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2013-09-09 06:21:10 PM
You know what else curdles my turds, Mexican roofers that loudly hammer all day and speak in that disgusting dialect.
 
2013-09-09 06:21:16 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm sorry but that burrito has a bunch of bullshiat that is just filler.
Shell, meat, onion, cheese and cilantro and that's it. You pour your own farking salsa(I like green) on and in it.
/If you're in Chicago try this place http://www.pasadita.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id= 5 &Itemid=2


I haven't been to Chicago in forever, but I miss El Famous Burrito. It's like a giant football stuffed with meat.
 
2013-09-09 06:21:41 PM
I got to the burrito/pack of Lifesavers comparison and just about lost it ;)
 
2013-09-09 06:21:54 PM
What a douche. The article writer. Not the burrito guy.
 
2013-09-09 06:22:31 PM

gadian: Wow, what a prick.  A prick that eats dongs and drinks pure ejaculate from the rarest of cows hand-fed by organically grown indigenous virgins.


And that's why you're green
 
2013-09-09 06:22:52 PM
Meanwhile on reddit some retard posts about the amazing epic random awkward burrito he made at work for some old guy.
 
2013-09-09 06:22:53 PM

big pig peaches: Ishidan: LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.

Minus taxes, commute costs, and other assorted bullshiat...more like five an hour, no benefits.

Paying the incompetent more isn't suddenly going to make them competent.


There's the answer we are looking for.
 
2013-09-09 06:23:49 PM

Krieghund: The blogger's mistake is thinking the guy that made his burrito cares.


Also, he forgot the golden rule of humor... being that if you have to tell people that your post is meant in humor, it really isn't funny.
 
2013-09-09 06:24:07 PM

SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:

A) Fat
and
B) Doesn't really have much important going on in his life
and has
C) Anger issues

get over it, dude.  it was a horrible burrito.  mix it up with a fork and enjoy.


You're boring.
 
2013-09-09 06:24:41 PM

zenferret: I'm feelin' his pain.
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Coyotes leave scat that looks a lot like that ...
 
2013-09-09 06:25:27 PM

2BuckChuck: What no Chipotle burrito ever has looked like:

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/First world problems, but I feel his "pain"


Not sure what crackhole chipotle you go to, but mine pretty much always looks almost just like that.
 
2013-09-09 06:25:38 PM

ThatDarkFellow: El Famous Burrito


Thanks. I am going to try the one in Elmhurst this weekend
 
2013-09-09 06:26:02 PM
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I'm not sure, so she didn't like the burrito. TFA wasn't very clear.
 
2013-09-09 06:27:38 PM

69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.
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Those are tacos.

THIS is a burrito.

s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com

Manuel's Special. Feeds 4-5 people, or one really starving person.

http://manuelseltepeyac.com/
 
2013-09-09 06:28:12 PM

Somaticasual: KresentPhresh: button

Actually it opens in a new window, so the back button is moot by default.


Oh... I stand corrected.
 
2013-09-09 06:28:40 PM

Fart_Machine: Did anyone bother to get to the end of the rant where the guy says he was trying to be funny and this is in no way to be taken seriously?


It was obvious right from the beginning that he was trying to be funny -- trying really, really hard, and when it wasn't quite working, trying even harder.
 
2013-09-09 06:29:07 PM
This why I only get my tacos/burrotos from this little kotchen at the back of a Mexican grocery. The tortillas are made fresh onsite. The veggies are grown in a garden out back and the meat comes from beef or chicken that is farm raised and slaughtered daily on site. The things are assembled by little old Mexican ladies who don't speak English.. You have to order in Spanish or you're out of luck.

Id tell you where it is but its hard to find because it doesn't have a sign out front. You really have to hunt for it. Best Mexican food EVAR.
 
2013-09-09 06:29:30 PM
While the writer has a point, he is mistaken the burrito guy is working for him.   Burrito wrapper guy is working for Burrito Corp Limited.

Burrito Corp Limited probably wants Burrito Wrapper guy to make a single burrito in X time so X burritos in one day can be made.

In an attempt to be more efficient at his job, burrito wrapper guy learned that instead of moving eight things eight inches, he learned he can be more efficient by moving eight things about an inch at a time.

While that worked great for Henry Ford, it does not work so well for guy who has to eat said burrito.

I would say the burrito maker could be a genius in the wrong line of work.
 
2013-09-09 06:29:46 PM
I considered that rather funny, and consider those who didn't both stupid and tasteless.

