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2013-09-09 02:48:29 PM  
Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.
 
2013-09-09 02:50:21 PM  
But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?
 
2013-09-09 02:50:26 PM  
Ahhhahahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-09-09 02:50:31 PM  
Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.
 
2013-09-09 02:50:53 PM  
He was defending himself, always defending himself
 
2013-09-09 02:51:04 PM  
What of Skittles and iced tea?
 
2013-09-09 02:51:15 PM  
This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis
 
2013-09-09 02:51:37 PM  
How much do you want to bet the words "Do you know who I am?" were used.
 
2013-09-09 02:52:02 PM  
STAND YER GROUND!


Imbibe?
 
2013-09-09 02:52:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Too late for me. I need a transplant.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 02:53:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


It probably will be next time too.
 
2013-09-09 02:53:16 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.


Maybe we can get a group discount
 
2013-09-09 02:54:17 PM  
Interesting, I wonder who it was.  Maybe he found out his wife was seeing someone behind his back for a while.
 
2013-09-09 02:54:33 PM  

vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.


Y'all really need to get over it.
 
2013-09-09 02:56:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...
 
2013-09-09 02:57:15 PM  

Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.


Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.
 
2013-09-09 02:57:48 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...


Damned death panels
 
2013-09-09 02:58:47 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 02:59:05 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.
 
2013-09-09 02:59:51 PM  
Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.
 
2013-09-09 03:00:25 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.


Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.
 
2013-09-09 03:00:57 PM  
ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.
 
2013-09-09 03:01:55 PM  

Bob Falfa: ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.


Oh, it's domestic. That means that Florida will care much less than if it was a black person.
 
2013-09-09 03:02:13 PM  
Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.
 
2013-09-09 03:02:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.
 
2013-09-09 03:03:45 PM  

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence


You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.
 
2013-09-09 03:05:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...

Damned death panels


That's panelist.
 
2013-09-09 03:06:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.
 
2013-09-09 03:06:56 PM  
@NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP
 
2013-09-09 03:08:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


Almost every state has the same statutes utilized by Zimmerman.
 
2013-09-09 03:09:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.
 
2013-09-09 03:09:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


Bless your heart.
 
2013-09-09 03:11:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.
 
2013-09-09 03:11:32 PM  
At least nobody's dead, so Zim seems to be making progress
 
2013-09-09 03:12:14 PM  
Hello, barkeep? Yes, I'd like three beers, three times.
 
2013-09-09 03:12:29 PM  
These assholes always get away.
 
2013-09-09 03:12:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Can I have your stuff?
 
2013-09-09 03:13:07 PM  

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.


I hear you can grow a new one from a very small piece. What blood type are you?

And is it 5 yet?
 
2013-09-09 03:13:10 PM  
I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.
 
2013-09-09 03:13:33 PM  

Rev.K: Hello, barkeep? Yes, I'd like three beers, three times.


Nein, Nein, Nein!
 
2013-09-09 03:14:08 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?


No problem

/mind the cat hair
 
2013-09-09 03:14:18 PM  

AirForceVet: I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.


LOL
 
2013-09-09 03:14:46 PM  

ontariolightning: @NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP


"I GOT AWAY WITH IT THE FIRST TIME! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"
 
2013-09-09 03:15:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair


No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*
 
2013-09-09 03:17:19 PM  
@NewsBreaker: NOW: @AP: #GeorgeZimmerman NOT arrested; officers are at Florida house trying to determine what happened http://t.co/nu0lBUfk6W
 
2013-09-09 03:18:56 PM  
For those that don't know, Zimmerman is a 2nd cousin three times removed to OJ Simpson.
 
2013-09-09 03:20:55 PM  
zimmer
i1151.photobucket.com
zimmerman
i1151.photobucket.com
ZIMMERMAN!
i1151.photobucket.com
ZIMMERMAN!!
i1151.photobucket.com
MAN, ZIMMERMAN!!!
i1151.photobucket.com
STOP STANDING YER GROUND!!!!
 
2013-09-09 03:21:41 PM  
*facepalm*

Really?

REALLY?????
 
2013-09-09 03:21:57 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*


But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D
 
2013-09-09 03:22:10 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Probably because he's an idiot.
 
2013-09-09 03:22:58 PM  
10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.
 
2013-09-09 03:23:35 PM  
I have it on good authority that this is what the scene looked like:

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-09 03:23:43 PM  
The Zim-Zam Man has people hunting his creepy-cracker ass - so of course he is ALWAYS armed.

Any "incident" that happens to Zim-Zam is going to "involve a gun".
 
2013-09-09 03:23:50 PM  

bigpeeler: 10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.


I'll see your "book deal" and raise you "speaking slot at the 2016 GOP convention"
 
2013-09-09 03:24:29 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Ummm, because Florida juries are comprised of idiots. If you were criminal/sociopath, would you stay in Florida, or take your chances in some normal state?
 
2013-09-09 03:25:06 PM  
 
2013-09-09 03:26:57 PM  
Oh, a domestic dispute. Well, that will be about as clear as mud.
 
2013-09-09 03:27:58 PM  
CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.
 
2013-09-09 03:29:10 PM  
He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?
 
2013-09-09 03:30:11 PM  

Cyberluddite: He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread threat.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?


FTFM.  I cannot type worth shiat today.
 
2013-09-09 03:30:15 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Don't try to bring facts into this situation!

I heard Zimmerman was gnawing on a black baby's leg as he threatened to shoot "e'rebody up in dis hizzy!"
 
2013-09-09 03:31:00 PM  
I guess all those ignorant folks who have been posting Trayvon fan fiction for the past year can start imagining a sequel.
 
2013-09-09 03:31:16 PM  
I AM OUTRAGED!
 
2013-09-09 03:31:54 PM  
Also, doesn't this just PROVE that he doesn't shoot for no reason?  Or maybe he tried and the gun jammed?  News at 11!
 
2013-09-09 03:32:18 PM  
Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.
 
2013-09-09 03:32:34 PM  

ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!


KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!
 
2013-09-09 03:32:50 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D


Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.
 
2013-09-09 03:33:17 PM  

JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.


But he profiled the pie before he bought it.
 
2013-09-09 03:34:09 PM  
Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:17 PM  

birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!


10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!
 
2013-09-09 03:35:31 PM  
The Florida is strong in that one.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:32 PM  

JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.


The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:59 PM  
oi41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-09 03:36:16 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


Because he was carrying the pie.
 
2013-09-09 03:36:52 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


A domestic call and Zimmerman. You just know the cops were thrilled as all hell to get that call.
 
2013-09-09 03:37:41 PM  
"This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"
 
2013-09-09 03:37:43 PM  

JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.


STOP IT WITH THE PIE! I'm getting hungry.
 
2013-09-09 03:37:48 PM  

ahab: birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!

10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!


IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.
 
2013-09-09 03:38:14 PM  
@CNNNewsource: BREAKING:George Zimmerman arrested after a domestic altercation in FL. File on Bit now- NA-79MO
 
2013-09-09 03:39:29 PM  
Was his wife wearing a hoodie?
 
2013-09-09 03:39:51 PM  
I for one am glad to see domestic violence get the coverage it deserves.
 
2013-09-09 03:40:17 PM  

Nabb1: Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.


Which also means that Miley Cyrus apparently hasn't made any public appearances today, becaue otherwise they would be talking about that instead.
 
2013-09-09 03:40:30 PM  
birdmanesq: IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.

She gets to keep his gun collection?
 
2013-09-09 03:40:33 PM  

DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?


She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."
 
2013-09-09 03:40:39 PM  
http://i.imgur.com/xy6bzup.gif

Photo of Zimmerman being arrested.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:20 PM  

birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.


This is your fault.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:27 PM  
Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:52 PM  

BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"


*snert*

/whar funny button?
 
2013-09-09 03:42:05 PM  

Cyberluddite: Nabb1: Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.

Which also means that Miley Cyrus apparently hasn't made any public appearances today, becaue otherwise they would be talking about that instead.


Nah, now they are doing some human interest piece on a little girl whose mom died of cancer 33 days after her dad was killed in Afghanistan.

Okay, that legitimately sucks.
 
2013-09-09 03:43:18 PM  

ahab: birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.

This is your fault.


The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.
 
2013-09-09 03:43:43 PM  
This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!
 
2013-09-09 03:44:34 PM  

Lorelle: Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.


i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 03:44:52 PM  

Nabb1: DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?

She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."


She skittled away.
 
2013-09-09 03:45:36 PM  

ginandbacon: Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D

Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.


Scarf sounds cool. Size 5 (women's), 3 1/2 (boys), I have small feet. :-D
 
2013-09-09 03:46:10 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.



If that's true, the gun-grabbers are going to need a LOT more of these

www.couponaholic.net
 
2013-09-09 03:46:47 PM  
CNN delivering news on one side of the conflict About a girl who loses dad at war and mom 33 days later >  US wiping out whole families to get 1 turrist. fark your propaganda CNN.
 
2013-09-09 03:47:03 PM  

hinten: This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!


It's alcohol abuse related so it's fits the pattern.
 
2013-09-09 03:47:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?


Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.
 
2013-09-09 03:48:16 PM  
FTFA:
Lake Mary police spokesman Zach Hudson said police are "trying to determine what exactly happened."
...
The incident comes days after Shellie Zimmerman filed for divorce and discussed her relationship with George Zimmerman on a TV interview.


I think I figured it out for you, Chief Wiggum.
 
2013-09-09 03:48:38 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.



I'VE GOT A GUN!!!

It's not with me, but I've got one...
 
2013-09-09 03:49:39 PM  
Wait, Zimmerman and Trayvon were *married*?
 
2013-09-09 03:49:53 PM  
That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:08 PM  

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


It's a cat thread now.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:52 PM  

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


DAMMIT. Cats. I knew I forgot something.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:59 PM  
Acrimonious divorce + George Zimmerman? You can bet that's a headline.
 
2013-09-09 03:51:00 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.
 
2013-09-09 03:51:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?

Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.


Yes... I know....

/*eyeroll*
 
2013-09-09 03:53:17 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.



i105.photobucket.com

Oh great.  Now I hate everything.
 
2013-09-09 03:57:20 PM  

JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?
 
2013-09-09 03:57:32 PM  
Via ABC news, wife's attorney says there was a knife and a gun involved, apparently contradicting what police are saying. No word on tridents.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-custody-domestic-incident- in volving-gun/story?id=20203329

Shellie Zimmerman recently announced plans to divorce her husband, who was acquitted in July on murder charges related to the 2012 death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin.
Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.
 
2013-09-09 03:57:40 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


And now it's our nausea.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 03:57:51 PM  
www.jewishworldreview.com

He's perfect.  Can't be his fault.
 
2013-09-09 04:00:27 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad


It's a big man who brings both a knife and a gun to a word fight.
 
2013-09-09 04:00:55 PM  

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


i105.photobucket.com
Stop it
Stop it
STOP IT!!
 
2013-09-09 04:01:14 PM  

birdmanesq: dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.

DAMMIT. Cats. I knew I forgot something.


