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2013-09-09 05:34:16 PM
Not this shait again.
 
2013-09-09 05:34:29 PM
Bitter divorcee making up shiat to get her X husband to be in trouble.
 
2013-09-09 05:34:43 PM

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


all those break -ins that occurred while Trayvon wasn't even in town?
 
2013-09-09 05:35:30 PM

Elegy: HotWingConspiracy: Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

That was the set up to his last murder.

You know what's really amazing? You can sit in car all day with a gun, and it's perfectly legal!

You can stroke, fondle it, lovingly work its action. You can even polish it with vigorous mastubatory gestures, sitting right there in your car, and it's perfectly legal!

Isn't America great?


That doesn't change what I said, but have fun with your gratification device.
 
2013-09-09 05:35:31 PM
Whoever had "ecological" gets a prize.
 
2013-09-09 05:36:04 PM

Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.


The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.
 
2013-09-09 05:36:08 PM
Newsflash!  No crime and no arrest.  Less at 10.
/journalgasm
 
2013-09-09 05:37:04 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: wife divorce shnenanigans

she is a confessed purjurer, her word carrys no weight with the court.

lock his in-laws up for false police reports and violate her probation.


And there it is. No need to wait for facts or details. There's simply no way this could possibly be true.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:21 PM

ahab: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.

That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.

My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.

Try harder.
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]


That's not a disguised weapon.

This is a disguised weapon.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:25 PM

Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.


You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:39 PM

birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?


What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:54 PM
Y'all need a hobby.
 
2013-09-09 05:38:57 PM

doglover: Y'all need a hobby.


I have one. It's Zimmerman threads!
 
2013-09-09 05:38:59 PM

HotWingConspiracy: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.


Can you point me towards such a lobby?
 
2013-09-09 05:39:07 PM

Phinn: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.


Elegy: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.


You guys have this shiat down to a science, eh?
 
2013-09-09 05:39:50 PM

R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap

You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.


If someone lays out a table with steak, lobster, baked potatoes, dog s**t, apple pie and chocolate cake, do you feel obligated to take a little bit of everything?
 
2013-09-09 05:39:58 PM

R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.

Can you point me towards such a lobby?


http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/18/us/facing-protective-orders-and-al lo wed-to-keep-guns.html
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:39:58 PM

100 Watt Walrus: There's simply no way this could possibly be true.


I know, right?  This doesn't sound like Zimmermen at all.
Now if she had been shot dead... I mean, stand-your-grounded.
 
2013-09-09 05:41:12 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Phinn: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

The local PD that Zimmerman protested about their nepotism and failure to prosecute the beating of a black homeless man?

Yeah, that wins you buddies in the PD, every time.  Cops love being criticized publicly.

Elegy: Hobodeluxe: I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.

You mean the local PD... the one Zimmerman ran a publicity campaign against using his own time and money, seeking justice for a homeless black man they beat and then swept under the rug?

That local PD?

I'm sure he has a lot of friends in the department, you're totally right.

You guys have this shiat down to a science, eh?


Don't be glib. You don't know the history of George Zimmerman. They do.

thebosh.com
 
2013-09-09 05:41:25 PM

hinten: Is this the woman that is a convicted liar?


Yep. She was recently convicted of perjury for lying about their finances during her husband's bail hearing. She was sentenced to 100 hours of community service and one year of probation.
 
2013-09-09 05:41:30 PM
You guys, stop making stuff up about Zimmerman! It's totes not fair. Making stuff up about his wife's motives is cool, though.
 
2013-09-09 05:42:42 PM
Apparently his plan didn't work out. He was threatening them in the hopes that one of them would try to protect themselves from him so he could shoot them (in self defense) and not get convicted for it... just like last time.
 
2013-09-09 05:42:55 PM
HOORAY!  Let's have a gun debate! Let's explore the conspiracies!

Oh George...you're my all-time favorite perennial victim!
 
2013-09-09 05:43:28 PM

Bf+: 100 Watt Walrus: There's simply no way this could possibly be true.

