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2013-09-09 03:12:29 PM
5 votes:
These assholes always get away.
2013-09-09 02:59:51 PM
5 votes:
Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.
2013-09-09 02:59:05 PM
5 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.
2013-09-09 02:50:21 PM
5 votes:
But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?
2013-09-09 04:26:30 PM
4 votes:
2013-09-09 04:23:12 PM
4 votes:

Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?


No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.
2013-09-09 04:17:35 PM
4 votes:
I've got nothing to add except he is and always will be a murderous scum bag
2013-09-09 03:41:27 PM
4 votes:
Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.
2013-09-09 03:36:52 PM
4 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


A domestic call and Zimmerman. You just know the cops were thrilled as all hell to get that call.
2013-09-09 02:54:33 PM
4 votes:

vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.


Y'all really need to get over it.
2013-09-09 02:51:15 PM
4 votes:
This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis
2013-09-09 02:50:31 PM
4 votes:
Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.
2013-09-09 05:03:35 PM
3 votes:
twiztedjustin:Women from Florida are not worth the time it takes to say NO THANKS.

The women of Florida just gave a collective sigh of relief.
2013-09-09 04:21:35 PM
3 votes:
i am beginning to think this guy may not be totally on the up-and-up.
2013-09-09 04:14:01 PM
3 votes:
Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.
2013-09-09 04:02:52 PM
3 votes:
Gee, Zimmerman has impulse control issues and a gun fetish? I'm just shocked that this might cause a problem...
2013-09-09 03:48:16 PM
3 votes:
FTFA:
Lake Mary police spokesman Zach Hudson said police are "trying to determine what exactly happened."
...
The incident comes days after Shellie Zimmerman filed for divorce and discussed her relationship with George Zimmerman on a TV interview.


I think I figured it out for you, Chief Wiggum.
2013-09-09 03:37:41 PM
3 votes:
"This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"
2013-09-09 03:24:29 PM
3 votes:

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Ummm, because Florida juries are comprised of idiots. If you were criminal/sociopath, would you stay in Florida, or take your chances in some normal state?
2013-09-09 03:02:29 PM
3 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.
2013-09-09 03:02:13 PM
3 votes:
Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.
2013-09-09 02:50:53 PM
3 votes:
He was defending himself, always defending himself
2013-09-09 02:48:29 PM
3 votes:
Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.
2013-09-09 10:02:34 PM
2 votes:
Thanks, Zimmerman, because what everyone was really missing was aother 1000+ post thread of bigots, gun nuts and Fox News zealots trying desperately to find a way to claim that stalking, confronting and killing a teenager for the crime of, "walking around, unarmed, in public," is totally cool.
2013-09-09 08:18:42 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: Cybernetic: So... the fact that Trayvon Martin was committing felony aggravated assault and felony battery (as defined in Florida statutes 784.021 and 784.03) at the time he was shot means nothing?

Look at the video. Yeah, he looks really farked up.

[media.npr.org image 850x780]


I could counter your post with all of the photos showing Zimmerman with a bloody nose, and showing the cuts to the back of Zimmerman's head that happened when Martin slammed it into the pavement. But I won't, because it won't make any difference. You're so attached to your narrative that facts and evidence mean nothing to you.
2013-09-09 08:02:01 PM
2 votes:
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Breaking News: George Zimmerman is a violent psychopath and a scuzzbucket of a human being.   We'll have more for your at 11:00
2013-09-09 08:01:30 PM
2 votes:

Mugato: I_C_Weener: No. Even if this were true I'd still not want him convicted of murder without evidence. Id hope all Americans would demand that.

Burden of proof....a guy stalks shoots and unarmed kid and it's on the state to prove that he wasn't justified. Well shiat, we need to revisit every murder case we've ever tried.


So... the fact that Trayvon Martin was committing felony aggravated assault and felony battery (as defined in Florida statutes 784.021 and 784.03) at the time he was shot means nothing?

There was plenty of stupidity on both sides that night, and either one of them could have made some different decisions and we'd never have heard of them; but those were the only ACTUAL crimes (as defined in Florida law) that were committed that night.
2013-09-09 07:10:45 PM
2 votes:

Fubini: Also, good GOD people, quit biatching about Stand Your Ground.

Zimmerman and his lawyers never invoked the Stand Your Ground law. It had no bearing on the case or Zimmerman's defense.


This is factually wrong.  Stand Your Ground applies regardless of whether you think the lawyers "invoked" it, so it very much has a bearing on the case, as was stated by a member of the JURY.
2013-09-09 05:46:22 PM
2 votes:
George Zimmerman is as worthless as a broken dildo and just as useful.  The only reason this shiatstain is a national name is because Florida is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.  Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.
2013-09-09 05:22:50 PM
2 votes:

R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.


Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap
2013-09-09 05:21:35 PM
2 votes:

Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.


