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2013-09-09 03:38:39 PM  
i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:12 PM  

FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.


Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.


Pointers? I've only had luck finding the speakably deviant stuff.

/Shouldn't it be homophobe?
 
2013-09-09 04:37:23 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: /Shouldn't it be homophobe?


perhaps he accidentally the whole cock.
 
2013-09-09 05:45:13 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.


I think the christian evangelicals are more obsessed with gay sex that most gays I know.
 
2013-09-09 05:53:09 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.


Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.
 
2013-09-09 05:56:28 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.


If you're an in the closet self hating christian conservative homophobe and you manage to successfully avoid hopscotching into a bucket of cocks for your whole life then, presumably based on your own beliefs, you make it into heaven right?

So my question is when you're in heaven do you now get unlimited cock as part of the eternal paradise deal or is that still considered offside?
 
2013-09-09 06:05:31 PM  

Tigger: Nadie_AZ: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.

If you're an in the closet self hating christian conservative homophobe and you manage to successfully avoid hopscotching into a bucket of cocks for your whole life then, presumably based on your own beliefs, you make it into heaven right?

So my question is when you're in heaven do you now get unlimited cock as part of the eternal paradise deal or is that still considered offside?


I thought Christian heaven was sitting on a cloud staring at god. I'd rather the Happy Hunting Grounds myself, but apparently that's a no go. That sounds like the most boring existence of all time. At least the flames of hell keep things interesting. Especially with noobies - "Oh hey look, Joe just got here. Oh man look at him jump and cry. Ouch that hurt, not that he'll need it anyways"
 
2013-09-09 06:08:52 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Pointers? I've only had luck finding the speakably deviant stuff.

/Shouldn't it be homophobe?


I think it's homophone since they all sound the same.
 
2013-09-09 06:10:19 PM  
Christ what an asshole
 
2013-09-09 06:10:49 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.


IT'S FOR RESEARCH!

Years ago, the anti-gay "Oregon Citizens Alliance" was proposing its infamous Ballot Measure Nine*, which would have amended the Oregon state Constitution to officially declare gays are icky.  One neighborhood was papered with flyers describing a gay scat porn movie in graphic detail as "typical of a homosexual's sex life."

Of course, pointing out that there's plenty of shiat fetishists in the straight community (as anyone who has ever known a professional dominatrix can tell you), or exactly who in the OCA came up with the idea to watch gay shiat fetish videos.  Considering this was in 1992, it meant they probably had to actually go out and find it on VHS.


*http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Ballot_Measure_9_%281992%29
 
2013-09-09 06:12:11 PM  
Taking advantage of something within the human condition to make money?  You don't say.
 
2013-09-09 06:21:10 PM  
i1089.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 06:37:25 PM  

2wolves: [i1089.photobucket.com image 500x406]


Can't forget Roy Ashburn. California State Senator, GOP Republican --a fierce opponent of gay rights-- arrested for DUI after leaving gay bar with another man
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And many many more that were never reported because they paid off cops or judges.
 
2013-09-09 06:39:15 PM  
I really don't think any of the evangelicals I know have a clue as to what a 'bottom' might be.
 
2013-09-09 06:43:43 PM  
 
2013-09-09 06:44:21 PM  
Ooh, that's another one for the tote board over at gayhomophobe
 
2013-09-09 06:49:01 PM  
Everytime I see my younger cousin's husband, I tell him I know he's a power bottom, so let's get this over with and start unzipping my pants.  The utter fear on his face is hilarious.

he's not gay, just super christian/republican
 
2013-09-09 06:58:42 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Everytime I see my younger cousin's husband, I tell him I know he's a power bottom, so let's get this over with and start unzipping my pants.  The utter fear on his face is hilarious.

he's not gay, just super christian/republican


That he even knows what a "power bottom" is is very telling.
 
2013-09-09 07:08:18 PM  

Tigger: Nadie_AZ: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.

If you're an in the closet self hating christian conservative homophobe and you manage to successfully avoid hopscotching into a bucket of cocks for your whole life then, presumably based on your own beliefs, you make it into heaven right?

So my question is when you're in heaven do you now get unlimited cock as part of the eternal paradise deal or is that still considered offside?


When you get to heaven, you're fixed and don't have any of those filthy horrible sexual deviations. God makes you whole again. Unless you're a mormon, in which case you have deviations to help you populate a planet.
 
