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2013-09-09 02:48:29 PM  
Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.
 
2013-09-09 02:50:21 PM  
But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?
 
2013-09-09 02:50:26 PM  
Ahhhahahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-09-09 02:50:31 PM  
Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.
 
2013-09-09 02:50:53 PM  
He was defending himself, always defending himself
 
2013-09-09 02:51:04 PM  
What of Skittles and iced tea?
 
2013-09-09 02:51:15 PM  
This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis
 
2013-09-09 02:51:37 PM  
How much do you want to bet the words "Do you know who I am?" were used.
 
2013-09-09 02:52:02 PM  
STAND YER GROUND!


Imbibe?
 
2013-09-09 02:52:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Too late for me. I need a transplant.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 02:53:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


It probably will be next time too.
 
2013-09-09 02:53:16 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.


Maybe we can get a group discount
 
2013-09-09 02:54:17 PM  
Interesting, I wonder who it was.  Maybe he found out his wife was seeing someone behind his back for a while.
 
2013-09-09 02:54:33 PM  

vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.


Y'all really need to get over it.
 
2013-09-09 02:56:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...
 
2013-09-09 02:57:15 PM  

Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.


Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.
 
2013-09-09 02:57:48 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...


Damned death panels
 
2013-09-09 02:58:47 PM  
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2013-09-09 02:59:05 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.
 
2013-09-09 02:59:51 PM  
Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.
 
2013-09-09 03:00:25 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.


Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.
 
2013-09-09 03:00:57 PM  
ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.
 
2013-09-09 03:01:55 PM  

Bob Falfa: ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.


Oh, it's domestic. That means that Florida will care much less than if it was a black person.
 
2013-09-09 03:02:13 PM  
Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.
 
2013-09-09 03:02:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.
 
2013-09-09 03:03:45 PM  

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence


You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.
 
2013-09-09 03:05:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...

Damned death panels


That's panelist.
 
2013-09-09 03:06:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.
 
2013-09-09 03:06:56 PM  
@NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP
 
2013-09-09 03:08:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


Almost every state has the same statutes utilized by Zimmerman.
 
2013-09-09 03:09:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.
 
2013-09-09 03:09:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


Bless your heart.
 
2013-09-09 03:11:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.
 
2013-09-09 03:11:32 PM  
At least nobody's dead, so Zim seems to be making progress
 
2013-09-09 03:12:14 PM  
Hello, barkeep? Yes, I'd like three beers, three times.
 
2013-09-09 03:12:29 PM  
These assholes always get away.
 
2013-09-09 03:12:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Can I have your stuff?
 
2013-09-09 03:13:07 PM  

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.


I hear you can grow a new one from a very small piece. What blood type are you?

And is it 5 yet?
 
2013-09-09 03:13:10 PM  
I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.
 
2013-09-09 03:13:33 PM  

Rev.K: Hello, barkeep? Yes, I'd like three beers, three times.


Nein, Nein, Nein!
 
2013-09-09 03:14:08 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?


No problem

/mind the cat hair
 
2013-09-09 03:14:18 PM  

AirForceVet: I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.


LOL
 
2013-09-09 03:14:46 PM  

ontariolightning: @NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP


"I GOT AWAY WITH IT THE FIRST TIME! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"
 
2013-09-09 03:15:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair


No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*
 
2013-09-09 03:17:19 PM  
@NewsBreaker: NOW: @AP: #GeorgeZimmerman NOT arrested; officers are at Florida house trying to determine what happened http://t.co/nu0lBUfk6W
 
2013-09-09 03:18:56 PM  
For those that don't know, Zimmerman is a 2nd cousin three times removed to OJ Simpson.
 
2013-09-09 03:20:55 PM  
zimmer
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zimmerman
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ZIMMERMAN!
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ZIMMERMAN!!
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MAN, ZIMMERMAN!!!
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STOP STANDING YER GROUND!!!!
 
2013-09-09 03:21:41 PM  
*facepalm*

Really?

REALLY?????
 
2013-09-09 03:21:57 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*


But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D
 
2013-09-09 03:22:10 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Probably because he's an idiot.
 
