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2013-09-09 04:52:40 PM
Meant newsroom. Gdamn you autocorrect. Don't make me Zimmerman you
 
2013-09-09 04:53:17 PM
PTSD is a real biatch.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:18 PM
That poor motherfarker needs to move to the middle of North Dakota.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:55 PM

LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.


it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:57 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Uranus Is Huge!: Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.

Aw, birdie, you have a fan.


See, what we need is a diagram that features two concentric circles. The larger of the two would be labeled "in custody" the smaller of the two would be labeled "arrested." All arrests are custodial, but not all people who are taken into custody are arrested.

This isn't particularly high level stuff.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:11 PM
Obama has just announced that if Zimmerman farts, it will be considered a chemical attack and he will send in teh drones without waiting for Congress.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:14 PM

Infernalist: How many more deaths must there be before they find the courage to stop this monster?


Don't worry. Trayvon has already been dealt with. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:31 PM

tricycleracer: Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

Many lulz would be had.


That's pretty much the only reason why anyone cares about this anymore. Waaaay too much butthurt on both sides.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:44 PM
George Zimmerman is starting to give White Hispanics a bad name.
 
2013-09-09 04:54:53 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.

She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.


ehhh, it's not like he has any money to take.  It would be better to divorce, isn't he still in debt to the lawyers?  I wouldn't want to be apart of that debt if I were her.
 
2013-09-09 04:55:12 PM

Molavian: That poor motherfarker needs to move to the middle of North Dakota.


Nothing to do up there except shoot things, kill time, and there's not many black children for him to murder.
 
2013-09-09 04:55:16 PM

Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.


But did she inject seven marijuanas?
 
2013-09-09 04:55:24 PM

Phinn: ThatDarkFellow: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.

And he keeps slapping them biatches back, because you don't flim flam the Zimm-Zamm!


i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-09 04:55:48 PM

AirForceVet: I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.


Welcome to my Favorites.
 
2013-09-09 04:55:51 PM
Who would have thought that railroading someone for two years for politics and ruining their life would cause someone to possibly snap.
 
2013-09-09 04:56:08 PM

ahab: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ahab: Try harder.

For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

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Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?

I found a facebook cover image for you:


*yoink*
 
2013-09-09 04:56:40 PM

bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.


Looking out all the windows...
 
2013-09-09 04:57:05 PM

Fubini: tricycleracer: Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

Many lulz would be had.

That's pretty much the only reason why anyone cares about this anymore. Waaaay too much butthurt on both sides.



There's a lot more butthurt on the side that went all-in on the "racist murder of a poor, innocent black child" theme, and lost.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:13 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: Grimlock2099: LasersHurt: you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.

I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.

it's Florida... everyone smokes the marijuanas.

But did she inject seven marijuanas?


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-09 04:57:28 PM

Elegy: OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!


Well, in the latter case, it could have something to do with the fact that his wife says he was threatening her with a gun.

As far as making up lies, I suppose it's the same impulse that led people to make up lies and post fake pics of Trayvon.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:32 PM

LeroyBourne: Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.

She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.

ehhh, it's not like he has any money to take.  It would be better to divorce, isn't he still in debt to the lawyers?  I wouldn't want to be apart of that debt if I were her.


Probably, but I mean...speaking from a woman's perspective...if I knew my husband was somewhat villainous, it might be worth it to me to remain legally married to him if he was locked up because I wouldn't have to actually do anything wifely, but he couldn't actually harm me because he's in prison. I get all the benefits of being single and I don't arouse his ire.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:40 PM
When all you have is a gun, everything looks like a target.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:53 PM

Johnny_Whistle: bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.

Looking out all the windows...


It was dark, it's entirely possible that she resembled a young black child.
 
2013-09-09 04:58:11 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad wife with a gun is a good guy with a gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:58:26 PM

LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.



A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.
 
2013-09-09 04:59:10 PM

Infernalist: Johnny_Whistle: bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.

Looking out all the windows...

It was dark, it's entirely possible that she resembled a young black child.


I hope she was wearing a hoody.  That would be hilarious
 
2013-09-09 04:59:25 PM
What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.
 
2013-09-09 04:59:41 PM

Phinn: There's a lot more butthurt on the side that went all-in on the "racist murder of a poor, innocent black child" theme, and lost.


I'm not so sure about that.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:05 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

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Pop culture reference?
 
2013-09-09 05:00:12 PM

KhamanV: I find furries less worrisome than your kink. They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.


I can do furries too. very very very limited.

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Really, I just like women
 
2013-09-09 05:00:16 PM

the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.


Libel
 
2013-09-09 05:00:17 PM

FloydA: LeroyBourne: Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.

Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.


A substantial portion of the people in this thread, apparently.


Non-sexual love of a man doesn't make you gay. Most of the people in this thread love him in the same way they love their dads, or President Bush. Not in the way they love their wives, or their guns.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:29 PM
Calling bull shiat on this one. She's playing that "woman in danger" card because of his past where he legally used a gun to defend himself, she should do us all a favor and OD on sleeping pills.

Women from Florida are not worth the time it takes to say NO THANKS.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:45 PM
So now Zimmer is going to simmer?
 
2013-09-09 05:00:49 PM
FTFA:  "George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam"


Best typo ever.
 
2013-09-09 05:00:58 PM

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Well I am shocked, SHOCKED that the "unbiased" establishment media would try spinning a story at first till called on it.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:00 PM
This is what you all defended. Smh.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:13 PM

BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"


"Please resume your consumption of Skittles and Arizona Iced tea."
 
2013-09-09 05:01:25 PM
The in-laws have a nice home. That pool looks huge. And it has a cover of some sort.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:30 PM
Zim Zimmer.  Who got the keys to my Bimmer?
 
2013-09-09 05:01:32 PM

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.

You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.


Oh great...I just flashed on Zuckerberg stroking his goatee, then tenting his fingers and saying "eeeeexcellent...."
 
2013-09-09 05:01:42 PM

the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.


Fortunately much more severe than actually shooting an unarmed kid to death.
 
2013-09-09 05:01:48 PM
Well then it's settled. This means George Zimmerman was guilty of murder all along and Zombie Trayvon Martin is automatically president.
 
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2013-09-09 05:01:55 PM

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate


You don't normally hear that expression being used quite so literally
 
2013-09-09 05:02:13 PM
I hear that Obama will be speaking tomorrow seeking approval to launch strikes against George Zimmerman.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:27 PM
George Zimmerman is cooperating and is clam, according to police, as authorities look for search warrant to gain access to it.

I don't have time to read past the first 50 trollers to see if we can get to the heart of the journalism
 
2013-09-09 05:02:31 PM

tricycleracer: Zim Zimmer.  Who got the keys to my Bimmer?


Vrrrrrroooooooom
 
2013-09-09 05:02:33 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: This is what you all defended. Smh.


Oh hey, you're back. I was worried you'd syh off when Zimmerman was found not guilty.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:36 PM

Fubini: the money is in the banana stand: What are the repercussions if she and her father completely made up this BS? Lying about something like this and crying wolf should get you thrown down a well.

Libel


Unless he put it in the neighborhood newsletter, no.
 
2013-09-09 05:02:36 PM

OtherLittleGuy: She got thrown under the bus with her perjury, she wants out, calls cops that he threatened her with a gun.

It's Jon & Kate with firearms.


I'd watch the hell out of that show.
 
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