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(ABC Local)   Parenting tip for moms: Teenagers can be rebellious, so if your 17-year-old son argues with you about ice cream, you need to remain firm and show him who's boss by stabbing him to death   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 163
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2013-09-09 07:43:39 PM
He won't argue again, I call this an effective parenting tactic.
 
2013-09-09 07:45:13 PM
Mom's 31, son's 17. Didn't see this coming.
 
2013-09-09 07:45:18 PM
So many things wrong in that article.
 
2013-09-09 07:45:33 PM
sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk
 
2013-09-09 07:46:20 PM

leevis: Mom's 31, son's 17. Didn't see this coming.


Yeah, guess the 43-year old grandma wasn't in the house to stop the carnage...
 
2013-09-09 07:47:31 PM
"The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.
 
2013-09-09 07:48:42 PM
And the last words he heard.  "I brought you into this world, I can take you right back out."
 
2013-09-09 07:50:01 PM
What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.
 
2013-09-09 07:50:05 PM
Every single dead teenager in the news these days is an aspiring rapper.
 
2013-09-09 07:50:38 PM
You know, if you stab someone to death over some ice cream, it wasn't really about the ice cream.
 
2013-09-09 07:51:08 PM
Stabbed through the heart, and who's to blame?
Mommy you give Klondikes a bad name!
 
2013-09-09 07:52:12 PM
Well, what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
 
2013-09-09 07:54:44 PM

jake_lex: You know, if you stab someone to death over some ice cream, it wasn't really about the ice cream.


Depends on the flavor.
 
2013-09-09 07:55:07 PM
I have really been obsessed with the Creme Brulee from Haagen Dazs lately. So farking good.
 
2013-09-09 07:59:43 PM
Ice cream
you scream
cause you're bleeding out.
 
2013-09-09 08:00:31 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-09 08:01:43 PM

LordJiro: Well, what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?


Goddammit, you're a real asshole, you know that?

/I lol'd
//and felt bad about it
 
2013-09-09 08:02:14 PM

fenian-: Every single dead teenager in the news these days is an aspiring rapper.


*was
 
2013-09-09 08:04:41 PM
cdn01.dailycaller.com

We all scream for ice cream.
 
2013-09-09 08:05:19 PM
I feel like I should post this link on my kids facebook page with a big smiley.
 
2013-09-09 08:05:20 PM

bwilson27: "The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.


Its a shame all aspiring rappers couldn't be killed, Chicago and detroit would turn into ghost towns.
 
2013-09-09 08:06:27 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: What flavor was the ice cream? Seems this is important to the story.


It must have been Nacho.
 
2013-09-09 08:06:50 PM
Now that was a sticky situation!
 
2013-09-09 08:07:27 PM

Misconduc: bwilson27: "The death of the high school senior and aspiring rapper has stunned his longtime friends."

Good riddance.

Its a shame all aspiring rappers couldn't be killed, Chicago and detroit would turn into ghost towns.


So would the shiatty "Entertainment" industry.
 
2013-09-09 08:07:33 PM

Old enough to know better: And the last words he heard.  "I brought you into this world, I can take you right back out."


Bill Cosby approves!
And I LOL.

/golf clap
 
2013-09-09 08:08:59 PM
So what was the flavor, Ben and Jerry's Creamy Crackpipe?
 
2013-09-09 08:09:10 PM
This is sad.

But, let's be optimistic, it's one step further toward curing our overpopulation issue!
(best thing for this rock we live on is 95% of the humans dropping dead)
 
2013-09-09 08:11:02 PM
Ah, the old "He fell into the knife" defense. Always a good one.

I knew a woman who had that very same kitchen accident happen to her boyfriend. Twenty seven times.
 
2013-09-09 08:11:06 PM
Too bad he died.
Because if he lived, he would have had the best rapper name since Ice-T, or Ice Cube...
Ice - Cream.

He got stabbed one time.  ONE TIME!!
By his momma, fool!!!
I told you he was hardcore.
 
2013-09-09 08:12:05 PM
But he didn't walk into her knife six times!
 
2013-09-09 08:13:20 PM
Don't kill children, don't run them over.
Let them live their lives, let them get older.

/ Then kill them -- it's time to pay the price
 
2013-09-09 08:19:56 PM
Diontae?  WTF?
 
2013-09-09 08:20:34 PM
"Well drugs and kids don't mix the thing sum us parents do our children should nt see us doing it May been about sum ice cream but when you smoke around your kids getting high no telling what may happen more of the story is its sad Thz it happen and like I say robin I pray for you and your family and I no in your heart you didn't mean to stab your son "

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. I love how the auto-spell check capitalized 'may'. And the sum of ice cream is to cups coned, er something.

They will say it was reefer madness, but I say it was a case of the mad munchies.

/130 grams sounds better then 5 ounces?
(New, am I doing this right?)
 
2013-09-09 08:23:21 PM
www.fritriac.de
 
2013-09-09 08:24:54 PM
Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?
 
2013-09-09 08:26:52 PM
W/O RTFA, per chance is she a first generation Chinese migrant and him studying for his GMAT for admission into Wharton graduate school when this unfortunate incident happened?

I mean statistically speaking I can't think of any racial group with a disproportionate number of out of wedlock teen moms and hyperviolent teenagers.
 
2013-09-09 08:27:01 PM

BigOle8point: Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?


71st trimester is pushing it.
 
2013-09-09 08:27:36 PM
Now I'm standing in the kitchen,
Dishin' up ice cream for dessert,
Minding my own business,
In storms my son, Diontae, in a jealous rage,
"You been eating all the ice cream!" he says.
He was crazy!
And he kept on sayin' "You been eating all the ice cream!"
And then he ran into my knife...
He ran into my knife ten times...
 
2013-09-09 08:27:51 PM
I AM SO farkING ANGRY I HAD TO PULL OUT ALL CAPS

I'M farkING EMOTIONAL.  fark I N G  E M O T I O N A L.
 
2013-09-09 08:28:54 PM

FrancoFile: BigOle8point: Maybe she just realized that she didn't want kids and decided to abort?

71st trimester is pushing it.


Not necessarily, aborting Michelle Bachmann right now would still be a good idea, for instance.
 
2013-09-09 08:36:49 PM

leevis: Mom's 31, son's 17. Didn't see this coming.


Your not trying say, that her being 13 when having a kid had anything to do with it?
 
2013-09-09 08:38:22 PM
Were sprinkles involved?
 
2013-09-09 08:39:58 PM
Knocked up at 13, a mom at 14, a murderer by 31.  Over ice cream.  I sure hope she gets her bones and her props respeck.
 
2013-09-09 08:41:07 PM
Punk won't talk back again, I bet.
 
2013-09-09 08:46:07 PM
aspiring rapper = talentless pothead loser
 
2013-09-09 08:46:17 PM
I was thinking "wow that's farked up, why would someone do that?" until I got to the part where it said  she claimed he "walked into the knife", then I thought "oh, ok, she's retarded"
 
2013-09-09 08:47:11 PM
That's really sad.
 
2013-09-09 08:50:51 PM
This is the face of who voted Obama.

Enjoy Democrats.
 
2013-09-09 08:52:12 PM

LazerFish: she claimed he "walked into the knife"


At 30 MPH.

With all of his weight.

And had no ability to react and jump back away from the pointy knife as it pierced his skin, went around bones and into organs.

God, that boy was was maladroit.
 
2013-09-09 08:53:24 PM
I prefer less lethal methods on the ones I love. That's why I use Tazer.
 
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