2013-09-09 03:22:58 PM  
10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.
 
2013-09-09 03:23:35 PM  
I have it on good authority that this is what the scene looked like:

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2013-09-09 03:23:43 PM  
The Zim-Zam Man has people hunting his creepy-cracker ass - so of course he is ALWAYS armed.

Any "incident" that happens to Zim-Zam is going to "involve a gun".
 
2013-09-09 03:23:50 PM  

bigpeeler: 10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.


I'll see your "book deal" and raise you "speaking slot at the 2016 GOP convention"
 
2013-09-09 03:24:29 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Ummm, because Florida juries are comprised of idiots. If you were criminal/sociopath, would you stay in Florida, or take your chances in some normal state?
 
2013-09-09 03:25:06 PM  
 
2013-09-09 03:26:57 PM  
Oh, a domestic dispute. Well, that will be about as clear as mud.
 
2013-09-09 03:27:58 PM  
CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.
 
2013-09-09 03:29:10 PM  
He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?
 
2013-09-09 03:30:11 PM  

Cyberluddite: He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread threat.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?


FTFM.  I cannot type worth shiat today.
 
2013-09-09 03:30:15 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Don't try to bring facts into this situation!

I heard Zimmerman was gnawing on a black baby's leg as he threatened to shoot "e'rebody up in dis hizzy!"
 
2013-09-09 03:31:00 PM  
I guess all those ignorant folks who have been posting Trayvon fan fiction for the past year can start imagining a sequel.
 
2013-09-09 03:31:16 PM  
I AM OUTRAGED!
 
2013-09-09 03:31:54 PM  
Also, doesn't this just PROVE that he doesn't shoot for no reason?  Or maybe he tried and the gun jammed?  News at 11!
 
2013-09-09 03:32:18 PM  
Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.
 
2013-09-09 03:32:34 PM  

ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!


KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!
 
2013-09-09 03:32:50 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D


Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.
 
2013-09-09 03:33:17 PM  

JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.


But he profiled the pie before he bought it.
 
2013-09-09 03:34:09 PM  
Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:17 PM  

birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!


10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!
 
2013-09-09 03:35:31 PM  
The Florida is strong in that one.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:32 PM  

JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.


The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:59 PM  
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2013-09-09 03:36:16 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


Because he was carrying the pie.
 
2013-09-09 03:36:52 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


A domestic call and Zimmerman. You just know the cops were thrilled as all hell to get that call.
 
2013-09-09 03:37:41 PM  
"This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"
 
2013-09-09 03:37:43 PM  

JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.


STOP IT WITH THE PIE! I'm getting hungry.
 
2013-09-09 03:37:48 PM  

ahab: birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!

10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!


IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.
 
2013-09-09 03:38:14 PM  
@CNNNewsource: BREAKING:George Zimmerman arrested after a domestic altercation in FL. File on Bit now- NA-79MO
 
2013-09-09 03:39:29 PM  
Was his wife wearing a hoodie?
 
2013-09-09 03:39:51 PM  
I for one am glad to see domestic violence get the coverage it deserves.
 
2013-09-09 03:40:17 PM  

Nabb1: Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.


Which also means that Miley Cyrus apparently hasn't made any public appearances today, becaue otherwise they would be talking about that instead.
 
2013-09-09 03:40:30 PM  
birdmanesq: IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.

She gets to keep his gun collection?
 
2013-09-09 03:40:33 PM  

DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?


She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."
 
2013-09-09 03:40:39 PM  
http://i.imgur.com/xy6bzup.gif

Photo of Zimmerman being arrested.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:20 PM  

birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.


This is your fault.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:27 PM  
Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:52 PM  

BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"


*snert*

/whar funny button?
 
2013-09-09 03:42:05 PM  

Cyberluddite: Nabb1: Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.

Which also means that Miley Cyrus apparently hasn't made any public appearances today, becaue otherwise they would be talking about that instead.


Nah, now they are doing some human interest piece on a little girl whose mom died of cancer 33 days after her dad was killed in Afghanistan.

Okay, that legitimately sucks.
 
2013-09-09 03:43:18 PM  

ahab: birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.

