cannotsuggestaname: first world problems
vygramul: If you want someone capable of making a burrito, pay more than minimum wage.
meat0918: cannotsuggestaname: first world problemsYup.We could be bombing Syria tomorrow, and the worst thing in the universe is this guy's burrito builder. It's like he didn't think for two seconds that while his burrito was made incorrectly, he could stop, unroll it, and smear the ingredients into the correct layout, either with a utensil or his goddamn finger.
SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.
cameroncrazy1984: Now I just kind of want to go to Moe's.
TuteTibiImperes: SlothB77: this guy sounds like he is:A) FatandB) Doesn't really have much important going on in his lifeand hasC) Anger issuesget over it, dude. it was a horrible burrito. mix it up with a fork and enjoy.FTFA:Did you like this post?I made something else I think you'll like more.This has been a commercial.Also, it is meant to be a work of humor. If you take from this that a human being really got as angry about a burrito as the post suggests, please never introduce me to the human beings you know.
violentsalvation: Every Taco Bell 7-layer burrito I've ever had has been assembled just like that.
JohnCarter: Dude..get perspective.They are gassing people in Syria, interest rates are rising, and Miley Cyrus is frightening the crap out the kids firefly by twerking on MTV. Just deal with your damned burrito and let it go man, let it go....
vpb: vygramul:Like some uncivilized barbarian? (As opposed to the civilized barbarians.) His ancestors did not crawl from the primordial ooze, evolve into symmetrical land-dwelling bipeds capable of agrarian society and the domestication of cattle so that he would be served a goddamn Neapolitan Burrito!I'll bet you could charge extra if you called it a Neapolitan burrito!
zenferret: I'm feelin' his pain.[i39.tinypic.com image 850x637]
Dr Dreidel: vygramul: If you want someone capable of making a burrito, pay more than minimum wage.If you want to earn more than minimum wage, learn a skill more complicated than "burrito rolling".// doonitrite?
LoneWolf343: If you pay someone $7.25 an hour, expect a $7.25/hr job.
xalres: Actually, I'd be impressed if someone were able to make a burrito layered like that without the ingredients being swirled together in the process. It made me think of an interesting idea, make a vertically layered burrito but with different burritos. So you could get, say, an asada/chile verde/pastor burrito. They'd need to find a way to separate them, some kind of edible semi-permeable membrane to keep the flavor sections separated. Someone with more time and less of a procrastinative* streak needs to make this happen.*is that a word
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