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2013-09-09 04:44:28 PM

Highroller48: TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!

That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.


He's gonna do it?
 
2013-09-09 04:44:29 PM
The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.
 
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2013-09-09 04:44:42 PM

Highroller48: TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!

That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.


www.blogcdn.com

WE'RE GONNA DO IT!....
 
2013-09-09 04:44:45 PM
She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.
 
2013-09-09 04:45:44 PM
Already knew he had issues after he chased down that guy and shot him in cold blood. That's right, the NRA and GOP are LOVING this murdering latino!
 
2013-09-09 04:45:59 PM
IIRC wasnt the reason he was at his inlaws place the night of the shooting was because she already left him anyways? Dude at this point just let it go she is gone.
 
2013-09-09 04:45:59 PM
What an idiot if true. And even if not true stay the fark away from your soon to be ex. Don't give the lawyers any more shiat to talk about you. If you're getting divorced you're farked as the guy anyway.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:00 PM

Misconduc: Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.


It may shock you to know this, but cars have windows.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:04 PM

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


very true.

Regardless though, I think the dude needs to just get away from society for a while.  If the wife is filing for divorce, then stay away from her too.  Regardless of what you think of the guy, it's painfully obvious that the country is far too interested in seeing him in the press.

/sadly, he's reinforcing my opinion of him
 
2013-09-09 04:46:06 PM

2wolves: Yeah, we know.


You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

img853.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-09 04:46:23 PM

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.


Many lulz would be had.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:26 PM

Princess Ryans Knickers: Already knew he had issues after he chased down that guy and shot him in cold blood. That's right, the NRA and GOP are LOVING this murdering latino!


Get your shiat straight. He's white. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:35 PM
I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.
 
2013-09-09 04:46:42 PM

the money is in the banana stand: Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?



It all depends on what the politically-motivated second prosecutor wants to overcharge him with.

Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?
 
2013-09-09 04:46:52 PM

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


I think I found his truck:

img4.allvoices.com
 
2013-09-09 04:47:20 PM

HeartBurnKid: Misconduc: Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.

It may shock you to know this, but cars have windows.


It may shock you to know this, but they're generally at shoulder height. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:47:27 PM

ahab: Try harder.


For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

www.teekeem.com

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.


So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?
 
2013-09-09 04:47:32 PM

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.


Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.
 
2013-09-09 04:47:35 PM
You know if his wife was a young, black teen, he would have shot her?  Right?
 
2013-09-09 04:47:54 PM

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


Now they're saying the wife and her father don't want to press charges.

My guess:  that's because they realize Zimmerman will tap into defense fund (basically a PayPal account) and drain any money she would get from a divorce.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:00 PM
Why don't we send him on a diplomatic mission to Syria? Can just merge all those stories into one big raging mess of irrational user commentary.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:07 PM
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

Really?! You don't know what he's capable of? Really? I think its pretty safe to say he's capable of instigating a confrontation, specifically against police instruction, and shooting your unarmed asz to death because he felt "threatened".

//hint, stay away from hoodies and skittles
 
2013-09-09 04:48:13 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-09 04:48:15 PM
She is divorcing him, and can easily get more money if she makes crap up. Public will largely believe it. Zimmerman stands to make many millions in lawsuits. She wants money, period.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:18 PM

LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.


Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:35 PM

LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.


We live in a world where if something is good it must be all good. And if something is bad it must be all bad.

THERE MUST NOT BE A GRAY AREA. EVER.
 
2013-09-09 04:48:41 PM

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: ahab: Try harder.

For that, I would have had to care more.

But, on the other hand, I was introduced to this monstrosity:

[www.teekeem.com image 500x298]

Fubini: The only interesting part of this is that any conviction in this case would deprive Zimmerman of the right to possess any firearms under the Domestic Violence Offender Gun Ban.

So you're saying is that there may be a silver lining to his estranged wife's dad getting bopped in the nose?


I found a facebook cover image for you:
www.iwantcovers.com
 
2013-09-09 04:49:07 PM
They need to arrest him before he kills again.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:15 PM

LeroyBourne: She's a lame AW.  I saw on the news complaining about how the trial was so hard on their relationship and she just wasn't sure if they could work it out.  Yeesh, no one flipping cares.


She was probably hoping he'd get convicted because then she could either stay with him, but far away from him or divorce him when he couldn't get to her.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:15 PM

TDWCom29: Treygreen13: TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you

Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?

Yup, and I met him while mindlessly defending him in a fark thread. biatchgityourownman


If people didn't fark up they wouldn't get me correcting them as often.

Zimmerman is a great example of how someone can be (likely) a total scumbag and still not deserve what a couple of the major TV networks did to him. And here it is again, he goes from "questioned by police" to "arrested for gun incident."
 
2013-09-09 04:49:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: 2wolves: Yeah, we know.

You think you know, but really you have no idea... none...