This is your fault.


The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.
 
2013-09-09 03:43:43 PM  
This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!
 
2013-09-09 03:44:34 PM  

Lorelle: Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.


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2013-09-09 03:44:52 PM  

Nabb1: DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?

She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."


She skittled away.
 
2013-09-09 03:45:36 PM  

ginandbacon: Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D

Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.


Scarf sounds cool. Size 5 (women's), 3 1/2 (boys), I have small feet. :-D
 
2013-09-09 03:46:10 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.



If that's true, the gun-grabbers are going to need a LOT more of these

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2013-09-09 03:46:47 PM  
CNN delivering news on one side of the conflict About a girl who loses dad at war and mom 33 days later >  US wiping out whole families to get 1 turrist. fark your propaganda CNN.
 
2013-09-09 03:47:03 PM  

hinten: This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!


It's alcohol abuse related so it's fits the pattern.
 
2013-09-09 03:47:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?


Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.
 
2013-09-09 03:48:16 PM  
FTFA:
Lake Mary police spokesman Zach Hudson said police are "trying to determine what exactly happened."
...
The incident comes days after Shellie Zimmerman filed for divorce and discussed her relationship with George Zimmerman on a TV interview.


I think I figured it out for you, Chief Wiggum.
 
2013-09-09 03:48:38 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.



I'VE GOT A GUN!!!

It's not with me, but I've got one...
 
2013-09-09 03:49:39 PM  
Wait, Zimmerman and Trayvon were *married*?
 
2013-09-09 03:49:53 PM  
That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:08 PM  

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


It's a cat thread now.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:52 PM  

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


DAMMIT. Cats. I knew I forgot something.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:59 PM  
Acrimonious divorce + George Zimmerman? You can bet that's a headline.
 
2013-09-09 03:51:00 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.
 
2013-09-09 03:51:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?

Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.


Yes... I know....

/*eyeroll*
 
2013-09-09 03:53:17 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.



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Oh great.  Now I hate everything.
 
2013-09-09 03:57:20 PM  

JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?
 
2013-09-09 03:57:32 PM  
Via ABC news, wife's attorney says there was a knife and a gun involved, apparently contradicting what police are saying. No word on tridents.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-custody-domestic-incident- in volving-gun/story?id=20203329

Shellie Zimmerman recently announced plans to divorce her husband, who was acquitted in July on murder charges related to the 2012 death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin.
Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.
 
2013-09-09 03:57:40 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


And now it's our nausea.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-09-09 03:57:51 PM  
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He's perfect.  Can't be his fault.
 
2013-09-09 04:00:27 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad


It's a big man who brings both a knife and a gun to a word fight.
 
2013-09-09 04:00:55 PM  

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


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Stop it
Stop it
STOP IT!!
 
2013-09-09 04:01:14 PM  

birdmanesq: dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.

DAMMIT. Cats. I knew I forgot something.


I was going to say thinly-veiled racism, but I suppose Obama-derp sort of covers that.
 
2013-09-09 04:01:16 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?
 
2013-09-09 04:02:52 PM  
Gee, Zimmerman has impulse control issues and a gun fetish? I'm just shocked that this might cause a problem...
 
2013-09-09 04:02:58 PM  

ahab: I was going to say thinly-veiled racism, but I suppose Obama-derp sort of covers that.


Oh, yeah, I mean there is no other way to classify those, "Who does Obama relate to in this situation?" comments other than as overt racism. There's no other way to read that.
 
2013-09-09 04:03:36 PM  
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2013-09-09 04:03:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?


This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...
 
2013-09-09 04:04:18 PM  
No one was shot?  See, I told you he was a responsible gun owner!
 
2013-09-09 04:06:11 PM  

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.
 
2013-09-09 04:06:52 PM  
Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-09-09 04:07:01 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Why are you so divisive and discriminatory!  That MUST mean you hate all whites!
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-09-09 04:08:06 PM  

Weaver95: dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?

This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...


I just heard that someone was arguing with them from the Grassy Knole!
 
2013-09-09 04:08:17 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Good ole Jackson State.
 
2013-09-09 04:08:29 PM  

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.

Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:03 PM  
I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?
 
2013-09-09 04:09:13 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D

Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.

Scarf sounds cool. Size 5 (women's), 3 1/2 (boys), I have small feet. :-D


Scarf it is then!  My shoes would make you look like a child playing dress up.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:39 PM  

Weaver95: I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?


You first.
 
2013-09-09 04:10:09 PM  

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


I've got my vote

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2013-09-09 04:10:11 PM  
Where's the ZAC'ers? Shouldn't they be in here defending St. Zimmerman from these scandalous accusations?
 
2013-09-09 04:10:59 PM  
Aaaaaaand we're going green.

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2013-09-09 04:11:02 PM  
Main page landing about to engage. Skittles ready.
 
2013-09-09 04:11:28 PM  
As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.
 
2013-09-09 04:12:34 PM  

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.
 
2013-09-09 04:13:22 PM  
FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.
 
2013-09-09 04:13:46 PM  
She's a LIAR!  George is a hero with a steely reserve and keen intellect.

The movement cannot fail.  The movement can only be betrayed.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:01 PM  
Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:22 PM  
Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...
 
2013-09-09 04:14:48 PM  
George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:49 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:16 PM  
Cue John McClane laughter.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:19 PM  
I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:53 PM  

King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.


Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.
 
2013-09-09 04:16:16 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also
 
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2013-09-09 04:16:50 PM  

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


That's how he got his two speeding tickets.
 
2013-09-09 04:16:51 PM  

Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.


Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?
 
2013-09-09 04:16:55 PM  
Facepalm.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM  

In fairness, we should really take a look at George Zimmerman's wife's twitter feed before we jump to any conclusions.

- Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM  

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


If there was any evidence of a serious issue, you can be certain he'd be in custody this time, because no police department is going to want to take the heat that Sanford did.

This sounds more like "My soon to be ex-husband pissed me off, so I'm going to report him".

Could be real, of course, but it's a divorce, so it's only a 50% chance of that.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:04 PM  

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


No kidding. Zimmerman should have changed his name, shaved his face off and found a nice deep dark hole to hide in for the next decade.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:09 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


Intriguing, and entirely possible.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:13 PM  
*snert*
 
2013-09-09 04:17:35 PM  
I've got nothing to add except he is and always will be a murderous scum bag
 
2013-09-09 04:17:52 PM  
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2013-09-09 04:18:05 PM  
'shop with Zimmerman's face on it....

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2013-09-09 04:18:21 PM  
I'll drink, subby, but not because you told me to.

You're not the boss of me.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:40 PM  

Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?


Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:46 PM  
George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:56 PM  

Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.


Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:59 PM  

Headso: Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...


yeah, he does not seem to have learned the right lesson after his acquittal.  What he should have been thinking was "that was close.  I should behave more responsibly."  Instead, he appears to be thinking, "I am invincible!  KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIAT ON ME!"
 
2013-09-09 04:19:09 PM  
If you are in a situation where you need to talk to your wife to stop a divorce, and you decide to flash a gun before you leave, you failed buddy.

\Could be wife making up shiat as he probably always has a gun on him, but I think we have an idea of his possible character.
 
gja
2013-09-09 04:19:10 PM  

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:11 PM  
Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:15 PM  

czei: Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?

Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.


My guess: this one got way more comments so they decided to green it.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:21 PM  

Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.


Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?
 
2013-09-09 04:20:00 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.


+1
 
2013-09-09 04:20:03 PM  

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.


Dangit... and I was planning to take this week off...
 
2013-09-09 04:20:14 PM  
My confirmation bias would be showing in any posts I would make on the matter, so I'll leave this here, even though no arrests have been made. The following is emboldened for emphasis.if there's a moral of this zimmerman arrest: be careful who you cape up for. they might make a fool of you.@bomani_jones
 
2013-09-09 04:20:27 PM  

naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.


Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.
 
2013-09-09 04:20:42 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


The civilized parts of the country have a moratorium on immigration from the tribal regions.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM  

blatz514: Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.

Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?


Maybe we should have a new FLORIDAFLASH tag.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM  
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2013-09-09 04:21:35 PM  
i am beginning to think this guy may not be totally on the up-and-up.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:43 PM  
I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.
 
