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(Courthouse News Service)   "Doctors must face a trial after attaching a woman's intestine to her vagina." Subby has the most confused boner right now   (courthousenews.com) divider line 52
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2013-09-10 12:25:13 PM  
I'm not going to claim to know much about internal medicine, but how the hell can you possibly Fark up an operation like this?

So they're removing her lower intestine, I get that, do they have to slice through the vagina to get to it? Is that what they mixed up, all her connectors were unplugged and they just put'em back wrong?
 
2013-09-10 12:29:29 PM  
Wow that is some freaky rule 34 porn in the making there.
 
2013-09-10 12:30:02 PM  
So now she has mudflaps?
 
2013-09-10 12:30:17 PM  
Cloaca?  Maybe they thought they were operating on a chicken.
 
2013-09-10 12:30:36 PM  
So is regular sex with her anal now?
 
2013-09-10 12:31:34 PM  

strangeluck: I'm not going to claim to know much about internal medicine, but how the hell can you possibly Fark up an operation like this?

FTA:

Linda Robinson had undergone surgery at Duke University Medical Center

There's your problem.
 
2013-09-10 12:31:46 PM  

strangeluck: I'm not going to claim to know much about internal medicine, but how the hell can you possibly Fark up an operation like this?

So they're removing her lower intestine, I get that, do they have to slice through the vagina to get to it? Is that what they mixed up, all her connectors were unplugged and they just put'em back wrong?


I blame USB. Doctors who grew up in the days of 8 and 25 pin serial ports, 25 pin parallel ports, and gender changers for all of them wouldn't have made this fark-up.
 
2013-09-10 12:32:05 PM  
www.iwatchstuff.com

Approves
 
2013-09-10 12:35:24 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Cloaca?  Maybe they thought they were operating on a chicken.


Cloa-ker? Damn near killed 'er.

/is this thing on?
 
2013-09-10 12:36:05 PM  

JesseL: strangeluck: I'm not going to claim to know much about internal medicine, but how the hell can you possibly Fark up an operation like this?

So they're removing her lower intestine, I get that, do they have to slice through the vagina to get to it? Is that what they mixed up, all her connectors were unplugged and they just put'em back wrong?

I blame USB. Doctors who grew up in the days of 8 and 25 pin serial ports, 25 pin parallel ports, and gender changers for all of them wouldn't have made this fark-up.


I lol'ed much harder than I should have at that.

/+1 internets to you.
 
2013-09-10 12:36:25 PM  
You can eat that!
 
2013-09-10 12:38:54 PM  

strangeluck: I'm not going to claim to know much about internal medicine, but how the hell can you possibly Fark up an operation like this?

So they're removing her lower intestine, I get that, do they have to slice through the vagina to get to it? Is that what they mixed up, all her connectors were unplugged and they just put'em back wrong?

www.helpahospital.org
 
2013-09-10 12:40:41 PM  
I guess I'll remember to avoid Duke University Medical Center at all costs.
 
2013-09-10 12:43:46 PM  
Also, informed consent is a huge part of medical care, not matter what country it happens in. You don't get to perform experimental procedures on people unless you're prepared to show that there were NO other alternatives to saving the patient's life.

One day later, Robinson complained that bloody fluid was coming out of her vagina. It was then discovered that her small intestine had been attached to her vagina, rather than her rectum.

I'm guessing we can safely assume from that statement that no only was there no informed consent but the patient had NO idea what was going on.
 
2013-09-10 12:45:51 PM  
so when you have vag sex with her you're getting anal at the same time?????
 
2013-09-10 12:49:33 PM  

Langdon Alger: so when you have vag sex with her you're getting anal at the same time?????


This.

And, does she poop out her vag?
 
2013-09-10 12:52:58 PM  
Jesus what an amateur headline. You forgot to mention than Duke sucks.
 
2013-09-10 12:53:42 PM  
Did they go Hollywood Upstairs Medical College?
 
gja
2013-09-10 12:55:10 PM  
So, now she's a crappy lay?

/yes, bad hand...bad hand
 
2013-09-10 12:58:07 PM  
So basically for her the Shocker is just to shove your hand up her vagoo?
 
2013-09-10 01:00:04 PM  
Women: A series of tubes.
 
2013-09-10 01:01:31 PM  
That's some of the shi**est pu**y I ever had.

Does she have any immediate plans for the unused orifice?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-09-10 01:03:19 PM  
Different holey shiat?
 
2013-09-10 01:05:03 PM  
FTFA: "A second surgery corrected the issue, but Robinson was left with blurry vision, speech difficulty, erratic hand movement and weakness on her left side. She was diagnosed with conversion disorder, a psychiatric problem related to conflict or stress."

Conversion disorder (Wikipedia link).

I don't understand the connection.

Are they sure she didn't have a stroke? Maybe from a clot arising from one of her surgeries?
 
2013-09-10 01:09:34 PM  

the_foo: Jesus what an amateur headline. You forgot to mention than Duke sucks.


That's the first thing I thought of as well.
 
2013-09-10 01:10:24 PM  
You know, the complaints of medical inaccuracy in "The Human Centipede" were based on the assumption that, just because they shouldn't, it somehow means they can't.