[img853.imageshack.us image 300x400]


I find furries less worrisome than your kink.  They make a big deal about consent, and if someone farks up, the worst you got is a major dry cleaning bill.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:35 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.

Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Look. If only you'd be less moronically pedantic you never would have babbled yourself into this mess. Don't slop that on me, bub.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:36 PM

LessO2: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

Now they're saying the wife and her father don't want to press charges.

My guess:  that's because they realize Zimmerman will tap into defense fund (basically a PayPal account) and drain any money she would get from a divorce.


...or it isn't true at all and they are throwing out wild lies.
 
2013-09-09 04:49:49 PM

LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.


i don't know how, at this point in your fark career, you could possibly be surprised by the depth to which fark posters will sink
 
2013-09-09 04:50:08 PM

ThatDarkFellow: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

Yeah, biatches keep attacking him. Fact.



And he keeps slapping them biatches back, because you don't flim flam the Zimm-Zamm!
 
2013-09-09 04:50:11 PM

Rapmaster2000: I think it's pretty obvious what happened here.  Shellie "Judas" Zimmerman knowingly married a man previously convicted of domestic violence KNOWING that the would eventually recommit.  Then, she could take all of the money he made from his lucrative, high-paying career.

I suspect that Al Sharpton put her up to it.  You have not idea how deep these conspiracies can go.


There's a reason Trayvon LOOKED LIKE Obama's son. Barry impregnated Tawanna Brawley years ago just so this very scenario could occur. He dies in a fight he started under the influence of 'sherm', they scapegoat a "White Hispanic" MAN for his death and collect the insurance. And where did the money go? Straight into George Soros's bank account. Just as Saul Alinsky instructed. Typical Hillary Clinton tactics. George Mcgovern is behind this all. farking Kennedies.
 
2013-09-09 04:50:27 PM
Phinn:
Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?

As soon as she can pack on another 150 pounds.
 
2013-09-09 04:50:30 PM

JerseyTim: Her attorney told ABC News that George pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.

Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


Slow down there, sport.  I don't seem to see that the wife pulled a gun in this here argument.  Care to explain that?
 
2013-09-09 04:50:42 PM
OK, riddle me this: what the fark is it about this guy that compels people to make up lies about him?

Zimmerman uses a legally carried gun for lawful self defense: THIS RACIST CRACKER STALKED AND KILLED AN UNARMED CHILD CUZ RAYCIZZIM!

Zimmerman gets into an argument with his wife and goes and sits in the car: ZIMMERMAN WAS THREATENING HIS WIFE WITH A GUN!
 
2013-09-09 04:50:50 PM

freak7: Not sure I believe her.


Better find out if she ever smoked pot in high school.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:03 PM

TrixieDelite: Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?

I think I found his truck:


Heh heh...okay, that was funny.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:07 PM
24.media.tumblr.com

Wait, or did he already do that?
 
2013-09-09 04:51:33 PM
Zimmerman found out his wife and Obama had teamed and we're planning to use the Magic Time Machine to save Trayvon, who she would then of course marry.

If that's not justification I don't know what is.


//I don't bloody well know, I'm new at this.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:35 PM
But Newsweek hasn't given me an opinion on the last Zimmerman thing yet:(

What evs. Good excuse to pregame the double header.

/also, lolthisthread
 
2013-09-09 04:51:38 PM

LessO2: Phinn:
Speaking of which, when is Michelle Obama going to go on TV and say that Shellie Zimmerman could have been her?

As soon as she can pack on another 150 pounds.



So, like 2 weeks?
 
2013-09-09 04:51:45 PM

the money is in the banana stand: LessO2: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

Now they're saying the wife and her father don't want to press charges.

My guess:  that's because they realize Zimmerman will tap into defense fund (basically a PayPal account) and drain any money she would get from a divorce.

...or it isn't true at all and they are throwing out wild lies.


a known liar versus a known killer next on Schools Match Wits!
 
2013-09-09 04:52:07 PM

Jackson Herring: LasersHurt: I seriously cannot believe people are CONTINUING to defend him, to the point of shiatting on his Wife now.

There's a common thread in this man's issues.

i don't know how, at this point in your fark career, you could possibly be surprised by the depth to which fark posters will sink


Endless faith in humanity, and endless capacity for disappointment.
 
2013-09-09 04:52:10 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Condescending douche response? Check
Need to display superior legal knowledge? Check

If you're not a lawyer yet, you're really selling yourself short. Now please go bother somebody else. I'm sure they'll be very impressed.


Aw, birdie, you have a fan.

ahab: I found a facebook cover image for you:


That is...amazing.
 
2013-09-09 04:52:14 PM
How many more deaths must there be before they find the courage to stop this monster?
 
2013-09-09 04:52:29 PM

Phinn: the money is in the banana stand: Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?

It all depends on what the politically-motivated second prosecutor wants to overcharge him with.


And obviously--the politically motivated media, who has apparently played fast and loose with the facts YET AGAIN....
 
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