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(ABC Local)   Parenting tip for moms: Teenagers can be rebellious, so if your 17-year-old son argues with you about ice cream, you need to remain firm and show him who's boss by stabbing him to death   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 163
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2013-09-09 11:10:34 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: She should have just put the skittles on top like he wanted.


Like that beer with the skittles in it?
 
2013-09-09 11:17:32 PM

Misconduc: This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.


Keep Obama in president.. You knowha  I mean?
 
2013-09-09 11:23:06 PM
Why does it matter that he wanted to be a rapper?  If he'd wanted to be an astronaut would it have made a difference?  I know this is Fark, but for fark's sake, people.  Someone killed their kid over goddamned ice cream.  The color of his skin and his employment dreams mean jack and shiat.
 
2013-09-09 11:23:14 PM
You can't spell CRAP without RAP, yo.
 
2013-09-09 11:23:42 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.


I'm thinking Rocky Road
 
2013-09-09 11:25:36 PM
Didn't want to do it. Felt I owed it to him.
 
2013-09-09 11:28:49 PM
He had it comin.
 
2013-09-09 11:29:07 PM

Fault at Hands: 130 grams sounds better then 5 ounces?


130 grams is not 5 ounces. Not even close. almost half an ounce off, in fact.
 
2013-09-09 11:36:29 PM
In her defense, he did ask for neapolitan.  That's not even a flavor!
 
2013-09-09 11:38:14 PM

trappedspirit: In her defense, he did ask for neapolitan.  That's not even a flavor!


In his defense, Neapolitan is his younger brother. He didn't even want ice cream, he just wanted to play.
 
2013-09-09 11:41:19 PM

100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?


Hint: Maybe the two are related. Just maybe.
 
2013-09-09 11:48:39 PM

Karma Chameleon: I have really been obsessed with the Creme Brulee from Haagen Dazs lately. So farking good.


I'm not normally a chocolate ice cream fan, but I friggin love Ben and Jerry's Phish Food
 
HBK
2013-09-09 11:59:27 PM
Wow, Fark's trending away from news aggregator to stormfront message board.
 
2013-09-10 12:10:49 AM

BigNumber12: Vector R: Also, WTF @ mugshot. Does she never wash the back of her neck, or is that a patch of fur growing back?

Oh boy.


I was going to leave it as just the first half, but then I figured I might as well go all balls out on it. In all fairness, she does appear to be the sort that is short, wide, and very aggressive, so the comparison isn't exactly unjustified.
 
2013-09-10 12:13:48 AM

BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.


The meter maids, er, police.....have zero interest in this shiat. Not even the black ones.

Hand out your quota, make money for the city, stay employed and under the radar.

/several times a week, if need be.
//it's just another dead kid
 
2013-09-10 12:14:53 AM

Satanus Maximus: You can't spell CRAP without RAP, yo.


Actually, I figured that would be a better shorthand for a song that is both country and rap after the gym was playing that crap song with Nelly in it over the intercom.
 
2013-09-10 12:20:34 AM
@MrHappyRotter - SO ANGRY YOU POPPED A BONER!!!
 
2013-09-10 12:20:38 AM

OgreMagi: Every single person on the planet who's been a parent to a teenager has seriously contemplated murduring the bastards.  More than once.


Shoot, my son may not make it to six.
 
2013-09-10 12:31:54 AM
I am sad this "aspiring rapper" met such a cruel end. Rappers are the poets of the streets!! He may have been the next Shakespeare!!
 
2013-09-10 12:43:32 AM
A sensitivity class is a graduation requirement at my school. I'm going to bring this, the video of the baby in the drier and the story of that woman who microwaved her baby to death in, and then tell the professor I'll stop stereotyping as soon as they find white stories that are worse.
 
2013-09-10 12:46:36 AM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: A sensitivity class is a graduation requirement at my school. I'm going to bring this, the video of the baby in the drier and the story of that woman who microwaved her baby to death in, and then tell the professor I'll stop stereotyping as soon as they find white stories that are worse.


You're never gonna win that battle, man. White people are way worse when it comes to that shiat.
 
2013-09-10 12:53:16 AM

HBK: Wow, Fark's trending away from news aggregator to stormfront message board.


