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2013-09-09 03:37:41 PM
11 votes:
"This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"
2013-09-09 03:12:29 PM
9 votes:
These assholes always get away.
2013-09-09 02:51:15 PM
9 votes:
This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis
2013-09-09 03:25:06 PM
8 votes:
2013-09-09 03:11:24 PM
8 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.
2013-09-09 02:59:51 PM
8 votes:
Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.
2013-09-09 04:30:19 PM
7 votes:
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.


She doesn't get out much or read the news. She could have been on his jury.
2013-09-09 02:53:16 PM
7 votes:

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.


Maybe we can get a group discount
2013-09-09 04:48:13 PM
5 votes:
www.bitlogic.com
2013-09-09 04:18:56 PM
5 votes:

Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.


Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.
2013-09-09 04:18:46 PM
5 votes:
George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.
2013-09-09 03:49:53 PM
5 votes:
That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.
2013-09-09 03:44:52 PM
5 votes:

Nabb1: DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?

She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."


She skittled away.
2013-09-09 03:20:55 PM
5 votes:
zimmer
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zimmerman
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ZIMMERMAN!
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ZIMMERMAN!!
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MAN, ZIMMERMAN!!!
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STOP STANDING YER GROUND!!!!
2013-09-09 03:13:10 PM
5 votes:
I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.
2013-09-09 04:50:11 PM
4 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I think it's pretty obvious what happened here.  Shellie "Judas" Zimmerman knowingly married a man previously convicted of domestic violence KNOWING that the would eventually recommit.  Then, she could take all of the money he made from his lucrative, high-paying career.

I suspect that Al Sharpton put her up to it.  You have not idea how deep these conspiracies can go.


There's a reason Trayvon LOOKED LIKE Obama's son. Barry impregnated Tawanna Brawley years ago just so this very scenario could occur. He dies in a fight he started under the influence of 'sherm', they scapegoat a "White Hispanic" MAN for his death and collect the insurance. And where did the money go? Straight into George Soros's bank account. Just as Saul Alinsky instructed. Typical Hillary Clinton tactics. George Mcgovern is behind this all. farking Kennedies.
2013-09-09 04:28:51 PM
4 votes:
When asked for his opinion on this latest altercation, Trayvon Martin had no comment. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:14:48 PM
4 votes:
George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:10:59 PM
4 votes:
Aaaaaaand we're going green.

i131.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 04:03:49 PM
4 votes:

dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?


This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...
2013-09-09 03:53:17 PM
4 votes:

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.



i105.photobucket.com

Oh great.  Now I hate everything.
2013-09-09 03:49:39 PM
4 votes:
Wait, Zimmerman and Trayvon were *married*?
2013-09-09 03:32:18 PM
4 votes:
Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.
2013-09-09 03:29:10 PM
4 votes:
He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?
2013-09-09 03:23:35 PM
4 votes:
I have it on good authority that this is what the scene looked like:

media.tumblr.com
2013-09-09 03:11:32 PM
4 votes:
At least nobody's dead, so Zim seems to be making progress
2013-09-09 02:58:47 PM
4 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 02:51:37 PM
4 votes:
How much do you want to bet the words "Do you know who I am?" were used.
2013-09-09 05:48:43 PM
3 votes:
At least he was picking on someone his own size.
2013-09-09 05:11:11 PM
3 votes:

Firethorn: factoryconnection: Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.

I'm not saying anything about how common it is, but I've heard it's fairly standard for some lawyers to have the woman apply for a protective order against their husband alleging threat as a tactic to improve their position by making him look like a scumbag, distract him with all the rules/restrictions a restraining order places(such as having to rush to dispose of any guns they have), etc...

Weaver95: Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.

Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered.  It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.


Considering that he got his ass beat by a child, I can believe that his wife punks him out on a regular basis.
2013-09-09 04:58:26 PM
3 votes:

LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.



A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.
2013-09-09 04:33:13 PM
3 votes:
#justiceformarriage
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM
3 votes:

Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?