/because I'm an asshole
 
2013-09-09 06:30:00 PM

Lorelle: 69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.
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Those are tacos.

THIS is a burrito.

[s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com image 500x375]

Manuel's Special. Feeds 4-5 people, or one really starving person.

http://manuelseltepeyac.com/


For a second, I was happy to see that place is in California. Then I noticed the look on his face when he had his arm around the young boy.
 
2013-09-09 06:30:18 PM
 
2013-09-09 06:30:44 PM

Super Chronic: Fart_Machine: Did anyone bother to get to the end of the rant where the guy says he was trying to be funny and this is in no way to be taken seriously?

It was obvious right from the beginning that he was trying to be funny -- trying really, really hard, and when it wasn't quite working, trying even harder.


But you know what truly is funny?  Discussing burritos with Fart_Machine.
 
2013-09-09 06:32:03 PM

69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.
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That looks amazing.
 
2013-09-09 06:32:06 PM

NorCalLos: For a second, I was happy to see that place is in California. Then I noticed the look on his face when he had his arm around the young boy.


That's a woman, not a boy!
 
2013-09-09 06:32:48 PM
Chipotle is the first thing I thought of when looking at that picture.

/it has to be
 
2013-09-09 06:32:49 PM

meat0918: cannotsuggestaname: first world problems

Yup.

We could be bombing Syria tomorrow, and the worst thing in the universe is this guy's burrito builder.  It's like he didn't think for two seconds that while his burrito was made incorrectly, he could stop, unroll it, and smear the ingredients into the correct layout, either with a utensil or his goddamn finger.


yet here you are
 
2013-09-09 06:33:39 PM
We need robots to make burritos.
 
2013-09-09 06:36:24 PM

ArcadianRefugee: TuteTibiImperes: SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:

A) Fat
and
B) Doesn't really have much important going on in his life
and has
C) Anger issues

get over it, dude.  it was a horrible burrito.  mix it up with a fork and enjoy.

FTFA:
Did you like this post?I made something else I think you'll like more.
This has been a commercial.
Also, it is meant to be a work of humor. If you take from this that a human being really got as angry about a burrito as the post suggests, please never introduce me to the human beings you know.

It failed.


I found it pretty funny, Eeyore.
 
2013-09-09 06:36:36 PM

zenferret: I'm feelin' his pain.
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See, this is why, for everything else shiatty about them, Subway and Chipotle are still frequented: Because you can see your sandwich and burrito made right in front of you, rather than behind some fast food wall of silence.
 
2013-09-09 06:37:32 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm sorry but that burrito has a bunch of bullshiat that is just filler.
Shell, meat, onion, cheese and cilantro and that's it. You pour your own farking salsa(I like green) on and in it.
/If you're in Chicago try this place http://www.pasadita.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id= 5 &Itemid=2


Never been to that place, but you know what a burrito is supposed to be. Rice and beans simply doesn't belong. Serve that shiat on the side, if you must, but I'd rather have chips and salsa.
 
2013-09-09 06:37:34 PM

meat0918: cannotsuggestaname: first world problems

Yup.

We could be bombing Syria tomorrow, and the worst thing in the universe is this guy's burrito builder.  It's like he didn't think for two seconds that while his burrito was made incorrectly, he could stop, unroll it, and smear the ingredients into the correct layout, either with a utensil or his goddamn finger.


Then why not just hand the customers the ingredients? Why bother to assemble it at all if you don't have to bother doing it right?

While we're on the subject, fark the retarded fast food workers who squash the assembled burger. I know you like your buns packed, that doesn't mean everyone else does.
 
2013-09-09 06:37:43 PM

untaken_name: LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.

You know, I keep hearing that, but if that's the case, why do I have more trouble at the DMV than at a typical fast food restaurant? They make good money at the DMV.


Your DMV sucks, then. It's had lines from time to time, but I've always had helpful and nice people at the DMV for me, just redid registrations on two cars and we chatted and joked the whole time.
 
2013-09-09 06:38:28 PM
Can anyone explain what the purpose of an SSL certificate on that site would be?

Its not like you're passing any info back and forth that requires encryption...
 
2013-09-09 06:39:12 PM

SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:

A) Fat
and
B) Doesn't really have much important going on in his life
and has
C) Anger issues

get over it, dude.  it was a horrible burrito.  mix it up with a fork and enjoy.



I'll go with get off your ass and make your own burritos, whiny birch.
 
