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(Telegraph)   Sixteen year-old boy goes and stabs someone, then takes the time to text his girlfriend "Stabbed Angel 12 times. Love you loads. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 66
    More: Sick, North Yorks, North Yorkshire Police, stabs  
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2013-09-09 11:50:37 PM
I wonder how he likes her kisses after she receives his loads of love.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-10 02:21:38 AM
"Excitable boy," they all said.
 
2013-09-10 02:27:41 AM
Holy shiat, it's gotta be that haircut. I must be getting old.
 
2013-09-10 02:35:09 AM
Those close-set eyes and thick lips pretty much tell the whole story. This kid was going to jail at some point in his life. A born criminal.
 
2013-09-10 02:41:27 AM
She texted back: lol who?
And his response: idk, my bff angel?
 
2013-09-10 02:44:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Those close-set eyes and thick lips pretty much tell the whole story. This kid was going to jail at some point in his life. A born criminal.


Oh, yes, I love to get together with my friends at the local Phrenolgical Parlour, and entertain such scientific discussions.
 
2013-09-10 02:47:19 AM
When keeping' it real goes wrong...
 
2013-09-10 02:49:54 AM
We should institute knife control measures immediately.
 
2013-09-10 02:51:10 AM
How romantic.
 
2013-09-10 02:54:13 AM
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Does not approve

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2013-09-10 02:57:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Those close-set eyes and thick lips pretty much tell the whole story. This kid was going to jail at some point in his life. A born criminal.


1.bp.blogspot.com
Would disagree.

/But not before probing.
 
2013-09-10 03:02:09 AM
I watch DiscoveryID a lot and  this seems to be fairly normal behavior for today's teen.
 
2013-09-10 03:03:51 AM
Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.
 
2013-09-10 03:10:46 AM

redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.


They make up for it with their razor-sharp wit.
 
2013-09-10 03:11:38 AM
I often wonder how these people keep up their little charade: Happy News
 
2013-09-10 03:13:58 AM

Sailchaser: We should institute knife control measures immediately.


Why?

So the chav chivved his chum.

No one chares.
 
2013-09-10 03:22:15 AM

redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.


Well they have 3 choices. Admit banning objects doesn't reduce violence and focus on the environmental causes of said violence, ban knives even harder, or ban teenagers from interacting with each other.

Personally I'm okay with options 1 and 3.
 
2013-09-10 03:40:16 AM

puffy999: "Excitable boy," they all said.


thread won.


//kids these days are so farked up.
/// Well he 's just an excitable boy.
 
2013-09-10 03:44:16 AM
Those manipulative women always clouding the minds of young men and using them for their own twisted deeds.

It was his girlfriends idea to kill him,  I'm sure of it!
 
2013-09-10 03:44:35 AM

GodComplex: redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.

Well they have 3 choices. Admit banning objects doesn't reduce violence and focus on the environmental causes of said violence, ban knives even harder, or ban teenagers from interacting with each other.

Personally I'm okay with options 1 and 3.


Well, I don't know if banning objects does not reduce violence. Let's take a look at France, which is really anti-gun right. The city of Marseilles is in the throes of gun violence not seen since the times of the French Connection. The people are outraged. Knows how many people were gunned down since the beginning of the year ? 15. Prorated for the year, it would be 23, or a rate of about 1.5 per 100.000 inhabitants.
Know what was the number in Dallas for the whole year of 2012 ? 257, or a rate of 9.8 for the city of Dallas alone.
 
2013-09-10 03:45:57 AM
Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.
 
2013-09-10 03:48:02 AM

padraig: GodComplex: redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.

Well they have 3 choices. Admit banning objects doesn't reduce violence and focus on the environmental causes of said violence, ban knives even harder, or ban teenagers from interacting with each other.

Personally I'm okay with options 1 and 3.