Dude, he's not going to sleep with you
2013-09-09 04:21:43 PM
3 votes:
I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.
2013-09-09 04:16:50 PM
3 votes:

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


That's how he got his two speeding tickets.
2013-09-09 04:13:22 PM
3 votes:
FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.
2013-09-09 04:12:34 PM
3 votes:

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.
2013-09-09 03:39:29 PM
3 votes:
Was his wife wearing a hoodie?
2013-09-09 02:50:53 PM
3 votes:
He was defending himself, always defending himself
2013-09-09 06:33:22 PM
2 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


Damn you for making me GIS 'gun porn'.

BONUS: Zimm-Zamm photobomb!

i.imgur.com
2013-09-09 06:01:48 PM
2 votes:
"George Zimmerman bites 5 puppies' heads off"

Average Farker: "Ha, you didn't even read the article. He bit off the heads of 4 of the puppies, then cut off the 5th head with a knife and didn't completely eat all the heads. And he's not even being charged. Typical libs, like why do we even care about this."
2013-09-09 05:41:12 PM
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Phinn: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.

Elegy: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.

You guys have this shiat down to a science, eh?


Don't be glib. You don't know the history of George Zimmerman. They do.

thebosh.com
2013-09-09 05:30:33 PM
2 votes:

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Because black people, am I right?
2013-09-09 05:17:18 PM
2 votes:
This thread has taught me that a woman in the middle of a divorce is as credible as a dead black kid.
2013-09-09 05:03:35 PM
2 votes:
twiztedjustin:Women from Florida are not worth the time it takes to say NO THANKS.

The women of Florida just gave a collective sigh of relief.
cot
2013-09-09 05:01:55 PM
2 votes:

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate


You don't normally hear that expression being used quite so literally
2013-09-09 05:00:17 PM
2 votes:

FloydA: LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.


A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.


Non-sexual love of a man doesn't make you gay. Most of the people in this thread love him in the same way they love their dads, or President Bush. Not in the way they love their wives, or their guns.
2013-09-09 04:54:14 PM
2 votes:

Infernalist: How many more deaths must there be before they find the courage to stop this monster?


Don't worry. Trayvon has already been dealt with. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:46:52 PM
2 votes:

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


I think I found his truck:

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2013-09-09 04:46:00 PM
2 votes:

Misconduc: Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.


It may shock you to know this, but cars have windows.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:44:42 PM
2 votes:

Highroller48: TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!

That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.


www.blogcdn.com

WE'RE GONNA DO IT!....
2013-09-09 04:44:00 PM
2 votes:
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here.  Shellie "Judas" Zimmerman knowingly married a man previously convicted of domestic violence KNOWING that the would eventually recommit.  Then, she could take all of the money he made from his lucrative, high-paying career.

I suspect that Al Sharpton put her up to it.  You have not idea how deep these conspiracies can go.
2013-09-09 04:38:07 PM
2 votes:

gadian: This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.


He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!
2013-09-09 04:34:44 PM
2 votes:

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I'm not sure I should say anything else.
2013-09-09 04:34:30 PM
2 votes:
Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.
2013-09-09 04:33:19 PM
2 votes:
You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?
media.npr.org
2013-09-09 04:26:23 PM
2 votes:
Ken Jennings thinks that Jeopardy extends your 15 minutes. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:24:41 PM
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.


Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.
2013-09-09 04:23:54 PM
2 votes:
When interviewed about this domestic altercation Rachel Jeantel called the act pervert. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:23:26 PM
2 votes:
biatch was probably wearing a hoodie around the house and eatn' skittles... also probably will have a book deal if she doesn't already.
2013-09-09 04:18:21 PM
2 votes:
I'll drink, subby, but not because you told me to.

You're not the boss of me.
2013-09-09 04:18:05 PM
2 votes:
'shop with Zimmerman's face on it....

www.usmagazine.com
2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM
2 votes:

In fairness, we should really take a look at George Zimmerman's wife's twitter feed before we jump to any conclusions.

- Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) September 9, 2013
2013-09-09 04:10:09 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


I've got my vote

i216.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 04:09:03 PM
2 votes:
I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?
2013-09-09 04:03:36 PM
2 votes:
pbs.twimg.com
2013-09-09 03:40:39 PM
2 votes:
http://i.imgur.com/xy6bzup.gif

Photo of Zimmerman being arrested.
2013-09-09 03:24:29 PM
2 votes:

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Ummm, because Florida juries are comprised of idiots. If you were criminal/sociopath, would you stay in Florida, or take your chances in some normal state?
2013-09-09 03:14:46 PM
2 votes:

ontariolightning: @NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP


"I GOT AWAY WITH IT THE FIRST TIME! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"
2013-09-09 03:02:29 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.
2013-09-09 03:01:55 PM
2 votes:

Bob Falfa: ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.


Oh, it's domestic. That means that Florida will care much less than if it was a black person.
2013-09-09 02:59:05 PM
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.
2013-09-09 02:57:48 PM
2 votes:

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...


Damned death panels
2013-09-09 02:56:31 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...
2013-09-10 01:06:23 AM
1 votes:

Cataholic: [static.someecards.com image 420x294]


I know, right?  Can't a guy just threaten to kill his estranged wife and her father anymore without somebody JUDGING him?
2013-09-09 11:58:19 PM
1 votes:
Lol @ all the dumbfarks who didnt rtfa.

Cops: no evidence of an assault, no gun, just as likely the wife initiated the situation.

Dumbfarks: zomg! Zimmerman! She said "gun"! Zomg he's guilty!!!1!!1!
2013-09-09 11:47:45 PM
1 votes:

meintx2001: ...but because so many people have it in their mind that they know better than the jury.  You psychotic idiots are what is truly wrong with this country.

George can be my neighbor anytime.


Word. I wish OJ'd move to my cul de sac. Juries do know best.
2013-09-09 10:41:51 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: freak7: fredklein: Why is it rediculous? He was chasing Trayvon up to that point, so why would he suddenly stop?

So for the almost two minutes that Zimmerman was on the phone after reporting to dispatch that "he's gone", Zimmerman was actually chasing Trayvon around the building. In your version of events, is Yakkity Sax playing?

As I recall there were 3 to 4 minutes after Zimmerman said "okay" to the dispatcher's "we don't need you do to that" and hung up, before the fight started.

You tell me- what was Zimmerman doing for those minutes?? Not walking back to his truck- that was only 30 seconds away.

The answer, of course, is that he was still hunting for Trayvon. And he found him. The GF's testimony is that they traded words, then Trayvon shouted "Get off me! Get off me!" Why would be shout that if he was attacking Zimmerman? On the other bond, it makes perfect sense if Zimmerman attacked him.


If scientists could use tears of impotent rage as an energy source, you could single-handedly power the Indian subcontinent.
2013-09-09 10:23:01 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: Why is it rediculous? He was chasing Trayvon up to that point, so why would he suddenly stop?


So for the almost two minutes that Zimmerman was on the phone after reporting to dispatch that "he's gone", Zimmerman was actually chasing Trayvon around the building. In your version of events, is Yakkity Sax playing?
2013-09-09 10:16:45 PM
1 votes:

freak7: NightOwl2255: All liars!!!

You'll eat up anything the media feeds you, that's adorable.


OOooo! "The media"!

I'VE GOT BINGO HERE!
2013-09-09 10:02:34 PM
1 votes:
Thanks, Zimmerman, because what everyone was really missing was aother 1000+ post thread of bigots, gun nuts and Fox News zealots trying desperately to find a way to claim that stalking, confronting and killing a teenager for the crime of, "walking around, unarmed, in public," is totally cool.
2013-09-09 09:45:43 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


There is no evidence whatsoever that proves who started the fight. Fact is, Martin could have been defending himself.