I was going to say thinly-veiled racism, but I suppose Obama-derp sort of covers that.
 
2013-09-09 04:01:16 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?
 
2013-09-09 04:02:52 PM  
Gee, Zimmerman has impulse control issues and a gun fetish? I'm just shocked that this might cause a problem...
 
2013-09-09 04:02:58 PM  

ahab: I was going to say thinly-veiled racism, but I suppose Obama-derp sort of covers that.


Oh, yeah, I mean there is no other way to classify those, "Who does Obama relate to in this situation?" comments other than as overt racism. There's no other way to read that.
 
2013-09-09 04:03:36 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-09-09 04:03:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?


This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...
 
2013-09-09 04:04:18 PM  
No one was shot?  See, I told you he was a responsible gun owner!
 
2013-09-09 04:06:11 PM  

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.
 
2013-09-09 04:06:52 PM  
Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:07:01 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Why are you so divisive and discriminatory!  That MUST mean you hate all whites!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:08:06 PM  

Weaver95: dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?

This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...


I just heard that someone was arguing with them from the Grassy Knole!
 
2013-09-09 04:08:17 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Good ole Jackson State.
 
2013-09-09 04:08:29 PM  

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.

Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:03 PM  
I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?
 
2013-09-09 04:09:13 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D

Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.

Scarf sounds cool. Size 5 (women's), 3 1/2 (boys), I have small feet. :-D


Scarf it is then!  My shoes would make you look like a child playing dress up.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:39 PM  

Weaver95: I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?


You first.
 
2013-09-09 04:10:09 PM  

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


I've got my vote

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:10:11 PM  
Where's the ZAC'ers? Shouldn't they be in here defending St. Zimmerman from these scandalous accusations?
 
2013-09-09 04:10:59 PM  
Aaaaaaand we're going green.

i131.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:11:02 PM  
Main page landing about to engage. Skittles ready.
 
2013-09-09 04:11:28 PM  
As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.
 
2013-09-09 04:12:34 PM  

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.
 
2013-09-09 04:13:22 PM  
FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.
 
2013-09-09 04:13:46 PM  
She's a LIAR!  George is a hero with a steely reserve and keen intellect.

The movement cannot fail.  The movement can only be betrayed.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:01 PM  
Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:22 PM  
Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...
 
2013-09-09 04:14:48 PM  
George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:49 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:16 PM  
Cue John McClane laughter.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:19 PM  
I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:53 PM  

King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.


Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.
 
2013-09-09 04:16:16 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also
 
2013-09-09 04:16:20 PM  
gifrific.com
 
2013-09-09 04:16:50 PM  

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


That's how he got his two speeding tickets.
 
2013-09-09 04:16:51 PM  

Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.


Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?
 
2013-09-09 04:16:55 PM  
Facepalm.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM  

In fairness, we should really take a look at George Zimmerman's wife's twitter feed before we jump to any conclusions.

- Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM  

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


If there was any evidence of a serious issue, you can be certain he'd be in custody this time, because no police department is going to want to take the heat that Sanford did.

This sounds more like "My soon to be ex-husband pissed me off, so I'm going to report him".

Could be real, of course, but it's a divorce, so it's only a 50% chance of that.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:04 PM  

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


No kidding. Zimmerman should have changed his name, shaved his face off and found a nice deep dark hole to hide in for the next decade.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:09 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


Intriguing, and entirely possible.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:13 PM  
*snert*
 
2013-09-09 04:17:35 PM  
I've got nothing to add except he is and always will be a murderous scum bag
 
2013-09-09 04:17:52 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:18:05 PM  
'shop with Zimmerman's face on it....

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-09-09 04:18:21 PM  
I'll drink, subby, but not because you told me to.

You're not the boss of me.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:40 PM  

Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?


Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:46 PM  
George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:56 PM  

Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.


Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:59 PM  

Headso: Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...


yeah, he does not seem to have learned the right lesson after his acquittal.  What he should have been thinking was "that was close.  I should behave more responsibly."  Instead, he appears to be thinking, "I am invincible!  KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIAT ON ME!"
 
2013-09-09 04:19:09 PM  
If you are in a situation where you need to talk to your wife to stop a divorce, and you decide to flash a gun before you leave, you failed buddy.

\Could be wife making up shiat as he probably always has a gun on him, but I think we have an idea of his possible character.
 
gja
2013-09-09 04:19:10 PM  

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:11 PM  
Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:15 PM  

czei: Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?

Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.


My guess: this one got way more comments so they decided to green it.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:21 PM  

Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.


Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?
 
2013-09-09 04:20:00 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.


+1
 
2013-09-09 04:20:03 PM  

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.


Dangit... and I was planning to take this week off...
 
2013-09-09 04:20:14 PM  
My confirmation bias would be showing in any posts I would make on the matter, so I'll leave this here, even though no arrests have been made. The following is emboldened for emphasis.if there's a moral of this zimmerman arrest: be careful who you cape up for. they might make a fool of you.@bomani_jones
 
2013-09-09 04:20:27 PM  

naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.


Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.
 
2013-09-09 04:20:42 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


The civilized parts of the country have a moratorium on immigration from the tribal regions.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM  

blatz514: Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.

Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?


Maybe we should have a new FLORIDAFLASH tag.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM  
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:21:35 PM  
i am beginning to think this guy may not be totally on the up-and-up.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:43 PM  
I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.
 
2013-09-09 04:22:19 PM  
It's drinkin' time? If you say so...
 
2013-09-09 04:22:29 PM  
Oh look, it's this thread ag- waitwut?
 
2013-09-09 04:22:31 PM  
Zimmerman is on the OJ fast track to jail.

Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.
 
2013-09-09 04:22:59 PM  
Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?
 
2013-09-09 04:23:12 PM  

Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?


No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:26 PM  
biatch was probably wearing a hoodie around the house and eatn' skittles... also probably will have a book deal if she doesn't already.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:33 PM  

JerseyTim: Her attorney told ABC News that George pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.

Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


Yes, but he was caught speeding twice this year.  Doesn't that exempt him from stand-your-ground?
 
gja
2013-09-09 04:23:52 PM  

bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.


Walking around the house? That's an Oscar-ing.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:54 PM  
When interviewed about this domestic altercation Rachel Jeantel called the act pervert. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:57 PM  
What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?
 
2013-09-09 04:24:03 PM  

Zimmerman back in police custody for pulling a gun on his family. Wow, you think you know a guy!

- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:24:07 PM  
Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:09 PM  

Private_Citizen: Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.


Doesn't that mean we should put him IN general population for lying about being a first degree murderer?
 
2013-09-09 04:24:12 PM  
I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."
 
2013-09-09 04:24:29 PM  
Not sure I believe her.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:41 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.


Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:45 PM  
Just shut up and take a seat. You got away with murder. Go away already. Move to another country or something.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:00 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?


He was acquitted July 13th.  Since then, he got a warning for speeding and then a ticket or something?  And then this.  So the short answer is: yes.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:00 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?


Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:07 PM  
Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:16 PM  
Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:18 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


Well, not yet

/but if she keeps pissing him off...
 
2013-09-09 04:25:28 PM  
She got thrown under the bus with her perjury, she wants out, calls cops that he threatened her with a gun.

It's Jon & Kate with firearms.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:34 PM  
Totally super suprised.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:48 PM  
The threat was because she ate all his food, again.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:54 PM  

ongbok: I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also


People don't get 'a mark' on their nose from being punched there.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:56 PM  

Weaver95: Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?

No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.


I don't agree with you often, but I agree with you on this.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:59 PM  
wife divorce shnenanigans

she is a confessed purjurer, her word carrys no weight with the court.

lock his in-laws up for false police reports and violate her probation.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM  

Misconduc: SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "


I love it that this is okay.  But you "pull" the gun and all of a sudden it's OVER THE LINE!

thebovinecomedy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM  

Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."


Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"
 
2013-09-09 04:26:23 PM  
Ken Jennings thinks that Jeopardy extends your 15 minutes. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM  

Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?


Dude, he's not going to sleep with you
 
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM  

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence. And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict. Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.


That whole "presumption of innocence" thing can be such an impediment to a righteous lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

/Zimmerman should be in jail, but the prosecution lost its shiat early and often
 
2013-09-09 04:26:28 PM  
It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:30 PM  
 
2013-09-09 04:26:32 PM  

megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.


I'll sponsor you.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:35 PM  
Does she keep custody of the Kel-Tec? Or will they swap on weekends and holidays?
 
2013-09-09 04:26:43 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


I've always said he is probably a well meaning person who lacks judgement and self-control.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:53 PM  
"We've only heard one side of the story so far," Bracknell said without a hint of irony.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:02 PM  
When a hoplophobe blows a gasket are they going to blame ZImmerman for it?
 
2013-09-09 04:27:05 PM  
Fat biatch probably ate his Skittles.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:07 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"


No, actually you are quite wrong.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:28 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
 
2013-09-09 04:27:50 PM  

LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?


And the making shiat up has begun!
 
2013-09-09 04:28:03 PM  
The victims are not speaking to police and were waiting for their attorney to arrive, Bracknell said.

Reading this makes me wonder if George did anything at all to these people. Sounds like they just want money.

Does he have a book deal yet?
 
2013-09-09 04:28:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.

Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.


You owe me a keyboard AND a monitor.
 
2013-09-09 04:28:51 PM  
When asked for his opinion on this latest altercation, Trayvon Martin had no comment. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:04 PM  

ahab: It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.


Misogyny always takes the lead because they are smarter.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:08 PM  

JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.



Do you know what kind of weapon(s) he had hidden INSIDE the pie????!?!?  No?
 The Fark Lawyer Brigade will now begin an 18-month lecture series telling us that, since we don't know the exact composition or weapons-content of the pie, we must assume there was a gun in the pie and Zimmerman was trying to kill his wife.


And then he ate it.

Because he's fat and a racist.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:08 PM  

ahab: It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.


It's too bad George Jones is dead. His lyrical styling would have been a perfect way to bluegrass through this thread.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:32 PM  
Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:47 PM  

WTF Indeed: I can't deal with hearing another single thing about George Zimmerman, so here are all Kate Upton tagged gifs on Tumblr. NSFW


O_O

Today was a good day.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:19 PM  
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.


She doesn't get out much or read the news. She could have been on his jury.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:42 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.


Yeh. In other news, Shellie Zimmerman's not exactly a news junkie. Also, she's deaf. And blind. And none too smart, apparently.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:45 PM  
verysmartbrothas.com
 
2013-09-09 04:30:57 PM  

Nabb1: LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?

And the making shiat up has begun!


Seriously! George is NOT tiny dicked you farking liars!
 
2013-09-09 04:31:08 PM  
The Zimmerman cheerleaders are calling this a conspiracy by the MSM and the antigun lobby, who apparently paid her to divorce him and made up the gun threats.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:38 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"


Actually, they are different things.

Detaining someone is temporarily not allowing someone to leave while you investigate. When you get pulled over by the police on the road, you are being detained. Even if you don't get a ticket, you are "detained."

An arrest is when a law enforcement official determines that a crime has occurred and you are likely to be the perpetrator.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:41 PM  

Wyalt Derp: I_Am_Weasel: Poor George. Life is not beer and skittles.

Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.


Ha! Well played.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:42 PM  

Kit Fister: megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.

I'll sponsor you.


YESSSS! I'll tell my probation officer! She was on my ass about that.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:47 PM  
So, douche acts douchey...what a surprise.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:56 PM  
I, for one, am simply shocked that this man could do such a thing. Shocked.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:58 PM  

ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.


ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.
 
2013-09-09 04:32:21 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.


Because Detroit didn't want him?
 
2013-09-09 04:32:43 PM  

TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you


Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?
 
2013-09-09 04:32:46 PM  

Phinn: JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.

Do you know what kind of weapon(s) he had hidden INSIDE the pie????!?!?  No?
 The Fark Lawyer Brigade will now begin an 18-month lecture series telling us that, since we don't know the exact composition or weapons-content of the pie, we must assume there was a gun in the pie and Zimmerman was trying to kill his wife.


And then he ate it.

Because he's fat and a racist.


And if he would have just stayed in the living room instead of pursuing his wife into the kitchen none of this would have happened.

fat, racist, and overzealous/hungry
 
2013-09-09 04:32:50 PM  

Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.


Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.
 
2013-09-09 04:33:13 PM  
#justiceformarriage
 
2013-09-09 04:33:14 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.

Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.



That's about eight shades of awesome.

But you left out the part about how he fired his guns into the air as they drove away, all the while shouting "Ándale! Ándale! Arriba!"
 
2013-09-09 04:33:19 PM  
You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?
media.npr.org
 
2013-09-09 04:33:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


You can shoot him before he does you bodily harm and say you were standing your ground.
 
2013-09-09 04:33:48 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Because guns don't stand their ground, people do!
 
2013-09-09 04:33:55 PM  
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

You don't?
 
2013-09-09 04:34:11 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.


Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:30 PM  
Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:44 PM  

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I'm not sure I should say anything else.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:52 PM  

birdmanesq: Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.


I'm also going to need to see her school records.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:58 PM  
Popcorn.jpg
 
2013-09-09 04:35:15 PM  
Her 9-11 call.

She says he tried to shut the garage door on her. He's gone full Scream.
 
2013-09-09 04:35:39 PM  
Is the media treating him as Hispanic or white this time?
 
2013-09-09 04:35:41 PM  

Loadmaster: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.

Because Detroit didn't want him?


No. No no no no. You're not going to dump him here. We've got our own gun violence and other bullshiat.

And arson. Lots of arson. But I love BBQ, so that's not an issue.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:06 PM  
Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:10 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.

ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.


Oops, you forgot to bold the whole thing.  He was never arrested.  Let me quote from an article yet again:

As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home.

Pretty straight forward.  He wasn't read his rights or arrested for any crime.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:27 PM  
This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:34 PM  

cc_rider: Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.


You need to read about her, even most of his supporters never liked her actions while he was in jail and was trying to see if he could stay in jail thinking she could be worth more on the talk show circuit, distressed wife and all that, I dont think zimmerman is 100% without guilt in either situation, I just thought there wasnt enough to convict him.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:35 PM  

TrixieDelite: ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!


Don't call it a comeback. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:36 PM  

Rhino_man: You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?


He looks high as fark.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:46 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:10 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".
 
2013-09-09 04:37:37 PM  

udhq: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.

At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.


Golly, you're right!  That's why he was found guilty of manslaughter.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:40 PM  
And this is why you don't pick your righteous NRA "hero's" based on conservative propaganda...
 
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM  
Zimmerman needs a talk show.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM  

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


I like gun porn:

img35.imageshack.us
img21.imageshack.us
img15.imageshack.us

I like gun porn a lot.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:55 PM  

you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.


I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:05 PM  

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I think when I get home I am going to take a drill to my head to get those images out.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:07 PM  

gadian: This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.


He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!
 
2013-09-09 04:38:12 PM  

varmitydog: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".


And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:17 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


There is very grave evidence that he shot and killed a child (even if he never punched him).
 
2013-09-09 04:38:47 PM  

FLORIDA LAW: "The decision to prosecute does not lie with the victim of a crime." http://t.co/Tv9KGS8MXd #zimmerman

- Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:39:01 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.


Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Okay. I guess accepting random strangers on the internet is a much better strategy.

Also, it's sort of a pedantic argument.

Let's hope the patron saint of neighborhood watches gets exonerated quickly. Any prolonged absence and his subdivision could be overrun by thugs.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:09 PM  
Now the eternal question of man arises; where does one go when they are no longer accepted in Florida?
 
2013-09-09 04:39:13 PM  
She was wearing a hoody, wasn't she?
 
2013-09-09 04:39:19 PM  
The Zimmermans are the most dysfunctional white family in the country. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:22 PM  

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:49 PM  

varmitydog: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".


and instead of a radio, it was gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:52 PM  

ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.

ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.

Oops, you forgot to bold the whole thing.  He was never arrested.  Let me quote from an article yet again:

As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home.

Pretty straight forward.  He wasn't read his rights or arrested for any crime.


The term is often used in multiple ways. You are both right. He was technically "arrested" when he was detained and question, but since he was not booked or given a summons or citation this will not show up in his arrest record.
 
2013-09-09 04:40:43 PM  

udhq: At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation no evidence to rebut the claim that it was done in self defense, much less disprove it beyond a reasonable doubt.


See?  Now your comment follows the law.
 
SRD [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:40:46 PM  
There was no gun involved only a gun at the residence. 

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


There was no gun involved only one at the residence.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:40:51 PM  

Headso: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.


Or you can go the other direction and say that he's being made a scapegoat.

jamiedubs.com
 
2013-09-09 04:40:52 PM  

Treygreen13: TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you

Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?


Yup, and I met him while mindlessly defending him in a fark thread. biatchgityourownman
 
2013-09-09 04:41:12 PM  
How do we know Shellie Zimmerman was not hopped up on purple drank.
 
2013-09-09 04:41:20 PM  
i1089.photobucket.comSome women don't believe in divorce.
 
2013-09-09 04:41:21 PM  

JerseyTim: There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


img854.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-09 04:42:14 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I like gun porn:


Yeah, we know.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:17 PM  

LasersHurt: I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.



And drink-a the tequila!   Si!

/Now that I think about it, I could really go for a chimiganga right about now.  Serious, you guys.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:52 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.


That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.


My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:56 PM  
You know, I wonder how bitter this divorce gets before she just goes for revenge.   Starts claiming he admitted it was murder and bragged to her about "getting a n*****" and crap like that.
 
2013-09-09 04:43:26 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?


Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.
 
2013-09-09 04:43:31 PM  
TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!


That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.
 
2013-09-09 04:43:34 PM  
Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?
 
2013-09-09 04:44:00 PM  
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here.  Shellie "Judas" Zimmerman knowingly married a man previously convicted of domestic violence KNOWING that the would eventually recommit.  Then, she could take all of the money he made from his lucrative, high-paying career.

I suspect that Al Sharpton put her up to it.  You have not idea how deep these conspiracies can go.
 
2013-09-09 04:44:06 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.

That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.

My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.


Try harder.
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-09 04:44:11 PM  

jst3p: He was technically "arrested" when he was detained and question, but since he was not booked or given a summons or citation this will not show up in his arrest record.


Don't be dumb. You're being dumb too.
 
2013-09-09 04:44:28 PM  

Highroller48: TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!

That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.


He's gonna do it?
 
2013-09-09 04:44:29 PM  
The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:44:42 PM  

Highroller48: TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!

That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.


www.blogcdn.com

WE'RE GONNA DO IT!....
 
2013-09-09 04:44:45 PM  
She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.
 
2013-09-09 04:45:44 PM  
Already knew he had issues after he chased down that guy and shot him in cold blood. That's right, the NRA and GOP are LOVING this murdering latino!
 
2013-09-09 04:45:59 PM  
IIRC wasnt the reason he was at his inlaws place the night of the shooting was because she already left him anyways? Dude at this point just let it go she is gone.
 
2013-09-09 04:45:59 PM  
What an idiot if true. And even if not true stay the fark away from your soon to be ex. Don't give the lawyers any more shiat to talk about you. If you're getting divorced you're farked as the guy anyway.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:00 PM  

Misconduc: Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.


It may shock you to know this, but cars have windows.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:04 PM  

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


very true.

Regardless though, I think the dude needs to just get away from society for a while.  If the wife is filing for divorce, then stay away from her too.  Regardless of what you think of the guy, it's painfully obvious that the country is far too interested in seeing him in the press.

/sadly, he's reinforcing my opinion of him
 
2013-09-09 04:46:06 PM  

2wolves: Yeah, we know.


You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

img853.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-09 04:46:23 PM  

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.


Many lulz would be had.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:26 PM  

Princess Ryans Knickers: Already knew he had issues after he chased down that guy and shot him in cold blood. That's right, the NRA and GOP are LOVING this murdering latino!


Get your shiat straight. He's white. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:35 PM  
I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:42 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?



It all depends on what the politically-motivated second prosecutor wants to overcharge him with.

Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?
 
2013-09-09 04:46:52 PM  

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


I think I found his truck:

img4.allvoices.com
 
2013-09-09 04:47:20 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Misconduc: Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.

It may shock you to know this, but cars have windows.


It may shock you to know this, but they're generally at shoulder height. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:47:27 PM  

ahab: Try harder.


For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

www.teekeem.com

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.


So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?
 
2013-09-09 04:47:32 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.


Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.
 
2013-09-09 04:47:35 PM  
You know if his wife was a young, black teen, he would have shot her?  Right?
 
2013-09-09 04:47:54 PM  

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


Now they're saying the wife and her father don't want to press charges.

My guess:  that's because they realize Zimmerman will tap into defense fund (basically a PayPal account) and drain any money she would get from a divorce.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:00 PM  
Why don't we send him on a diplomatic mission to Syria? Can just merge all those stories into one big raging mess of irrational user commentary.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:07 PM  
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

Really?! You don't know what he's capable of? Really? I think its pretty safe to say he's capable of instigating a confrontation, specifically against police instruction, and shooting your unarmed asz to death because he felt "threatened".

//hint, stay away from hoodies and skittles
 
2013-09-09 04:48:13 PM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-09 04:48:15 PM  
She is divorcing him, and can easily get more money if she makes crap up. Public will largely believe it. Zimmerman stands to make many millions in lawsuits. She wants money, period.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:18 PM  

LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.


Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:35 PM  

LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.


We live in a world where if something is good it must be all good. And if something is bad it must be all bad.

THERE MUST NOT BE A GRAY AREA. EVER.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:41 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ahab: Try harder.

For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

[www.teekeem.com image 500x298]

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?


I found a facebook cover image for you:
www.iwantcovers.com
 
2013-09-09 04:49:07 PM  
They need to arrest him before he kills again.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:15 PM  

LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.


She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:15 PM  

TDWCom29: Treygreen13: TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you

Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?

Yup, and I met him while mindlessly defending him in a fark thread. biatchgityourownman


If people didn't fark up they wouldn't get me correcting them as often.