Well, I don't know if banning objects does not reduce violence. Let's take a look at France, which is really anti-gun right. The city of Marseilles is in the throes of gun violence not seen since the times of the French Connection. The people are outraged. Knows how many people were gunned down since the beginning of the year ? 15. Prorated for the year, it would be 23, or a rate of about 1.5 per 100.000 inhabitants.
Know what was the number in Dallas for the whole year of 2012 ? 257, or a rate of 9.8 for the city of Dallas alone.


You should compare that to the rates for Chicago and DC where they have some of the most strict gun laws in the nation.
 
2013-09-10 03:50:57 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.


Really bright flash on the mugshot camera? ;)
 
2013-09-10 03:54:24 AM
Are you implying that a prohibition that only affects a relatively small geographical area is not very effective? I wonder why that is. I am generally of the opinion that a national ban is overkill; but now you've for me re-thinking that.
 
2013-09-10 03:59:57 AM
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2013-09-10 04:01:32 AM

redhook: padraig: GodComplex: redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.

Well they have 3 choices. Admit banning objects doesn't reduce violence and focus on the environmental causes of said violence, ban knives even harder, or ban teenagers from interacting with each other.

Personally I'm okay with options 1 and 3.

Well, I don't know if banning objects does not reduce violence. Let's take a look at France, which is really anti-gun right. The city of Marseilles is in the throes of gun violence not seen since the times of the French Connection. The people are outraged. Knows how many people were gunned down since the beginning of the year ? 15. Prorated for the year, it would be 23, or a rate of about 1.5 per 100.000 inhabitants.
Know what was the number in Dallas for the whole year of 2012 ? 257, or a rate of 9.8 for the city of Dallas alone.

You should compare that to the rates for Chicago and DC where they have some of the most strict gun laws in the nation.


My point was : sometimes, it works.
 
2013-09-10 04:10:23 AM
So the 19yo was mocking the age difference between the 17yo & the 14yo, yet he was the 17yo's rival? Do I not understand high school anymore, or is this just a chav thing...?
 
2013-09-10 04:23:16 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.


Well, actually - to defend an illogical and unscientific position just because it makes you feel better about yourself pretty much requires intellectual dishonesty. That sums up the epistemological problem the racialist faces. He must sift through the vast quantity of genetic, social, historic, and anthropological data that Man possesses about himself, and carefully select only those that support his desired outcome - that he himself possesses some sort of inborn excellence, lacking in others, that requires no effort to achieve.
It's a pretty dumb theory, and you have to be pretty dumb and self-deluded to buy into it to begin with.
You can't expect too much from those who do.
 
2013-09-10 04:38:55 AM
Purgeable DNA.
 
2013-09-10 04:39:54 AM

rzrwiresunrise: So the 19yo was mocking the age difference between the 17yo & the 14yo, yet he was the 17yo's rival? Do I not understand high school anymore, or is this just a chav thing...?


You think these kids went to school?
 
2013-09-10 04:44:22 AM

Harry_Seldon: AverageAmericanGuy: Those close-set eyes and thick lips pretty much tell the whole story. This kid was going to jail at some point in his life. A born criminal.

Oh, yes, I love to get together with my friends at the local Phrenolgical Parlour, and entertain such scientific discussions.


I think you're being sarcastic.

Haven't noticed you at any of the recent seances.

/ Strokes bumps on head
 
2013-09-10 04:50:54 AM

phlatulence: 100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.

Really bright flash on the mugshot camera? ;)


OK, now that's just farking funny right there.
 
2013-09-10 04:51:11 AM

redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.


Well since there sending him down for a minimum of sixteen years they probably didn't bother with the additional charge.

However, flick-knives are illegal in the UK and selling knives to someone under the age of 18 is also illegal. So I'd be suprised if there weren't some additional charges for someone as a result of this little cluster-fark.
 
2013-09-10 04:51:55 AM

redhook: padraig: GodComplex: redhook: Something doesn't add up here, it is illegal to carry knives in the UK.

Well they have 3 choices. Admit banning objects doesn't reduce violence and focus on the environmental causes of said violence, ban knives even harder, or ban teenagers from interacting with each other.

