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(Omaha World Herald)   Tired of all the hipsters, Bigfoot sets out for a new home in......Nebraska?   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, bigfoot, Nebraska, Nebraska State Patrol, hipsters, Animal Planet, Central Washington, Platte River  
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2013-09-09 11:37:40 PM  
Lol, there is no such thing as a Bigfoot.  What the kid saw was a manitou.
2013-09-10 12:54:30 AM  
He probably got tired of people messing with him.
2013-09-10 04:47:21 AM  
Nebraska seems due.
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2013-09-10 04:51:20 AM  
Well, if there's one place that's safe from anything hip, it's Nebraska.
2013-09-10 04:52:00 AM  
On mobile, the article seems to be as real as Bigfoot.
2013-09-10 05:34:35 AM  
 I need a break from the crazy thread I started,  I stated in that thread that I bull rushed my habituation area trying to get the ultimate encounter, that came from frustration of not having any tangible evidence to support my claims.  I figured if I woke one up from it's nap it might do something that would leave me some evidence, not the case.  I guess they did not get to this point by falling prey to a buffoon like me :}

Actually it was a slow walk kind of bullrush, and I did not hear anything leaving the area, only saw the tree that fell when I was peeing behind my shed which is adjacent to the area I am gifting them.  That is still a freaky coincidence, it's about 10" around and broken off at 7 or 8 feet...
2013-09-10 05:35:09 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Nebraska seems due.
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Look at all the red dots all over Florida....  The USA needs penicillin.
2013-09-10 05:39:15 AM  
Now in my own situation i can say that at first i was looking for that holy grail of proof so that i would no be considered  a hoaxer or just plain fibbing. But as time went by and i started to gain my own knowledge of these creatures  proof to everyone was just placed in the rear. Every so often i do get into this thing of providing  that proof But i now do not care about it. Now i look at others expierances and see that i am not alone in what i have encountered .I am just fine with just that ,I do not care about the proof no more .I know what i saw and what they do that sooner or later others are going to see NOW I FEEL THE SAME THAT IT DOES NOT MATTER nothing matters  and that all one has to do is research this them selve's.
2013-09-10 05:45:56 AM  
While not a habituating site, I do get BFs to occasionally pass through my NC property. I am confident of this statement and have mentioned some but not all of the encounters in various posts on this site.  What proof do I offer to my statement?  None, and I am OK with that.  With a ton of effort I am sure I could get a pic that would rival PGF.  However, I have other interest and do not have time or inclination to get the shot.  Additionally, they seem to not desire the exposure so if I had the time I would honor their wishes.  If I had the time and felt it was OK to take the pic, I would keep it to myself and a few private parties because as best as I can determine nothing positive could/would result in making it public.
2013-09-10 06:02:31 AM  
Someone's AI program seems to have run amok.
2013-09-10 06:37:12 AM  
I've worn a size 14 shoe since the mid 90's. The number of stores carrying size 14's has shrunk to the point where I might as well just order them from Amazon, so I might as well live in Nebraska. It's not like living in Dallas is doing me any good on the fitting in side.

shiat, I went to the Cabela's store and the only thing I found in Big and Tall were their staff and customers.
2013-09-10 07:12:09 AM  
Maybe it was just  free range NBA center.
2013-09-10 07:42:42 AM  
The cost of living in Nebraska is lower than many other locales.
2013-09-10 08:35:01 AM  
According to shows on the Discovery Channel, your go-to source for pseudo science, all the hip kids are calling them "squatches" now.  As in "that noise in the woods is definitely a squatch", "there's something in the bushes so it must be a squatch", and "I spent all night in the woods and when I got home there was a hair that doesn't look like mine or my wife's in the bed... definitely a squatch."
2013-09-10 08:35:34 AM  
Yeah, that makes sense. A teen without a camera.

Seeing bigfoot is actually more plausible.
2013-09-10 08:36:16 AM  

grchunt: Well, if there's one place that's safe from anything hip, it's Nebraska.

sadly, hipsters have invaded omaha and lincoln too. with their rollie fingers mustaches, 19th-century newsboy outfits, fixie bikes and cruelty-free, locally sourced food.
2013-09-10 10:12:55 AM  
The place where it was spotted is about 1 1/2 miles from the cabin where I have hung out every fourth of July for most of my childhood.  Also, about 5 miles away from my hometown.  With all the blue-tongue going around, i'm suprised that it wasn't just a pair of deer going crazy and giving each other piggy-back rides...

It also could have been a really tall poacher in a Ghillie suit.
2013-09-10 10:54:58 AM  
Of course, it won't be reported when the hair sample comes back labeled bear.
2013-09-10 11:18:08 AM  
The cost of living in Nebraska is lower than many other locales.

True enough, but they butt rape you on taxes.
2013-09-10 11:29:19 AM Full Size
2013-09-10 01:23:15 PM  
Researchers have a short memory; there was a metric shiat ton of Bigfoot sighting in Eastern NE in the 70's.
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