Zimmerman is a great example of how someone can be (likely) a total scumbag and still not deserve what a couple of the major TV networks did to him. And here it is again, he goes from "questioned by police" to "arrested for gun incident."
 
2013-09-09 04:49:22 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


I find furries less worrisome than your kink.  They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:35 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.

Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Look. If only you'd be less moronically pedantic you never would have babbled yourself into this mess. Don't slop that on me, bub.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:36 PM  

LessO2: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

Now they're saying the wife and her father don't want to press charges.

My guess:  that's because they realize Zimmerman will tap into defense fund (basically a PayPal account) and drain any money she would get from a divorce.


...or it isn't true at all and they are throwing out wild lies.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:49 PM  

LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.


i don't know how, at this point in your fark career, you could possibly be surprised by the depth to which fark posters will sink
 
2013-09-09 04:50:08 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.



And he keeps slapping them biatches back, because you don't flim flam the Zimm-Zamm!
 
2013-09-09 04:50:11 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I think it's pretty obvious what happened here.  Shellie "Judas" Zimmerman knowingly married a man previously convicted of domestic violence KNOWING that the would eventually recommit.  Then, she could take all of the money he made from his lucrative, high-paying career.

I suspect that Al Sharpton put her up to it.  You have not idea how deep these conspiracies can go.


There's a reason Trayvon LOOKED LIKE Obama's son. Barry impregnated Tawanna Brawley years ago just so this very scenario could occur. He dies in a fight he started under the influence of 'sherm', they scapegoat a "White Hispanic" MAN for his death and collect the insurance. And where did the money go? Straight into George Soros's bank account. Just as Saul Alinsky instructed. Typical Hillary Clinton tactics. George Mcgovern is behind this all. farking Kennedies.
 
2013-09-09 04:50:27 PM  
Phinn:
Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?

As soon as she can pack on another 150 pounds.
 
2013-09-09 04:50:30 PM  

JerseyTim: Her attorney told ABC News that George pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.

Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


Slow down there, sport.  I don't seem to see that the wife pulled a gun in this here argument.  Care to explain that?
 
2013-09-09 04:50:42 PM  
OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!
 
2013-09-09 04:50:50 PM  

freak7: Not sure I believe her.


Better find out if she ever smoked pot in high school.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:03 PM  

TrixieDelite: Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?

I think I found his truck:


Heh heh...okay, that was funny.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:07 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Wait, or did he already do that?
 
2013-09-09 04:51:33 PM  
Zimmerman found out his wife and Obama had teamed and we're planning to use the Magic Time Machine to save Trayvon, who she would then of course marry.

If that's not justification I don't know what is.


//I don't bloody well know, I'm new at this.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:35 PM  
But Newsweek hasn't given me an opinion on the last Zimmerman thing yet:(

What evs. Good excuse to pregame the double header.

/also, lolthisthread
 
2013-09-09 04:51:38 PM  

LessO2: Phinn:
Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?

As soon as she can pack on another 150 pounds.



So, like 2 weeks?
 
2013-09-09 04:51:45 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: LessO2: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

Now they're saying the wife and her father don't want to press charges.

My guess:  that's because they realize Zimmerman will tap into defense fund (basically a PayPal account) and drain any money she would get from a divorce.

...or it isn't true at all and they are throwing out wild lies.


a known liar versus a known killer next on Schools Match Wits!
 
2013-09-09 04:52:07 PM  

Jackson Herring: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

i don't know how, at this point in your fark career, you could possibly be surprised by the depth to which fark posters will sink


Endless faith in humanity, and endless capacity for disappointment.
 
2013-09-09 04:52:10 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Aw, birdie, you have a fan.

ahab: I found a facebook cover image for you:


That is...amazing.
 
2013-09-09 04:52:14 PM  
How many more deaths must there be before they find the courage to stop this monster?
 
2013-09-09 04:52:29 PM  

Phinn: the money is in the banana stand: Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?

It all depends on what the politically-motivated second prosecutor wants to overcharge him with.


And obviously--the politically motivated media, who has apparently played fast and loose with the facts YET AGAIN....
 
2013-09-09 04:52:40 PM  
Meant newsroom. Gdamn you autocorrect. Don't make me Zimmerman you
 
2013-09-09 04:53:17 PM  
PTSD is a real biatch.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:18 PM  
That poor motherfarker needs to move to the middle of North Dakota.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:55 PM  

LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.


it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:57 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Uranus Is Huge!: Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.

Aw, birdie, you have a fan.


See, what we need is a diagram that features two concentric circles. The larger of the two would be labeled "in custody" the smaller of the two would be labeled "arrested." All arrests are custodial, but not all people who are taken into custody are arrested.

This isn't particularly high level stuff.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:11 PM  
Obama has just announced that if Zimmerman farts, it will be considered a chemical attack and he will send in teh drones without waiting for Congress.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:14 PM  

Infernalist: How many more deaths must there be before they find the courage to stop this monster?


Don't worry. Trayvon has already been dealt with. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:31 PM  

tricycleracer: Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

Many lulz would be had.


That's pretty much the only reason why anyone cares about this anymore. Waaaay too much butthurt on both sides.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:44 PM  
George Zimmerman is starting to give White Hispanics a bad name.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:53 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.

She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.


ehhh, it's not like he has any money to take.  It would be better to divorce, isn't he still in debt to the lawyers?  I wouldn't want to be apart of that debt if I were her.
 
2013-09-09 04:55:12 PM  

Molavian: That poor motherfarker needs to move to the middle of North Dakota.


Nothing to do up there except shoot things, kill time, and there's not many black children for him to murder.
 
2013-09-09 04:55:16 PM  

Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.


But did she inject seven marijuanas?
 
2013-09-09 04:55:24 PM  

Phinn: ThatDarkFellow: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.

And he keeps slapping them biatches back, because you don't flim flam the Zimm-Zamm!


i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-09 04:55:48 PM  

AirForceVet: I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.


Welcome to my Favorites.
 
2013-09-09 04:55:51 PM  
Who would have thought that railroading someone for two years for politics and ruining their life would cause someone to possibly snap.
 
2013-09-09 04:56:08 PM  

ahab: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ahab: Try harder.

For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

[www.teekeem.com image 500x298]

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?

I found a facebook cover image for you:


*yoink*
 
2013-09-09 04:56:40 PM  

bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.


Looking out all the windows...
 
2013-09-09 04:57:05 PM  

Fubini: tricycleracer: Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

Many lulz would be had.

That's pretty much the only reason why anyone cares about this anymore. Waaaay too much butthurt on both sides.



There's a lot more butthurt on the side that went all-in on the "racist murder of a poor, innocent black child" theme, and lost.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:13 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.

But did she inject seven marijuanas?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-09 04:57:28 PM  

Elegy: OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!


Well, in the latter case, it could have something to do with the fact that his wife says he was threatening her with a gun.

As far as making up lies, I suppose it's the same impulse that led people to make up lies and post fake pics of Trayvon.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:32 PM  

LeroyBourne: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.

She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.

ehhh, it's not like he has any money to take.  It would be better to divorce, isn't he still in debt to the lawyers?  I wouldn't want to be apart of that debt if I were her.


Probably, but I mean...speaking from a woman's perspective...if I knew my husband was somewhat villainous, it might be worth it to me to remain legally married to him if he was locked up because I wouldn't have to actually do anything wifely, but he couldn't actually harm me because he's in prison. I get all the benefits of being single and I don't arouse his ire.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:40 PM  
When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:53 PM  

Johnny_Whistle: bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.

Looking out all the windows...


It was dark, it's entirely possible that she resembled a young black child.
 
2013-09-09 04:58:11 PM  
The only thing that can stop a bad wife with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:58:26 PM  

LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.



A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.
 
2013-09-09 04:59:10 PM  

Infernalist: Johnny_Whistle: bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.

Looking out all the windows...

It was dark, it's entirely possible that she resembled a young black child.


I hope she was wearing a hoody.  That would be hilarious
 
2013-09-09 04:59:25 PM  
What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.
 
2013-09-09 04:59:41 PM  

Phinn: There's a lot more butthurt on the side that went all-in on the "racist murder of a poor, innocent black child" theme, and lost.


I'm not so sure about that.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:05 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


Pop culture reference?
 
2013-09-09 05:00:12 PM  

KhamanV: I find furries less worrisome than your kink. They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.


I can do furries too. very very very limited.

img198.imageshack.us


Really, I just like women
 
2013-09-09 05:00:16 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.


Libel
 
2013-09-09 05:00:17 PM  

FloydA: LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.


A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.


Non-sexual love of a man doesn't make you gay. Most of the people in this thread love him in the same way they love their dads, or President Bush. Not in the way they love their wives, or their guns.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:29 PM  
Calling bull shiat on this one. She's playing that "woman in danger" card because of his past where he legally used a gun to defend himself, she should do us all a favor and OD on sleeping pills.

Women from Florida are not worth the time it takes to say NO THANKS.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:45 PM  
So now Zimmer is going to simmer?
 
2013-09-09 05:00:49 PM  
FTFA:  "George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam"


Best typo ever.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:58 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Well I am shocked, SHOCKED that the "unbiased" establishment media would try spinning a story at first till called on it.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:00 PM  
This is what you all defended. Smh.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:13 PM  

BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"


"Please resume your consumption of Skittles and Arizona Iced tea."
 
2013-09-09 05:01:25 PM  
The in-laws have a nice home. That pool looks huge. And it has a cover of some sort.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:30 PM  
Zim Zimmer.  Who got the keys to my Bimmer?
 
2013-09-09 05:01:32 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.

You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.


Oh great...I just flashed on Zuckerberg stroking his goatee, then tenting his fingers and saying "eeeeexcellent...."
 
2013-09-09 05:01:42 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.


Fortunately much more severe than actually shooting an unarmed kid to death.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:48 PM  
Well then it's settled. This means George Zimmerman was guilty of murder all along and Zombie Trayvon Martin is automatically president.
 
cot
2013-09-09 05:01:55 PM  

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate


You don't normally hear that expression being used quite so literally
 
2013-09-09 05:02:13 PM  
I hear that Obama will be speaking tomorrow seeking approval to launch strikes against George Zimmerman.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:27 PM  
George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam, according to police, as authorities look for search warrant to gain access to it.

I don't have time to read past the first 50 trollers to see if we can get to the heart of the journalism
 
2013-09-09 05:02:31 PM  

tricycleracer: Zim Zimmer.  Who got the keys to my Bimmer?


Vrrrrrroooooooom
 
2013-09-09 05:02:33 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.


Oh hey, you're back. I was worried you'd syh off when Zimmerman was found not guilty.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:36 PM  

Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel


Unless he put it in the neighborhood newsletter, no.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:36 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: She got thrown under the bus with her perjury, she wants out, calls cops that he threatened her with a gun.

It's Jon & Kate with firearms.


I'd watch the hell out of that show.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:41 PM  

Phinn: LasersHurt: I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

And drink-a the tequila!   Si!

/Now that I think about it, I could really go for a chimiganga right about now.  Serious, you guys.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-09 05:02:45 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: J. Frank Parnell: FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.