Personally I'm okay with options 1 and 3.

Well, I don't know if banning objects does not reduce violence. Let's take a look at France, which is really anti-gun right. The city of Marseilles is in the throes of gun violence not seen since the times of the French Connection. The people are outraged. Knows how many people were gunned down since the beginning of the year ? 15. Prorated for the year, it would be 23, or a rate of about 1.5 per 100.000 inhabitants.
Know what was the number in Dallas for the whole year of 2012 ? 257, or a rate of 9.8 for the city of Dallas alone.

You should compare that to the rates for Chicago and DC where they have some of the most strict gun laws in the nation.



Cities with restrictive gun laws (e.g. Chicago) often have high incidence of gun violence.

States with restricive anti-terrorism laws (e.g. Israel) often have high incidence of terrorism.

Moral: do not confuse the response to something with the cause of it.

 
2013-09-10 05:05:34 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.


It's probably because the text message quoted in the headline didn't contain misspellings every other word.
 
2013-09-10 05:17:37 AM
So. . . An alternate conspiracy theory has just occurred to me: the right wingers are trying to get rid of public education so that all criminals are this dumb.
 
2013-09-10 05:17:45 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.


His buddies name was "Angel" not 'Tyrone" so it was pretty easy to guesstimate that the kid wasn't black.
 
2013-09-10 05:35:31 AM

100 Watt Walrus: phlatulence: 100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.

Really bright flash on the mugshot camera? ;)

OK, now that's just farking funny right there.


Yeah skin is just an unfortunate demonstration of how hard it is to overcome inherited disadvantage. No waving the magic wand and changing it overnight. Australia spent 150yrs telling our indigenous people's they were worthless. It's going to take more time and a lot more effort to repair, unfortunately... Bootstrappy determination is a damned rare thing, support it where you can and help where you cant
 
2013-09-10 05:55:24 AM
Unbelievable! They still have arcades?
 
2013-09-10 06:28:30 AM
When you have the Backstab feat, you don't really need Deceitful.
 
2013-09-10 07:13:33 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Where are all the Farkers who jump into crime threads and claim to have predicted the ethnicity of the perp before reading the article?

Don't tell me that when they assume it's a darkie, then turn out to be wrong, they just don't post at all. It's not like they aren't around tonight, spewing vitriol in the ice-cream-stabbing and Zimmerman threads.

They couldn't be that intellectually dishonest, could they?

Naahh, that can't be it.


Lighten up Francis.

Chicago blacks don't stab and don't end their texts with "kiss kiss".

But you keep spewing your hate. You're doing a fine job.
 
2013-09-10 07:39:54 AM
It was a revenge stabbing. Turns out, he was touched by an angel.
 
2013-09-10 08:09:46 AM
With a knife? That won't even hurt him! You need to use a wooden stake through the heart, dumbass!
 
2013-09-10 08:10:10 AM
Give this worthless piece of murderous shiat 160 years.
 
2013-09-10 08:18:50 AM
I usually lose count after 6 or 7.
 
2013-09-10 08:27:41 AM

BenJammin: Give this worthless piece of murderous shiat 160 years.


Why not execution?

/Someone will cry that we can't death penalty the kid because we might execute an innocent person.
 
2013-09-10 08:43:15 AM

bluefoxicy: BenJammin: Give this worthless piece of murderous shiat 160 years.

Why not execution?

/Someone will cry that we can't death penalty the kid because we might execute an innocent person.



That's right!  And not "might"  we have executed innocent people.
 
2013-09-10 08:55:53 AM

danielscissorhands:


Just rewatched that a few hours ago!

/huge crush on Macaulay Culkin
 
2013-09-10 09:09:36 AM
And Macklemore seemed like such a nice guy, can't believe he could do this...

www.weheartpop.com

/Damn, that's a cold-ass honkey
 
2013-09-10 09:09:59 AM
And then there's the exception that proves the rule.

Ladies...
 
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