2013-09-09 07:13:08 PM  
"Virulent hatred of gays" = gayer than Ricky Martin singing Livin' La Vida Loca at Fire Island with the Village People and RuPaul singing back-up.
 
2013-09-09 07:16:28 PM  

FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.


All night, all night, oh every night.
anyway he wants it thats the way he neeeds it
 
2013-09-09 07:21:51 PM  
1 Timothy 5:17-18

The elders who rule well are to be considered worthy of double honor, especially those who work hard at preaching and teaching. For the Scripture says, "You shall not muzzle the ox while he is threshing," and "The laborer is worthy of his wages.

See? If he benefits mightily from doing God's work, what's wrong with that?

(Other than the whole "conflict of interest" thing preventing any level of self-reflection or critical analysis of the religion he's tied himself too...)
 
2013-09-09 07:30:15 PM  

Gyrfalcon: JolobinSmokin: Everytime I see my younger cousin's husband, I tell him I know he's a power bottom, so let's get this over with and start unzipping my pants.  The utter fear on his face is hilarious.

he's not gay, just super christian/republican

That he even knows what a "power bottom" is is very telling.


I was going to say maybe he just watches It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but that seems to be something that would be a no-no to Christians as well.  Anyway here is Dennis' take on Power bottoms, Youtube link questionable SFW language
 
2013-09-09 07:36:13 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Everytime I see my younger cousin's husband, I tell him I know he's a power bottom, so let's get this over with and start unzipping my pants.  The utter fear on his face is hilarious.

he's not gay, just super christian/republican


I'm not up on my gay sex lingo, but is power bottom the same as bossy bottom?  Because my friend calls his boyfriend that all the time.
 
2013-09-09 07:40:21 PM  

TalenLee: Tigger: Nadie_AZ: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.

If you're an in the closet self hating christian conservative homophobe and you manage to successfully avoid hopscotching into a bucket of cocks for your whole life then, presumably based on your own beliefs, you make it into heaven right?

So my question is when you're in heaven do you now get unlimited cock as part of the eternal paradise deal or is that still considered offside?

When you get to heaven, you're fixed and don't have any of those filthy horrible sexual deviations. God makes you whole again. Unless you're a mormon, in which case you have deviations to help you populate a planet.


Don't most Christians teach that you don't have sex in Heaven?
 
2013-09-09 07:40:46 PM  
Sounds kind of like Supply Side Jesus.
 
2013-09-09 07:44:19 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.


They both love and hate the cock, as they love and hate themselves.
 
2013-09-09 07:52:58 PM  

spongeboob: Don't most Christians teach that you don't have sex in Heaven?


Generally yes.

Jesus replied, "You are in error because you do not know the Scriptures or the power of God. At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven. - Matthew 22:29-30

Hank Hanegraaff, the humbly self-titled "Bible Answer Man," used to frequently field concerns related to this issue. His answer was to tell the story of a child who, upon first learning that sex was considered to be life's greatest physical pleasure, inquired how chocolate was involved. In the child's mind, the taste of chocolate was the highest possible joy in life; he couldn't understand how anything not involving chocolate could be better. In the same way, Hank would condescendingly drone, in our fallen state we can't conceive of a "paradise" where sex is no longer even possible, but we should rest assured: The holy, chaste spiritual communion that we will experience with God and each other in heaven will so overshadow the dirty, slimy pleasure of sex that we won't even miss that, sweaty, loud, unwieldy physical act.

/ I may have editorialized there just slightly
// As for sex and chocolate: ¿Porque no los dos?
 
2013-09-09 08:05:57 PM  
The Oregonian is reporting that Bruce Bottoms - a homosexual baker and owner of "Cakes By Cupcakes" - has been charged with anti-Christian discrimination by the Oregon Ministry of Human Rights (OMHR). Mr. Bottoms and his partner, Lance Limpkowski, recently declined to bake a cake for the notoriously anti-"gay" Westboro Baptist Church (WBC). As a result, they've been forced to shut down their business.

LMAO!!! Like virulent homophobes could bring themselves to go to a bakery known to be owned by homosexuals to hopefully be denied service in order to try to make a political point.
 