I know, right?  This doesn't sound like Zimmermen at all.
Now if she had been shot dead... I mean, stand-your-grounded.


He does have a point. What are the odds that he *did* punch her father, smash and gouge her iPad with a knife, and then threaten them with a handgun, and they both stood there and gave the police that statement and the police showed up and were like:
th01.deviantart.net

It doesn't really add up.
 
2013-09-09 05:43:50 PM

FloydA: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap

You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.

If someone lays out a table with steak, lobster, baked potatoes, dog s**t, apple pie and chocolate cake, do you feel obligated to take a little bit of everything?


This is Fark, so you get  dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t,  BOOBIES,  dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t, dog s**t,  and  dog s**t.
 
2013-09-09 05:44:03 PM
Isn't she the woman who watched Lord of the Rings and "Didn't really care for it"?
 
2013-09-09 05:44:04 PM

Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel


Did any other miserable pedantic fark lawyer point out the fact that libel is defamation by written or printed words yet? I'd like to be that miserable pedantic fark lawyer.
 
2013-09-09 05:44:55 PM

FloydA: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap

You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.

If someone lays out a table with steak, lobster, baked potatoes, dog s**t, apple pie and chocolate cake, do you feel obligated to take a little bit of everything?


Hell yea. Ya never know, maybe they have an awesome dog shiat recipe!
 
2013-09-09 05:45:18 PM

Elegy: doglover: Y'all need a hobby.

I have one. It's Zimmerman threads!


Y'all need a better hobby.
 
2013-09-09 05:45:46 PM

Bf+: ThatDarkFellow: naughtyrev: steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.

I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.

ZIMMERGATE

Benghazimmermen?


Of course, this whole Zimmerman affair is just a clever ruse by the MSM to distract us from BENGHAZI!

Wake up, Sheeple!

i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 05:46:10 PM
Isn't this the woman who posted all those Breaking Bad spoilers on the Entertainment tab?
 
2013-09-09 05:46:22 PM
George Zimmerman is as worthless as a broken dildo and just as useful.  The only reason this shiatstain is a national name is because Florida is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.  Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.
 
2013-09-09 05:46:22 PM

Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.


That's a news tag, not a newsflash
 
2013-09-09 05:46:36 PM
I expect it's just a matter of time before he kills someone else.  But in this case, evidence looks weak, and this would not be the first estranged wife to make up a story in the middle of divorce proceedings, and considering she lied under oath, her word isn't enough to be convincing.
 
2013-09-09 05:46:58 PM

LasersHurt: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.

Can you point me towards such a lobby?

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/18/us/facing-protective-orders-and-al lo wed-to-keep-guns.html


Those are due process rights. Felons cannot have guns. Just because the NY Times says that this is a gun rights issue doesn't make it so. The word "blender" can be substituted for "Gun" and the law is still the same.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:47:05 PM

LasersHurt: Isn't she the woman who watched Lord of the Rings and "Didn't really care for it"?


I heard she was personally responsible for the cancellation of Firefly.
 
2013-09-09 05:47:27 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-09 05:48:43 PM
At least he was picking on someone his own size.
 
2013-09-09 05:49:28 PM

you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.


Zimmerman's known for standing up for that community as a whole, including helping quite a few African Americans.  If you know the person actually doing all the crimes is witnessed as black and relatively young, that's not racial profiling... that's just profiling.  If you assume they're black, now you're racial profiling... need to get the terms right.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:49:42 PM

Into the blue again: At least he was picking on someone his own size.


llddr.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-09 05:51:37 PM

Weaver95: I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?


CSB time...

I went to the same high school that my dad went to when he was in high school. We also had the
same english teacher, Mrs. H. During my dad's tenure at RMHS, a bunch of students locked her
in her supplies closet and chucked pennies at the door for an entire period. She kind of...well...
fractured... a bit after that.