2013-09-09 04:22:19 PM  
It's drinkin' time? If you say so...
 
2013-09-09 04:22:29 PM  
Oh look, it's this thread ag- waitwut?
 
2013-09-09 04:22:31 PM  
Zimmerman is on the OJ fast track to jail.

Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.
 
2013-09-09 04:22:59 PM  
Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?
 
2013-09-09 04:23:12 PM  

Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?


No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:26 PM  
biatch was probably wearing a hoodie around the house and eatn' skittles... also probably will have a book deal if she doesn't already.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:33 PM  

JerseyTim: Her attorney told ABC News that George pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.

Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


Yes, but he was caught speeding twice this year.  Doesn't that exempt him from stand-your-ground?
 
gja
2013-09-09 04:23:52 PM  

bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.


Walking around the house? That's an Oscar-ing.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:54 PM  
When interviewed about this domestic altercation Rachel Jeantel called the act pervert. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:57 PM  
What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?
 
2013-09-09 04:24:03 PM  

Zimmerman back in police custody for pulling a gun on his family. Wow, you think you know a guy!

- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:24:07 PM  
Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:09 PM  

Private_Citizen: Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.


Doesn't that mean we should put him IN general population for lying about being a first degree murderer?
 
2013-09-09 04:24:12 PM  
I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."
 
2013-09-09 04:24:29 PM  
Not sure I believe her.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:41 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.


Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:45 PM  
Just shut up and take a seat. You got away with murder. Go away already. Move to another country or something.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:00 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?


He was acquitted July 13th.  Since then, he got a warning for speeding and then a ticket or something?  And then this.  So the short answer is: yes.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:00 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?


Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:07 PM  
Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:16 PM  
Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:18 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


Well, not yet

/but if she keeps pissing him off...
 
2013-09-09 04:25:28 PM  
She got thrown under the bus with her perjury, she wants out, calls cops that he threatened her with a gun.

It's Jon & Kate with firearms.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:34 PM  
Totally super suprised.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:48 PM  
The threat was because she ate all his food, again.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:54 PM  

ongbok: I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also


People don't get 'a mark' on their nose from being punched there.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:56 PM  

Weaver95: Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?

No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.


I don't agree with you often, but I agree with you on this.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:59 PM  
wife divorce shnenanigans

she is a confessed purjurer, her word carrys no weight with the court.

lock his in-laws up for false police reports and violate her probation.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM  

Misconduc: SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "


I love it that this is okay.  But you "pull" the gun and all of a sudden it's OVER THE LINE!

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2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM  

Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."


Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"
 
2013-09-09 04:26:23 PM  
Ken Jennings thinks that Jeopardy extends your 15 minutes. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM  

Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?


Dude, he's not going to sleep with you
 
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM  

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence. And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict. Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.


That whole "presumption of innocence" thing can be such an impediment to a righteous lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

/Zimmerman should be in jail, but the prosecution lost its shiat early and often
 
2013-09-09 04:26:28 PM  
It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:30 PM  
 
2013-09-09 04:26:32 PM  

megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.


I'll sponsor you.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:35 PM  
Does she keep custody of the Kel-Tec? Or will they swap on weekends and holidays?
 
2013-09-09 04:26:43 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


I've always said he is probably a well meaning person who lacks judgement and self-control.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:53 PM  
"We've only heard one side of the story so far," Bracknell said without a hint of irony.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:02 PM  
When a hoplophobe blows a gasket are they going to blame ZImmerman for it?
 
2013-09-09 04:27:05 PM  
Fat biatch probably ate his Skittles.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:07 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"


No, actually you are quite wrong.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:28 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
 
2013-09-09 04:27:50 PM  

LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?


And the making shiat up has begun!
 
2013-09-09 04:28:03 PM  
The victims are not speaking to police and were waiting for their attorney to arrive, Bracknell said.

Reading this makes me wonder if George did anything at all to these people. Sounds like they just want money.

Does he have a book deal yet?
 
2013-09-09 04:28:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.

Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.


You owe me a keyboard AND a monitor.
 
