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2013-09-09 04:34:11 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.


Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:30 PM  
Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:44 PM  

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I'm not sure I should say anything else.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:52 PM  

birdmanesq: Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.


I'm also going to need to see her school records.
 
2013-09-09 04:34:58 PM  
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2013-09-09 04:35:15 PM  
Her 9-11 call.

She says he tried to shut the garage door on her. He's gone full Scream.
 
2013-09-09 04:35:39 PM  
Is the media treating him as Hispanic or white this time?
 
2013-09-09 04:35:41 PM  

Loadmaster: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.

Because Detroit didn't want him?


No. No no no no. You're not going to dump him here. We've got our own gun violence and other bullshiat.

And arson. Lots of arson. But I love BBQ, so that's not an issue.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:06 PM  
Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:10 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.

ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.


Oops, you forgot to bold the whole thing.  He was never arrested.  Let me quote from an article yet again:

As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home.

Pretty straight forward.  He wasn't read his rights or arrested for any crime.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:27 PM  
This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:34 PM  

cc_rider: Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.


You need to read about her, even most of his supporters never liked her actions while he was in jail and was trying to see if he could stay in jail thinking she could be worth more on the talk show circuit, distressed wife and all that, I dont think zimmerman is 100% without guilt in either situation, I just thought there wasnt enough to convict him.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:35 PM  

TrixieDelite: ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!


Don't call it a comeback. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:36 PM  

Rhino_man: You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?


He looks high as fark.
 
2013-09-09 04:36:46 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:10 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".
 
2013-09-09 04:37:37 PM  

udhq: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.

At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation that it was done in self defense.


Golly, you're right!  That's why he was found guilty of manslaughter.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:40 PM  
And this is why you don't pick your righteous NRA "hero's" based on conservative propaganda...
 
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM  
Zimmerman needs a talk show.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:52 PM  

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


I like gun porn:

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I like gun porn a lot.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:55 PM  

you are a puppet: Zimmerman's wife is a thug with gang ties. There are photos of her flipping the bird.


I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:05 PM  

gja: vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?

Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.


I think when I get home I am going to take a drill to my head to get those images out.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:07 PM  

gadian: This guy strikes me as one of those  miserable people who has just been a colossal fark up at everything they've ever tried to accomplish and ruined everything they ever tried to touch.  The kid no one wanted to be partnered with on a science project because he'd ruin the whole thing.  The guy no one wanted to have around at a party because he'd just break something, piss on the floor, and embarrass himself.  There is nothing wrong with that sort of person, really.  You just don't want to have anything to do with them.


He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!
 
2013-09-09 04:38:12 PM  

varmitydog: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".


And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:38:17 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.


There is very grave evidence that he shot and killed a child (even if he never punched him).
 
2013-09-09 04:38:47 PM  

FLORIDA LAW: "The decision to prosecute does not lie with the victim of a crime." http://t.co/Tv9KGS8MXd #zimmerman

- Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:39:01 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.


Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?

Okay. I guess accepting random strangers on the internet is a much better strategy.

Also, it's sort of a pedantic argument.

Let's hope the patron saint of neighborhood watches gets exonerated quickly. Any prolonged absence and his subdivision could be overrun by thugs.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:09 PM  
Now the eternal question of man arises; where does one go when they are no longer accepted in Florida?
 
2013-09-09 04:39:13 PM  
She was wearing a hoody, wasn't she?
 
2013-09-09 04:39:19 PM  
The Zimmermans are the most dysfunctional white family in the country. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:22 PM  

LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.


The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:49 PM  

varmitydog: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 284x177]

It went down just like this.
Except instead of John Cusack it was George Zimmerman.
And instead of the song "In your eyes" it was "Another one bites the dust".


and instead of a radio, it was gun.
 
2013-09-09 04:39:52 PM  

ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.

ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.

Oops, you forgot to bold the whole thing.  He was never arrested.  Let me quote from an article yet again:

As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home.