Same as it ever was. When an act of violence occurs, it's very important to confirm that the violence was done by a minority.
 
2013-09-10 12:59:41 AM

100 Watt Walrus: namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 500x257]
Approve.


He had it coming. He only had himself to blame.
 
2013-09-10 01:09:06 AM
I have to pop out of lurker mode to give props on the funny in this thread. Well played y'all.
 
2013-09-10 01:16:11 AM

Fault at Hands: "Well drugs and kids don't mix the thing sum us parents do our children should nt see us doing it May been about sum ice cream but when you smoke around your kids getting high no telling what may happen more of the story is its sad Thz it happen and like I say robin I pray for you and your family and I no in your heart you didn't mean to stab your son "

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. I love how the auto-spell check capitalized 'may'. And the sum of ice cream is to cups coned, er something.

They will say it was reefer madness, but I say it was a case of the mad munchies.

/130 grams sounds better then 5 ounces?
(New, am I doing this right?)


No, because 5 oz is 140g
 
2013-09-10 01:46:24 AM

fenian-: Every single dead teenager in the news these days is an aspiring rapper.



Aspire to rapper. meet the reaper.


/Death is a huge rap fan
 
2013-09-10 01:47:10 AM

Phony_Soldier: jake_lex: You know, if you stab someone to death over some ice cream, it wasn't really about the ice cream.

Depends on the flavor.



Skittles?
 
2013-09-10 01:50:58 AM
If you ever feel that you are a bad parent, just remember that you aren't "I stabbed my kid to death over ice cream" bad.

Perspective, man.
 
2013-09-10 02:02:15 AM

rkiller1: 100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?

Perhaps because the content of her character is obvious?


+1

Maybe 100 Watt Walrus would be less sensitive if people paid more attention to the religions, or the creed, or attractiveness of criminals instead of race.  Or perhaps if people paid more attention to the races of successful, esteemed, or respected subjects of news stories.

Not real sure what the offense is here....
 
2013-09-10 02:49:38 AM
Diontae. Ice cream. Aspiring rapper.

/and nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-09-10 02:52:37 AM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: A sensitivity class is a graduation requirement at my school. I'm going to bring this, the video of the baby in the drier and the story of that woman who microwaved her baby to death in, and then tell the professor I'll stop stereotyping as soon as they find white stories that are worse.


You mean like all the white politicians sending in drones and their bombs to kill thousands of unarmed civilians so they can get rich off the government money poured into their private firms to fix the place?
Or maybe the white people running the for profit prisons locking up thousands for minor offenses.

I find this more repugnant that criminal behaviour against a single individual.
 
2013-09-10 03:11:48 AM

bunner: Misconduc: This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.

It warms my heart to see people virulently shilling for and against meaningless, non-existent political factions.  Sure, it's so clapped out it farts dust, but, once more, please, and put some gumph into it.


100 Watt Walrus: SuperNinjaToad: W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.

What does it matter? Do you do anything around here but threadshiat about race?


It's possible to have intelligent discussions about race, about race relations, about drugs and driving and even tipping, about Obama and Romney, about Democrats and Republicans and the rich and the poor.

But not on Fark. Just put the threadshiatters on ignore, don't quote them, it only makes them more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

/Because those who've ignored them now see their posts again.
 
2013-09-10 03:52:05 AM

armor helix: 100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?

Hint: Maybe the two are related. Just maybe.


If you have any evidence of that which is not anecdotal, bring it on. Race has fark-all to do with criminal character. Environment, upbringing, culture, sure. But those issues are unrelated to race.

A person's DNA is completely irrelevant to how they choose to live their lives. Farkwits are farkwits, regardless of color, and to think color is relevant is says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about any criminal.
 
2013-09-10 03:55:06 AM

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: A sensitivity class is a graduation requirement at my school. I'm going to bring this, the video of the baby in the drier and the story of that woman who microwaved her baby to death in, and then tell the professor I'll stop stereotyping as soon as they find white stories that are worse.


Yeah, you should do that. You won't make an ass of yourself at all, trying to claim cherry-picked anecdotal examples are evidence of anything.
 
2013-09-10 03:56:42 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: trappedspirit: In her defense, he did ask for neapolitan.  That's not even a flavor!

