Phinn: LasersHurt: I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.And drink-a the tequila! Si!/Now that I think about it, I could really go for a chimiganga right about now. Serious, you guys.
Fuggin Bizzy: J. Frank Parnell: FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.I have a pretty good idea.Yeh. In other news, Shellie Zimmerman's not exactly a news junkie. Also, she's deaf. And blind. And none too smart, apparently.
Kit Fister: megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.I'll sponsor you.
Mr. Zimmerman tries to find a new job.
Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.
freak7: I hear that Obama will be speaking tomorrow seeking approval to launch strikes against George Zimmerman.
WTF Indeed: I can't deal with hearing another single thing about George Zimmerman, so here are all Kate Upton tagged gifs on Tumblr. NSFW
hp6sa: FTFA: "George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam"Best typo ever.
DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.
Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"*snert*/whar funny button?Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.
Cletus C.: Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.LibelUnless he put it in the neighborhood newsletter, no.
birdmanesq: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.Fortunately much more severe than actually shooting an unarmed kid to death.
factoryconnection: Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.
Weaver95: Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.
Firethorn: factoryconnection: Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.I'm not saying anything about how common it is, but I've heard it's fairly standard for some lawyers to have the woman apply for a protective order against their husband alleging threat as a tactic to improve their position by making him look like a scumbag, distract him with all the rules/restrictions a restraining order places(such as having to rush to dispose of any guns they have), etc...Weaver95: Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered. It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.
you are a puppet: FloydA: LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.Seriously, who would date him now? Besides some insufferable racist woman.A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.Non-sexual love of a man doesn't make you gay. Most of the people in this thread love him in the same way they love their dads, or President Bush. Not in the way they love their wives, or their guns.
Firethorn: Going by the latest research there's actually roughly a 50% chance he was the one battered. It's just that women are more likely to be seriously injured and report it than men.
JerseyTim: Her 9-11 call.She says he tried to shut the garage door on her. He's gone full Scream.
vygramul: gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?Thanks a LOT asshole./just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.I'm not sure I should say anything else.
LeroyBourne: Lol....btw I have you farkied at Pain and Gain. Loved that article, it was a long read, but worth it.
Headso: DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.Check out the thread, it's either the wife's fault because she is trying to get all the money in a divorce or it is society's fault because Zimmerman had a hard time these past couple years with the trial and all.
yagottabefarkinkiddinme: If he pulled a gun in a domestic disturbance in Florida, he's getting jail time.
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW. I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out. Yeesh, no one flipping cares.She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.ehhh, it's not like he has any money to take. It would be better to divorce, isn't he still in debt to the lawyers? I wouldn't want to be apart of that debt if I were her.Probably, but I mean...speaking from a woman's perspective...if I knew my husband was somewhat villainous, it might be worth it to me to remain legally married to him if he was locked up because I wouldn't have to actually do anything wifely, but he couldn't actually harm me because he's in prison. I get all the benefits of being single and I don't arouse his ire.
quiotu: Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold would love you, you know that?
The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.But did she inject seven marijuanas?
WTF Indeed: Is this a food/AW thread yet?
steamingpile: never thought zimmerman was a stand up guy and was a little spooky but his wife is 100 times worse
Bf+: Has Sean Hannity set up a defense fund yet?
star_topology: My confirmation bias would be showing in any posts I would make on the matter, so I'll leave this here, even though no arrests have been made. The following is emboldened for emphasis.if there's a moral of this zimmerman arrest: be careful who you cape up for. they might make a fool of you.@bomani_jones
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