Yeh. In other news, Shellie Zimmerman's not exactly a news junkie. Also, she's deaf. And blind. And none too smart, apparently.


Would you say she's a pinball wizard?
 
2013-09-09 05:02:55 PM  

Kit Fister: megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.

I'll sponsor you.



I'll make your internal organs hurt!

Wait, am I doing it right?
 
2013-09-09 05:03:00 PM  
i1089.photobucket.comMr. Zimmerman tries to find a new job.
 
2013-09-09 05:03:35 PM  
twiztedjustin:Women from Florida are not worth the time it takes to say NO THANKS.

The women of Florida just gave a collective sigh of relief.
 
2013-09-09 05:04:35 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


It always scares me when Nancy's vagina gets all nice and moist:

i78.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 05:04:41 PM  

freak7: I hear that Obama will be speaking tomorrow seeking approval to launch strikes against George Zimmerman.


If he'd married a white woman his father-in-law would have looked like ...
 
2013-09-09 05:05:04 PM  

WTF Indeed: I can't deal with hearing another single thing about George Zimmerman, so here are all Kate Upton tagged gifs on Tumblr. NSFW


You are a saint kind sir
 
2013-09-09 05:05:15 PM  

hp6sa: FTFA:  "George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam"


Best typo ever.


GZ is a scientologist?
 
2013-09-09 05:05:41 PM  
A women who identifies herself as hispanic was involved a domestic dispu...

"Oooh, Duck Dynasty is on" *changes channel*
 
2013-09-09 05:05:43 PM  
I hope people spit on him and tell him exactly what he is, call him a murderer, every time he leaves his home.

I hope his life is forever worse than prison.

Suicide should be his only escape.
 
2013-09-09 05:05:44 PM  
According to the ZAC'ers she's just another player in the vast conspiracy to smear St. Zimmerman's good name. Lies! All lies I tell ya.
 
2013-09-09 05:05:46 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.


Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.
 
2013-09-09 05:06:03 PM  
George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam

Thank god he is clam.
 
2013-09-09 05:06:19 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?

Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.


Really?

So...TFers aren't either one until us liters show?

/I keed
 
2013-09-09 05:06:56 PM  

Cletus C.: Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel

Unless he put it in the neighborhood newsletter, no.


Close enough
 
2013-09-09 05:07:52 PM  

birdmanesq: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Fortunately much more severe than actually shooting an unarmed kid to death.


Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold would love you, you know that?
 
2013-09-09 05:08:39 PM  

birdmanesq: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Fortunately much more severe than actually shooting an unarmed kid to death.


notsureifserious.jpg

There needs to be MORE perjury charges in most jurisdictions...they're way too lenient on that kind of crap in way too many divorce situations.
 
2013-09-09 05:09:27 PM  

hp6sa: FTFA:  "George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam"


Best typo ever.


"Oyster?  I don't even know her..."
 
2013-09-09 05:09:36 PM  

factoryconnection: Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.


I'm not saying anything about how common it is, but I've heard it's fairly standard for some lawyers to have the woman apply for a protective order against their husband alleging threat as a tactic to improve their position by making him look like a scumbag, distract him with all the rules/restrictions a restraining order places(such as having to rush to dispose of any guns they have), etc...

Weaver95: Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.


Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered.  It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:10:04 PM  
he seems nice
 
2013-09-09 05:11:11 PM  

Firethorn: factoryconnection: Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.

I'm not saying anything about how common it is, but I've heard it's fairly standard for some lawyers to have the woman apply for a protective order against their husband alleging threat as a tactic to improve their position by making him look like a scumbag, distract him with all the rules/restrictions a restraining order places(such as having to rush to dispose of any guns they have), etc...

Weaver95: Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.

Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered.  It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.


Considering that he got his ass beat by a child, I can believe that his wife punks him out on a regular basis.
 
2013-09-09 05:11:12 PM  

you are a puppet: FloydA: LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.


A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.

Non-sexual love of a man doesn't make you gay. Most of the people in this thread love him in the same way they love their dads, or President Bush. Not in the way they love their wives, or their guns.


Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain.  Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.
 
2013-09-09 05:11:52 PM  

Firethorn: Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered. It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.


If she's getting battered it's probably from some other guy, at this point.
 
2013-09-09 05:12:08 PM  
This might be news to some of you, but biatches be crazy.
 
2013-09-09 05:12:14 PM  

WTF Indeed: I can't deal with hearing another single thing about George Zimmerman, so here are all Kate Upton tagged gifs on Tumblr. NSFW


Good god...those are not in any kind of order.  I had to examine them all closely and repeatedly.

You know...for science.
 
2013-09-09 05:12:26 PM  

JerseyTim: Her 9-11 call.

She says he tried to shut the garage door on her. He's gone full Scream.


She sounds like my ex who kept trying to rope me into staying with her by thinking crazy actions would tie me to her, conniving and manipulative because a woman could never ever be a big meanie.

"George may try to shoot us" Yeah thats a drama queen if I have ever heard one.

I am betting he went over to get shiat from her, she yelled at him and said he wasnt taking shiat, the dad intervened and got shoved, she dropped her ipad, then is hamming it up for the call, love her fake crying that she turned on and off at will. Shes faking it all but everyone will be on her side.
 
2013-09-09 05:12:27 PM  
Wow, he might even be guilty this time.
 
2013-09-09 05:12:35 PM  

vygramul: gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.

I'm not sure I should say anything else.


Nancy Grace regularly overdoses on exlax?
 
2013-09-09 05:12:38 PM  
Is this a food/AW thread yet?
 
2013-09-09 05:13:10 PM  

LeroyBourne: Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain.  Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.


One of the better Michael Bay movies, too.  It seems too long unless you know the entire background, then you're amazed he managed to fit it all into one movie.

And Tony Shaloub is farking hilarious in it.
 
2013-09-09 05:13:23 PM  
If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.
 
2013-09-09 05:13:55 PM  

Headso: DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.

Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.


Listen to the 911 call, it shows the drama queen the wife really is, never thought zimmerman was a stand up guy and was a little spooky but his wife is 100 times worse, just out for her own attention and using him to get it.
 
2013-09-09 05:14:06 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.


Much worse than killing a guy.
 
2013-09-09 05:14:17 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.

She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.

ehhh, it's not like he has any money to take.  It would be better to divorce, isn't he still in debt to the lawyers?  I wouldn't want to be apart of that debt if I were her.

Probably, but I mean...speaking from a woman's perspective...if I knew my husband was somewhat villainous, it might be worth it to me to remain legally married to him if he was locked up because I wouldn't have to actually do anything wifely, but he couldn't actually harm me because he's in prison. I get all the benefits of being single and I don't arouse his ire.


I can understand that.  But INAL, but who inherits the debt if he were convicted?  I would guess she would, so divorce is the only option.  Thank goodness she didn't have any kids with this guy, think about what their future would have been like.
 
2013-09-09 05:14:24 PM  

quiotu: Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold would love you, you know that?


Honestly? Probably not. I'm way too mainstream and in with the popular kids.

And we have pretty radically different views on conflict resolution and gun control.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:14:48 PM  
Has Sean Hannity set up a defense fund yet?
 
2013-09-09 05:15:11 PM  

Firethorn: Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered. It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.



That, and the fact that after the Violence Against Women Act, police departments adopted the policy that whenever any woman makes any accusation of violence (justified or not) against any man in a domestic situation, with or without evidence, regardless of the responding officer's assessment of what happened, the police will forcibly remove the man from the premises or arrest him.

In contrast, men don't have the legal power to merely point a finger at a woman and have her hauled off against her will.

That's the patriarchy I keep hearing about, I guess.
 
2013-09-09 05:15:26 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


DAYUMMM!  That is one OLD farking AR-15!
 
2013-09-09 05:15:45 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.

But did she inject seven marijuanas?


Is she an atheist? If so probably. LOL
 
2013-09-09 05:16:11 PM  
Don't believe a dam thing the wife says when there is a divorce in the works... My ex accused me of abuse, yet I never laid a finger on her in anger, a there was never a call to the police.

Now if there is a witness.. its a different story, but I never saw one when I scanned the article.
 
2013-09-09 05:16:49 PM  

WTF Indeed: Is this a food/AW thread yet?


Well, I have a cold and could use some chicken soup.
 
2013-09-09 05:16:56 PM  
Were there any witnesses? Why should I believe the word of someone who plead guilty to perjury and who could benefit financially during the divorce proceedings.
 
2013-09-09 05:17:18 PM  
This thread has taught me that a woman in the middle of a divorce is as credible as a dead black kid.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:17:28 PM  

steamingpile: never thought zimmerman was a stand up guy and was a little spooky but his wife is 100 times worse


She killed 100 black children?
Hello new FoxNews contributor!
 
2013-09-09 05:17:33 PM  
The "he tried to close the garage door" thing reminds me of Rob Lowe in that hilariously bad Drew Peterson movie.
 
2013-09-09 05:17:55 PM  
If I had to look at this from reality instead of emotionally, I imagine he went to confront his wife who filed for divorce recently from him and a yelling argument happened and her father stepped in and it escalated to fists being thrown...
 
2013-09-09 05:17:55 PM  

Bf+: Has Sean Hannity set up a defense fund yet?


I'm still waiting for Hannity to prove that waterboarding is not torture.  You know...... for the troops.
 
2013-09-09 05:18:15 PM  

star_topology: My confirmation bias would be showing in any posts I would make on the matter, so I'll leave this here, even though no arrests have been made. The following is emboldened for emphasis.if there's a moral of this zimmerman arrest: be careful who you cape up for. they might make a fool of you.@bomani_jones


Which is why it's important to examine each case on the evidence.   I didn't think there was evidence to convict Z of murdering M, but that doesn't affect my opinion HERE.

Here, we'll have to wait and see what develops.  Since it sounds like a divorce situation, key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.
 
2013-09-09 05:19:31 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.


Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

Wait, what am I doing?

ZOOOOOMMMMGGGG HE WAS WAVING AROUND THE GUN AND THREATENING TO RAPE HIS WIFE AT THE TOP
OF HIS VOICE.

/that's better
 
2013-09-09 05:19:38 PM  
Well even if he can't avoid a felony this time, the NRA still has his back.

I love saying I told you so.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:08 PM  
George Zimmerman's wife not planning to press charges in domestic dispute. Guess the threats weren't that serious but hey it got them in the news again! Between saving people from car accidents and getting pulled over for speeding this is the longest 15 minutes of fame ever.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:15 PM  
What could happen:  Right wingers rally around the alleged victims and claim it proves they really are "fair and balanced" as well as friendly to women, which could even lend some credibility to their initial support of Zimmerman.

What WILL happen:  Double-down on the derp.  Blame the media.  Argue semantics.  Attack the motives and character of the alleged victims.  Make Zimmerman the victim.  Claim a pattern of harassment when it suits and claim no relation from one incident to the next when that suits.  And if all else fails, fall back on "no true responsible gun owner" defense.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:35 PM  

Elegy: blandishment


Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?
 
2013-09-09 05:20:44 PM  

steamingpile: Headso: DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.

Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.