Pretty straight forward.  He wasn't read his rights or arrested for any crime.


The term is often used in multiple ways. You are both right. He was technically "arrested" when he was detained and question, but since he was not booked or given a summons or citation this will not show up in his arrest record.
 
2013-09-09 04:40:43 PM  

udhq: At the end of the day, there was ample evidence that Zimmerman had fired a fatal shot from his own gun into an unarmed minor, and nothing but wild speculation no evidence to rebut the claim that it was done in self defense, much less disprove it beyond a reasonable doubt.


See?  Now your comment follows the law.
 
SRD [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:40:46 PM  
There was no gun involved only a gun at the residence. 

Kit Fister: Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?


There was no gun involved only one at the residence.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:40:51 PM  

Headso: LineNoise: Playing devil's advocate, if you are the wife, this is a great way to get a good divorce settlement, tv appearances, a nice book deal, etc.

The downside to killing some teenager, people can use your killing of an unarmed person to question your credibility in the future. He's the real victim in all of this.


Or you can go the other direction and say that he's being made a scapegoat.

jamiedubs.com
 
2013-09-09 04:40:52 PM  

Treygreen13: TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you

Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?


Yup, and I met him while mindlessly defending him in a fark thread. biatchgityourownman
 
2013-09-09 04:41:12 PM  
How do we know Shellie Zimmerman was not hopped up on purple drank.
 
2013-09-09 04:41:20 PM  
i1089.photobucket.comSome women don't believe in divorce.
 
2013-09-09 04:41:21 PM  

JerseyTim: There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


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2013-09-09 04:42:14 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I like gun porn:


Yeah, we know.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:17 PM  

LasersHurt: I bet she smoked the Marijuanas.



And drink-a the tequila!   Si!

/Now that I think about it, I could really go for a chimiganga right about now.  Serious, you guys.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:52 PM  

birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.


That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.


My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.
 
2013-09-09 04:42:56 PM  
You know, I wonder how bitter this divorce gets before she just goes for revenge.   Starts claiming he admitted it was murder and bragged to her about "getting a n*****" and crap like that.
 
2013-09-09 04:43:26 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Showing why I thought what I thought is dumb?


Being dumb is dumb. Don't do that. Even by your dictionary definition you aren't right. Arrest may be "[t]he act of detaining in legal custody." But what does "detaining" mean there? Or "legal custody"? The fact is that an arrest is a technical term and all detentions do not become arrests.

For a primer on this Michigan v. Chestnut is a pretty good case to read, I guess.
 
2013-09-09 04:43:31 PM  
TFA: '"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said'

Really?  'Cause I can give you a hint...


vudukungfu: He's a schlemiel AND a schlemazel !!!


That's because he works for Hasenpfeffer Incorporated.
 
2013-09-09 04:43:34 PM  
Considering the fact that he was not arrested and is no longer detained, wouldn't that point more toward the fact that he did not actually threaten her with a gun etc? Wouldn't he be arrested and still detained if they thought he actually did what he is being accused of?
 
2013-09-09 04:44:00 PM  
I think it's pretty obvious what happened here.  Shellie "Judas" Zimmerman knowingly married a man previously convicted of domestic violence KNOWING that the would eventually recommit.  Then, she could take all of the money he made from his lucrative, high-paying career.

I suspect that Al Sharpton put her up to it.  You have not idea how deep these conspiracies can go.
 
2013-09-09 04:44:06 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: birdmanesq: Uranus Is Huge!: My bad.

Don't be dumb. That was dumb. Don't do that.

That made me snort.

ahab: And instead of a boombox, it was a gun.

My GIS for "boombox shaped like gun" yielded nothing of value.


Try harder.
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2013-09-09 04:44:11 PM  

jst3p: He was technically "arrested" when he was detained and question, but since he was not booked or given a summons or citation this will not show up in his arrest record.


Don't be dumb. You're being dumb too.
 
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