I'm starting to notice a pattern of behavior by Zimmerman. Wouldn't surprise me in the least if there wasn't a coverup going on.
2013-09-09 09:45:30 PM
1 votes:
I see the ZAC'ers have not disappointed. St. Zimmerman is infallible He's simply not capable of committing a wrong. It's a conspiracy.
The girl who accused him of sexual abuse, liar.
The GF who accused him of assault, liar.
The co-worker that accused him of assaulting a girl, liar.
The officer that accused him of assault, liar.
The neighbor that said he was a hot-head, liar.
The random motorist that said he was afraid Zimmerman was going to assault him, liar.
The co-worker that said he called him rag-head, liar.
The co-worker that wrote a letter to management about his harassment, liar.
Wife who accused him of assault, liar.
His rants against Mexicans, well, he must have been lying.
The police chief that said he would not want Zimmerman for a neighbor, liar.

All liars!!!
2013-09-09 08:02:01 PM
1 votes:
www.lotustalk.com
Breaking News: George Zimmerman is a violent psychopath and a scuzzbucket of a human being.   We'll have more for your at 11:00
2013-09-09 07:36:03 PM
1 votes:

JDAT: SHE DROPPED THE CHARGES.

FYI


That just proves he is intimidating...which proves Martin was right to preemptively attack him.
2013-09-09 06:59:19 PM
1 votes:
This guy needs a reality show.
2013-09-09 06:26:46 PM
1 votes:

s2s2s2: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

I'm guessing the narrative will be, "Well, he flipped his shiat this time, so that means he was def. a racist murderer last time!"


It was a gun incident.  What happened with Trayvon?  That was a gun incident.  You'll see if you put them side by side several similarities.  First, "gun".  It's there clear as a bell.  Second, "incident".  Even a moron can see that.  So now, we count them, and we find there are two gun incidents going on here.  And that indicates a pattern of behavior.  It's like the guy is just carrying around a gun looking for incidents.  The only question you need to ask is how important do I think stopping gun incident number three is.  If you answered using the words "gun" or "incident" then you can see that I am right.  Ergo, definitely a racist murderer last time.
2013-09-09 06:19:09 PM
1 votes:
Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.
2013-09-09 06:07:16 PM
1 votes:
Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?
2013-09-09 05:47:27 PM
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-09-09 05:46:10 PM
1 votes:
Isn't this the woman who posted all those Breaking Bad spoilers on the Entertainment tab?
2013-09-09 05:44:04 PM
1 votes:

Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel


Did any other miserable pedantic fark lawyer point out the fact that libel is defamation by written or printed words yet? I'd like to be that miserable pedantic fark lawyer.
2013-09-09 05:41:30 PM
1 votes:
You guys, stop making stuff up about Zimmerman! It's totes not fair. Making stuff up about his wife's motives is cool, though.
2013-09-09 05:38:57 PM
1 votes:

doglover: Y'all need a hobby.


I have one. It's Zimmerman threads!
2013-09-09 05:35:30 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: HotWingConspiracy: Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

That was the set up to his last murder.

You know what's really amazing? You can sit in car all day with a gun, and it's perfectly legal!

You can stroke, fondle it, lovingly work its action. You can even polish it with vigorous mastubatory gestures, sitting right there in your car, and it's perfectly legal!

Isn't America great?


That doesn't change what I said, but have fun with your gratification device.
2013-09-09 05:31:03 PM
1 votes:

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Yeah. George was probably breaking into houses and using his community watch thing as a cover, then saw Trayvon Martin as the perfect scapegoat since dead men tell no tales.  Or in this case dead tennagers.
2013-09-09 05:27:37 PM
1 votes:
everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.
2013-09-09 05:24:39 PM
1 votes:
His wife must have approached him wearing a hoodie and carrying a bag of Skittles, so she totally had it coming.
2013-09-09 05:21:50 PM
1 votes:

Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more


Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.
2013-09-09 05:21:35 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.


That was the set up to his last murder.
2013-09-09 05:20:35 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: blandishment


Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:17:28 PM
1 votes:

steamingpile: never thought zimmerman was a stand up guy and was a little spooky but his wife is 100 times worse


She killed 100 black children?
Hello new FoxNews contributor!
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:14:48 PM
1 votes:
Has Sean Hannity set up a defense fund yet?
2013-09-09 05:14:06 PM
1 votes:

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.