That was the set up to his last murder.
2013-09-09 04:36:46 PM
2 votes:

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.
2013-09-09 04:26:53 PM
2 votes:
"We've only heard one side of the story so far," Bracknell said without a hint of irony.
2013-09-09 04:24:45 PM
2 votes:
Just shut up and take a seat. You got away with murder. Go away already. Move to another country or something.
2013-09-09 04:23:57 PM
2 votes:
What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?
2013-09-09 04:22:59 PM
2 votes:
Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?
2013-09-09 04:18:59 PM
2 votes:

Headso: Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...


yeah, he does not seem to have learned the right lesson after his acquittal.  What he should have been thinking was "that was close.  I should behave more responsibly."  Instead, he appears to be thinking, "I am invincible!  KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIAT ON ME!"
2013-09-09 04:17:52 PM
2 votes:
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2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM
2 votes:

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


If there was any evidence of a serious issue, you can be certain he'd be in custody this time, because no police department is going to want to take the heat that Sanford did.

This sounds more like "My soon to be ex-husband pissed me off, so I'm going to report him".

Could be real, of course, but it's a divorce, so it's only a 50% chance of that.
2013-09-09 04:14:49 PM
2 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.
2013-09-09 04:14:22 PM
2 votes:
Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...
2013-09-09 04:13:22 PM
2 votes:
FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.
2013-09-09 04:10:09 PM
2 votes:

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


I've got my vote

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2013-09-09 03:03:45 PM
2 votes:

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence


You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.
2013-09-09 02:57:15 PM
2 votes:

Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.


Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.
2013-09-10 02:06:19 PM
1 votes:

Millennium: supayoda: So again I ask... Are you guys saying that Zimmerman's attorney is lying?

My personal guess: O'Mara didn't know anything, and simply assumed that Zimmerman had a gun. Everyone knows that George Zimmerman carries a gun. Except, apparently, when he doesn't. I know I was surprised to hear that the police didn't find any guns. I suspect O'Mara was just as surprised.

That doesn't mean you can assume he's threatening you with a gun until he actually starts, you know, threatening you with a gun. There is a world of difference between a reasonable assumption and a legal accusation.


First off... O'Mara's statement is backed by both the recording of the 911 call (regarding Shellie's statement) and the police on the scene (regarding Zimmerman having a gun but that it was in his truck).

If I was just standing around with my hands in view, and you had no idea whether or not I had a gun, you might have a point.

The actual situation: Zimmerman was sitting in a vehicle that Shellie knows contains a gun with his hands out of view, and in fact it's later confirmed via his attorney AND the cops that he had a gun in his truck. (Even the reports that say they didn't find a gun quote the officers as saying that the gun was in his truck-- where he was sitting.) Shellie also stated that he was daring them to come closer and pointing out that he had his gun with him. I'd say that's a reasonable gun threat, whether or not he intended to shoot. Her only way of determining whether or not he's serious about shooting her would be to look at his past behavior, but I guess we could sit here and argue that she should have waited until he was pointing the gun at her head to call 911 rather than calling the police to the scene as a precaution.
2013-09-10 05:39:57 AM
1 votes:

abfab: I wonder what the Georgie-boys make out of this tmz excerpt:

"One person is on record that George Zimmerman is not the guy you want as your next door neighbor ... the Chief of Police of Lake Mary, Florida.

Police Chief Steve Bracknell tells TMZ, he's frustrated Shellie Zimmerman changed her story. She now says George did not have his hand on a gun in a threatening manner while arguing with her father.

Chief Bracknell says of Zimmerman, "The guy just can't stay out of the news" -- referring to the Trayvon Martin killing, speeding tickets and now this.  Bracknell says, "You'd think he'd get the heck out of Dodge."

We're told Shellie recanted her story after talking to her lawyer. The Chief said because of her flip-flopping, "There was not enough to affect an arrest, unfortunately."

Bracknell seems concerned that Zimmerman is bent on causing trouble, saying, "It's smoke, smoke smoke.  Is there a fire somewhere?  Lord knows."

We asked him if he'd feel safe if Zimmerman was his next door neighbor.  The Chief was clear ... "I would not want to be the neighbor of George Zimmerman." "

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2eTpQVP1F


He's obviously concerned that this guy might kill someone eventually. Oh, wait...
2013-09-09 11:58:19 PM
1 votes:
Lol @ all the dumbfarks who didnt rtfa.

Cops: no evidence of an assault, no gun, just as likely the wife initiated the situation.

Dumbfarks: zomg! Zimmerman! She said "gun"! Zomg he's guilty!!!1!!1!
2013-09-09 11:51:47 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: They literally observed the entire trial first hand.


