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(NBC News)   Well THAT last sentence was completely pointless   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-09 05:25:02 PM  
9 votes:
after he spent a brutal winter eating rats and raisins to survive, local media reported.

I don't want to be the one who has to tell him, "Those weren't raisins".
2013-09-09 04:18:15 PM  
9 votes:
I think the last sentence is trying to tell us not to cross the Andes without a companion. A plump, tasty companion.
2013-09-09 05:31:31 PM  
7 votes:
I bet he was really in Charleston SC with his mistress
2013-09-09 08:26:06 PM  
4 votes:
The Uruguayan rugby team just marked the 40th anniversary of their crash. This is from that thread:
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2013-09-09 07:00:28 PM  
3 votes:
This comment is pretty useless, as well.
2013-09-09 06:47:43 PM  
3 votes:
In Peru, you don't have to outrun the guinea pigs, you just have to outrun your friends
2013-09-09 05:42:53 PM  
3 votes:
Did he miss the mint factory?

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2013-09-09 04:01:42 PM  
3 votes:
img.maniadb.com

I lost forty pounds using the The Uruguayan Rat and Raisin Diet!
2013-09-09 03:33:15 PM  
3 votes:
Yes, that is true, an author usually has presumption of copyright when a work is created, however, things get murky when it is "work for hire" so in those cases it is best to state the copyright holder out of an abundance of caution.
2013-09-09 10:24:20 PM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: It's just something that is distracting but of no real purpose to anyone.


But that's not important now.
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2013-09-09 06:26:06 PM  
2 votes:

rkiller1: Sin_City_Superhero: rkiller1: If they just found him, didn't he survive a SUMMER in the Andes rather than WINTER?

Southern hemisphere.

I've discovered Fark nearly a decade ago and have never deliberately trolled, till today.  I know, I know, it's against the rules but I just couldn't resist.  Thank you for accommodating me.  I owe you one.
/I promise never to do it again, Admins.  Never.


And here is evidence you can spend 10 years looking at something and still not be any good at it.

Example #2 is porn.
2013-09-09 05:57:37 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-09 05:25:27 PM  
2 votes:

T.rex: "You mean they ate each other up?!?"
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 "They had to... In order to survive".
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I always loved Jack's evil smile.
2013-09-09 05:23:46 PM  
2 votes:
"You mean they ate each other up?!?"
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 "They had to... In order to survive".
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2013-09-09 05:19:58 PM  
2 votes:
See what happens when you find a stranger in the Andes?
2013-09-09 03:59:16 PM  
2 votes:
Raul Fernando Gomez Circunegui in May set out to cross the mountains from Chile to Argentina on foot because his motorcycle broke down.

i bet he thought he could throw a football over them too.
2013-09-10 01:08:10 AM  
1 votes:
"Dead bodies"? How about "dead people" or "corpses"? Last I checked, animals, water, and a host of over things have "bodies".

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2013-09-09 08:44:05 PM  
1 votes:

SlothB77: Raul Fernando Gomez Circunegui in May set out to cross the mountains from Chile to Argentina on foot because his motorcycle broke down.

i bet he thought he could throw a football over them too.


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2013-09-09 07:51:41 PM  
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2013-09-09 06:12:23 PM  
1 votes:
Spend all your life being a good person, and that they don't remember. But eat one dead guy....
2013-09-09 06:09:37 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: rkiller1: If they just found him, didn't he survive a SUMMER in the Andes rather than WINTER?

Southern hemisphere.


F the southern hemisphere! Northside! What what!
2013-09-09 05:50:23 PM  
1 votes:
Well..they did not tell you he started his Andes excursion with several friends....
2013-09-09 05:35:47 PM  
1 votes:

rkiller1: If they just found him, didn't he survive a SUMMER in the Andes rather than WINTER?


The Southern Hemisphere, how does it work?
2013-09-09 05:34:20 PM  
1 votes:
static.guim.co.uk
What's all this about rats?
2013-09-09 05:33:16 PM  
1 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: rkiller1: If they just found him, didn't he survive a SUMMER in the Andes rather than WINTER?

Southern hemisphere.


How can a flat plane have hemisphere?
2013-09-09 05:20:52 PM  
1 votes:

"In 1972, a plane carrying an Uruguayan rugby team to Chile crashed in the Andes. Some of the survivors sustained themselves by eating dead bodies."

Meat's meat, and a man's gotta eat!

 
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