Flash forward the 20 or so some odd years to when I am in her class. Some kid found out about
that incident and would roll pennies across the floor during class to see her spaz out. It was so
sad. She was a sweet lady, too. Kid got detention and then some for tormenting her, as I recall.

Same teacher, some assh0le jocks superglued a half dissected frog to the inside drawer of her
desk. One half of the frog had been reduced to the skeleton and the other half was flayed open.
 
2013-09-09 05:51:45 PM
Zim better watch his step.  Next time he goes over there to get his socks or something, he just might get his head farking blown off all legal and everything.  His soon-to-be-ex wife and father-in-law have laid the foundation for a stand your ground shooting of their own.  All they need to say is something like,"Well, George came over and started yelling and shiat.  He always carries a gun and he started reaching back  where he keeps it.  I was scarred to death and grabbed the shotgun.  Next thing I know, George's head was dripping down the kitchen wall."
 
2013-09-09 05:51:49 PM

Bf+: Into the blue again: At least he was picking on someone his own size.

[llddr.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


I could barely type that..... The thought alone made me laugh and cringe.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:22 PM

Coco LaFemme: Whatever your personal opinion of the Trayvon Martin case, one of them was armed with the gun, the other had iced tea and Skittles, and the one with the gun isn't in jail.


Luckily for Zimmerman, his trial (and the rest of the trials in the country) aren't conducted in Coco LaFemme's Court of Public Opinion.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:41 PM

you are a puppet: birdmanesq: Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?

You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?

What's funny is this Phinn guy has spent the last year defending Zimmerman and pretending there was no racial motive, but by trying to be clever with that last post, he just admitted that yes, Zimmerman was following Trayvon because he was black.



This ... is why you fail.

What I've been arguing all this time is that Zimmerman had the RIGHT to follow Martin, whether he actually did so because Martin was black, or whether Zimmerman happened to have a level of racial neutrality that you personally find to be politically acceptable.  I have no way of knowing why Zimmerman actually followed Martin, other than to say that he thought he was suspicious.  His contemporaneous statements at the time, on the recorded call to the police, stand as the only un-rebutted evidence on his motive.

And, considering that Zimmerman went into business with a black friend, is himself one-eighth black, and organized a protest for the police's lack of response to the beating of a black man, I'd say that the evidence of racial animus is pretty much non-existent.

Whether Zimmerman was following Martin out of race-tainted suspicion, or just by virtue of Martin being a single teenaged male walking aimlessly at night with no other apparent purpose, the fact remains that Zimmerman was suspicious, and that he had the RIGHT to observe and report people he subjectively found to be suspicious.  Police actively encourage that.  It's legal.

If, however, Zimmerman was, in fact, suspicious of Martin "because he was black," then that, too, would have been entirely rational, because (not knowing anything else about Martin at the time, such as his history of possessing jewelry that had been stolen from a residence near his high school), young black males commit a highly disproportionate number of residential burglaries.  And that his particular neighborhood had actually been recently burglarized by actual young black males.

That's reality.  Accepting reality is rational, and rationality does not care about your fee-fees, or how much it may offend your politics.
 
2013-09-09 05:52:58 PM

doglover: Y'all need a hobby.


Thank you, Hobby Master
 
2013-09-09 05:53:24 PM

Elegy: OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!


Except neither of those things happened
 
2013-09-09 05:53:34 PM

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


If I knew there was a guy who may or may not follow, then shoot me when walking around a neighborhood, I'd probably stop walking it whether I was planning on burgling it or not. I'd invest in a treadmill.
 
2013-09-09 05:54:33 PM

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


Yes, reading IS fundamental.   You'll note that's ALL Shellie's testimony.  Let's wait to actually get, at a minimum, a direct quote from the alleged worker who allegedly saw something, hmm?
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:54:45 PM

Into the blue again: Bf+: Into the blue again: At least he was picking on someone his own size.

[llddr.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]

I could barely type that..... The thought alone made me laugh and cringe.


It was terrible.  Absolutely terrible.
And I wouldn't be surprised if Colbert steals it.
 
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