And? So did the prosecution and they didn't agree with the verdict. That's not a coherent argument for why they're especially inclined to be "right." Juries are hallmarked, in cases like this, for having the following qualities : an almost distressing lack of prior awareness of their environment as per their ability to be notably ignorant of the case, being randomly selected civilians, usually of the kind that can't quickly find an excuse not to serve jury duty. They do not represent paragons of justice.
2013-09-09 11:47:22 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: VendorXeno: fredklein: And , if you bother to look at the pictures of the scene, you'll see that it's a long, straight path home for him. Where he could easily be shot, or simply followed home. Like I said, only an idiot leads someone hunting them straight to their home.


Let's put this statement into perspective : The subject is a teenage Florida urbanite. The advice is armchair combat tactics from a forum contributor. So in short, all teens are expected to know, and agree with, and be able to accurately implement some neckbeard's interpretation of basic training when being unexpectedly pursued or they're, "idiots." What kind of lifestyle do you think Martin lived, dude?

So, you're saying that if you were being followed by a creepy armed guy, you'd just go straight home, thus showing the creep where you live?? And you would teach your kids to do the same?


No, what I'm saying, clearly, and what I've already seen other people say to you, so you definitely know this, is that a panicked teenage American is not an "idiot" because he doesn't adhere to your game plan. Since you tried to make a straw man of that, I can safely conclude that you're not interested in an intelligent, honest dialogue on this subject. Enjoy using fallacy to build a wall around your bad ideas!
2013-09-09 11:40:33 PM
1 votes:

Millennium: And this bears relevance to the case... how, exactly?


Because in normal states, you are NOT assumed innocent if you claim self defense. You have to prove it. Why? Because it farking makes sense, that's why.
2013-09-09 11:39:12 PM
1 votes:

PC LOAD LETTER: This is the central problem in this case. Zero explanation here. The Zimmerman defenders don't care.


Exactly. And, as shown in this thread, the Zimmerman defenders will LIE about the length of time Zimmerman took hunting for Trayvon AFTER acknowledging he 'didn't need to do that'. If you have facts on your side, you don't need to lie.
2013-09-09 11:33:14 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: Fubini: The evidence is pretty clear that Zimmerman completely lost track of Martin, to the point of giving up and retreating back to his truck. That fact alone casts significant doubt on the image of Zimmerman as the aggressor.

Which is enough, when the bar is "Beyond a reasonable doubt."

Sorry, no. As has been pointed out, there were 3-4 minutes between Zimmerman saying "Okay" to the police dispatcher's "We don't need you to do that", and the fatal shot. What was Zimmerman doing in those minutes? Not heading back to his truck, or he would have gotten to it (it was only 30 seconds away).


This is the central problem in this case. Zero explanation here. The Zimmerman defenders don't care. There was definitely reasonable doubt, but there's also the bit about not guilty not having a damn thing to do with actual innocence.
2013-09-09 11:28:05 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: Fubini: The evidence is pretty clear that Zimmerman completely lost track of Martin, to the point of giving up and retreating back to his truck. That fact alone casts significant doubt on the image of Zimmerman as the aggressor.

Which is enough, when the bar is "Beyond a reasonable doubt."

Sorry, no. As has been pointed out, there were 3-4 minutes between Zimmerman saying "Okay" to the police dispatcher's "We don't need you to do that", and the fatal shot. What was Zimmerman doing in those minutes? Not heading back to his truck, or he would have gotten to it (it was only 30 seconds away).


If he was hunting Martin, he should have been much further away from the truck. Either he never did (making Martin the aggressor), or he started but then thought better of it and turned back. The latter is a clear and unambiguous de-escalation, which once again makes Martin the aggressor. This leaves no plausible situation in which Zimmerman started the fight.
2013-09-09 11:01:49 PM
1 votes:

birdmanesq: The thing I think is hilarious about this is that the only way you can infer that Martin "retreated and then re-engaged" is through a very liberal interpretation of pretty confused testimony. Which is proof of assault.

Contrast the fact that Zimmerman first actively pursued Martin in his truck and the left his truck to actively pursue him on foot. Which wasn't enough evidence to support some finding of assault.

There's enough cognitive dissonance there to be a Henry Cowell piano work.


I don't think anyone is arguing that, and the majority of people (I know) who defended Zimmerman also thought he was a stupid wannabe douchebag.

That said, the prosecution hung their hat on the idea that Zimmerman stalked and murdered Martin in cold blood with racial animus, or at the very least was the one who directly initiated the confrontation, which is what would have been necessary for a murder or manslaughter charge to stick. The evidence is pretty clear that Zimmerman completely lost track of Martin, to the point of giving up and retreating back to his truck. That fact alone casts significant doubt on the image of Zimmerman as the aggressor.

Which is enough, when the bar is "Beyond a reasonable doubt."
2013-09-09 10:41:51 PM
1 votes:

fredklein: freak7: fredklein: Why is it rediculous? He was chasing Trayvon up to that point, so why would he suddenly stop?