Much worse than killing a guy.
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:10:04 PM
1 votes:
he seems nice
2013-09-09 05:05:46 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.


Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.
2013-09-09 05:04:35 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


It always scares me when Nancy's vagina gets all nice and moist:

i78.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 05:03:00 PM
1 votes:
i1089.photobucket.comMr. Zimmerman tries to find a new job.
2013-09-09 05:01:48 PM
1 votes:
Well then it's settled. This means George Zimmerman was guilty of murder all along and Zombie Trayvon Martin is automatically president.
2013-09-09 05:01:42 PM
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.


Fortunately much more severe than actually shooting an unarmed kid to death.
2013-09-09 05:00:58 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Well I am shocked, SHOCKED that the "unbiased" establishment media would try spinning a story at first till called on it.
2013-09-09 05:00:49 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:  "George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam"


Best typo ever.
2013-09-09 04:55:24 PM
1 votes:

Phinn: ThatDarkFellow: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.

And he keeps slapping them biatches back, because you don't flim flam the Zimm-Zamm!


i.qkme.me
2013-09-09 04:55:16 PM
1 votes:

Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.


But did she inject seven marijuanas?
2013-09-09 04:54:44 PM
1 votes:
George Zimmerman is starting to give White Hispanics a bad name.
2013-09-09 04:54:11 PM
1 votes:
Obama has just announced that if Zimmerman farts, it will be considered a chemical attack and he will send in teh drones without waiting for Congress.
2013-09-09 04:50:27 PM
1 votes:
Phinn:
Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?

As soon as she can pack on another 150 pounds.
2013-09-09 04:50:08 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.



And he keeps slapping them biatches back, because you don't flim flam the Zimm-Zamm!
2013-09-09 04:49:35 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.

Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Look. If only you'd be less moronically pedantic you never would have babbled yourself into this mess. Don't slop that on me, bub.
2013-09-09 04:49:22 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


I find furries less worrisome than your kink.  They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.
2013-09-09 04:48:00 PM
1 votes:
Why don't we send him on a diplomatic mission to Syria? Can just merge all those stories into one big raging mess of irrational user commentary.
2013-09-09 04:47:35 PM
1 votes:
You know if his wife was a young, black teen, he would have shot her?  Right?
2013-09-09 04:46:42 PM
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?



It all depends on what the politically-motivated second prosecutor wants to overcharge him with.

Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?
2013-09-09 04:46:23 PM
1 votes:

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.


Many lulz would be had.
2013-09-09 04:44:28 PM
1 votes:

Highroller48: TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!

That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.


He's gonna do it?
2013-09-09 04:41:21 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


img854.imageshack.us
2013-09-09 04:41:12 PM
1 votes:
How do we know Shellie Zimmerman was not hopped up on purple drank.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:40:51 PM
1 votes:

Headso: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.


Or you can go the other direction and say that he's being made a scapegoat.

jamiedubs.com
2013-09-09 04:39:22 PM
1 votes:

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.
2013-09-09 04:39:09 PM
1 votes:
Now the eternal question of man arises; where does one go when they are no longer accepted in Florida?
2013-09-09 04:38:05 PM
1 votes:

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I think when I get home I am going to take a drill to my head to get those images out.
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM
1 votes:

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


I like gun porn:

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img15.imageshack.us

I like gun porn a lot.
2013-09-09 04:33:55 PM
1 votes:
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

You don't?
2013-09-09 04:32:43 PM
1 votes:

TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you


Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?
2013-09-09 04:31:56 PM
1 votes:
I, for one, am simply shocked that this man could do such a thing. Shocked.
2013-09-09 04:30:57 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?

And the making shiat up has begun!


Seriously! George is NOT tiny dicked you farking liars!
2013-09-09 04:30:45 PM
1 votes:
verysmartbrothas.com
2013-09-09 04:26:35 PM
1 votes:
Does she keep custody of the Kel-Tec? Or will they swap on weekends and holidays?
2013-09-09 04:26:30 PM
1 votes:
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM
1 votes:

Misconduc: SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "


I love it that this is okay.  But you "pull" the gun and all of a sudden it's OVER THE LINE!

thebovinecomedy.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-09 04:25:28 PM
1 votes:
She got thrown under the bus with her perjury, she wants out, calls cops that he threatened her with a gun.