2013-09-09 04:28:51 PM  
When asked for his opinion on this latest altercation, Trayvon Martin had no comment. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:04 PM  

ahab: It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.


Misogyny always takes the lead because they are smarter.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:08 PM  

JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.



Do you know what kind of weapon(s) he had hidden INSIDE the pie????!?!?  No?
 The Fark Lawyer Brigade will now begin an 18-month lecture series telling us that, since we don't know the exact composition or weapons-content of the pie, we must assume there was a gun in the pie and Zimmerman was trying to kill his wife.


And then he ate it.

Because he's fat and a racist.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:08 PM  

ahab: It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.


It's too bad George Jones is dead. His lyrical styling would have been a perfect way to bluegrass through this thread.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:32 PM  
Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:47 PM  

WTF Indeed: I can't deal with hearing another single thing about George Zimmerman, so here are all Kate Upton tagged gifs on Tumblr. NSFW


O_O

Today was a good day.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:19 PM  
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.


She doesn't get out much or read the news. She could have been on his jury.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:42 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.


Yeh. In other news, Shellie Zimmerman's not exactly a news junkie. Also, she's deaf. And blind. And none too smart, apparently.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:45 PM  
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2013-09-09 04:30:57 PM  

Nabb1: LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?

And the making shiat up has begun!


Seriously! George is NOT tiny dicked you farking liars!
 
2013-09-09 04:31:08 PM  
The Zimmerman cheerleaders are calling this a conspiracy by the MSM and the antigun lobby, who apparently paid her to divorce him and made up the gun threats.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:38 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"


Actually, they are different things.

Detaining someone is temporarily not allowing someone to leave while you investigate. When you get pulled over by the police on the road, you are being detained. Even if you don't get a ticket, you are "detained."

An arrest is when a law enforcement official determines that a crime has occurred and you are likely to be the perpetrator.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:41 PM  

Wyalt Derp: I_Am_Weasel: Poor George. Life is not beer and skittles.

Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.


Ha! Well played.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:42 PM  

Kit Fister: megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.

I'll sponsor you.


YESSSS! I'll tell my probation officer! She was on my ass about that.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:47 PM  
So, douche acts douchey...what a surprise.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:56 PM  
I, for one, am simply shocked that this man could do such a thing. Shocked.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:58 PM  

ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.


ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.
 
2013-09-09 04:32:21 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.


Because Detroit didn't want him?
 
2013-09-09 04:32:43 PM  

TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you


Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?
 
2013-09-09 04:32:46 PM  

Phinn: JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.

Do you know what kind of weapon(s) he had hidden INSIDE the pie????!?!?  No?
 The Fark Lawyer Brigade will now begin an 18-month lecture series telling us that, since we don't know the exact composition or weapons-content of the pie, we must assume there was a gun in the pie and Zimmerman was trying to kill his wife.


And then he ate it.

Because he's fat and a racist.


And if he would have just stayed in the living room instead of pursuing his wife into the kitchen none of this would have happened.

fat, racist, and overzealous/hungry
 
2013-09-09 04:32:50 PM  

Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.


Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.
 
2013-09-09 04:33:13 PM  
#justiceformarriage
 
2013-09-09 04:33:14 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.

Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.



That's about eight shades of awesome.

But you left out the part about how he fired his guns into the air as they drove away, all the while shouting "Ándale! Ándale! Arriba!"
 
2013-09-09 04:33:19 PM  
You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?
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2013-09-09 04:33:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


You can shoot him before he does you bodily harm and say you were standing your ground.
 
2013-09-09 04:33:48 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Because guns don't stand their ground, people do!
 
2013-09-09 04:33:55 PM  
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

You don't?
 
2013-09-09 04:34:11 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.


Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:30 PM  
Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:44 PM  

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I'm not sure I should say anything else.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:52 PM  

birdmanesq: Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.


I'm also going to need to see her school records.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:58 PM  
Popcorn.jpg
 
2013-09-09 04:35:15 PM  
Her 9-11 call.

She says he tried to shut the garage door on her. He's gone full Scream.
 
2013-09-09 04:35:39 PM  
Is the media treating him as Hispanic or white this time?
 
