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(Fosters)   If you've seen a four foot-tall sex offender with a forehead the size of Missouri, the police would like to hear from you   (fosters.com) divider line 73
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2013-09-10 12:00:10 AM  
webnv.net

wpcontent.answcdn.com

www.moviesonline.ca
 
2013-09-10 12:11:32 AM  
i.imgur.com

/pinky was the genius
 
2013-09-10 12:29:49 AM  
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-10 12:37:13 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
lol, wut?
 
2013-09-10 12:57:13 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-10 01:28:00 AM  
I think this means Galactus is coming.
 
2013-09-10 03:47:56 AM  
media.monstersandcritics.com

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-10 03:56:07 AM  
www.cartoonscrapbook.com
 
2013-09-10 03:57:14 AM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2013-09-10 04:04:00 AM  
Looks like he drank too much nerve tonic
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-10 04:05:18 AM  
"Nonpublic sex offender"??
 
2013-09-10 04:05:36 AM  
Radioactive Ass:

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x608]

Na...Noo.
 
2013-09-10 04:09:33 AM  
Billy Quizboy?
 
2013-09-10 04:09:53 AM  
Haha, let's all make fun of the disabled guy!

You guys are pathetic.
 
2013-09-10 04:12:10 AM  
4 feet tall - 109lbs = LP
 
2013-09-10 04:12:46 AM  
No, I think they're making fun of the sex offender. The fact that he's a cripple is incidental.

/See? You can be disabled AND achieve your goals in life.
//Some goals should never be achieved.
 
2013-09-10 04:17:06 AM  
little person sex offender?   more details needed, to make this funnier
 
2013-09-10 04:20:11 AM  

bud jones: little person sex offender?   more details needed, to make this funnier


He usually just charges in head first

/ifyaknowwhatimean
 
2013-09-10 04:35:54 AM  
Awww. It's been so long since a brian pepper thread, too.
 
2013-09-10 04:44:56 AM  
It'll be a cold day in hell before I recognize Missouruh as a unit of forehead measurement.
 
2013-09-10 04:56:35 AM  
This manlet proof the greys have been interbreeding with humans.
 
2013-09-10 05:02:39 AM  
highdefdiscnews.com

Robin Hood: And you're a sex offender too. How long have you been a sex offender?
Strutter: Four foot.
Robin Hood: Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot? Well that-that-that is-is- a long time, isn't it?

/little things hitting each other
//THAT'S WHAT I LIKE!
 
2013-09-10 05:02:42 AM  
I LOL'ed at the headline, but the I nearly hurt myself laughing when I saw the picture.
 
2013-09-10 05:32:56 AM  
i.lv3.hbo.com

Must i do everything around here?
 
2013-09-10 05:45:32 AM  
s2.postimg.org
Hai guys what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-09-10 05:52:44 AM  
Convicted of two counts of sexual assault?  How does a 4', 100 Lb person assault anyone? Just stick your arm out with your hand on his head like in the cartoons.
 
2013-09-10 05:58:57 AM  

abhorrent1: Convicted of two counts of sexual assault?  How does a 4', 100 Lb person assault anyone? Just stick your arm out with your hand on his head like in the cartoons.


i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-10 06:03:15 AM  
Holy hell how did this guy commit sexual assaults? Did he jump as high as he could so he could grab boobs? Did he do an egg roll on the ground to make a woman fall down and then he scurried into her panties like a hyperactive mouse?
 
2013-09-10 06:31:27 AM  
img.pandawhale.com

But the world can still label you a sex offender and arrest you.
 
2013-09-10 06:36:40 AM  
W. T. F.

"... with a forehead the size of MissouriMontana..."

FTFY
 
2013-09-10 06:46:07 AM  
He must be lying low.
 
2013-09-10 06:55:40 AM  

thamike: Must i do everything around here?


Ahh, brain bleach. Thank you, kind sir.
 
2013-09-10 06:56:52 AM  
Glad the article helpfully told us he had blue eyes. You know, to distinguish him from the other 4' nuthin' 8heads in Portsmouth.
 
2013-09-10 07:09:07 AM  
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2013-09-10 07:15:43 AM  
Kill it with fire.
 
2013-09-10 07:26:22 AM  
A forehead the size of a drive-in movie screen?

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2013-09-10 07:35:28 AM  
Was somebody slipping roofies into the tranya again?
 
2013-09-10 07:46:09 AM  

GreenSun: Holy hell how did this guy commit sexual assaults? Did he jump as high as he could so he could grab boobs? Did he do an egg roll on the ground to make a woman fall down and then he scurried into her panties like a hyperactive mouse?


Children would be less able to defend themselves, and it would take less to qualify as a sexual assault.  Just a theory.
 
2013-09-10 07:47:00 AM  
www.fosters.com
Wanted on 13 counts of mindrape.
 
2013-09-10 07:47:10 AM  
In hiding
 
2013-09-10 07:48:54 AM  

TommyDeuce: In hiding


Try that again . . .

www.gotceleb.com

/Preview is my friend
 
2013-09-10 07:52:37 AM  
.  .  .   This just in, E.  Fudd wanted for questioning in the events surrounding the .  .  .  "
 
2013-09-10 07:55:47 AM  
www.comicbookmovie.com  customfunhousemirrors.com
 
2013-09-10 08:00:01 AM  

Radioactive Ass: [media.monstersandcritics.com image 450x338]

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 800x608]


May your forehead grow like the mighty oak.
 
2013-09-10 08:03:29 AM  
www.fansofrealitytv.com

"Guess where these four fingers were. If you need a hint, call your mom"
 
2013-09-10 08:06:44 AM  
Check out the big brain on Adam!
 
2013-09-10 08:07:07 AM  
This is characteristic of a particular form of dwarfism, and I won't make fun of the guy for that, but Montana was an exaggeration.
 
2013-09-10 08:13:37 AM  
www.i-mockery.com

Toasts his fellow big-headed brother.
 
2013-09-10 08:29:40 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: "Nonpublic sex offender"??


Maybe they meant "non-pubic sex offender." His crime was walking right into women's chests.

/And then going "Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
 
2013-09-10 08:42:25 AM  
Perhaps if the cops looked down...
 
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