So for the almost two minutes that Zimmerman was on the phone after reporting to dispatch that "he's gone", Zimmerman was actually chasing Trayvon around the building. In your version of events, is Yakkity Sax playing?

As I recall there were 3 to 4 minutes after Zimmerman said "okay" to the dispatcher's "we don't need you do to that" and hung up, before the fight started.

You tell me- what was Zimmerman doing for those minutes?? Not walking back to his truck- that was only 30 seconds away.

The answer, of course, is that he was still hunting for Trayvon. And he found him. The GF's testimony is that they traded words, then Trayvon shouted "Get off me! Get off me!" Why would be shout that if he was attacking Zimmerman? On the other bond, it makes perfect sense if Zimmerman attacked him.


If scientists could use tears of impotent rage as an energy source, you could single-handedly power the Indian subcontinent.
2013-09-09 10:30:06 PM
1 votes:
So the consensus is if it's Zim's word against his wife's, we should believe him. The problem with that is there was a witness/second victim (her dad) and he apparently supports her story. They could be ganging up on him, but how likely is that, really? Yes, she committed perjury (apparently at his behest, and to benefit him) but didn't he also concoct some wild tale of saving some family in a car crash recently? That turned out to be utter b.s., IIRC, so his credibility ain't looking too shiny either.

And we all know a battered wife deciding not to press charges later means jackshiat. Frankly, it makes her story seem more genuine to me, since I've seen that next-day scenario of "But I love him!" way too many times. That's why many states have taken the option away from the victim, because they recant and possibly end up dead later.
2013-09-09 09:45:30 PM
1 votes:
I see the ZAC'ers have not disappointed. St. Zimmerman is infallible He's simply not capable of committing a wrong. It's a conspiracy.
The girl who accused him of sexual abuse, liar.
The GF who accused him of assault, liar.
The co-worker that accused him of assaulting a girl, liar.
The officer that accused him of assault, liar.
The neighbor that said he was a hot-head, liar.
The random motorist that said he was afraid Zimmerman was going to assault him, liar.
The co-worker that said he called him rag-head, liar.
The co-worker that wrote a letter to management about his harassment, liar.
Wife who accused him of assault, liar.
His rants against Mexicans, well, he must have been lying.
The police chief that said he would not want Zimmerman for a neighbor, liar.

All liars!!!
2013-09-09 08:56:17 PM
1 votes:

freak7: The 17 year old who had arrived at home and then decided to return to the scene, confront and violently attack somebody?


::Sigh:: there's no evidence that happened. Either the the 'went home, came back', or the 'violently attack somebody'. His GF did say that he had said that he was 'behind his house' or words to that effect. But, even if you trust her to relay his words exactly, with no possible distortion, that still doesn't mean squat. After walking almost a mile from the store, being in the alley that went behind could easily fit that wording. (If I drive to the store, and get a phone call as I pull into the parking lot, I might very well say "I'm at the store", even though I'm actually hundreds of feet away from the actual building).

And, of course, there's absolutely no evidence (other than the word of the guy who was tried of murder), that shows who attacked who. The little evidence we have shows who was on top at one point in time, and who ultimately won, but nothing else.
2013-09-09 08:49:32 PM
1 votes:

gimmegimme: Let me know when Trayvon assaults a police officer or gets his restraining order for domestic violence.


Oh, so his history of suspensions, fights, drug use, thievery, and attempts to illegally obtain a weapon are irrelevant, but everything that has happened is Zim's life is proof of something? Got it, thanks.
2013-09-09 08:46:31 PM
1 votes:

freak7: gimmegimme: How many acts of violence must he be involved with before you see there's some fire under the smoke?

Does the same apply to Trayvon?


Let me know when Trayvon assaults a police officer or gets his restraining order for domestic violence.
2013-09-09 08:43:53 PM
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: If you only look at the negative in people's lives without ever bringing up the positive, you could paint any one of your average farkers out to be complete dirtbags


Well, I dunno about 'average farkers', but I've never shoved a cop, or had a restraining order placed against me. Or even been stopped for speeding. So....
2013-09-09 08:38:52 PM
1 votes:

the money is in the banana stand: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: You really need to catch up on things, friend.

You really need to read the sources you cite.

In August 2005, Zimmerman's ex-fiancee, Veronica Zuazo, filed a civil motion for a restraining order alleging domestic violence. Zimmerman counterfiled for a restraining order against Zuazo. The competing claims were resolved with both restraining orders being granted.

Was he ever charged with or convicted of domestic violence?

Why in the world does Zimmerman keep getting involved in all of these legal troubles?  You surely give the same benefit of the doubt to the unarmed 17-year-old he shot.

