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(Palm Beach Post)   Man attempts to eat store receipt before police can bust him for fraud, forgets to also eat computer database and security cameras that recorded his purchase   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 22
    More: Florida, Palm Beach County Jail, security camera, receipts  
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3518 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2013 at 7:06 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-09 07:07:53 PM  
Those are just empty calories.
 
2013-09-09 07:15:15 PM  
$625 for a Gucci hat is the real crime here.
 
2013-09-09 07:16:45 PM  
$265, sorry.

/My dyslexia as kicking win.
 
2013-09-09 07:31:33 PM  
Maybe throw a magnet through the window?
uk.web.img3.acsta.net
 
2013-09-09 07:40:21 PM  
Ojea is going to Ojail.
 
2013-09-09 07:49:29 PM  
Everyone in Bird Law knows if you eat the receipt it never happened.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-09 07:53:33 PM  

baronbloodbath: $625 for a Gucci hat is the real crime here.


Yo, that's $50 for a T-shirt.
 
2013-09-09 07:55:24 PM  
Before deputies could grab the receipt, Ojea allegedly put it in his mouth and quickly chewed it.
A security officer for Norstrom printed a new receipt that showed Ojea spent $561.80 using a Visa card.


Technology can be a real biatch.
 
2013-09-09 07:59:32 PM  
Can you blame him? Those computers are awful heavy on the metals and can contain more carcinogens than barbecue. That's just unacceptable to a vegetarian.
 
2013-09-09 08:03:05 PM  

ElLoco: Before deputies could grab the receipt, Ojea allegedly put it in his mouth and quickly chewed it.
A security officer for Norstrom printed a new receipt that showed Ojea spent $561.80 using a Visa card.

Technology can be a real biatch.


His brilliant plan, foiled by the "reprint" button
 
2013-09-09 08:26:02 PM  
Police offer him pickles and chili to go with it on top of a hotdog bun, while going through his records
 
2013-09-09 08:41:43 PM  

Gosling: baronbloodbath: $625 for a Gucci hat is the real crime here.

Yo, that's $50 for a T-shirt.


limited edition, let's do some simple addition
 
2013-09-09 08:48:32 PM  
Every other comment on that article seems to alternate between "thanks Obama!" and "immagrashun statuss..."  Sad, really.
 
2013-09-09 09:18:52 PM  
In the 1970s, before computers, the cops would have just waited for him to poop it out.
 
2013-09-09 09:23:57 PM  
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? 'Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it's back home in the file... under 'D', for 'doughnut'..."

--Mitch Hedberg
 
2013-09-09 09:25:15 PM  
reprintpoetry.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-09 10:17:10 PM  

ZeroCorpse: In the 1970s, before computers, the cops would have just waited for him to poop it out.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-09 10:24:20 PM  
That headline was worth a delayed laugh.
 
2013-09-09 10:47:09 PM  
How in Bog's name did I read that headline and see the word "donut"?

/I swear it said something about a donut.
 
2013-09-10 05:13:05 AM  
The fashion police were brought in to conduct further questioning.
 
2013-09-10 07:23:06 AM  

ZeroCorpse: In the 1970s, before computers, the cops would have just waited for him to poop it out.


Or look at the carbon copy.

/Press down hard... we're makin' three copies.

//You see, back in the days before keeping kids off my lawn became my life's work, we used to have this stuff called carbon paper...
 
2013-09-10 09:18:19 AM  

baronbloodbath: $265, sorry.

/My dyslexia as kicking win.


I don't know what I expected, but a Google search reveals that they're only canvas too:

www.ihandbagpros.co
 
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