It's Jon & Kate with firearms.
2013-09-09 04:25:16 PM
1 votes:
Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.
2013-09-09 04:24:45 PM
1 votes:
Just shut up and take a seat. You got away with murder. Go away already. Move to another country or something.
2013-09-09 04:24:07 PM
1 votes:
Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.
2013-09-09 04:23:57 PM
1 votes:
What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM
1 votes:
i219.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 04:17:52 PM
1 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 04:16:20 PM
1 votes:
gifrific.com
2013-09-09 04:16:16 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also
2013-09-09 04:14:01 PM
1 votes:
Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.
2013-09-09 04:13:46 PM
1 votes:
She's a LIAR!  George is a hero with a steely reserve and keen intellect.

The movement cannot fail.  The movement can only be betrayed.
2013-09-09 04:09:39 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?


You first.
2013-09-09 04:02:52 PM
1 votes:
Gee, Zimmerman has impulse control issues and a gun fetish? I'm just shocked that this might cause a problem...
2013-09-09 04:01:16 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?
2013-09-09 04:00:55 PM
1 votes:

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


i105.photobucket.com
Stop it
Stop it
STOP IT!!
2013-09-09 04:00:27 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad


It's a big man who brings both a knife and a gun to a word fight.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 03:57:51 PM
1 votes:
www.jewishworldreview.com

He's perfect.  Can't be his fault.
2013-09-09 03:51:00 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.
2013-09-09 03:48:16 PM
1 votes:
FTFA:
Lake Mary police spokesman Zach Hudson said police are "trying to determine what exactly happened."
...
The incident comes days after Shellie Zimmerman filed for divorce and discussed her relationship with George Zimmerman on a TV interview.


I think I figured it out for you, Chief Wiggum.
2013-09-09 03:44:34 PM
1 votes:

Lorelle: Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.


i2.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 03:43:18 PM
1 votes:

ahab: birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.

This is your fault.


The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.
2013-09-09 03:41:52 PM
1 votes:

BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"


*snert*

/whar funny button?
2013-09-09 03:41:27 PM
1 votes:
Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.
2013-09-09 03:40:33 PM
1 votes:

DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?


She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."
2013-09-09 03:37:48 PM
1 votes:

ahab: birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!

10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!


IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.
2013-09-09 03:36:52 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


A domestic call and Zimmerman. You just know the cops were thrilled as all hell to get that call.
2013-09-09 03:36:16 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


Because he was carrying the pie.
2013-09-09 03:35:31 PM
1 votes:
The Florida is strong in that one.
2013-09-09 03:34:09 PM
1 votes:
Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.
2013-09-09 03:31:54 PM
1 votes:
Also, doesn't this just PROVE that he doesn't shoot for no reason?  Or maybe he tried and the gun jammed?  News at 11!
2013-09-09 03:30:15 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Don't try to bring facts into this situation!

I heard Zimmerman was gnawing on a black baby's leg as he threatened to shoot "e'rebody up in dis hizzy!"
2013-09-09 03:23:50 PM
1 votes:

bigpeeler: 10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.


I'll see your "book deal" and raise you "speaking slot at the 2016 GOP convention"
2013-09-09 03:21:57 PM
1 votes:

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*


But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D
2013-09-09 03:18:56 PM
1 votes:
For those that don't know, Zimmerman is a 2nd cousin three times removed to OJ Simpson.
2013-09-09 03:12:37 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Can I have your stuff?
2013-09-09 03:09:54 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


Bless your heart.
2013-09-09 03:06:36 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.
2013-09-09 02:52:44 PM
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Too late for me. I need a transplant.
2013-09-09 02:52:02 PM
1 votes:
STAND YER GROUND!


Imbibe?
2013-09-09 02:50:31 PM
1 votes:
Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.
2013-09-09 02:48:29 PM
1 votes:
Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.
 
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