Keep getting involved in legal troubles? Since the trial he was pulled over for speeding twice. This incident, appears to be almost a complete lie and fabrication of his soon to be ex wife. Previously, the things you are referring to is the time he shoved an officer who was apparently harassing an underage drinker and the restraining order that was filed against him. Not saying the guy is a saint, but you are embellishing here. If you only look at the negative in people's lives without ever bringing up the positive, you could paint any one of your average farkers out to be complete dirtbags. Quit trying to further your cause of blindly judging a man of crimes he did not commit based on the image you have created in your head and based on his character. There are things called facts that you are willfully ignoring and choosing to only argue from one side.


?  Zimmerman has been in trouble with the legal system his entire adult life.  We're not talking speeding.  We're talking domestic violence, assault of a police officer and a murder charge.  How many acts of violence must he be involved with before you see there's some fire under the smoke?

The crazy people need to find a new champion; Zimmerman is just going to keep doing what he's always done and it shouldn't be a surprise if his kill count increases.
2013-09-09 08:27:02 PM
1 votes:

birdmanesq: Bob Falfa: ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.

Oh, it's domestic. That means that Florida will care much less than if it was a black person.


Not only that, if she fires a warning shot she'll go to jail.
2013-09-09 08:23:58 PM
1 votes:

Cybernetic: gimmegimme: freak7: gimmegimme: What did the victim say after Zimmerman's 2005 domestic violence incident?

He didn't have a domestic violence incident, he had a fiance that filed a restraining order, alleging domestic violence. George also filed his own restraining order, both were granted.

Which word in my sentence do you take issue with?
Zimmerman?
2005?
domestic?
violence?
or
incident?

All of them apply.

In Florida, anyone can go to a courthouse and file an affidavit for a restraining order, and allege all kinds of violent or threatening behavior by the other party. Judges will issue the restraining order immediately, with a hearing (called a "return hearing") scheduled for approximately two weeks later. This happens even if the allegations in the affidavit are complete and utter bullshiat. No determination is made as to whether the allegations have any basis in fact until the return hearing. This system is easily and frequently abused.

So, the fact that a restraining order was obtained against someone should not be taken as prima facie evidence that the person actually did anything wrong. If a hearing was held, and the restraining order was extended, then it would be easier to believe that something bad actually happened. If the restraining order was dismissed after the initial two-week period, then there's a significant chance that the allegations in the affidavit were bullshiat.


Sorry if you've already explained, but can you whisk away:

Zimmerman's assault on a police officer.

Zimmerman initially hiding his money from the court?

I'm just having trouble understanding why some of the same folks who portrayed Martin as a thug POS are so willing to dismiss Zimmerman's documented history of violence.
2013-09-09 07:51:20 PM
1 votes:

catmandu: George's true nature is showing...some people will have a hard time with that after they blindly supported him. the gun threat, the aggressive behavior puts the death of a 17 yr old in a new light now doesn't it.


Just out of curiosity, do you think that anyone who thought the acquittal was the correct verdict was "blindly supporting" Zimmerman?

Or do you think it's possible that a reasonable person could look at the facts of the case and conclude that, under the law, Zimmerman committed no crime and was properly found not guilty?
2013-09-09 07:43:47 PM
1 votes:

catmandu: George's true nature is showing...some people will have a hard time with that after they blindly supported him. the gun threat, the aggressive behavior puts the death of a 17 yr old in a new light now doesn't it.


Those Zimmerman supporters should be consistent and do their best to make sure that the wife is armed so she can defend herself.
2013-09-09 07:03:29 PM
1 votes:
Also, good GOD people, quit biatching about Stand Your Ground.

Zimmerman and his lawyers never invoked the Stand Your Ground law. It had no bearing on the case or Zimmerman's defense. Zimmerman's story through the whole thing, starting from the initial police response up through his acquittal, was that Martin was on top of him bashing his head into the concrete.

The Stand Your Ground statue only applies  when you have the option to retreat. There is no reasonable way to retreat from someone straddling you on the ground. Every time you bring up Stand Your Ground it shows that you're a completely uninformed idiot that's blathering something you saw on a morning cable news show.
2013-09-09 06:59:19 PM
1 votes:
This guy needs a reality show.
2013-09-09 06:58:29 PM
1 votes:
Man - this guy is going to make a mess before he's done. His whole approach to reality is just wrong.
Oh well.
2013-09-09 06:52:44 PM
1 votes:
"Domestic violence can't be invoked because she has changed her story and says she didn't see a firearm," Bracknell said.

The dispute "was between him and his wife and her father,'' Morgan said. "There were some allegations that there had been an assault, but we could not confirm any of it.''



Translation: she started the fight just like the statistics say she probably did...then she makes a fake sobbing call to 911 to put the blame on him...and adds in the part about him having a gun for good measure.

Only problem is that the cops didnt find him to be the initiator of the violence...and she then admits she made up the part about him having a gun.

She needs to be in jail.

Fark zimmerman...but women pull this "he hit me first" shiat all the time and the man is ALWAYS assumed to be guilty.

