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(ABC Local)   Parenting tip for moms: Teenagers can be rebellious, so if your 17-year-old son argues with you about ice cream, you need to remain firm and show him who's boss by stabbing him to death   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 38
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2013-09-09 07:52:12 PM
9 votes:
Well, what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
2013-09-09 07:51:08 PM
9 votes:
Stabbed through the heart, and who's to blame?
Mommy you give Klondikes a bad name!
2013-09-09 07:59:43 PM
7 votes:
Ice cream
you scream
cause you're bleeding out.
2013-09-09 07:46:20 PM
5 votes:

leevis: Mom's 31, son's 17. Didn't see this coming.


Yeah, guess the 43-year old grandma wasn't in the house to stop the carnage...
2013-09-09 08:27:01 PM
4 votes:

BigOle8point: Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?


71st trimester is pushing it.
2013-09-09 07:50:01 PM
4 votes:
What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.
2013-09-09 07:48:42 PM
4 votes:
And the last words he heard.  "I brought you into this world, I can take you right back out."
2013-09-09 07:45:33 PM
4 votes:
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
2013-09-09 10:23:59 PM
2 votes:
Too bad he wasn't an aspiring corpse, because he nailed that one
2013-09-09 09:25:15 PM
2 votes:

Nina Haagen Dazs: I feel like I should post this link on my kids facebook page with a big smiley.


DO IT. POST THE RESULTING COMMENTS.

/farking funnay
2013-09-09 08:58:16 PM
2 votes:

namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.


Well, to be fair, once that first accident happens and the blood gets all over the floor, it's pretty slippery. I can see him falling on it again as he tries to get up...
2013-09-09 08:06:27 PM
2 votes:

Quantum Apostrophe: What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.


It must have been Nacho.
2013-09-09 07:50:05 PM
2 votes:
Every single dead teenager in the news these days is an aspiring rapper.
2013-09-09 07:43:39 PM
2 votes:
He won't argue again, I call this an effective parenting tactic.
2013-09-09 10:40:09 PM
1 votes:
The important thing is that she did not abort the fetus when she got knocked up at 13. The most important thing. Because that would have been infanticide, and that is very wrong.
2013-09-09 10:30:07 PM
1 votes:

belhade: namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.
I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.
Well, to be fair, once that first accident happens and the blood gets all over the floor, it's pretty slippery. I can see him falling on it again as he tries to get up...


None of this would have happened if stores would quit selling their ice cream so freaking hard and frozen. You have to use a knife to get any out of the box. Then while everybody is standing around, drooling, waiting for that delicious ice cream, suddenly the knife slips and BAM! blood all over. Farking ice cream is ruined.

When this same thing happened to my boyfriend after our ice cream was way too hard, I tried to sue. But everyone just laughed at me. It was his birthday ice cream too. I can't even eat ice cream anymore, I just cry and cry.
2013-09-09 10:26:27 PM
1 votes:

Vector R: FTA: Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Well shiat, I bet those rules only allowing you to call the cops so many times before getting evicted aren't looking so bad now, eh?

Also, WTF @ mugshot. Does she never wash the back of her neck, or is that a patch of fur growing back?


It's near the first of the month too, you'd think she would have had a few bucks left on the EBT card for a pack of disposable razors
2013-09-09 10:09:35 PM
1 votes:
You got no ice cream you got no ice cream, you got no ice cream/ You on the welfare, you on the welfare/ And you daddy's an alcoholic/ Want some?/ Psych!
2013-09-09 10:00:46 PM
1 votes:
I had this strange inkling that I knew the ethnicity of the participants of this murder before I read this article.

And I was right.
2013-09-09 09:28:50 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.


24.media.tumblr.com
Approve.
2013-09-09 09:14:04 PM
1 votes:

Rodeodoc: I can't count the number of times I wanted to kill my teenagers.  Today, they are pleasant, productive adults.  But when they were teenagers... smother them all.


I kinda feel that way about 20somethings, too.
2013-09-09 08:59:44 PM
1 votes:
Every single person on the planet who's been a parent to a teenager has seriously contemplated murduring the bastards.  More than once.
2013-09-09 08:50:51 PM
1 votes:
This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.
2013-09-09 08:41:07 PM
1 votes:
Punk won't talk back again, I bet.
2013-09-09 08:38:22 PM
1 votes:
Were sprinkles involved?
2013-09-09 08:28:54 PM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: BigOle8point: Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?

71st trimester is pushing it.


Not necessarily, aborting Michelle Bachmann right now would still be a good idea, for instance.
2013-09-09 08:26:52 PM
1 votes:
W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.
2013-09-09 08:24:54 PM
1 votes:
Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?
2013-09-09 08:12:05 PM
1 votes:
But he didn't walk into her knife six times!
2013-09-09 08:11:06 PM
1 votes:
Too bad he died.
Because if he lived, he would have had the best rapper name since Ice-T, or Ice Cube...
Ice - Cream.

He got stabbed one time.  ONE TIME!!
By his momma, fool!!!
I told you he was hardcore.
2013-09-09 08:11:02 PM
1 votes:
Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.
2013-09-09 08:08:59 PM
1 votes:
So what was the flavor, Ben and Jerry's Creamy Crackpipe?
2013-09-09 08:07:33 PM
1 votes:

Old enough to know better: And the last words he heard.  "I brought you into this world, I can take you right back out."


Bill Cosby approves!
And I LOL.

/golf clap
2013-09-09 08:06:50 PM
1 votes:
Now that was a sticky situation!
2013-09-09 08:05:19 PM
1 votes:
I feel like I should post this link on my kids facebook page with a big smiley.
2013-09-09 07:50:38 PM
1 votes:
You know, if you stab someone to death over some ice cream, it wasn't really about the ice cream.
2013-09-09 07:47:31 PM
1 votes:
"The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.
2013-09-09 07:45:18 PM
1 votes:
So many things wrong in that article.
 
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