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(Palm Beach Post)   Man attempts to eat store receipt before police can bust him for fraud, forgets to also eat computer database and security cameras that recorded his purchase   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 1
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2013-09-09 09:23:57 PM
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"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? 'Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under 'D', for 'doughnut'..."

--Mitch Hedberg
 
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