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(Examiner)   George Zimmerman's wife Shellie's 911 call to Lake Mary, Florida police. After saying he threatened him with a gun, she admits she never saw a gun   (examiner.com) divider line 474
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2013-09-10 09:24:30 AM
The police didn't find a gun at the scene? What kind of crappy bodyguard doesn't carry a gun, I'd want my money back.
 
2013-09-10 09:25:03 AM
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2013-09-10 09:25:39 AM
So, did he punch his father in law in the nose or not?
 
2013-09-10 09:26:14 AM
So he gets to retain the Greatest American Hero belt, right?
 
2013-09-10 09:26:22 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.


wkow.images.worldnow.com
Agrees.
 
2013-09-10 09:26:47 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.


She didn't save anyone, she has left him already and he's moved on.

If I were him I would move out of the country.
 
2013-09-10 09:27:29 AM
I should feel bad about myself that I find Shellie cute - I know this, but I think she is cute
 
2013-09-10 09:27:41 AM

max_pooper: One does not have to be in current possession of a firearm to commit a crime of threatening a person with use of a firearm.

"biatch, if you don't shut your mouth I'm ganna shoot you  like I shot that kid"


It is the difference between a misdemeanor and a felony in most states.
 
2013-09-10 09:27:43 AM
Hey, guys. How do I act surprised about this? I gotta know how to fake surprise. I used all my fake surprise last night on the rig.
 
2013-09-10 09:27:44 AM

Carth: nekom: hinten:
He really knows how to surround himself with all the right people and situations.

Really vindicates my opinion of him.  While I believe the verdict was proper, the guy's a real schmuck all around.

To paraphrase: He's not guilty, he's just an asshole.


Chance of accuracy: 100%
 
2013-09-10 09:28:23 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: So, did he punch his father in law in the nose or not?


Should be easy to tell. Was the father-in-law's nose broken? Those things break at the slightest touch and it is really just a minor injury
 
2013-09-10 09:28:59 AM

Three Crooked Squirrels: So, did he punch his father in law in the nose or not?


No the police said there were no marks on the father at all, she made it all up.

As I said in the previous thread, she's an attention whore and has been out for herself the entire time.
 
2013-09-10 09:29:21 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: Because People in power are Stupid: dittybopper: If she knowingly lied about him using a gun and used that to get a restraining order against him, and he was subsequently killed because he wasn't allowed to carry a firearm anymore (at least until the RO was lifted), I think there would be a damned good case for manslaughter against her.  Certainly better than the murder case against Zimmerman.


Do you think he feels threatened by her? If he does, he can morally and legally shoot her.

No, he can't.

Unless, of course, she has him pinned to the ground and is bashing his head into the concrete.  Then of course he could shoot her, because the law in every farkin' state in the Union allows you to use deadly force to defend yourself under those circumstances.  Even in the minority of so-called "duty to retreat" states.

So maybe he should start following her around until she defends herself... that way he can blow her away.  (It's fun to kill people.)


I see the Justice for Trayvon crowd is doubling down on stupid. How many months do you still need to understand the law?
 
2013-09-10 09:29:39 AM

hinten: Convicted liar doing what she does best?

He really knows how to surround himself with all the right people and situations.


See, the thing is: she lied for him. That's the thing. Now, she didn't have to do it, but...
 
2013-09-10 09:29:42 AM
yeah.  what a farking surprise.

figured.
 
2013-09-10 09:29:45 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Let me just get this clear. On every single "somebody has shot something" thread - you are on here defending the shooter. So... you are asking me to give it a rest?


I am pretty sure that he was not at all supportive of the firearm owner in the National Park / 3 year old death thread.

Maybe I am remembering incorrectly (easy enough to do, and I am too lazy to check) but there were a number of normally pro-gun folks who were quite vocal about what a tragedy it was, and how there is definite assignable blame to the gunowner in that situation.
 
2013-09-10 09:30:28 AM

someonelse: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.

[wkow.images.worldnow.com image 632x472]
Agrees.


Apparently the fact that the POLICE found NO GUN at the scene bears no weight at all.
 
2013-09-10 09:30:39 AM

p the boiler: I should feel bad about myself that I find Shellie cute - I know this, but I think she is cute


Any woman named Shellie or a variation thereof are all crazy so steer clear.

Source: dated a woman named Shelly and worked with a coont of the same name.
 
2013-09-10 09:30:39 AM
Maybe his wife knows him better than the general public....
 
2013-09-10 09:30:58 AM

steamingpile: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.

She didn't save anyone, she has left him already and he's moved on.

If I were him I would move out of the country.


Presumably he'd want to move someplace with gun laws at least as lenient as Fla. So, maybe Pakistan or East Timor?
 
2013-09-10 09:30:58 AM
I knew it.  It's been pretty obvious that there is a massive, long-running conspiracy to persecute this man.

July 2005:  Arrested for "resisting officer with violence" in an underage drinking bust.  George heroically had those charges waived in exchange for alcohol education.