Listen to the 911 call, it shows the drama queen the wife really is, never thought zimmerman was a stand up guy and was a little spooky but his wife is 100 times worse, just out for her own attention and using him to get it.


You should argue with the people who think he did it but it was society and the media's fault for pushing him over the edge, that would be entertaining.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:50 PM  
Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more
 
2013-09-09 05:20:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.


WHere is this mentioned?
 
2013-09-09 05:21:01 PM  
Ah divorce threads, it's a how-to guide to remaining in a healthy and loving relationship
 
2013-09-09 05:21:35 PM  

Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.


That was the set up to his last murder.
 
2013-09-09 05:21:43 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Well even if he can't avoid a felony this time, the NRA still has his back.

I love saying I told you so.


You'd think people would have learned their lesson about convicting the guy before a trial last time. Doesn't even look like charges are going to be filed.
 
2013-09-09 05:21:49 PM  
I say give him a stern warning, let him keep his gun, and send him to go live with Casey Anthony.
 
2013-09-09 05:21:50 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more


Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:07 PM  

Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

Wait, what am I doing?

ZOOOOOMMMMGGGG HE WAS WAVING AROUND THE GUN AND THREATENING TO RAPE HIS WIFE AT THE TOP
OF HIS VOICE.

/that's better


If he hadn't killed that kid and gained all that attention he's be the epitome of blandishment. Doesn't seem to have a wit about him, frankly.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:11 PM  

Lsherm: LeroyBourne: Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain.  Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.

One of the better Michael Bay movies, too.  It seems too long unless you know the entire background, then you're amazed he managed to fit it all into one movie.

And Tony Shaloub is farking hilarious in it.


Yeah, it wasn't until the end of the film that I noticed he directed it.  I had to pinch myself.  Did I just enjoy a MB movie that I wouldn't mind seeing again?
 
2013-09-09 05:22:14 PM  

dwrash: Don't believe a dam thing the wife says when there is a divorce in the works... My ex accused me of abuse, yet I never laid a finger on her in anger, a there was never a call to the police.

Now if there is a witness.. its a different story, but I never saw one when I scanned the article.


Hell you're damned lucky she didn't falsely accuse you of rape.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:22:23 PM  

Carth: Were there any witnesses?

PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.


FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

ww2.valdosta.edu
 
2013-09-09 05:22:28 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.


That's not really true...
 
2013-09-09 05:22:31 PM  
FTA: Police say George Zimmerman is now accusing Shellie Zimmerman of being the aggressor wearing the hoodie and having the Skittles and iced tea in the conflict and the investigation is ongoing.

Fixed that for them.

I wonder how long until Zimmerman's dickish attitude writes a check he can't cash, or does he only accost those who are obviously unarmed and unprepared to deal with his abusive behavior. I bet that within a year, someone 'stands his ground' against Zimmerman. The insane way the Florida law works, it's pretty much okay to shoot him on sight.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:44 PM  

R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?



In his head, by the voices that help him point out all the secret racists he encounters on a daily basis.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:50 PM  

R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.


Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap
 
2013-09-09 05:22:56 PM  

R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?


They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: KhamanV: I find furries less worrisome than your kink. They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.

I can do furries too. very very very limited.

[img198.imageshack.us image 631x960]


Really, I just like women


Fair 'nuff.  I just hang out in the Vin Diesel threads and hope.  Everyone's got something that makes 'em happy.
 
2013-09-09 05:23:05 PM  

NorCalLos: I say give him a stern warning, let him keep his gun, and send him to go live with Casey Anthony. Lorena Bobbitt.


Fixded it
 
2013-09-09 05:23:24 PM  

Elegy: Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.


his wife should have made up some better lies about what he was doing, amirite?
 
2013-09-09 05:23:33 PM  

Lsherm: LeroyBourne: Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain.  Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.

One of the better Michael Bay movies, too.  It seems too long unless you know the entire background, then you're amazed he managed to fit it all into one movie.

And Tony Shaloub is farking hilarious in it.


The best part of that movie was when the Rock was barbecuing the limbs, then the movie freeze frames and says "This is STILL a true story."
 
2013-09-09 05:23:41 PM  

birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.


I get the sarcasm.  I also found it amazing how many of my right wing friends who have said on many an occasion that they "don't take shiat off of anyone" would have fled from the guy following them, went home, and minded their own business if they were Trayvon Martin in that situation.

Hopefully like with OJ Simpson, Karma will get George Zimmerman.  Bad people have a habit of doing stuff which gives Karma the opening.
 
2013-09-09 05:23:57 PM  

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


Which is why neither of them are pressing charges? I should have said "independent witnesses" though so your technically right...

/best kind of right.
 
2013-09-09 05:23:57 PM  

birdmanesq: Elegy: blandishment

Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?


Waving your gun to persuade

/farking autocorrect
 
2013-09-09 05:24:14 PM  

Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap


You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.
 
2013-09-09 05:24:39 PM  
His wife must have approached him wearing a hoodie and carrying a bag of Skittles, so she totally had it coming.
 
2013-09-09 05:25:33 PM  

birdmanesq: Elegy: blandishment

Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?


This comment was so funny, I'm sponsoring you for TotalFark.
 
2013-09-09 05:25:44 PM  

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


It says a lot that (if those things DID occur) the police didn't want to make an arrest, and she doesn't want to press charges. It would seem that the police would have definitely arrested Zimmerman in if there's evidence he punched an old man, smashed her property, and then threatened her with a handgun.
 
2013-09-09 05:25:57 PM  
Is this the woman that is a convicted liar?
 
2013-09-09 05:26:13 PM  

Phinn: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

In his head, by the voices that help him point out all the secret racists he encounters on a daily basis.


Still crying? You're a champ.
 
2013-09-09 05:26:47 PM  

steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.


I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.
 
2013-09-09 05:27:37 PM  
everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:28:22 PM  

Carth: Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]

Which is why neither of them are pressing charges? I should have said "independent witnesses" though so your technically right...

/best kind of right.



Yeah-- I realized as soon as I posted... Wait.  Witnesses, like, in court?...  hmm
 
2013-09-09 05:28:32 PM  

naughtyrev: steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.

I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.


ZIMMERGATE
 
2013-09-09 05:29:09 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Really? you'd be surprised if break-ins stopped after news cameras and reporters started hanging out in a neighborhood 24 hours a day?
 
2013-09-09 05:29:48 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

That was the set up to his last murder.


You know what's really amazing? You can sit in car all day with a gun, and it's perfectly legal!

You can stroke, fondle it, lovingly work its action. You can even polish it with vigorous mastubatory gestures, sitting right there in your car, and it's perfectly legal!

Isn't America great?
 
2013-09-09 05:29:56 PM  

Carth: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Really? you'd be surprised if break-ins stopped after news cameras and reporters started hanging out in a neighborhood 24 hours a day?


It would certainly help confirm his own biases.
 
2013-09-09 05:30:33 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Because black people, am I right?
 
2013-09-09 05:31:03 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Yeah. George was probably breaking into houses and using his community watch thing as a cover, then saw Trayvon Martin as the perfect scapegoat since dead men tell no tales.  Or in this case dead tennagers.
 
2013-09-09 05:31:06 PM  
Oh no,. not 24/7 of this shiat again.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:31:09 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: naughtyrev: steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.

I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.

ZIMMERGATE


Benghazimmermen?
 
2013-09-09 05:31:59 PM  

birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?



Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?
 
2013-09-09 05:33:09 PM  
I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.
 
2013-09-09 05:33:24 PM  
I understand it was just a disagreement over a ham bone, Tensions ran a bit high, but move along, nothing to see here, folks.
 
2013-09-09 05:33:32 PM  

Thunderpipes: She is divorcing him, and can easily get more money if she makes crap up. Public will largely believe it. Zimmerman stands to make many millions in lawsuits. She wants money, period.


Get more money? Florida is a no fault state, so when they get divorced everything gets split 50/50 no matter what. And since he isn't working, I doubt she will get any alimony, so your theory of her making stuff up falls apart.
 
2013-09-09 05:34:10 PM  

Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?


You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?
 
2013-09-09 05:34:16 PM  
Not this shait again.
 
2013-09-09 05:34:29 PM  
Bitter divorcee making up shiat to get her X husband to be in trouble.
 
2013-09-09 05:34:43 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


all those break -ins that occurred while Trayvon wasn't even in town?
 
2013-09-09 05:35:30 PM  

Elegy: HotWingConspiracy: Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

That was the set up to his last murder.

You know what's really amazing? You can sit in car all day with a gun, and it's perfectly legal!

You can stroke, fondle it, lovingly work its action. You can even polish it with vigorous mastubatory gestures, sitting right there in your car, and it's perfectly legal!

Isn't America great?


That doesn't change what I said, but have fun with your gratification device.
 
2013-09-09 05:35:31 PM  
Whoever had "ecological" gets a prize.
 
2013-09-09 05:36:04 PM  

Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.


The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.
 
2013-09-09 05:36:08 PM  
Newsflash!  No crime and no arrest.  Less at 10.
/journalgasm
 
2013-09-09 05:37:04 PM  

Duke_leto_Atredes: wife divorce shnenanigans

she is a confessed purjurer, her word carrys no weight with the court.

lock his in-laws up for false police reports and violate her probation.


And there it is. No need to wait for facts or details. There's simply no way this could possibly be true.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:21 PM  

ahab: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.

That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.

My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.

Try harder.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


That's not a disguised weapon.

This is a disguised weapon.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:25 PM  

Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.


You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:39 PM  

birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?


What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:54 PM  
Y'all need a hobby.
 
2013-09-09 05:38:57 PM  

doglover: Y'all need a hobby.


I have one. It's Zimmerman threads!
 
2013-09-09 05:38:59 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.


Can you point me towards such a lobby?
 
2013-09-09 05:39:07 PM  

Phinn: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.


Elegy: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.


You guys have this shiat down to a science, eh?
 
2013-09-09 05:39:50 PM  

R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap

You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.


If someone lays out a table with steak, lobster, baked potatoes, dog s**t, apple pie and chocolate cake, do you feel obligated to take a little bit of everything?
 
2013-09-09 05:39:58 PM  

R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.

Can you point me towards such a lobby?


http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/18/us/facing-protective-orders-and-al lo wed-to-keep-guns.html
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:39:58 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: There's simply no way this could possibly be true.


I know, right?  This doesn't sound like Zimmermen at all.
Now if she had been shot dead... I mean, stand-your-grounded.
 
2013-09-09 05:41:12 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Phinn: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.

Elegy: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.

You guys have this shiat down to a science, eh?


Don't be glib. You don't know the history of George Zimmerman. They do.

thebosh.com
 
2013-09-09 05:41:25 PM  

hinten: Is this the woman that is a convicted liar?


Yep. She was recently convicted of perjury for lying about their finances during her husband's bail hearing. She was sentenced to 100 hours of community service and one year of probation.
 
2013-09-09 05:41:30 PM  
You guys, stop making stuff up about Zimmerman! It's totes not fair. Making stuff up about his wife's motives is cool, though.
 
