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2013-09-09 04:25:34 PM
Totally super suprised.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:48 PM
The threat was because she ate all his food, again.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:54 PM

ongbok: I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also


People don't get 'a mark' on their nose from being punched there.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:56 PM

Weaver95: Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?

No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.


I don't agree with you often, but I agree with you on this.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:59 PM
wife divorce shnenanigans

she is a confessed purjurer, her word carrys no weight with the court.

lock his in-laws up for false police reports and violate her probation.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM

Misconduc: SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "


I love it that this is okay.  But you "pull" the gun and all of a sudden it's OVER THE LINE!

thebovinecomedy.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-09 04:26:12 PM

Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."


Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"
 
2013-09-09 04:26:23 PM
Ken Jennings thinks that Jeopardy extends your 15 minutes. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM

Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?


Dude, he's not going to sleep with you
 
2013-09-09 04:26:27 PM

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence. And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict. Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.


That whole "presumption of innocence" thing can be such an impediment to a righteous lynch mob in the performance of its duties.

/Zimmerman should be in jail, but the prosecution lost its shiat early and often
 
2013-09-09 04:26:28 PM
It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:30 PM
 
2013-09-09 04:26:32 PM

megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.


I'll sponsor you.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:35 PM
Does she keep custody of the Kel-Tec? Or will they swap on weekends and holidays?
 
2013-09-09 04:26:43 PM

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


I've always said he is probably a well meaning person who lacks judgement and self-control.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:53 PM
"We've only heard one side of the story so far," Bracknell said without a hint of irony.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:02 PM
When a hoplophobe blows a gasket are they going to blame ZImmerman for it?
 
2013-09-09 04:27:05 PM
Fat biatch probably ate his Skittles.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:07 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"


No, actually you are quite wrong.
 
2013-09-09 04:27:28 PM

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU!
 
2013-09-09 04:27:50 PM

LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?


And the making shiat up has begun!
 
2013-09-09 04:28:03 PM
The victims are not speaking to police and were waiting for their attorney to arrive, Bracknell said.

Reading this makes me wonder if George did anything at all to these people. Sounds like they just want money.

Does he have a book deal yet?
 
2013-09-09 04:28:48 PM

Rapmaster2000: Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.

Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.


You owe me a keyboard AND a monitor.
 
2013-09-09 04:28:51 PM
When asked for his opinion on this latest altercation, Trayvon Martin had no comment. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:04 PM

ahab: It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.


Misogyny always takes the lead because they are smarter.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:08 PM

JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.



Do you know what kind of weapon(s) he had hidden INSIDE the pie????!?!?  No?
 The Fark Lawyer Brigade will now begin an 18-month lecture series telling us that, since we don't know the exact composition or weapons-content of the pie, we must assume there was a gun in the pie and Zimmerman was trying to kill his wife.


And then he ate it.

Because he's fat and a racist.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:08 PM

ahab: It's close so far birdmanesq, but I think misogyny is taking the lead.


It's too bad George Jones is dead. His lyrical styling would have been a perfect way to bluegrass through this thread.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:32 PM
Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.
 
2013-09-09 04:29:47 PM

WTF Indeed: I can't deal with hearing another single thing about George Zimmerman, so here are all Kate Upton tagged gifs on Tumblr. NSFW


O_O

Today was a good day.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:19 PM
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.


She doesn't get out much or read the news. She could have been on his jury.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:42 PM

J. Frank Parnell: FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.


Yeh. In other news, Shellie Zimmerman's not exactly a news junkie. Also, she's deaf. And blind. And none too smart, apparently.
 
2013-09-09 04:30:45 PM
verysmartbrothas.com
 
2013-09-09 04:30:57 PM

Nabb1: LordJiro: What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?

And the making shiat up has begun!


Seriously! George is NOT tiny dicked you farking liars!
 
2013-09-09 04:31:08 PM
The Zimmerman cheerleaders are calling this a conspiracy by the MSM and the antigun lobby, who apparently paid her to divorce him and made up the gun threats.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:38 PM

Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"


Actually, they are different things.

Detaining someone is temporarily not allowing someone to leave while you investigate. When you get pulled over by the police on the road, you are being detained. Even if you don't get a ticket, you are "detained."

An arrest is when a law enforcement official determines that a crime has occurred and you are likely to be the perpetrator.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:41 PM

Wyalt Derp: I_Am_Weasel: Poor George. Life is not beer and skittles.

Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.


Ha! Well played.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:42 PM

Kit Fister: megarian: Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.

I'll sponsor you.


YESSSS! I'll tell my probation officer! She was on my ass about that.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:47 PM
So, douche acts douchey...what a surprise.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:56 PM
I, for one, am simply shocked that this man could do such a thing. Shocked.
 
2013-09-09 04:31:58 PM

ahab: Uranus Is Huge!: Treygreen13: I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."

Actually, I think it is the same. I think your statement would have been correct had you said, "...same as 'charged.'"

No, actually you are quite wrong.


ar·rest (-rst)
v. ar·rest·ed, ar·rest·ing, ar·rests
v.tr.
1. To stop; check: a brake that automatically arrests motion; arrested the growth of the tumor.
2. To seize and hold under the authority of law.
3. To capture and hold briefly (the attention, for example); engage.
v.intr.
To undergo cardiac arrest: The patient arrested en route to the hospital.
n.
1.
a. The act of detaining in legal custody: the arrest of a criminal suspect.
b. The state of being so detained: a criminal under arrest.
2. A device for stopping motion, especially of a moving part.
3. The act of stopping or the condition of being stopped.

My bad.
 
2013-09-09 04:32:21 PM

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.


Because Detroit didn't want him?
 
2013-09-09 04:32:43 PM

TDWCom29: Treygreen13: Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?

Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?

Dude, he's not going to sleep with you


Why not? Is he your big fat white-latino lover bear?
 
2013-09-09 04:32:46 PM

Phinn: JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.

Do you know what kind of weapon(s) he had hidden INSIDE the pie????!?!?  No?
 The Fark Lawyer Brigade will now begin an 18-month lecture series telling us that, since we don't know the exact composition or weapons-content of the pie, we must assume there was a gun in the pie and Zimmerman was trying to kill his wife.


And then he ate it.

Because he's fat and a racist.


And if he would have just stayed in the living room instead of pursuing his wife into the kitchen none of this would have happened.

fat, racist, and overzealous/hungry
 
2013-09-09 04:32:50 PM

Loadmaster: Well, his wife just divorced him, so that's got to get him a little riled up.


Seriously, who would date him now?  Besides some insufferable racist woman.
 
2013-09-09 04:33:13 PM
#justiceformarriage
 
2013-09-09 04:33:14 PM

Rapmaster2000: Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.

Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.



That's about eight shades of awesome.

But you left out the part about how he fired his guns into the air as they drove away, all the while shouting "Ándale! Ándale! Arriba!"
 
2013-09-09 04:33:19 PM
You know who else got away with murder, then got busted for some stupid shiat?
media.npr.org
 
2013-09-09 04:33:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


You can shoot him before he does you bodily harm and say you were standing your ground.
 
2013-09-09 04:33:48 PM

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Because guns don't stand their ground, people do!
 
2013-09-09 04:33:55 PM
"I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call. "I'm really scared."

You don't?
 
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