/the real monster in the movie was never even suggested to be the centipede, it was a nearly helpless thing that couldn't even walk and died of blood poisoning pretty quickly
//the real monster was the insane surgeon that made it
 
2013-09-10 01:33:49 PM  
FTFA: Linda Robinson had undergone surgery at Duke University Medical Center after she presented with severe constipation and colonic inertia.

So when she moved her bowels, she really moved her bowels!
 
2013-09-10 01:59:57 PM  
So, is this a step closer to getting shiatting dick nipples for real?
 
2013-09-10 02:08:19 PM  
Great.  Suddenly, vaginaberries.....
 
2013-09-10 02:10:12 PM  
On the plus side it makes it easy to DP.
 
2013-09-10 02:29:19 PM  

the_foo: Jesus what an amateur headline. You forgot to mention than Duke sucks.


I think it showed  a lot of creativity an restraint to not go for the obvious "Duke sucks" joke.
 
2013-09-10 02:45:30 PM  

cgraves67: Langdon Alger: so when you have vag sex with her you're getting anal at the same time?????

This.

And, does she poop out her vag?


That is a hell of a DP
 
2013-09-10 02:58:45 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Cloaca?  Maybe they thought they were operating on a chicken.


She can change her name to Chloe.
 
2013-09-10 03:06:40 PM  
That sounds like something out of Metalocalypse.
 
2013-09-10 03:31:29 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

"Now I can get it all the way in!"
 
gja
2013-09-10 03:41:41 PM  

MythDragon: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 240x311]

"Now I can get it all the way in!"


LOL.
Soda, meet keyboard. Keyboard, soda.


/Bastage
 
2013-09-10 03:54:00 PM  

NutWrench: Also, informed consent is a huge part of medical care, not matter what country it happens in. You don't get to perform experimental procedures on people unless you're prepared to show that there were NO other alternatives to saving the patient's life.

One day later, Robinson complained that bloody fluid was coming out of her vagina. It was then discovered that her small intestine had been attached to her vagina, rather than her rectum.

I'm guessing we can safely assume from that statement that no only was there no informed consent but the patient had NO idea what was going on.


Huh? This was a mistake, not an intentional research project.
 
2013-09-10 04:12:50 PM  
The doctor was just making her more efficient. She now has one hole that does the work of two!

//sorry anus, you've been downsized. Please clear out your desk and leave the body in the next 15 minutes.
 
2013-09-10 04:15:22 PM  
For people that go to unusual lengths to point out that Duke Sucks, this is a pretty big miss.
 
2013-09-10 04:29:55 PM  

gja: Soda, meet keyboard. Keyboard, soda.


Try the Logitech MK550 wireless keyboard.  I spilled soy sauce on it over the weekend and found out that Logitch engineered drain holes into it,  I was able to hose it down it with the sprayer on the kitchen sink and it was working like new in 10 minutes.

/threadjack
 
2013-09-10 05:12:15 PM  
Holy shiat. This is an ENORMOUS fark up, to the point where everyone involved should immediately lose the right to practice medicine again. This is so much of a fark-up that res ipsa loquitur is actually a very good way to go about arguing this. I hope they go on to win on appeal, and own the medical center by the time they're done. *I* could've told them in the OR that they had the wrong tube-looking thingamajigger, and I've only seen it on cats in A&P.
 
2013-09-10 05:35:24 PM  

Tanthalas39: NutWrench: Also, informed consent is a huge part of medical care, not matter what country it happens in. You don't get to perform experimental procedures on people unless you're prepared to show that there were NO other alternatives to saving the patient's life.

One day later, Robinson complained that bloody fluid was coming out of her vagina. It was then discovered that her small intestine had been attached to her vagina, rather than her rectum.

I'm guessing we can safely assume from that statement that no only was there no informed consent but the patient had NO idea what was going on.

Huh? This was a mistake, not an intentional research project.


The surgeon didn't notice the uterus attached to the end of her vagina?
 
2013-09-10 06:05:12 PM  
I'll bet she didn't know if she was coming or going...sad.
 
2013-09-10 06:40:40 PM  
So... did they just switch the tube connections?  Can she LITERALLY crap out a baby now?
 
2013-09-10 07:24:08 PM  
Soooo, you want anal tonight or anal?
 
2013-09-10 08:36:55 PM  

cgraves67: And, does she poop out her vag?


Not right now she doesn't.
 
2013-09-10 08:40:24 PM  
The One True TheDavid:

I don't understand the connection.

Apparently neither did the surgeon.

Seriously though, wasn't the uterus attached to the end of the vagina a big red flag to "not plug the intestine in here"? I wonder if she has had a hysterectomy and therefore a vacant port on the inside.
 
2013-09-10 09:00:23 PM  

The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "A second surgery corrected the issue, but Robinson was left with blurry vision, speech difficulty, erratic hand movement and weakness on her left side. She was diagnosed with conversion disorder, a psychiatric problem related to conflict or stress."

Conversion disorder (Wikipedia link).

I don't understand the connection.

Are they sure she didn't have a stroke? Maybe from a clot arising from one of her surgeries?


Sounds like they crossed some of her other wires just to fark with her.
 
2013-09-10 09:15:33 PM  
Submitter is a sick fark.
 
2013-09-10 09:25:46 PM  

bubbadave1056: I'll bet she didn't know if she was coming or going...sad.


OmG you didn't just say that.
 
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