This isnt about zimmerman..this is about domestic violence and the FACT that more then 70% of the time, the woman initiates thr violence, but the man gets the blame 90% of the time.
2013-09-09 06:49:55 PM
1 votes:
Luckily for George, there wasn't an overzealous armed neighborhood watchman there to stand HIS ground.
2013-09-09 06:36:00 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: you are a puppet: If you were in a thread defending Kim Kardashian people would be posting "She's still not going to sleep with you". Would you be freaked out by their obsession with straightness?

Trick question. I'd never defend Kim Kardashian.

But seriously, it's a stupid comment there too. Of course Kim Kardashian isn't going to sleep with me, just like I'm not going to go solicit sex from an obese white-latino man because he was on trial. Neither of those situations have *anything* to do with the article, which we're discussing, and in this case it's a stupid homophobic non-sequitur.


But it's just a meme, and it's not anything to do with being gay. The first time I remember it being used was for guys in Sarah Palin threads. If we get rid of this meme then what's next, Manningface?
2013-09-09 06:33:50 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: A psycho gun nut stalked a kid, may have gotten beaten up, although photo evidence says he didn't,


Uh..
images.christianpost.com
2013-09-09 06:33:22 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


Damn you for making me GIS 'gun porn'.

BONUS: Zimm-Zamm photobomb!

i.imgur.com
2013-09-09 06:27:16 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.

There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?

Does that weird you out?

No. I just think it's strange that in a case with a man shooting a child and a man getting in a fight with his ex-wife three different people decided that anyone who disagrees with them on an issue must love sucking penises or being penetrated anally.

It just seems extraordinarily sophomoric and off topic. Grow up.


If you were in a thread defending Kim Kardashian people would be posting "She's still not going to sleep with you". Would you be freaked out by their obsession with straightness?
2013-09-09 06:15:11 PM
1 votes:

Somacandra: Carth: George Zimmerman's wife not planning to press charges in domestic dispute. Guess the threats weren't that serious but hey it got them in the news again! Between saving people from car accidents and getting pulled over for speeding this is the longest 15 minutes of fame ever.

He already has a domestic violence record, as well as being accused on the record of child molestation. If she hasn't pressed charges before now against the sleazeball she probably wouldn't this time either.


A mutual restraining order between him and his girlfriend at the time, that the cours called "routine."

And an accusation of child molestation by an anonymous accuser that has never come forward. The same anonymous accuser, in fact, that claimed "if you look into Zimmerman's personal life you'll see evidence of his racism everywhere," which is amazing, given that the FBI interviewed 30 of Zimmerman's coworkers and acquaintances and couldn't find the tiniest bit of evidence that Zimmerman was racist, or had ever said or done anything racist.

Seriously. This is the best you can do?
Bf+
2013-09-09 06:08:59 PM
1 votes:

freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?


You did, I'm guessing?
More of a FoxNews fan, eh?
2013-09-09 06:02:44 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: Coco LaFemme: Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.

Luckily for Zimmerman, his trial (and the rest of the trials in the country) aren't conducted in Coco LaFemme's Court of Public Opinion.


You're right, that is a good thing.  I never said otherwise.  I'm allowed to not like how the verdict of a trial came out.  I'm allowed to think that a mistake had been made.  Just like people who think different are allowed to say the right decision was made.  That's how this weird "free speech" thing works.
2013-09-09 06:01:48 PM
1 votes:
"George Zimmerman bites 5 puppies' heads off"

Average Farker: "Ha, you didn't even read the article. He bit off the heads of 4 of the puppies, then cut off the 5th head with a knife and didn't completely eat all the heads. And he's not even being charged. Typical libs, like why do we even care about this."
2013-09-09 05:53:24 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!


Except neither of those things happened
2013-09-09 05:52:22 PM
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.


Luckily for Zimmerman, his trial (and the rest of the trials in the country) aren't conducted in Coco LaFemme's Court of Public Opinion.
2013-09-09 05:51:45 PM
1 votes:
Zim better watch his step.  Next time he goes over there to get his socks or something, he just might get his head farking blown off all legal and everything.  His soon-to-be-ex wife and father-in-law have laid the foundation for a stand your ground shooting of their own.  All they need to say is something like,"Well, George came over and started yelling and shiat.  He always carries a gun and he started reaching back  where he keeps it.  I was scarred to death and grabbed the shotgun.  Next thing I know, George's head was dripping down the kitchen wall."
2013-09-09 05:49:28 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.


Zimmerman's known for standing up for that community as a whole, including helping quite a few African Americans.  If you know the person actually doing all the crimes is witnessed as black and relatively young, that's not racial profiling... that's just profiling.  If you assume they're black, now you're racial profiling... need to get the terms right.
2013-09-09 05:46:36 PM
1 votes:
I expect it's just a matter of time before he kills someone else.  But in this case, evidence looks weak, and this would not be the first estranged wife to make up a story in the middle of divorce proceedings, and considering she lied under oath, her word isn't enough to be convincing.
2013-09-09 05:44:04 PM
1 votes:

Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel


Did any other miserable pedantic fark lawyer point out the fact that libel is defamation by written or printed words yet? I'd like to be that miserable pedantic fark lawyer.
2013-09-09 05:37:39 PM
1 votes:

birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?


