as in there's always a fair chance they're lying.
2013-09-10 02:32:25 PM
1 votes:

whatsupchuck: redmid17: whatsupchuck: steamingpile: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/09/george-zimmerman - gun-incident-florida-trayvon-martin/2788443/

"Deputy Police Chief Colin Morgan said officers did not recover a gun..."

This is not evidence of a search.  You have asserted that they searched Zimmerman, his car and his bodyguard, facts not in evidence and not in any news article I've read.  I would be happy to believe it if somebody, anybody could provide a reliable source for this information.  Until then I will stand by my original comment and suffer through everyone else attempting to retry the Travon Martin case and/or biatching about their horrible ex.

So you maintain that police responding to a domestic violence situation, where gun violence was reported and alleged to have been committed by someone who just got through with a murder trial, would not search for a gun?

Funny, I've been on this planet long enough to realize that there is often a difference between a) what I imagine should have happened in a given situation and b) what actually happened.  This is why people like police, and scientists, and newspaper reporters go to so much trouble to dig up these things called "facts" which more objectively describe actual events then the imaginings in your head.

Good lord...


Jesus dude. If you're going to be hitting the bong this early, just let the rest of us know.
2013-09-10 11:30:55 AM
1 votes:

frepnog: casing houses


Just so we're clear, how exactly are you defining "casing houses"? Because it kinda sounds like you are defining it as "looking at houses while black."
2013-09-10 10:22:10 AM
1 votes:
And now we get to the heart of the issue. In Florida, you can chase someone while carrying multiple weapons, and if the person you're chasing defends themself and ends updead, no crime had occurred.
2013-09-10 10:18:19 AM
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: Clearly states that the women admitted that in one-sided domestic violence situations, they were the lone perpetrator 70% of the time.

AND

That 28% of women vs 11% of men admitted to initiating domestic violence of ANY sort.


But women are liars, according to this very thread.
2013-09-10 10:14:53 AM
1 votes:

The more you eat the more you fart: That 28% of women vs 11% of men admitted to initiating domestic violence of ANY sort.


Get a load of this guy thinking that self-admitted stats mean anything at all.
2013-09-10 10:11:58 AM
1 votes:

Elegy: I'm sure all the people that stopped in yesterday to say that this incident was a part of a greater pattern of Zimmerman picking up a penis substitute and threatening people with it will stop back in today to apologize and tell us how wrong they were, and how their emotions led them to leap to a false conclusion.

Then again, probably not, so I'll just have to be twice as smug as I would otherwise be about saying "I told you so."

I told you so.


George would be proud of your loyalty. He's totally gonna sleep with you.
2013-09-10 10:00:59 AM
1 votes:

supayoda: "Gun was not shown" =/= "there was no gun."

Zimmerman's own attorney has already stated that he did have a gun but that it wasn't shown.

FTA: "Later, during an interview on CNN, O'Mara admitted Zimmerman did have a gun on him, but 'He never took the weapon out.'"

I'm also pretty darn sure one can imply that I'm going to shoot you without ever showing you a gun.


Don't bother. Zim has already been canonized as the saint of downtrodden, henpecked, and imaginarily persecuted men everywhere. The faithful are already making a pilgrimage to Florida to pinch his chubby, beatified cheeks.
2013-09-10 09:52:24 AM
1 votes:

King Something: If George Zimmerman tells someone that he's gonna go full Trayvon on them, they should reasonably believe that he's gonna do it at some point, even if he's wearing naught but a speedo when he says it.


It's far too early for that visual.
2013-09-10 09:35:23 AM
1 votes:

JNowe: Makh: He threatened her with a gun = she reached for a bag of potato chips.  It's pretty much the same thing, and she was really reaching.

He pulls a gun, you pull a bag of potato chips. It's the Florida way.


Doritos make amazing throwing stars... It's the Frito-Lay way!
2013-09-10 09:29:45 AM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Let me just get this clear. On every single "somebody has shot something" thread - you are on here defending the shooter. So... you are asking me to give it a rest?


I am pretty sure that he was not at all supportive of the firearm owner in the National Park / 3 year old death thread.

Maybe I am remembering incorrectly (easy enough to do, and I am too lazy to check) but there were a number of normally pro-gun folks who were quite vocal about what a tragedy it was, and how there is definite assignable blame to the gunowner in that situation.
2013-09-10 09:24:13 AM
1 votes:
What's wrong with this country? A white man is supposed to have the freedom to go for his gat at the slightest provocation. It's in the constitution!
2013-09-10 09:22:03 AM
1 votes:
Firs of all, women named Shellie aren't to be trusted. Secondly, just look at her. She oozes low class white trash all day long.
2013-09-10 09:21:53 AM
1 votes:
So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.
2013-09-10 09:19:43 AM
1 votes:
I wonder what caused all this undue strain on their relationship.....
2013-09-10 08:33:08 AM
1 votes:

unlikely: "threatened with a gun" is not the same as "saw a gun"

"I might have to just TRAYVON your ass" is threatening with a gun. Coming from him, it'd be doubly so, and doubly menacing.


Ah, but guns are made out of metal, which is heavy, and you don't record heavy metal in doubly.
2013-09-10 08:32:12 AM
1 votes:
Because People in power are Stupid:
So maybe he should start following her around until she defends herself... that way he can blow her away.  (It's fun to kill people.)

Give it a rest.  It's neither an intelligent argument, nor is it funny anymore due to constant repetition.  All it does is make the rest of us think that you are one of the people in power.
2013-09-10 08:19:13 AM
1 votes:

dittybopper: Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: If she knowingly lied about him using a gun and used that to get a restraining order against him, and he was subsequently killed because he wasn't allowed to carry a firearm anymore (at least until the RO was lifted), I think there would be a damned good case for manslaughter against her.  Certainly better than the murder case against Zimmerman.


Do you think he feels threatened by her? If he does, he can morally and legally shoot her.

No, he can't.

Unless, of course, she has him pinned to the ground and is bashing his head into the concrete.  Then of course he could shoot her, because the law in every farkin' state in the Union allows you to use deadly force to defend yourself under those circumstances.  Even in the minority of so-called "duty to retreat" states.


So maybe he should start following her around until she defends herself... that way he can blow her away.  (It's fun to kill people.)
 
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