2013-09-09 08:13:33 PM  
Mr. Bottoms and his partner, Lance Limpkowski

Bottoms and Limpkowski

Sounds like a 70's buddy cop show about two detectives who go undercover to take down the gay mafia.
 
2013-09-09 08:20:08 PM  

SolomonKing: Mr. Bottoms and his partner, Lance Limpkowski

Bottoms and Limpkowski

Sounds like a 70's buddy cop show about two detectives who go undercover to take down the gay mafia.


My god, their mustaches would be AWESOME!
 
2013-09-09 08:42:21 PM  

Weaver95: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

I think the christian evangelicals are more obsessed with gay sex that most gays I know.


I've worked with 2 gay guys and a lesbian for about 7 months on my current contract. One of the guys is a complete flamer, you know the type: lisp, et al.

I agree with you, since I don't I hear them talk about gay sex half as much the bible thumpers.

I think the anti-gay bible thumpers want to get thumped by the ghey.
 
2013-09-09 08:43:46 PM  
You mean kind of like how sites like Daily Kos profit by drumming up breathless outrage over everything conservative? Weird. It's almost like whipping people up into a froth, whether for a justified reason or for something stupid and frivolous, can be profitable. Granted, when that outrage is generated by hate and bigotry towards a specific group it's particularly despicable, but it's a pretty slimy way to make living regardless of what you are trying to keep people perpetually outraged about.
 
2013-09-09 08:45:16 PM  

theknuckler_33: The Oregonian is reporting that Bruce Bottoms - a homosexual baker and owner of "Cakes By Cupcakes" - has been charged with anti-Christian discrimination by the Oregon Ministry of Human Rights (OMHR). Mr. Bottoms and his partner, Lance Limpkowski, recently declined to bake a cake for the notoriously anti-"gay" Westboro Baptist Church (WBC). As a result, they've been forced to shut down their business.

LMAO!!! Like virulent homophobes could bring themselves to go to a bakery known to be owned by homosexuals to hopefully be denied service in order to try to make a political point.


What I don't get is why gay is in quotes. Does he not believe people are gay? If not, how can he hate them so much?
 
2013-09-09 08:54:40 PM  

mod3072: breathless outrage over everything conservative?


Difference is Kos doesn't have to make shiat up.  Unlike WND, Free Republic, deadmoran.com.
 
2013-09-09 09:02:42 PM  

sendtodave: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

They both love and hate the cock, as they love and hate themselves.



The precious...
 
2013-09-09 09:35:34 PM  

vsavatar: Sounds kind of like Supply Side Jesus.


Sounds more like Sloopy Seconds Jesus.
 
2013-09-09 09:42:29 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Hank Hanegraaff, the humbly self-titled "Bible Answer Man," used to frequently field concerns related to this issue. His answer was to tell the story of a child who, upon first learning that sex was considered to be life's greatest physical pleasure, inquired how chocolate was involved. In the child's mind, the taste of chocolate was the highest possible joy in life; he couldn't understand how anything not involving chocolate could be better. In the same way, Hank would condescendingly drone, in our fallen state we can't conceive of a "paradise" where sex is no longer even possible, but we should rest assured: The holy, chaste spiritual communion that we will experience with God and each other in heaven will so overshadow the dirty, slimy pleasure of sex that we won't even miss that, sweaty, loud, unwieldy physical act.


Well, that's stupid.

I didn't give up eating chocolate for life after having sex for the first time.
 
2013-09-09 10:06:53 PM  

TalenLee: When you get to heaven, you're fixed and don't have any of those filthy horrible sexual deviations. God makes you whole again.


Wait, so God makes you not you??! How is that Heaven then??

People define themselves by their personalities, and if God is going to take those away, Heaven might feel like Hell for most people.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:30 PM  
"Christians aren't 'discriminating' against you because of your 'sexual orientation.' We just refuse to endorse sinful lifestyles, behaviors, messages or events."

Exactly. Which is why so many Christian businesses refuse to cater to hypocrites, people that lie, people that are thieves, people that take the Lord's name in vain and people that do not honor their father and mother.

They are NOT singling out gay people. Got that?
 
2013-09-09 10:45:42 PM  

Coco LaFemme: JolobinSmokin: Everytime I see my younger cousin's husband, I tell him I know he's a power bottom, so let's get this over with and start unzipping my pants.  The utter fear on his face is hilarious.

he's not gay, just super christian/republican

I'm not up on my gay sex lingo, but is power bottom the same as bossy bottom?  Because my friend calls his boyfriend that all the time.