What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.
2013-09-09 05:37:25 PM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.


You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.
2013-09-09 05:36:04 PM
1 votes:

Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.


The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.
2013-09-09 05:33:32 PM
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: She is divorcing him, and can easily get more money if she makes crap up. Public will largely believe it. Zimmerman stands to make many millions in lawsuits. She wants money, period.


Get more money? Florida is a no fault state, so when they get divorced everything gets split 50/50 no matter what. And since he isn't working, I doubt she will get any alimony, so your theory of her making stuff up falls apart.
2013-09-09 05:29:09 PM
1 votes:

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Really? you'd be surprised if break-ins stopped after news cameras and reporters started hanging out in a neighborhood 24 hours a day?
2013-09-09 05:27:37 PM
1 votes:
everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.
2013-09-09 05:25:44 PM
1 votes:

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


It says a lot that (if those things DID occur) the police didn't want to make an arrest, and she doesn't want to press charges. It would seem that the police would have definitely arrested Zimmerman in if there's evidence he punched an old man, smashed her property, and then threatened her with a handgun.
2013-09-09 05:22:31 PM
1 votes:
FTA: Police say George Zimmerman is now accusing Shellie Zimmerman of being the aggressor wearing the hoodie and having the Skittles and iced tea in the conflict and the investigation is ongoing.

Fixed that for them.

I wonder how long until Zimmerman's dickish attitude writes a check he can't cash, or does he only accost those who are obviously unarmed and unprepared to deal with his abusive behavior. I bet that within a year, someone 'stands his ground' against Zimmerman. The insane way the Florida law works, it's pretty much okay to shoot him on sight.
2013-09-09 05:20:15 PM
1 votes:
What could happen:  Right wingers rally around the alleged victims and claim it proves they really are "fair and balanced" as well as friendly to women, which could even lend some credibility to their initial support of Zimmerman.

What WILL happen:  Double-down on the derp.  Blame the media.  Argue semantics.  Attack the motives and character of the alleged victims.  Make Zimmerman the victim.  Claim a pattern of harassment when it suits and claim no relation from one incident to the next when that suits.  And if all else fails, fall back on "no true responsible gun owner" defense.
2013-09-09 05:17:18 PM
1 votes:
This thread has taught me that a woman in the middle of a divorce is as credible as a dead black kid.
2013-09-09 05:05:46 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.


Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.
2013-09-09 05:05:43 PM
1 votes:
I hope people spit on him and tell him exactly what he is, call him a murderer, every time he leaves his home.

I hope his life is forever worse than prison.

Suicide should be his only escape.
2013-09-09 05:00:12 PM
1 votes:

KhamanV: I find furries less worrisome than your kink. They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.


I can do furries too. very very very limited.

img198.imageshack.us


Really, I just like women
2013-09-09 04:54:14 PM
1 votes:

Infernalist: How many more deaths must there be before they find the courage to stop this monster?


Don't worry. Trayvon has already been dealt with. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:52:10 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Aw, birdie, you have a fan.

ahab: I found a facebook cover image for you:


That is...amazing.
2013-09-09 04:49:35 PM
1 votes:

Uranus Is Huge!: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.

Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Look. If only you'd be less moronically pedantic you never would have babbled yourself into this mess. Don't slop that on me, bub.
2013-09-09 04:49:07 PM
1 votes:
They need to arrest him before he kills again.
2013-09-09 04:48:41 PM
1 votes:

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ahab: Try harder.

For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

[www.teekeem.com image 500x298]

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?


I found a facebook cover image for you:
www.iwantcovers.com
2013-09-09 04:48:15 PM
1 votes:
She is divorcing him, and can easily get more money if she makes crap up. Public will largely believe it. Zimmerman stands to make many millions in lawsuits. She wants money, period.
2013-09-09 04:46:52 PM
1 votes:

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


I think I found his truck:

img4.allvoices.com
2013-09-09 04:46:35 PM
1 votes:
I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.
2013-09-09 04:46:06 PM
1 votes:

2wolves: Yeah, we know.


You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

img853.imageshack.us
2013-09-09 04:40:43 PM
1 votes:

udhq: At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation no evidence to rebut the claim that it was done in self defense, much less disprove it beyond a reasonable doubt.


