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(ABC Local)   Parenting tip for moms: Teenagers can be rebellious, so if your 17-year-old son argues with you about ice cream, you need to remain firm and show him who's boss by stabbing him to death   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 163
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2013-09-09 08:54:35 PM

Misconduc: This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.


It warms my heart to see people virulently shilling for and against meaningless, non-existent political factions.  Sure, it's so clapped out it farts dust, but, once more, please, and put some gumph into it.
 
2013-09-09 08:58:16 PM

namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.


Well, to be fair, once that first accident happens and the blood gets all over the floor, it's pretty slippery. I can see him falling on it again as he tries to get up...
 
2013-09-09 08:59:09 PM
Someone has poor impulse control.....
 
2013-09-09 08:59:44 PM
Every single person on the planet who's been a parent to a teenager has seriously contemplated murduring the bastards.  More than once.
 
2013-09-09 08:59:58 PM

Loucifer: Quantum Apostrophe: What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.

It must have been Nacho.


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2013-09-09 09:07:53 PM
I can't count the number of times I wanted to kill my teenagers.  Today, they are pleasant, productive adults.  But when they were teenagers... smother them all.
 
2013-09-09 09:12:58 PM
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Then you scream one last time. For ICE CREAM.
 
2013-09-09 09:14:04 PM

Rodeodoc: I can't count the number of times I wanted to kill my teenagers.  Today, they are pleasant, productive adults.  But when they were teenagers... smother them all.


I kinda feel that way about 20somethings, too.
 
2013-09-09 09:16:24 PM
She should have just put the skittles on top like he wanted.
 
2013-09-09 09:24:08 PM

bwilson27: "The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.


Yeah, gol durn darkies and their hippty-hop!

/you dropped your onion
 
2013-09-09 09:25:15 PM

Nina Haagen Dazs: I feel like I should post this link on my kids facebook page with a big smiley.


DO IT. POST THE RESULTING COMMENTS.

/farking funnay
 
2013-09-09 09:26:26 PM
Hip hop is still a thing?
 
2013-09-09 09:27:15 PM

100 Watt Walrus: Nina Haagen Dazs: I feel like I should post this link on my kids facebook page with a big smiley.

DO IT. POST THE RESULTING COMMENTS.

/farking funnay


^this^
 
2013-09-09 09:28:33 PM
Robin Erwin, 31, was charged with first degree murder for allegdly [sic] stabbing her son, 17-year-old Diontae Erwin, to death

The defendant and victim had an argument over ice cream, police say. Witnesses heard the argument, during which Robin Erwin allegedly stabbed her sonone
[sic] time in the chest below the clavicle which pierced his heart.

I always thought first degree murder required pre-meditation; how is stabbing in the heat of an argument first degree murder?
 
2013-09-09 09:28:50 PM

namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.


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Approve.
 
2013-09-09 09:29:53 PM

SuperNinjaToad: W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.


What does it matter? Do you do anything around here but threadshiat about race?
 
2013-09-09 09:31:52 PM

Misconduc: This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.


img72.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-09 09:35:16 PM
the "prejudging" will continue until the results change.
 
2013-09-09 09:45:51 PM

100 Watt Walrus: SuperNinjaToad: W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.

What does it matter? Do you do anything around here but threadshiat about race?


because it matters man.. it matters. You need to stop looking through your rose colored glasses and thinks everything is honky dory unicorn rainbow glory.
 
2013-09-09 09:48:47 PM
poor Dionte, i'm sorry Diontae, got stabbed by his momma.
 
2013-09-09 09:51:38 PM

Misconduc: bwilson27: "The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.

Its a shame all aspiring rappers couldn't be killed, Chicago and detroit would turn into ghost towns.


No, they'd be rescued by an influx of hipsters.

Do you really want that?
 
2013-09-09 09:51:40 PM

fenian-: Every single dead teenager in the news these days is an aspiring rapper.


Must be a coincidence.
 
2013-09-09 09:52:58 PM

bwilson27: "The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.


/seconded
 
2013-09-09 09:53:29 PM
Was it one of these guys?

https://www.facebook.com/stuntaz4life
 
2013-09-09 10:00:46 PM
I had this strange inkling that I knew the ethnicity of the participants of this murder before I read this article.

And I was right.
 
2013-09-09 10:06:21 PM
What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.
 
2013-09-09 10:09:35 PM
You got no ice cream you got no ice cream, you got no ice cream/ You on the welfare, you on the welfare/ And you daddy's an alcoholic/ Want some?/ Psych!
 
2013-09-09 10:14:24 PM
Below the clavicle, piercing the heart.  That's a downward angle, not something you'd walk into.

Airsupport, FCIS
 
2013-09-09 10:17:31 PM
FTA: Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Well shiat, I bet those rules only allowing you to call the cops so many times before getting evicted aren't looking so bad now, eh?

Also, WTF @ mugshot. Does she never wash the back of her neck, or is that a patch of fur growing back?
 
