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(USA Today)   Horse, check. Beer in the saddle bag, check. Dog in the back pack, check. Let's go riding through Boulder   (usatoday.com) divider line 18
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2013-09-10 07:54:48 AM
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2013-09-10 07:59:27 AM
Did the horse have a name?
 
2013-09-10 08:02:13 AM
Should have let the dog steer.

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2013-09-10 08:06:24 AM

BenJammin: Did the horse have a name?


Damn you!
 
2013-09-10 08:24:42 AM
Fark party Kitsault?
 
2013-09-10 08:25:36 AM
Dolt.
 
2013-09-10 08:25:52 AM

BenJammin: Did the horse have a name?


Yes, the horse's name is Susan, and he asks that you respect his life choices.
 
2013-09-10 08:39:12 AM
um... right... so... it's boulder, not niwot... this sort of thing happens all the time. the horse was also on mushrooms, b.t.w.
 
2013-09-10 08:43:33 AM
I'm really amused by the idea that horses stagger around aimlessly just because their riders are drunk. I would have thought a horse would be like "Hey, fark you, buddy, I'm walking in a straight line whether you want to or not", but nope.
 
2013-09-10 08:49:43 AM

Chinchillazilla: I'm really amused by the idea that horses stagger around aimlessly just because their riders are drunk. I would have thought a horse would be like "Hey, fark you, buddy, I'm walking in a straight line whether you want to or not", but nope.


mostly they would just go home. even if they don't have stable mates to hang with, that's where the haynet is
 
2013-09-10 08:52:43 AM
?they have dui laws for horseriders in Boulder?
 
2013-09-10 08:53:28 AM
How the fark can you be charged with RWI? It's not a motor vehicle. It's a horse who knows how to find it's way home.

Can you be arrested for drunk skateboarding? drunk pogosticking? drunk slip 'n' sliding? And I'm not just talking about being charged with 'drunk in public' I am talking about 'doing X while intoxicated' having your insurance drop you, losing your drivers license, and having hard time finding employement because you where drunk and were riding on the back of a shopping cart down a hill.
 
2013-09-10 09:03:21 AM

MythDragon: How the fark can you be charged with RWI? It's not a motor vehicle. It's a horse who knows how to find it's way home.

Can you be arrested for drunk skateboarding? drunk pogosticking? drunk slip 'n' sliding? And I'm not just talking about being charged with 'drunk in public' I am talking about 'doing X while intoxicated' having your insurance drop you, losing your drivers license, and having hard time finding employement because you where drunk and were riding on the back of a shopping cart down a hill.


punk in drublic.  See also: Amish driving drunk.

Better story here, btw: http://www.dailycamera.com/news/boulder/ci_24052312/cu-boulder-police - arrest-suspected-drunken-horseback-rider
 
2013-09-10 09:35:47 AM
Of course he's from Colorado Springs, and I wonder why he doesn't have a drivers license....
 
2013-09-10 10:02:19 AM
What? No gun?
 
2013-09-10 10:34:16 AM

MythDragon: How the fark can you be charged with RWI? It's not a motor vehicle. It's a horse who knows how to find it's way home.

Can you be arrested for drunk skateboarding? drunk pogosticking? drunk slip 'n' sliding? And I'm not just talking about being charged with 'drunk in public' I am talking about 'doing X while intoxicated' having your insurance drop you, losing your drivers license, and having hard time finding employement because you where drunk and were riding on the back of a shopping cart down a hill.


My roommate got a DUI on his riding lawnmower. On his lawn.
 
2013-09-10 11:24:42 AM
That ought to be SOP in Boulder. Was when I lived in Boulder in past years ..
 
2013-09-10 11:26:23 AM
Horse - Dillon  (a bit feisty)
Dog - Beuford
Man - Patrick- He actually helped me dig fence post holes a while back - He's kind of a homeless cowboy.
Gun - not small as reported

Honestly - He's a good guy I hope they go easy on him
 
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