See?  Now your comment follows the law.
2013-09-09 04:39:22 PM
1 votes:

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.
2013-09-09 04:39:19 PM
1 votes:
The Zimmermans are the most dysfunctional white family in the country. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:39:13 PM
1 votes:
She was wearing a hoody, wasn't she?
2013-09-09 04:39:09 PM
1 votes:
Now the eternal question of man arises; where does one go when they are no longer accepted in Florida?
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM
1 votes:

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


I like gun porn:

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img15.imageshack.us

I like gun porn a lot.
2013-09-09 04:37:40 PM
1 votes:
And this is why you don't pick your righteous NRA "hero's" based on conservative propaganda...
2013-09-09 04:37:37 PM
1 votes:

udhq: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.

At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.


Golly, you're right!  That's why he was found guilty of manslaughter.
2013-09-09 04:36:27 PM
1 votes:
This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.
2013-09-09 04:36:06 PM
1 votes:
Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.
2013-09-09 04:35:39 PM
1 votes:
Is the media treating him as Hispanic or white this time?
2013-09-09 04:33:19 PM
1 votes:
You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?
media.npr.org
2013-09-09 04:33:13 PM
1 votes:
#justiceformarriage
2013-09-09 04:31:56 PM
1 votes:
I, for one, am simply shocked that this man could do such a thing. Shocked.
2013-09-09 04:31:08 PM
1 votes:
The Zimmerman cheerleaders are calling this a conspiracy by the MSM and the antigun lobby, who apparently paid her to divorce him and made up the gun threats.
2013-09-09 04:28:51 PM
1 votes:
When asked for his opinion on this latest altercation, Trayvon Martin had no comment. Fact.
2013-09-09 04:26:43 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


I've always said he is probably a well meaning person who lacks judgement and self-control.
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."


Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"
2013-09-09 04:25:18 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


Well, not yet

/but if she keeps pissing him off...
2013-09-09 04:24:12 PM
1 votes:
I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."
2013-09-09 04:24:07 PM
1 votes:
Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.
2013-09-09 04:22:31 PM
1 votes:
Zimmerman is on the OJ fast track to jail.

Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM
1 votes:

blatz514: Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.

Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?


Maybe we should have a new FLORIDAFLASH tag.
2013-09-09 04:19:11 PM
1 votes:
Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.
2013-09-09 04:18:56 PM
1 votes:

Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.


Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.
2013-09-09 04:16:16 PM
1 votes:

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also
2013-09-09 04:10:59 PM
1 votes:
Aaaaaaand we're going green.

i131.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 04:08:29 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.

Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.
2013-09-09 04:03:49 PM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?


This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...
2013-09-09 04:00:27 PM
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad


It's a big man who brings both a knife and a gun to a word fight.
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 03:57:51 PM
1 votes:
www.jewishworldreview.com

He's perfect.  Can't be his fault.
2013-09-09 03:53:17 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.



i105.photobucket.com

Oh great.  Now I hate everything.
2013-09-09 03:51:00 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.
2013-09-09 03:49:53 PM
1 votes:
That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.
2013-09-09 03:49:39 PM
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Wait, Zimmerman and Trayvon were *married*?
2013-09-09 03:47:03 PM
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hinten: This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!


It's alcohol abuse related so it's fits the pattern.
2013-09-09 03:44:52 PM
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Nabb1: DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?

She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."


She skittled away.
2013-09-09 03:43:18 PM
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ahab: birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.

This is your fault.


The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.
2013-09-09 03:41:20 PM
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birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.


This is your fault.
2013-09-09 03:39:29 PM
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Was his wife wearing a hoodie?
2013-09-09 03:38:14 PM
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@CNNNewsource: BREAKING:George Zimmerman arrested after a domestic altercation in FL. File on Bit now- NA-79MO
2013-09-09 03:36:16 PM
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TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


Because he was carrying the pie.
2013-09-09 03:32:18 PM
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Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.
2013-09-09 03:31:54 PM
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Also, doesn't this just PROVE that he doesn't shoot for no reason?  Or maybe he tried and the gun jammed?  News at 11!
2013-09-09 03:23:50 PM
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bigpeeler: 10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.


I'll see your "book deal" and raise you "speaking slot at the 2016 GOP convention"
2013-09-09 03:20:55 PM
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zimmer
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zimmerman
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ZIMMERMAN!
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ZIMMERMAN!!
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MAN, ZIMMERMAN!!!
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STOP STANDING YER GROUND!!!!
2013-09-09 03:11:32 PM
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At least nobody's dead, so Zim seems to be making progress
2013-09-09 03:11:24 PM
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MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.
2013-09-09 03:09:47 PM
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cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.
2013-09-09 03:08:09 PM
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cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


Almost every state has the same statutes utilized by Zimmerman.
2013-09-09 03:06:36 PM
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cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.
2013-09-09 03:01:55 PM
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Bob Falfa: ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.


Oh, it's domestic. That means that Florida will care much less than if it was a black person.
2013-09-09 02:58:47 PM
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i1182.photobucket.com
2013-09-09 02:57:48 PM
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ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...


Damned death panels
 
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