2013-09-09 06:39:47 PM
Okay I know one of you farkers ate a tongue or brain burrito. How does each one taste?
 
2013-09-09 06:39:49 PM
Dear guy ranting,

Your blog sucks.
 
2013-09-09 06:40:59 PM

Lorelle: 69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.
[sustainabledad.com image 850x566]

Those are tacos.

THIS is a burrito.

[s3-media1.ak.yelpcdn.com image 500x375]

Manuel's Special. Feeds 4-5 people, or one really starving person American.

http://manuelseltepeyac.com/



FIFY
 
2013-09-09 06:41:29 PM

69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.
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Those are tacos, ese.
 
2013-09-09 06:41:46 PM
...How the hell do you  do that? I mean, really. That's, like, 'I did this shiat on purpose, look on in awe' levels of farking up burritos.
 
2013-09-09 06:42:39 PM

nytmare: I know you like your buns packed,


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-09 06:43:15 PM

Pitabred: untaken_name: LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.

You know, I keep hearing that, but if that's the case, why do I have more trouble at the DMV than at a typical fast food restaurant? They make good money at the DMV.

Your DMV sucks, then. It's had lines from time to time, but I've always had helpful and nice people at the DMV for me, just redid registrations on two cars and we chatted and joked the whole time.


Ahhh... You're the reason it took so long for everyone else.
 
2013-09-09 06:43:31 PM

Phony_Soldier: SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:

A) Fat
and
B) Doesn't really have much important going on in his life
and has
C) Anger issues

get over it, dude.  it was a horrible burrito.  mix it up with a fork and enjoy.

Maybe he was just trying to be funny, and really isn't that angry about his burrito.


He should have tried harder. On second thought, it read like he was trying way too hard.
 
2013-09-09 06:43:45 PM
Suck it up, Nancy.

/what's the mexican comparative name to nancy, anyhow?
 
2013-09-09 06:44:15 PM
 The headline says "this is why there will always be minimum wage" but the article sounds more like "This is why I'm an arrogant self important douche bag with some deep psychological issues regarding food preparation." Seriously get over yourself. Aannd maybe watch out for any extra layers in that next burrito as the food service industry has a very fast karma turnaround.
 
2013-09-09 06:44:47 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Now I just kind of want to go to Moe's.


I know, right? Sadly, I am having a Publix sub for dinner.

Well... not TOO sad, since they make damn good steak and cheese subs.
 
2013-09-09 06:44:49 PM

Five Tails of Fury: Suck it up, Nancy.

/what's the mexican comparative name to nancy, anyhow?


Chata
 
2013-09-09 06:44:54 PM

Pitabred: untaken_name: LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.

You know, I keep hearing that, but if that's the case, why do I have more trouble at the DMV than at a typical fast food restaurant? They make good money at the DMV.

Your DMV sucks, then. It's had lines from time to time, but I've always had helpful and nice people at the DMV for me, just redid registrations on two cars and we chatted and joked the whole time.


Possibly. I had to renew my license the other day and it took about two hours, and the guy acted like he was doing me a giant favor and I was keeping him from his important "walking around talking to people" duties. Add to that the bus-station waiting room, and it was not the best time I've ever had, even limited to government offices.
 
2013-09-09 06:45:05 PM

xalres: redsquid: xalres: Actually, I'd be impressed if someone were able to make a burrito layered like that without the ingredients being swirled together in the process. It made me think of an interesting idea, make a vertically layered burrito but with different burritos. So you could get, say, an asada/chile verde/pastor burrito. They'd need to find a way to separate them, some kind of edible semi-permeable membrane to keep the flavor sections separated. Someone with more time and less of a procrastinative* streak needs to make this happen.

*is that a word

Top stoner scientists are working on it night and day.

Reading through that again, it really does look like a stoner wrote it.


Yep, you're right about that.  It reminds me when back at UF a friend and I were in "deep discussion" as to what it would be like to have an exoskeleton.

Ahhh....the good old days of unbridled wonderment and access to the best smoke available (at the time---this was waaaay before hydroponics and such).
 
2013-09-09 06:45:09 PM

leonel: Well the guy is paid a minimum wage, don't be surprised when he does a minimal requirement for his job.


No, he's entitled to minimum wage so long as he does his job correctly.

People are acting like they're entitled to something no matter how useless of a human being they are.
 
2013-09-09 06:46:18 PM

69gnarkill69: I prefer my burrito to be served open faced by a guy named Concepcion who does not speak English very well.
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I can still hear it barking.
 
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