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2013-09-09 05:19:38 PM  
Well even if he can't avoid a felony this time, the NRA still has his back.

I love saying I told you so.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:08 PM  
George Zimmerman's wife not planning to press charges in domestic dispute. Guess the threats weren't that serious but hey it got them in the news again! Between saving people from car accidents and getting pulled over for speeding this is the longest 15 minutes of fame ever.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:15 PM  
What could happen:  Right wingers rally around the alleged victims and claim it proves they really are "fair and balanced" as well as friendly to women, which could even lend some credibility to their initial support of Zimmerman.

What WILL happen:  Double-down on the derp.  Blame the media.  Argue semantics.  Attack the motives and character of the alleged victims.  Make Zimmerman the victim.  Claim a pattern of harassment when it suits and claim no relation from one incident to the next when that suits.  And if all else fails, fall back on "no true responsible gun owner" defense.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:35 PM  

Elegy: blandishment


Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?
 
2013-09-09 05:20:44 PM  

steamingpile: Headso: DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.

Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.

Listen to the 911 call, it shows the drama queen the wife really is, never thought zimmerman was a stand up guy and was a little spooky but his wife is 100 times worse, just out for her own attention and using him to get it.


You should argue with the people who think he did it but it was society and the media's fault for pushing him over the edge, that would be entertaining.
 
2013-09-09 05:20:50 PM  
Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more
 
2013-09-09 05:20:51 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.


WHere is this mentioned?
 
2013-09-09 05:21:01 PM  
Ah divorce threads, it's a how-to guide to remaining in a healthy and loving relationship
 
2013-09-09 05:21:35 PM  

Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.


That was the set up to his last murder.
 
2013-09-09 05:21:43 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Well even if he can't avoid a felony this time, the NRA still has his back.

I love saying I told you so.


You'd think people would have learned their lesson about convicting the guy before a trial last time. Doesn't even look like charges are going to be filed.
 
2013-09-09 05:21:49 PM  
I say give him a stern warning, let him keep his gun, and send him to go live with Casey Anthony.
 
2013-09-09 05:21:50 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more


Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:07 PM  

Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

Wait, what am I doing?

ZOOOOOMMMMGGGG HE WAS WAVING AROUND THE GUN AND THREATENING TO RAPE HIS WIFE AT THE TOP
OF HIS VOICE.

/that's better


If he hadn't killed that kid and gained all that attention he's be the epitome of blandishment. Doesn't seem to have a wit about him, frankly.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:11 PM  

Lsherm: LeroyBourne: Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain.  Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.

One of the better Michael Bay movies, too.  It seems too long unless you know the entire background, then you're amazed he managed to fit it all into one movie.

And Tony Shaloub is farking hilarious in it.


Yeah, it wasn't until the end of the film that I noticed he directed it.  I had to pinch myself.  Did I just enjoy a MB movie that I wouldn't mind seeing again?
 
2013-09-09 05:22:14 PM  

dwrash: Don't believe a dam thing the wife says when there is a divorce in the works... My ex accused me of abuse, yet I never laid a finger on her in anger, a there was never a call to the police.

Now if there is a witness.. its a different story, but I never saw one when I scanned the article.


Hell you're damned lucky she didn't falsely accuse you of rape.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:22:23 PM  

Carth: Were there any witnesses?

PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.


FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

ww2.valdosta.edu
 
2013-09-09 05:22:28 PM  

yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.


That's not really true...
 
2013-09-09 05:22:31 PM  
FTA: Police say George Zimmerman is now accusing Shellie Zimmerman of being the aggressor wearing the hoodie and having the Skittles and iced tea in the conflict and the investigation is ongoing.

Fixed that for them.

I wonder how long until Zimmerman's dickish attitude writes a check he can't cash, or does he only accost those who are obviously unarmed and unprepared to deal with his abusive behavior. I bet that within a year, someone 'stands his ground' against Zimmerman. The insane way the Florida law works, it's pretty much okay to shoot him on sight.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:44 PM  

R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?



In his head, by the voices that help him point out all the secret racists he encounters on a daily basis.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:50 PM  

R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.


Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap
 
2013-09-09 05:22:56 PM  

R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?


They lobby to end laws that prevent domestic violence felons from having their guns taken away.
 
2013-09-09 05:22:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: KhamanV: I find furries less worrisome than your kink. They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.

I can do furries too. very very very limited.

[img198.imageshack.us image 631x960]


Really, I just like women


Fair 'nuff.  I just hang out in the Vin Diesel threads and hope.  Everyone's got something that makes 'em happy.
 
2013-09-09 05:23:05 PM  

NorCalLos: I say give him a stern warning, let him keep his gun, and send him to go live with Casey Anthony. Lorena Bobbitt.


Fixded it
 
2013-09-09 05:23:24 PM  

Elegy: Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.


his wife should have made up some better lies about what he was doing, amirite?
 
2013-09-09 05:23:33 PM  

Lsherm: LeroyBourne: Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain.  Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.

One of the better Michael Bay movies, too.  It seems too long unless you know the entire background, then you're amazed he managed to fit it all into one movie.

And Tony Shaloub is farking hilarious in it.


The best part of that movie was when the Rock was barbecuing the limbs, then the movie freeze frames and says "This is STILL a true story."
 
2013-09-09 05:23:41 PM  

birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.


I get the sarcasm.  I also found it amazing how many of my right wing friends who have said on many an occasion that they "don't take shiat off of anyone" would have fled from the guy following them, went home, and minded their own business if they were Trayvon Martin in that situation.

