meat0918: cannotsuggestaname: first world problemsYup.We could be bombing Syria tomorrow, and the worst thing in the universe is this guy's burrito builder. It's like he didn't think for two seconds that while his burrito was made incorrectly, he could stop, unroll it, and smear the ingredients into the correct layout, either with a utensil or his goddamn finger.
p51d007: Not only that, 99% of fast food joints know that the bulk of their employees can't READ, so they have PICTURES of what the damn food is suppose to look like, and how it is assembled. The problem comes from the fact most fast food workers can't get a job doing anything else because they are just too damn stupid to do anything other than smoke weed, ride a skateboard and wear their pants 1/2 way down their body. I've just about sworn off fast food. If I want a GOOD Mexican dinner, I go to a Mexican place that has "real Mexicans" that run it. Got a few in my neck of the woods. Their workers (as with the Chinese restaurants that employee real Chinese people) WORK THEIR BUTTS OFF! Never been to one where they were not NICE, fast on service and always SMILING. Try to find that with your typical low life, bum fast food worker.
Dr Dreidel: vygramul: If you want someone capable of making a burrito, pay more than minimum wage.If you want to earn more than minimum wage, learn a skill more complicated than "burrito rolling".// doonitrite?
zenferret: I'm feelin' his pain.[i39.tinypic.com image 850x637]
Igor Jakovsky: This why I only get my tacos/burrotos from this little kotchen at the back of a Mexican grocery. The tortillas are made fresh onsite. The veggies are grown in a garden out back and the meat comes from beef or chicken that is farm raised and slaughtered daily on site. The things are assembled by little old Mexican ladies who don't speak English.. You have to order in Spanish or you're out of luck.Id tell you where it is but its hard to find because it doesn't have a sign out front. You really have to hunt for it. Best Mexican food EVAR.
Isitoveryet: LOL, i especially liked the lifesavers comment.Living in So Cal, sometimes you do get the occasional segregated burrito.but you don't see me slamming the burrito down in a fit of rage on the coffee table while my friends are eating and seeing the whole thing explode into burrito shrapnel simultaneously catching the plate of shake for rolling & sending that out to cover the floor, friends & burrito fallout.nope, don't see me doing that.
69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.[sustainabledad.com image 850x566]
jayfurr: As angry pointless online rants go, this one is pretty good.
Fart_Machine: ThatDarkFellow: Fart_Machine: Did anyone bother to get to the end of the rant where the guy says he was trying to be funny and this is in no way to be taken seriously?Yes, except it was bullshiat and a cop out to avoid having to deal with any conflict from the postMeh, it read to me like the guy was pulling a shtick.
SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.
xalres: Actually, I'd be impressed if someone were able to make a burrito layered like that without the ingredients being swirled together in the process. It made me think of an interesting idea, make a vertically layered burrito but with different burritos. So you could get, say, an asada/chile verde/pastor burrito. They'd need to find a way to separate them, some kind of edible semi-permeable membrane to keep the flavor sections separated. Someone with more time and less of a procrastinative* streak needs to make this happen.*is that a word
Fart_Machine: Also, it is meant to be a work of humor. If you take from this that a human being really got as angry about a burrito as the post suggests, please never introduce me to the human beings you know.
LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.
TuteTibiImperes: SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.FTFA:Did you like this post?I made something else I think you'll like more.This has been a commercial.Also, it is meant to be a work of humor. If you take from this that a human being really got as angry about a burrito as the post suggests, please never introduce me to the human beings you know.
JohnCarter: Dude..get perspective.They are gassing people in Syria, interest rates are rising, and Miley Cyrus is frightening the crap out the kids firefly by twerking on MTV. Just deal with your damned burrito and let it go man, let it go....
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