2013-09-09 05:42:42 PM  
Apparently his plan didn't work out. He was threatening them in the hopes that one of them would try to protect themselves from him so he could shoot them (in self defense) and not get convicted for it... just like last time.
 
2013-09-09 05:42:55 PM  
HOORAY!  Let's have a gun debate! Let's explore the conspiracies!

Oh George...you're my all-time favorite perennial victim!
 
2013-09-09 05:43:28 PM  

Bf+: 100 Watt Walrus: There's simply no way this could possibly be true.

I know, right?  This doesn't sound like Zimmermen at all.
Now if she had been shot dead... I mean, stand-your-grounded.


He does have a point. What are the odds that he *did* punch her father, smash and gouge her iPad with a knife, and then threaten them with a handgun, and they both stood there and gave the police that statement and the police showed up and were like:
th01.deviantart.net

It doesn't really add up.
 
2013-09-09 05:43:50 PM  

FloydA: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap

You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.

If someone lays out a table with steak, lobster, baked potatoes, dog s**t, apple pie and chocolate cake, do you feel obligated to take a little bit of everything?


This is Fark, so you get  dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t,  BOOBIES,  dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t,  and  dog s**t.
 
2013-09-09 05:44:03 PM  
Isn't she the woman who watched Lord of the Rings and "Didn't really care for it"?
 
2013-09-09 05:44:04 PM  

Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel


Did any other miserable pedantic fark lawyer point out the fact that libel is defamation by written or printed words yet? I'd like to be that miserable pedantic fark lawyer.
 
2013-09-09 05:44:55 PM  

FloydA: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap

You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.

If someone lays out a table with steak, lobster, baked potatoes, dog s**t, apple pie and chocolate cake, do you feel obligated to take a little bit of everything?


Hell yea. Ya never know, maybe they have an awesome dog shiat recipe!
 
2013-09-09 05:45:18 PM  

Elegy: doglover: Y'all need a hobby.

I have one. It's Zimmerman threads!


Y'all need a better hobby.
 
2013-09-09 05:45:46 PM  

Bf+: ThatDarkFellow: naughtyrev: steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.

I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.

ZIMMERGATE

Benghazimmermen?


Of course, this whole Zimmerman affair is just a clever ruse by the MSM to distract us from BENGHAZI!

Wake up, Sheeple!

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 05:46:10 PM  
Isn't this the woman who posted all those Breaking Bad spoilers on the Entertainment tab?
 
2013-09-09 05:46:22 PM  
George Zimmerman is as worthless as a broken dildo and just as useful.  The only reason this shiatstain is a national name is because Florida is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.  Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.
 
2013-09-09 05:46:22 PM  

Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.


That's a news tag, not a newsflash
 
2013-09-09 05:46:36 PM  
I expect it's just a matter of time before he kills someone else.  But in this case, evidence looks weak, and this would not be the first estranged wife to make up a story in the middle of divorce proceedings, and considering she lied under oath, her word isn't enough to be convincing.
 
2013-09-09 05:46:58 PM  

LasersHurt: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.

Can you point me towards such a lobby?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/18/us/facing-protective-orders-and-al lo wed-to-keep-guns.html


Those are due process rights. Felons cannot have guns. Just because the NY Times says that this is a gun rights issue doesn't make it so. The word "blender" can be substituted for "Gun" and the law is still the same.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:47:05 PM  

LasersHurt: Isn't she the woman who watched Lord of the Rings and "Didn't really care for it"?


I heard she was personally responsible for the cancellation of Firefly.
 
2013-09-09 05:47:27 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-09 05:48:43 PM  
At least he was picking on someone his own size.
 
2013-09-09 05:49:28 PM  

you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.


Zimmerman's known for standing up for that community as a whole, including helping quite a few African Americans.  If you know the person actually doing all the crimes is witnessed as black and relatively young, that's not racial profiling... that's just profiling.  If you assume they're black, now you're racial profiling... need to get the terms right.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:49:42 PM  

Into the blue again: At least he was picking on someone his own size.


llddr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-09 05:51:37 PM  

Weaver95: I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?


CSB time...

I went to the same high school that my dad went to when he was in high school. We also had the
same english teacher, Mrs. H. During my dad's tenure at RMHS, a bunch of students locked her
in her supplies closet and chucked pennies at the door for an entire period. She kind of...well...
fractured... a bit after that.

Flash forward the 20 or so some odd years to when I am in her class. Some kid found out about
that incident and would roll pennies across the floor during class to see her spaz out. It was so
sad. She was a sweet lady, too. Kid got detention and then some for tormenting her, as I recall.

Same teacher, some assh0le jocks superglued a half dissected frog to the inside drawer of her
desk. One half of the frog had been reduced to the skeleton and the other half was flayed open.
 
2013-09-09 05:51:45 PM  
Zim better watch his step.  Next time he goes over there to get his socks or something, he just might get his head farking blown off all legal and everything.  His soon-to-be-ex wife and father-in-law have laid the foundation for a stand your ground shooting of their own.  All they need to say is something like,"Well, George came over and started yelling and shiat.  He always carries a gun and he started reaching back  where he keeps it.  I was scarred to death and grabbed the shotgun.  Next thing I know, George's head was dripping down the kitchen wall."
 
2013-09-09 05:51:49 PM  

Bf+: Into the blue again: At least he was picking on someone his own size.

[llddr.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


I could barely type that..... The thought alone made me laugh and cringe.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:22 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.


Luckily for Zimmerman, his trial (and the rest of the trials in the country) aren't conducted in Coco LaFemme's Court of Public Opinion.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:41 PM  

you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.



This ... is why you fail.

What I've been arguing all this time is that Zimmerman had the RIGHT to follow Martin, whether he actually did so because Martin was black, or whether Zimmerman happened to have a level of racial neutrality that you personally find to be politically acceptable.  I have no way of knowing why Zimmerman actually followed Martin, other than to say that he thought he was suspicious.  His contemporaneous statements at the time, on the recorded call to the police, stand as the only un-rebutted evidence on his motive.

And, considering that Zimmerman went into business with a black friend, is himself one-eighth black, and organized a protest for the police's lack of response to the beating of a black man, I'd say that the evidence of racial animus is pretty much non-existent.

Whether Zimmerman was following Martin out of race-tainted suspicion, or just by virtue of Martin being a single teenaged male walking aimlessly at night with no other apparent purpose, the fact remains that Zimmerman was suspicious, and that he had the RIGHT to observe and report people he subjectively found to be suspicious.  Police actively encourage that.  It's legal.

If, however, Zimmerman was, in fact, suspicious of Martin "because he was black," then that, too, would have been entirely rational, because (not knowing anything else about Martin at the time, such as his history of possessing jewelry that had been stolen from a residence near his high school), young black males commit a highly disproportionate number of residential burglaries.  And that his particular neighborhood had actually been recently burglarized by actual young black males.

That's reality.  Accepting reality is rational, and rationality does not care about your fee-fees, or how much it may offend your politics.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:58 PM  

doglover: Y'all need a hobby.


Thank you, Hobby Master
 
2013-09-09 05:53:24 PM  

Elegy: OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!


Except neither of those things happened
 
2013-09-09 05:53:34 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


If I knew there was a guy who may or may not follow, then shoot me when walking around a neighborhood, I'd probably stop walking it whether I was planning on burgling it or not. I'd invest in a treadmill.
 
2013-09-09 05:54:33 PM  

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


Yes, reading IS fundamental.   You'll note that's ALL Shellie's testimony.  Let's wait to actually get, at a minimum, a direct quote from the alleged worker who allegedly saw something, hmm?
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:54:45 PM  

Into the blue again: Bf+: Into the blue again: At least he was picking on someone his own size.

[llddr.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I could barely type that..... The thought alone made me laugh and cringe.


It was terrible.  Absolutely terrible.
And I wouldn't be surprised if Colbert steals it.
 
2013-09-09 05:55:44 PM  

Coco LaFemme: George Zimmerman is as worthless as a broken dildo and just as useful.  The only reason this shiatstain is a national name is because Florida is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.  Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.

dead

That's better.
 
2013-09-09 05:55:57 PM  
CHUG!

George Zimmerman won't be charged after alleged domestic incident
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/09/us/george-zimmerman-detained/in dex.html
 
2013-09-09 05:57:58 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


Given that a) it was a domestic dispute and b) he basically claimed this...yep.

/Dear lord, don't let the man end up involved in a domestic violence case, I do not want to know how many people will make this guy their poster boy...
 
2013-09-09 05:58:46 PM  

IlGreven: CHUG!

George Zimmerman won't be charged after alleged domestic incident
http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/09/us/george-zimmerman-detained/in dex.html


Just add it to the list and wait a few more months.
 
2013-09-09 05:59:45 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Phinn: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.

Elegy: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.

You guys have this shiat down to a science, eh?


Well, when you guys have spouted the same false bullshiat for over a year, it gets easy to make with the stock responses.

Find new material, please.
 
2013-09-09 06:01:48 PM  
"George Zimmerman bites 5 puppies' heads off"

Average Farker: "Ha, you didn't even read the article. He bit off the heads of 4 of the puppies, then cut off the 5th head with a knife and didn't completely eat all the heads. And he's not even being charged. Typical libs, like why do we even care about this."
 
2013-09-09 06:02:44 PM  

Treygreen13: Coco LaFemme: Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.

Luckily for Zimmerman, his trial (and the rest of the trials in the country) aren't conducted in Coco LaFemme's Court of Public Opinion.


You're right, that is a good thing.  I never said otherwise.  I'm allowed to not like how the verdict of a trial came out.  I'm allowed to think that a mistake had been made.  Just like people who think different are allowed to say the right decision was made.  That's how this weird "free speech" thing works.
 
2013-09-09 06:02:53 PM  
One day Zimmerman's going to cross the wrong person...get shot...said wrong person will get convicted for manslaughter...and finally Zimmerman will be avenged.
 
2013-09-09 06:03:37 PM  

Carth: George Zimmerman's wife not planning to press charges in domestic dispute. Guess the threats weren't that serious but hey it got them in the news again! Between saving people from car accidents and getting pulled over for speeding this is the longest 15 minutes of fame ever.


He already has a domestic violence record, as well as being accused on the record of child molestation. If she hasn't pressed charges before now against the sleazeball she probably wouldn't this time either.
 
2013-09-09 06:07:16 PM  
Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?
 
2013-09-09 06:07:20 PM  

birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?


Asking rhetorical questions?
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 06:07:48 PM  

PunGent: Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]

Yes, reading IS fundamental.   You'll note that's ALL Shellie's testimony.  Let's wait to actually get, at a minimum, a direct quote from the alleged worker who allegedly saw something, hmm?


Yes, yes.  Or from the father.. or from the bodyguard...
 
2013-09-09 06:08:51 PM  

Phinn: This ... is why you fail.


s24.postimg.org
 
2013-09-09 06:08:56 PM  
MSNBC says that George getting a speeding ticket trumps his wife being an admitted perjurer. We should believe everything his wife says.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 06:08:59 PM  

freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?


You did, I'm guessing?
More of a FoxNews fan, eh?
 