Hopefully like with OJ Simpson, Karma will get George Zimmerman.  Bad people have a habit of doing stuff which gives Karma the opening.
 
2013-09-09 05:23:57 PM  

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


Which is why neither of them are pressing charges? I should have said "independent witnesses" though so your technically right...

/best kind of right.
 
2013-09-09 05:23:57 PM  

birdmanesq: Elegy: blandishment

Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?


Waving your gun to persuade

/farking autocorrect
 
2013-09-09 05:24:14 PM  

Lost Thought 00: R.A.Danny: Lost Thought 00: Please continue to explain to us how the biatch deserved it. I need to grow my ignore list some more

Well she's female and she opened her mouth*

*not that I believe that, but ignore lists are for pussies.

Life is too short to waste it pouring through useless crap


You're threatening to use the ignore list like it's going to hurt someone's feelings. Why not just hit 'em with your purse.
 
2013-09-09 05:24:39 PM  
His wife must have approached him wearing a hoodie and carrying a bag of Skittles, so she totally had it coming.
 
2013-09-09 05:25:33 PM  

birdmanesq: Elegy: blandishment

Like really uninterestingly waving your gun?


This comment was so funny, I'm sponsoring you for TotalFark.
 
2013-09-09 05:25:44 PM  

Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]


It says a lot that (if those things DID occur) the police didn't want to make an arrest, and she doesn't want to press charges. It would seem that the police would have definitely arrested Zimmerman in if there's evidence he punched an old man, smashed her property, and then threatened her with a handgun.
 
2013-09-09 05:25:57 PM  
Is this the woman that is a convicted liar?
 
2013-09-09 05:26:13 PM  

Phinn: R.A.Danny: HotWingConspiracy: the NRA still has his back.

WHere is this mentioned?

In his head, by the voices that help him point out all the secret racists he encounters on a daily basis.


Still crying? You're a champ.
 
2013-09-09 05:26:47 PM  

steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.


I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.
 
2013-09-09 05:27:37 PM  
everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:28:22 PM  

Carth: Bf+: Carth: Were there any witnesses?
PunGent: key point for me will be third-party witness testimony, if any.

FTFA:
"He punched my dad in the nose my dad has a mark on the nose. I saw his glasses were on the floor," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. He then accosted my father then took my iPad out of my hands. He then smashed it and cut it with a pocketknife, and there is a Lake Mary city worker across the street that I believe saw all of it."

[ww2.valdosta.edu image 269x212]

Which is why neither of them are pressing charges? I should have said "independent witnesses" though so your technically right...

/best kind of right.



Yeah-- I realized as soon as I posted... Wait.  Witnesses, like, in court?...  hmm
 
2013-09-09 05:28:32 PM  

naughtyrev: steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.

I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.


ZIMMERGATE
 
2013-09-09 05:29:09 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Really? you'd be surprised if break-ins stopped after news cameras and reporters started hanging out in a neighborhood 24 hours a day?
 
2013-09-09 05:29:48 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Elegy: yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in  Florida, he's getting jail time.

Except he didn't. In the wife's own words "he's in his car and continually has his hand on his gun."

That's not even blandishment, if all he was doing was sitting in the car where his gun happens to be.

That was the set up to his last murder.


You know what's really amazing? You can sit in car all day with a gun, and it's perfectly legal!

You can stroke, fondle it, lovingly work its action. You can even polish it with vigorous mastubatory gestures, sitting right there in your car, and it's perfectly legal!

Isn't America great?
 
2013-09-09 05:29:56 PM  

Carth: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Really? you'd be surprised if break-ins stopped after news cameras and reporters started hanging out in a neighborhood 24 hours a day?


It would certainly help confirm his own biases.
 
2013-09-09 05:30:33 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Because black people, am I right?
 
2013-09-09 05:31:03 PM  

stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.


Yeah. George was probably breaking into houses and using his community watch thing as a cover, then saw Trayvon Martin as the perfect scapegoat since dead men tell no tales.  Or in this case dead tennagers.
 
2013-09-09 05:31:06 PM  
Oh no,. not 24/7 of this shiat again.
 
Bf+
2013-09-09 05:31:09 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: naughtyrev: steamingpile: naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.

Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.

I was referring specifically to the fact that some crazy was bringing up Benghazi in the comments to a Zimmerman story.

ZIMMERGATE


Benghazimmermen?
 
2013-09-09 05:31:59 PM  

birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?



Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?
 
2013-09-09 05:33:09 PM  
I'm sure his buddies at the local PD and Mark O'Mara will make all of this go away.
 
2013-09-09 05:33:24 PM  
I understand it was just a disagreement over a ham bone, Tensions ran a bit high, but move along, nothing to see here, folks.
 
2013-09-09 05:33:32 PM  

Thunderpipes: She is divorcing him, and can easily get more money if she makes crap up. Public will largely believe it. Zimmerman stands to make many millions in lawsuits. She wants money, period.


Get more money? Florida is a no fault state, so when they get divorced everything gets split 50/50 no matter what. And since he isn't working, I doubt she will get any alimony, so your theory of her making stuff up falls apart.
 
2013-09-09 05:34:10 PM  

Phinn: birdmanesq: stonelotus: everyone seems to be overlooking the important question here and that is... did the crime rate go up or down in Zimmerman's neighborhood after Martin got plugged?  Because I'd be highly amused if all those unsolved break-ins coincidentally stopped.

Because black people, am I right?

Zimmerman's former neighborhood didn't have a rash of break-ins by elderly Chinese women, that's for sure.

Want to guess the actual demographic?


You know what my second favorite fallacy is? Any guesses?
 
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