The bossy bottom tells you where to put it. The power bottom puts it there himself.
 
2013-09-09 10:55:30 PM  
imageshack.us

/Phelps and Dobson, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G....
 
2013-09-09 11:25:18 PM  

wellreadneck: Coco LaFemme: JolobinSmokin: Everytime I see my younger cousin's husband, I tell him I know he's a power bottom, so let's get this over with and start unzipping my pants.  The utter fear on his face is hilarious.

he's not gay, just super christian/republican

I'm not up on my gay sex lingo, but is power bottom the same as bossy bottom?  Because my friend calls his boyfriend that all the time.

The bossy bottom tells you where to put it. The power bottom puts it there himself.


Hahaha. Well said, I'm so stealing that.
 
2013-09-09 11:44:05 PM  
Well, duh. No one's ever gone broke banking on the hate and fear of others. You just have to find an exploitable niche.
 
2013-09-10 12:06:39 AM  

Tigger: Nadie_AZ: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.

If you're an in the closet self hating christian conservative homophobe and you manage to successfully avoid hopscotching into a bucket of cocks for your whole life then, presumably based on your own beliefs, you make it into heaven right?

So my question is when you're in heaven do you now get unlimited cock as part of the eternal paradise deal or is that still considered offside?


God will heal/cure you in heaven. Or something like that.
 
2013-09-10 12:17:44 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Martian_Astronomer: Hank Hanegraaff, the humbly self-titled "Bible Answer Man," used to frequently field concerns related to this issue. His answer was to tell the story of a child who, upon first learning that sex was considered to be life's greatest physical pleasure, inquired how chocolate was involved. In the child's mind, the taste of chocolate was the highest possible joy in life; he couldn't understand how anything not involving chocolate could be better. In the same way, Hank would condescendingly drone, in our fallen state we can't conceive of a "paradise" where sex is no longer even possible, but we should rest assured: The holy, chaste spiritual communion that we will experience with God and each other in heaven will so overshadow the dirty, slimy pleasure of sex that we won't even miss that, sweaty, loud, unwieldy physical act.

Well, that's stupid.

I didn't give up eating chocolate for life after having sex for the first time.


It's also badly plagiarizing C.S. Lewis while missing the point that C.S. Lewis  didn'tsay that there would be no sex in heaven when he gave the chocolate analogy.
 
2013-09-10 01:41:34 AM  

rynthetyn: Tigger: Nadie_AZ: Benevolent Misanthrope: FlashHarry: i'm guessing he dreams of cock every night.

Any time I see a guy who hates on gays like this - especially a religious guy - I know without a doubt that he is wanking it to the most unspeakably deviant gay porn out there.

Yeah but he's not getting gay married so he is still going to heaven.

If you're an in the closet self hating christian conservative homophobe and you manage to successfully avoid hopscotching into a bucket of cocks for your whole life then, presumably based on your own beliefs, you make it into heaven right?

So my question is when you're in heaven do you now get unlimited cock as part of the eternal paradise deal or is that still considered offside?

God will heal/cure you in heaven. Or something like that.


You have to be cured from getting the sexay on?? It's a disease!!??
 
2013-09-10 02:21:09 AM  
Someone is using cherry-picked religious doctrines to line their pockets? I'm SHOCKED!

Religion is the original Amway scam. While unsurprising, its sad how often religious groups/leaders enrich themselves by the procriptions and exclusions around which their congregants are exhorted to coalesce.
 
2013-09-10 02:26:01 AM  

Ishkur: TalenLee: When you get to heaven, you're fixed and don't have any of those filthy horrible sexual deviations. God makes you whole again.

Wait, so God makes you not you??! How is that Heaven then??

People define themselves by their personalities, and if God is going to take those away, Heaven might feel like Hell for most people.


Put a different view on that: a drug addict who gets to heaven wouldn't feel tortured seeking his fix, he would be freed of it amd heaven would have no heroin for him.

He would still be himself. Who defines themselves by what holw they like to stick things into, or have things stuck in, anyways?

As a straight guy I don't. If heaven would make me gay and love it, I would still have my identity as a person.
 
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