2013-09-09 10:20:42 PM

SuperNinjaToad: 100 Watt Walrus: SuperNinjaToad: W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.

What does it matter? Do you do anything around here but threadshiat about race?

because it matters man.. it matters. You need to stop looking through your rose colored glasses and thinks everything is honky dory unicorn rainbow glory.


How does it matter? What, exactly, is it about someone being black or white or red that matters as it relates to a crime? Is a criminal more criminal because they're purple or green, and less criminal if they're yellow or blue?
 
2013-09-09 10:21:00 PM

Vector R: Also, WTF @ mugshot. Does she never wash the back of her neck, or is that a patch of fur growing back?


Oh boy.
 
2013-09-09 10:21:32 PM

100 Watt Walrus: SuperNinjaToad: 100 Watt Walrus: SuperNinjaToad: W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.

What does it matter? Do you do anything around here but threadshiat about race?

because it matters man.. it matters. You need to stop looking through your rose colored glasses and thinks everything is honky dory unicorn rainbow glory.

How does it matter? What, exactly, is it about someone being black or white or red that matters as it relates to a crime? Is a criminal more criminal because they're purple or green, and less criminal if they're yellow or blue?


Also, if you have something of value to say, say it. Don't just come into a thread, say something vague and stupid, then run away.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:00 PM

armor helix: I had this strange inkling that I knew the ethnicity of the participants of this murder before I read this article.

And I was right.


Thanks for sharing. That's important stuff.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:59 PM
Too bad he wasn't an aspiring corpse, because he nailed that one
 
2013-09-09 10:24:41 PM

HMS_Blinkin: LordJiro: Well, what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Goddammit, you're a real asshole, you know that?

/I lol'd
//and felt bad about it


I sung it out loud a few times to get the delivery just right on the off chance that someone at work would bring up the story.

And I don't feel a damn thing.
 
2013-09-09 10:26:22 PM

BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.


Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?
 
2013-09-09 10:26:27 PM

Vector R: FTA: Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Well shiat, I bet those rules only allowing you to call the cops so many times before getting evicted aren't looking so bad now, eh?

Also, WTF @ mugshot. Does she never wash the back of her neck, or is that a patch of fur growing back?


It's near the first of the month too, you'd think she would have had a few bucks left on the EBT card for a pack of disposable razors
 
2013-09-09 10:27:09 PM

SquiggsIN: This is sad.

But, let's be optimistic, it's one step further toward curing our overpopulation issue!
(best thing for this rock we live on is 95% of the humans dropping dead)


Yet you draw breath and post to the Internet. If you really loved the planet, you'd kill yourself and start a movement.
 
2013-09-09 10:27:17 PM
I saw the link icon and thought it was in Houston.
 
2013-09-09 10:28:00 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Too bad he wasn't an aspiring corpse, because he nailed that one


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2013-09-09 10:30:07 PM

belhade: namegoeshere: Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.
I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.
Well, to be fair, once that first accident happens and the blood gets all over the floor, it's pretty slippery. I can see him falling on it again as he tries to get up...


None of this would have happened if stores would quit selling their ice cream so freaking hard and frozen. You have to use a knife to get any out of the box. Then while everybody is standing around, drooling, waiting for that delicious ice cream, suddenly the knife slips and BAM! blood all over. Farking ice cream is ruined.

When this same thing happened to my boyfriend after our ice cream was way too hard, I tried to sue. But everyone just laughed at me. It was his birthday ice cream too. I can't even eat ice cream anymore, I just cry and cry.
 
2013-09-09 10:37:50 PM
Leviticus 20:9 "For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him."

Well, he probably cursed at her. So really, it's on him.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:09 PM
The important thing is that she did not abort the fetus when she got knocked up at 13. The most important thing. Because that would have been infanticide, and that is very wrong.
 
2013-09-09 10:42:33 PM

100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?


Because "aspiring rapper".
 
2013-09-09 10:48:30 PM
Ice cream cold biatch?
 
2013-09-09 10:49:19 PM

Kevin72: 100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?

Because "aspiring rapper".


Was an aspiring rapper, not anymore.
 
2013-09-09 10:54:37 PM

100 Watt Walrus: BigNumber12: What a tragedy, everyone was so surprised and shocked when they heard that this had hap...

Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

Oh.

Now this is actually relevant. I wonder why so many people in this thread are more concerned about what color their skin was instead of what kind of people they were?


Perhaps because the content of her character is obvious?
 
2013-09-09 11:00:59 PM

Misconduc: Kevin72: Because "aspiring rapper".

Was an aspiring rapper, not anymore.


His aspirations, like his respirations, have ended?
 
2013-09-09 11:01:24 PM
Neighbors say police were called to the house for various disturbances several times a week since the family moved in a year and a half ago.

WTF?
What kind of human beings(had to fight hard to actually use those words) live like this?
 
2013-09-09 11:05:31 PM

fenian-: Every single dead black teenager in the news these days is an aspiring rapper.


There, I fixed it for you.
 
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