2013-09-09 06:11:09 PM  

Bf+: PunGent: Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]

Yes, reading IS fundamental.   You'll note that's ALL Shellie's testimony.  Let's wait to actually get, at a minimum, a direct quote from the alleged worker who allegedly saw something, hmm?

Yes, yes.  Or from the father.. or from the bodyguard...


There's no charges, no arrests, and it's already been stated that the gun wasn't even used or pointed at anyone.  What sort of magic bullet are you waiting for to get something juicy out of this, if I may ask?
 
2013-09-09 06:13:31 PM  

freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?


ill just color you grey 1 for now. Only the really blatant racist get grey 5.
 
2013-09-09 06:15:02 PM  
According to actual fact, women initiate domestic violence more than 70% of the time.

His story is plausible, and according to the data, far more likely.


http://www.bust.com/women-more-often-the-aggressors-in-domestic-viole n ce.html
 
2013-09-09 06:15:04 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


I'm guessing the narrative will be, "Well, he flipped his shiat this time, so that means he was def. a racist murderer last time!"
 
2013-09-09 06:15:11 PM  

Somacandra: Carth: George Zimmerman's wife not planning to press charges in domestic dispute. Guess the threats weren't that serious but hey it got them in the news again! Between saving people from car accidents and getting pulled over for speeding this is the longest 15 minutes of fame ever.

He already has a domestic violence record, as well as being accused on the record of child molestation. If she hasn't pressed charges before now against the sleazeball she probably wouldn't this time either.


A mutual restraining order between him and his girlfriend at the time, that the cours called "routine."

And an accusation of child molestation by an anonymous accuser that has never come forward. The same anonymous accuser, in fact, that claimed "if you look into Zimmerman's personal life you'll see evidence of his racism everywhere," which is amazing, given that the FBI interviewed 30 of Zimmerman's coworkers and acquaintances and couldn't find the tiniest bit of evidence that Zimmerman was racist, or had ever said or done anything racist.

Seriously. This is the best you can do?
 
2013-09-09 06:16:34 PM  

Phinn: you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.

This ... is why you fail.

What I've been arguing all this time is that Zimmerman had the RIGHT to follow Martin, whether he actually did so because Martin was black, or whether Zimmerman happened to have a level of racial neutrality that you personally find to be politically acceptable.  I have no way of knowing why Zimmerman actually followed Martin, other than to say that he thought he was suspicious.  His contemporaneous statements at the time, on the recorded call to the police, stand as the only un-rebutted evidence on his motive.

And, considering that Zimmerman went into business with a black friend, is himself one-eighth black, and organized a protest for the police's lack of response to the beating of a black man, I'd say that the evidence of racial animus is pretty much non-existent.

Whether Zimmerman was following Martin out of race-tainted suspicion, or just by virtue of Martin being a single teenaged male walking aimlessly at night with no other apparent purpose, the fact remains that Zimmerman was suspicious, and that he had the RIGHT to observe and report people he subjectively found to be suspicious.  Police actively encourage that.  It's legal.

If, however, Zimm ...


You wouldn't have brought up ethnicity if you didn't think that was the reason Zimmerman had followed the kid. You could've just said elderly woman, you didn't have to say Chinese. Just be honest. Why are you scared to be honest?
 
2013-09-09 06:16:57 PM  
www.theblindcard.com
 
2013-09-09 06:17:19 PM  

Bf+: freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?

You did, I'm guessing?
More of a FoxNews fan, eh?


Into the blue again: freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?

ill just color you grey 1 for now. Only the really blatant racist get grey 5.


Reeks of desperation, doesn't it. Cut him some slack though. The account's only three weeks old. He hasn't yet defined the persona he going to go with.
 
2013-09-09 06:17:19 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Treygreen13: Coco LaFemme: Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.

Luckily for Zimmerman, his trial (and the rest of the trials in the country) aren't conducted in Coco LaFemme's Court of Public Opinion.

You're right, that is a good thing.  I never said otherwise.  I'm allowed to not like how the verdict of a trial came out.  I'm allowed to think that a mistake had been made.  Just like people who think different are allowed to say the right decision was made.  That's how this weird "free speech" thing works.


I'll make you a deal. You show me where I told you that you can't have your opinion and I'll buy you a month of TotalFark.
 
2013-09-09 06:19:09 PM  
Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.
 
2013-09-09 06:20:18 PM  

Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.


There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?
 
2013-09-09 06:20:24 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Bf+: freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?

You did, I'm guessing?
More of a FoxNews fan, eh?

Into the blue again: freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?

ill just color you grey 1 for now. Only the really blatant racist get grey 5.

Reeks of desperation, doesn't it. Cut him some slack though. The account's only three weeks old. He hasn't yet defined the persona he going to go with.


I probably should've have looked at that. Thanks.
 
2013-09-09 06:21:25 PM  

Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.

There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?


Does that weird you out?
 
2013-09-09 06:21:55 PM  

Into the blue again: freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?

ill just color you grey 1 for now. Only the really blatant racist get grey 5.


Booger faces get gray 1!
www.teachpreschool.org
 
2013-09-09 06:21:55 PM  

Phinn: you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.

This ... is why you fail.

What I've been arguing all this time is that Zimmerman had the RIGHT to follow Martin, whether he actually did so because Martin was black, or whether Zimmerman happened to have a level of racial neutrality that you personally find to be politically acceptable.  I have no way of knowing why Zimmerman actually followed Martin, other than to say that he thought he was suspicious.  His contemporaneous statements at the time, on the recorded call to the police, stand as the only un-rebutted evidence on his motive.

And, considering that Zimmerman went into business with a black friend, is himself one-eighth black, and organized a protest for the police's lack of response to the beating of a black man, I'd say that the evidence of racial animus is pretty much non-existent.

Whether Zimmerman was following Martin out of race-tainted suspicion, or just by virtue of Martin being a single teenaged male walking aimlessly at night with no other apparent purpose, the fact remains that Zimmerman was suspicious, and that he had the RIGHT to observe and report people he subjectively found to be suspicious.  Police actively encourage that.  It's legal.

If, however, Zimmerman was, in fact, suspicious of Martin "because he was black," then that, too, would have been entirely rational, because (not knowing anything else about Martin at the time, such as his history of possessing jewelry that had been stolen from a residence near his high school), young black males commit a highly disproportionate number of residential burglaries.  And that his particular neighborhood had actually been recently burglarized by actual young black males.

That's reality.  Accepting reality is rational, and rationality does not care about your fee-fees, or how much it may offend your politics.


Have you tested the legal following doctrine in real life yet?

Because I really think you should. You know, for the LULZ.
 
2013-09-09 06:23:54 PM  

Into the blue again: Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.

There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?

Does that weird you out?


No. I just think it's strange that in a case with a man shooting a child and a man getting in a fight with his ex-wife three different people decided that anyone who disagrees with them on an issue must love sucking penises or being penetrated anally.

It just seems extraordinarily sophomoric and off topic. Grow up.
 
2013-09-09 06:24:51 PM  

Rhino_man: You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?
[media.npr.org image 850x850]


+1 for the post. +1 for the photo
 
2013-09-09 06:26:40 PM  

Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.

There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?

Does that weird you out?

No. I just think it's strange that in a case with a man shooting a child and a man getting in a fight with his ex-wife three different people decided that anyone who disagrees with them on an issue must love sucking penises or being penetrated anally.

It just seems extraordinarily sophomoric and off topic. Grow up.


Agree. The mods should ban people for it to be frank.
 
2013-09-09 06:26:46 PM  

s2s2s2: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

I'm guessing the narrative will be, "Well, he flipped his shiat this time, so that means he was def. a racist murderer last time!"


It was a gun incident.  What happened with Trayvon?  That was a gun incident.  You'll see if you put them side by side several similarities.  First, "gun".  It's there clear as a bell.  Second, "incident".  Even a moron can see that.  So now, we count them, and we find there are two gun incidents going on here.  And that indicates a pattern of behavior.  It's like the guy is just carrying around a gun looking for incidents.  The only question you need to ask is how important do I think stopping gun incident number three is.  If you answered using the words "gun" or "incident" then you can see that I am right.  Ergo, definitely a racist murderer last time.
 
2013-09-09 06:27:16 PM  

Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.

There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?

Does that weird you out?

No. I just think it's strange that in a case with a man shooting a child and a man getting in a fight with his ex-wife three different people decided that anyone who disagrees with them on an issue must love sucking penises or being penetrated anally.

It just seems extraordinarily sophomoric and off topic. Grow up.


If you were in a thread defending Kim Kardashian people would be posting "She's still not going to sleep with you". Would you be freaked out by their obsession with straightness?
 
2013-09-09 06:27:18 PM  

Cletus C.: Into the blue again: freak7: Hey, the black guy on MSNBC is eating this up with a spoon. Who saw that coming?

ill just color you grey 1 for now. Only the really blatant racist get grey 5.

Booger faces get gray 1!
[www.teachpreschool.org image 400x300]


you're red 1, that means you haven't annoyed me enough yet for the troll ban. Congrats!

My hobby is telling farkers what color I've highlighted them and then watch other farkers get upset. Lol it is quite fun. And why yes that is trolling, thank you!
 
2013-09-09 06:27:52 PM  

Elegy: OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!


Democrats are using anything possible to steer the ship away from Obama's obvious self destruction over the Syria incident, you know its bad when I think Putin is the major power in the world right now.

Polly want a cracker? :P
 
2013-09-09 06:29:26 PM  
Holy shiat, are you people still arguing about this? Do you really think you're going to change anyone's mind about this thing? A psycho gun nut stalked a kid, may have gotten beaten up, although photo evidence says he didn't, shot the kid to death and not only got away with it but made money off of it. This is not the first time shiat like this has happened.
 
2013-09-09 06:30:13 PM  

you are a puppet: Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Treygreen13: Into the blue again: Lol. I love watching the zimmerites adamantly whiteknighting him to the nth degree. It makes me smile!

I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna give you a reach around farkers..... Settle down and put your fun bits away.

There it is. Gay sex again. What is up with you guys?

Does that weird you out?

No. I just think it's strange that in a case with a man shooting a child and a man getting in a fight with his ex-wife three different people decided that anyone who disagrees with them on an issue must love sucking penises or being penetrated anally.

It just seems extraordinarily sophomoric and off topic. Grow up.

If you were in a thread defending Kim Kardashian people would be posting "She's still not going to sleep with you". Would you be freaked out by their obsession with straightness?


Kinda my point. I saw he was upset by it earlier in the thread and decided to try my luck. Homophobia is weird.
 
2013-09-09 06:30:43 PM  

Mugato: Holy shiat, are you people still arguing about this? Do you really think you're going to change anyone's mind about this thing? A psycho gun nut stalked a kid, may have gotten beaten up, although photo evidence says he didn't, shot the kid to death and not only got away with it but made money off of it. This is not the first time shiat like this has happened.


Actually, about that photo proof...
 
2013-09-09 06:32:48 PM  

you are a puppet: If you were in a thread defending Kim Kardashian people would be posting "She's still not