August 2005:  A restraining order is filed against George by a woman alleging domestic violence.  She also alleged "molestation", but it's obvious from the facts of the case that the only thing molested was The Truth.

March 2012:  After being assaulted by known purple drank abuser Trarymart "THUG" Martin, George triumphantly puts-down the perp like the ruthless savage he is, only to be charged with a crime.  Once again, George defended his good name and was roundly pronounced "not-guilty".

September 2013:  Shellie "Judas" Martin, an obvious gold-digger, harlot, strumpet, and woman, lures George to her home with the intention of framing him for domestic violence.  George, being the good soul he is, arrives with the expectation of helping Shellie pass her GED exam - of which she is on her 4th attempt.  What George didn't count on was entrapment by both her and the parents that indoctrinated with poor values and a craven disregard for justice.

When will it end?
 
2013-09-10 09:31:26 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: [img401.imageshack.us image 608x380]

Q&D before work. Could've trimmed off the the uncanny parts but it's extra horrifying that way.


Looks like a guidette that skipped the "G" of her GTL way too often.
 
2013-09-10 09:31:59 AM

dittybopper: RoyBatty: Additionally, the police said they found no gun at the scene of the altercation between George Zimmerman and the two family members.

False accusations of threats of domestic violence in divorce cases.

Women, don't do that.

Especially when you consider that if he gets put under a restraining order, he's not allowed to possess a firearm under federal law.  And that puts him in much more danger than the typical person, because there is a significant (though small) fraction of the population that wants him dead, because "Justice for Trayvon".

If she knowingly lied about him using a gun and used that to get a restraining order against him, and he was subsequently killed because he wasn't allowed to carry a firearm anymore (at least until the RO was lifted), I think there would be a damned good case for manslaughter against her.  Certainly better than the murder case against Zimmerman.


So you're advocating that people should be liable for manslaughter even if they are not present when the incident occurred but a guy actually pulling a trigger and actually another guy should not be charged with anything.
Gun advocate logic at it's finest.
 
2013-09-10 09:33:23 AM

p the boiler: I should feel bad about myself that I find Shellie cute - I know this, but I think she is cute


if she lost about 45-75 pounds, she'd almost approach pretty.
 
2013-09-10 09:33:57 AM
All we have learned in regards to zimmerman is that when MSNBC reports on him, the truth is opposite of what they say. They are determined to make George a millionaire in his lawsuit.
 
2013-09-10 09:34:11 AM
If I was in Florida and I saw George Zimmerman, I would assume he's carrying. Because if I was a paranoid unaccredited law enforcement enthusiast with violent tendencies and a vigilante streak, I would be carrying.
 
2013-09-10 09:35:23 AM

JNowe: Makh: He threatened her with a gun = she reached for a bag of potato chips.  It's pretty much the same thing, and she was really reaching.

He pulls a gun, you pull a bag of potato chips. It's the Florida way.


Doritos make amazing throwing stars... It's the Frito-Lay way!
 
2013-09-10 09:35:23 AM
Maybe she's lying about lying?  How do you know?

Let me know when she's lying about lying about lying.
 
2013-09-10 09:36:02 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: If I was in Florida and I saw George Zimmerman, I would assume he's carrying. Because if I was a paranoid unaccredited law enforcement enthusiast with violent tendencies and a vigilante streak, I would be carrying.


Yeah no reason to believe the poster boy for shooting people and getting away with it would have a gun somewhere.
 
2013-09-10 09:36:32 AM

philotech: someonelse: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.

[wkow.images.worldnow.com image 632x472]
Agrees.

Apparently the fact that the POLICE found NO GUN at the scene bears no weight at all.


It doesn't make either of these nutjobs any saner or less trashy, or their relationship any less twisted and pathetic, if that's what you're asking. Ooooh, their domestic dispute didn't involve a gun! Let's elect the fat stupid man mayor of Gun Safetyville!
 
2013-09-10 09:36:37 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: If I was in Florida and I saw George Zimmerman, I would assume he's carrying. Because if I was a paranoid unaccredited law enforcement enthusiast with violent tendencies and a vigilante streak, I would be carrying.


You left out, "...and no convictions..."
 
2013-09-10 09:36:45 AM

King Something: could reasonably be believed to be carrying a giant purple dildo twice the size of a hoagie

Go on

 
2013-09-10 09:36:47 AM

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.


Women never lie... especially in divorce situations..... never happens... never.
 
2013-09-10 09:37:10 AM
I see the Justice for Trayvon crowd is doubling down on stupid. How many months do you still need to understand the law?

According to Racheal, fiddy-fee or fiddy-fo months.
 
2013-09-10 09:37:14 AM
I'm sure all the people that stopped in yesterday to say that this incident was a part of a greater pattern of Zimmerman picking up a penis substitute and threatening people with it will stop back in today to apologize and tell us how wrong they were, and how their emotions led them to leap to a false conclusion.

Then again, probably not, so I'll just have to be twice as smug as I would otherwise be about saying "I told you so."

I told you so.
 
2013-09-10 09:37:41 AM

Slaxl: How many times is this guy going to be accused of a crime with a gun only to be cleared when the evidence is examined? I'm guessing 3. These things happen in threes.