2013-09-09 04:35:41 PM  

Loadmaster: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.

Because Detroit didn't want him?


No. No no no no. You're not going to dump him here. We've got our own gun violence and other bullshiat.

And arson. Lots of arson. But I love BBQ, so that's not an issue.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:06 PM  
Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:10 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.

ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.


Oops, you forgot to bold the whole thing.  He was never arrested.  Let me quote from an article yet again:

As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home.

Pretty straight forward.  He wasn't read his rights or arrested for any crime.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:27 PM  
This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:34 PM  

cc_rider: Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.


You need to read about her, even most of his supporters never liked her actions while he was in jail and was trying to see if he could stay in jail thinking she could be worth more on the talk show circuit, distressed wife and all that, I dont think zimmerman is 100% without guilt in either situation, I just thought there wasnt enough to convict him.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:35 PM  

TrixieDelite: ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!


Don't call it a comeback. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:36 PM  

Rhino_man: You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?


He looks high as fark.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:46 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:10 PM  
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It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".
 
2013-09-09 04:37:37 PM  

udhq: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.

At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.


Golly, you're right!  That's why he was found guilty of manslaughter.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:40 PM  
And this is why you don't pick your righteous NRA "hero's" based on conservative propaganda...
 
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM  
Zimmerman needs a talk show.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM  

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


I like gun porn:

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I like gun porn a lot.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:55 PM  

you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.


I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:05 PM  

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I think when I get home I am going to take a drill to my head to get those images out.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:07 PM  

gadian: This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.


He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!
 
2013-09-09 04:38:12 PM  

varmitydog: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".


And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:17 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


There is very grave evidence that he shot and killed a child (even if he never punched him).
 
2013-09-09 04:38:47 PM  

FLORIDA LAW: "The decision to prosecute does not lie with the victim of a crime." http://t.co/Tv9KGS8MXd #zimmerman

- Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:39:01 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.


Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Okay. I guess accepting random strangers on the internet is a much better strategy.

Also, it's sort of a pedantic argument.

Let's hope the patron saint of neighborhood watches gets exonerated quickly. Any prolonged absence and his subdivision could be overrun by thugs.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:09 PM  
Now the eternal question of man arises; where does one go when they are no longer accepted in Florida?
 
2013-09-09 04:39:13 PM  
She was wearing a hoody, wasn't she?
 
2013-09-09 04:39:19 PM  
The Zimmermans are the most dysfunctional white family in the country. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:22 PM  

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:49 PM  

varmitydog: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".


and instead of a radio, it was gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:52 PM  

ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.

ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.

Oops, you forgot to bold the whole thing.  He was never arrested.  Let me quote from an article yet again:

As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home.

Pretty straight forward.  He wasn't read his rights or arrested for any crime.


The term is often used in multiple ways. You are both right. He was technically "arrested" when he was detained and question, but since he was not booked or given a summons or citation this will not show up in his arrest record.
 
2013-09-09 04:40:43 PM  

udhq: At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation no evidence to rebut the claim that it was done in self defense, much less disprove it beyond a reasonable doubt.


See?  Now your comment follows the law.
 
SRD
2013-09-09 04:40:46 PM  
There was no gun involved only a gun at the residence. 

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


There was no gun involved only one at the residence.
 
d23 [BareFark]
2013-09-09 04:40:51 PM  

Headso: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.


Or you can go the other direction and say that he's being made a scapegoat.

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2013-09-09 04:40:52 PM  

Treygreen13: TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you

Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?


Yup, and I met him while mindlessly defending him in a fark thread. biatchgityourownman
 
2013-09-09 04:41:12 PM  
How do we know Shellie Zimmerman was not hopped up on purple drank.
 
2013-09-09 04:41:20 PM  

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Some women don't believe in divorce.

 
2013-09-09 04:41:21 PM  

JerseyTim: There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


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2013-09-09 04:42:14 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I like gun porn:


Yeah, we know.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:17 PM  

LasersHurt: I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.



And drink-a the tequila!   Si!

/Now that I think about it, I could really go for a chimiganga right about now.  Serious, you guys.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:52 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.


That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.


My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.