In his defense, Neapolitan is his younger brother. He didn't even want ice cream, he just wanted to play.


*snert*

Man, you are bringing the funny tonight.
 
2013-09-10 04:59:33 AM

100 Watt Walrus: armor helix: 100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?

Hint: Maybe the two are related. Just maybe.

If you have any evidence of that which is not anecdotal, bring it on. Race has fark-all to do with criminal character. Environment, upbringing, culture, sure. But those issues are unrelated to race.

A person's DNA is completely irrelevant to how they choose to live their lives. Farkwits are farkwits, regardless of color, and to think color is relevant is says a hell of a lot more about you than it does about any criminal.


When a politician is caught accepting bribes, you dont check to see what party they represent;
When an athlete fails a drug test, you dont check to see what team they play for;
When a religious zealot sets off a bomb, you dont check to see what faith they ascribe too;
...because politics, religion and sports affiliation have about as much to do with being a "Farkwit" as race does.

There are plenty of worthwhile anti-discrimination causes to rally behind, opposing racial observations in a crime report is unproductive and seems purposely quixotic.
 
2013-09-10 06:04:38 AM
If only she had something in her house she could have smoked to calm her down.
 
2013-09-10 06:16:36 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Robin Erwin, 31, was charged with first degree murder for allegdly [sic] stabbing her son, 17-year-old Diontae Erwin, to death

The defendant and victim had an argument over ice cream, police say. Witnesses heard the argument, during which Robin Erwin allegedly stabbed her sonone [sic] time in the chest below the clavicle which pierced his heart.

I always thought first degree murder required pre-meditation; how is stabbing in the heat of an argument first degree murder?


Doesn't take long, legally, to form premeditation.  Yell "I'm going to stab you"...then stab someone...presto, "premeditation."

Obviously, ymmv, depending on jurisdiction, circumstances, etc.  Local DA could also be over-charging to get a plea...that's reasonably common.
 
2013-09-10 06:55:35 AM

69gnarkill69: [www.fritriac.de image 303x400]


Darwined? Stabbed party was 17. He could have 6 or 7 kids by now, easily.
 
2013-09-10 07:56:58 AM

E5bie: 69gnarkill69: [www.fritriac.de image 303x400]

Darwined? Stabbed party was 17. He could have 6 or 7 kids by now, easily.


Especially with his mom as a role model...
 
2013-09-10 08:35:26 AM
 
2013-09-10 08:53:20 AM
 
2013-09-10 09:11:37 AM

100 Watt Walrus: Elvis Presleys Death Throne: A sensitivity class is a graduation requirement at my school. I'm going to bring this, the video of the baby in the drier and the story of that woman who microwaved her baby to death in, and then tell the professor I'll stop stereotyping as soon as they find white stories that are worse.

Yeah, you should do that. You won't make an ass of yourself at all, trying to claim cherry-picked anecdotal examples are evidence of anything.


Seriously. There was JUST an article on the main page about a white dude that broke into an 11-year-old and her old sister (17?)'s home, tied them to their beds, raped their mom and beat their dad half to death, and set the house on fire. They burned alive (well, not the dad).

Not to mention the abundance of white serial killers.
 
2013-09-10 09:24:19 AM
 
2013-09-10 09:31:05 AM
 
2013-09-10 09:33:09 AM
Keep blatting, though, about how horrific child abuse is a black problem.
 
2013-09-10 09:50:08 AM
So many are making fun of color and aspiring rapperness.

I cannot get past the police showing up for problems several times a week for a year and a farking half.

Read "several" = 3 on average.  Read a year and a half to be actually 78 weeks.

Can you even imagine having the police show up at your neighbors house 234 times in a year and a half?

That is Captain Insane-O level crazy.
 
2013-09-10 10:07:01 AM

profplump: Don't kill children, don't run them over.
Let them live their lives, let them get older.

/ Then kill them -- it's time to pay the price


Excellent Home Movies reference!
 
2013-09-10 10:18:24 AM

bunner: Misconduc: This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.

It warms my heart to see people virulently shilling for and against meaningless, non-existent political factions.  Sure, it's so clapped out it farts dust, but, once more, please, and put some gumph into it.


ourtowntustin.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-10 10:36:48 AM

Misconduc: This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.


wow
 
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