That in no way clears him.  Zimmerman to Wife " I'm going to shoot you dead",  that's a threat, and one she should call 911 for,   she doesn;t need to see the gun because it isn;t like she doesn;t know, as all America does, that he has one.  The fact that he's bluffing could be a fact known only to him.  This is why we have the separate crimes of assault and battery.  Battery is when you actually DO hurt someone. Assault is when you make a credible threat to do the same
 
2013-09-10 09:37:55 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: If I was in Florida and I saw George Zimmerman, I would assume he's carrying. Because if I was a paranoid unaccredited law enforcement enthusiast with violent tendencies and a vigilante streak, I would be carrying.


His gun was taken away and not returned yet. Also he has a bodyguard, no need to carry if you have another guy to protect you, just ask Robby Benson.
 
2013-09-10 09:38:06 AM

Uranus Is Huge!: If I was in Florida and I saw George Zimmerman, I would assume he's carrying. Because if I was a paranoid unaccredited law enforcement enthusiast with violent tendencies and a vigilante streak, I would be carrying.


If I was to meet Zimmerman, I would shake his hand, tell him to watch his ass, and that touring the kel-tec factory was in extremely poor taste and that he should use his brain a little better.

and to also not stick his dick in any more crazy.

and that there are alot of assholes out there that say and think ridiculous shiat.
 
2013-09-10 09:38:40 AM
I have a theory. She might be the start of all this trouble. Zimmerman is a henpecked man. He is struggling to find his manhood. That's why he wants to be a cop and overzealous neighborhood watchman. He wants to be a hero and prove his manhood. Now he has some fame, or infamy, and doesn't want to take her crap anymore.
 
2013-09-10 09:38:52 AM

steamingpile: Three Crooked Squirrels: So, did he punch his father in law in the nose or not?

No the police said there were no marks on the father at all, she made it all up.

As I said in the previous thread, she's an attention whore and has been out for herself the entire time.


This.  She was never to be trusted.  Poor George has been surrounded by low-lifes and false accusers his whole life.  They are always attempting to sabotage his life.

talkingpointsmemo.com
Even at TGI Friday's (the favorite restaurant of George Zimmerman and home of the Xtreme Taco Tower), he cannot avoid THUGS.
 
2013-09-10 09:39:16 AM

Elegy: I'm sure all the people that stopped in yesterday to say that this incident was a part of a greater pattern of Zimmerman picking up a penis substitute and threatening people with it will stop back in today to apologize and tell us how wrong they were, and how their emotions led them to leap to a false conclusion.

Then again, probably not, so I'll just have to be twice as smug as I would otherwise be about saying "I told you so."

I told you so.


It's only a matter of time, Dude is going to snap at some point, and sooner rather than later.
 
2013-09-10 09:39:31 AM

RoyBatty: Additionally, the police said they found no gun at the scene of the altercation between George Zimmerman and the two family members.

False accusations of threats of domestic violence in divorce cases.

Women, don't do that.


I have a friend going through that right now. He is being held without bail and it's tearing the family apart. Truly one of the worst things I've seen someone do to another person.
 
2013-09-10 09:39:33 AM

lordjupiter: Yeah no reason to believe the poster boy for shooting people and getting away with it would have a gun somewhere.


he didn't get away with anything.  he was acquitted of a baseless charge for which there was no evidence.
 
2013-09-10 09:39:51 AM
For the police to have found a gun, they'd have to search for one first.

/fine police work there Lou, etc.
 
2013-09-10 09:40:41 AM

frepnog: lordjupiter: Yeah no reason to believe the poster boy for shooting people and getting away with it would have a gun somewhere.

he didn't get away with anything.  he was acquitted of a baseless charge for which there was no evidence.


Well, other than the gun and dead kid. But other than that...
 
2013-09-10 09:40:46 AM

Warlordtrooper: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: So, she recanted in order to save him and his needs.  Not abused spouse behavior at all.

Women never lie... especially in divorce situations..... never happens... never.


Silly. This is FARK. Women always lie in divorce situations, and men are always the victims. Duh.
 
2013-09-10 09:41:10 AM
Was he just happy to see her?
 
2013-09-10 09:41:20 AM
For someone who lies so much, she's not very good at it, is she?
 
2013-09-10 09:41:47 AM

Magorn: That in no way clears him. Zimmerman to Wife " I'm going to shoot you dead", that's a threat, and one she should call 911 for, she doesn;t need to see the gun because it isn;t like she doesn;t know, as all America does, that he has one. The fact that he's bluffing could be a fact known only to him. This is why we have the separate crimes of assault and battery. Battery is when you actually DO hurt someone. Assault is when you make a credible threat to do the same


she lied, dude.  accept it.
 
2013-09-10 09:42:03 AM

RoyBatty: Additionally, the police said they found no gun at the scene of the altercation between George Zimmerman and the two family members.

False accusations of threats of domestic violence in divorce cases.

Women, don't do that.


Women are nuts like that. I had an ex pull that crap on me once.
 
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