leevis: Mom's 31, son's 17. Didn't see this coming.
BigOle8point: Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?
Nina Haagen Dazs: I feel like I should post this link on my kids facebook page with a big smiley.
namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.
Quantum Apostrophe: What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.
belhade: namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.Well, to be fair, once that first accident happens and the blood gets all over the floor, it's pretty slippery. I can see him falling on it again as he tries to get up...
Vector R: FTA: Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.Well shiat, I bet those rules only allowing you to call the cops so many times before getting evicted aren't looking so bad now, eh?Also, WTF @ mugshot. Does she never wash the back of her neck, or is that a patch of fur growing back?
Rodeodoc: I can't count the number of times I wanted to kill my teenagers. Today, they are pleasant, productive adults. But when they were teenagers... smother them all.
FrancoFile: BigOle8point: Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?71st trimester is pushing it.
Old enough to know better: And the last words he heard. "I brought you into this world, I can take you right back out."
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