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2013-09-09 08:12:59 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-09-09 09:43:00 PM
static.tvtropes.org

Approves
 
2013-09-09 09:56:53 PM
I put a spell on you
'Cause you're mine

You better stop the things you do
I ain't lyin'
No I ain't lyin'

You know I can't stand it
You're runnin' around
You know better daddy
I can't stand it cause you put me down
Yeah, Yeah

I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
You're mine

I love ya
I love you
I love you
I love you anyhow
And I don't care
If you don't want me
I'm yours right now

You hear me
I put a spell on you
Because you're mine
 
2013-09-09 10:23:50 PM
We've found a witch! May we burn her?
 
2013-09-09 10:23:57 PM
Self-entitled douchebag : the real allure..
 
2013-09-09 10:24:43 PM
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
Its witchcraft

And Ive got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do

Cause it's witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
And although, I know, it's strictly taboo

When you arouse the need in me
My heart says yes indeed in me
Proceed with what your leading me to

Its such an ancient pitch
But one I wouldn't switch
Cause there's no nicer witch than you
 
2013-09-09 10:25:20 PM
Ooh, ee, ooh ah ah...
 
2013-09-09 10:25:38 PM
Kavorka!
 
2013-09-09 10:26:43 PM
Damn soccer players.
 
2013-09-09 10:28:05 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat?
 
2013-09-09 10:28:18 PM
And now, for my next trick I will make this piece of meat completely disappear, then reappear, then...
 
2013-09-09 10:29:00 PM
Nice gig if you can get it.
 
2013-09-09 10:29:29 PM
I'm a love wizard.  My spells take 9 months to cast
 
2013-09-09 10:30:55 PM
www.moviefancentral.com
"So would you say that he was putting some sort of curse on women to get them to sleep with him?  And that he's Jewish?"
 
2013-09-09 10:32:03 PM
I cast Mordikein's Meat
 
2013-09-09 10:33:15 PM
images.wikia.com
/wanted for questioning
 
2013-09-09 10:33:33 PM
Dont let it end up like Rasputin.
 
2013-09-09 10:34:10 PM

Dreamless: I put on my robe and wizard hat?


Oblig...  http://bash.org/?104383
 
2013-09-09 10:34:57 PM
I've used this strategy before.  I ask if she wants to see my deck and I get a drink in my face before I can even get the cards out.
 
2013-09-09 10:36:00 PM

chrylis: Ooh, ee, ooh ah ah...


You are a bad, bad person for that.
 
2013-09-09 10:37:18 PM
I'm having a little trouble understanding what this guy did wrong. The woman had recently broken up with her BF, after going to this guy for some kind of "treatments" he talks her into having sex.

Was this "treatment" hypnotism and he had sex with her while she was under? Or are they saying that having sex with a woman who's on the rebound, and therefor "vulnerable" is considered rape?

If rebound sex is rape then we're all going to jail.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:01 PM

ReapTheChaos: I'm having a little trouble understanding what this guy did wrong. The woman had recently broken up with her BF, after going to this guy for some kind of "treatments" he talks her into having sex.

Was this "treatment" hypnotism and he had sex with her while she was under? Or are they saying that having sex with a woman who's on the rebound, and therefor "vulnerable" is considered rape?

If rebound sex is rape then we're all going to jail.


He was claiming to be a therapist, not a the rapist
 
2013-09-09 10:40:15 PM
Didn't apprentice Mickey Mouse do this to classical music?
 
2013-09-09 10:44:00 PM
25.media.tumblr.com


/Sven-Jewly?
 
2013-09-09 10:46:46 PM
First a Harry Potter headline, now this. Is there a magic trifecta now in play?
 
2013-09-09 10:49:32 PM
www.marybeths.com

To all the farkettes out there. Stare at the spinning disc and repeat ... 'I will send darth_badger BIE" over and over.


I'll do the rest
 
2013-09-09 10:50:37 PM
 
2013-09-09 10:51:05 PM
He has a magic rod?
 
2013-09-09 11:00:17 PM
i651.photobucket.com

1,000 years of...

i651.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 11:00:33 PM
Sorcerer and references to con men in the same article.  I think the latter is usually the one who says he is the former.
 
2013-09-09 11:00:44 PM
Don't worry guys, it wasn't me.
 
2013-09-09 11:02:54 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-09 11:04:13 PM
Have you seen my little monkey?
 
2013-09-09 11:08:52 PM
After a series of expensive "treatments," the man convinced the woman to have in sex with him, according to The Jerusalem Post.

"in" sex?
 
2013-09-09 11:11:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-09 11:17:08 PM

Nothing To See Here: I put a spell on you


Link
 
2013-09-09 11:17:59 PM

InternetSecurityGuard: After a series of expensive "treatments," the man convinced the woman to have in sex with him, according to The Jerusalem Post.

"in" sex?


It is like sounding but performed with the clitoris.
 
2013-09-09 11:22:53 PM
But does he have to be at the ritual circle in 26 minutes?
 
2013-09-09 11:23:41 PM
Oh man that actually works?

I guess we didn't get to be 7 billion strong being too uppity about sexual partners.

Plus alcohol, there's that.
 
2013-09-09 11:24:29 PM
 
2013-09-09 11:24:47 PM
I hope they don't execute me next.
 
2013-09-09 11:27:06 PM
I know the feeling
 
2013-09-09 11:27:13 PM
Amateur!...all he had to do was buy some athena pheromones.
 
2013-09-09 11:28:55 PM

Nothing To See Here: I put a spell on you



Funny you should bring up  Screamin' Jay Hawkins, he was the father of between 55 and 75 children.
Also, he could really put on a crazy show.
 
2013-09-09 11:34:21 PM
He's a craze you'd endorse
He's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
 
2013-09-09 11:37:13 PM
CHARM PERSON

level 1
components: verbal, somantic
range: close ~ 20 feet
target: one humanoid creature
duration: one hour per level

The spell does not enable you to control the  charmedperson as if it were an automaton, but it perceives your words and actions in the most favorable way. You can try to give the subject orders, but you must win an opposed check to convince it to do anything it wouldn't ordinarily do. (Retries are not allowed.) An affected creature never obeys suicidal or obviously harmful orders, but it might be convinced that something very dangerous is worth doing. Any act by you or your apparent allies that threatens the  charmedperson breaks the spell. You must speak the person's language to communicate your commands, or else be good at pantomiming.
 
2013-09-09 11:54:26 PM
i21.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 11:56:21 PM
Things then got even worse for the alleged victim, who admitted to police that she asked the man to physically attack her ex-boyfriend's new girl. Police detained the woman for three days on suspicion of conspiring to cause bodily harm.

Sounds like she was manipulating the wizard (or trying to). And all he wanted was sex, not violence! Isn't he the victim here?
 
2013-09-10 12:04:51 AM

JRoo: [i21.photobucket.com image 800x580]


Came for SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
 
2013-09-10 12:11:49 AM
You call it sorcery, I call it roofies.
 
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