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2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM

In fairness, we should really take a look at George Zimmerman's wife's twitter feed before we jump to any conclusions.

- Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:17:00 PM

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


If there was any evidence of a serious issue, you can be certain he'd be in custody this time, because no police department is going to want to take the heat that Sanford did.

This sounds more like "My soon to be ex-husband pissed me off, so I'm going to report him".

Could be real, of course, but it's a divorce, so it's only a 50% chance of that.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:04 PM

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


No kidding. Zimmerman should have changed his name, shaved his face off and found a nice deep dark hole to hide in for the next decade.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:09 PM

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


Intriguing, and entirely possible.
 
2013-09-09 04:17:13 PM
*snert*
 
2013-09-09 04:17:35 PM
I've got nothing to add except he is and always will be a murderous scum bag
 
2013-09-09 04:17:52 PM
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2013-09-09 04:18:05 PM
'shop with Zimmerman's face on it....

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-09-09 04:18:21 PM
I'll drink, subby, but not because you told me to.

You're not the boss of me.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:40 PM

Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?


Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:46 PM
George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:56 PM

Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.


Let's discuss the KNOWN facts of the case.  Jorge "Speedy Gonzalez" Zimmerman was returning home with a bag of tacos for his voluptuous wife who loves tacos.  Suddenly, known race baiter Jesse Jackson leapt from shadows darker than the heart of Africa and began screaming "Ay yi yi! It is me, Jorge Zimmerman here to shoot you!"  Then he jumped into Al Sharpton's pink Cadillac and they sped away to buy steak and lobsters with food stamps.

It's pretty cut and dried.
 
2013-09-09 04:18:59 PM

Headso: Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...


yeah, he does not seem to have learned the right lesson after his acquittal.  What he should have been thinking was "that was close.  I should behave more responsibly."  Instead, he appears to be thinking, "I am invincible!  KING KONG AIN'T GOT SHIAT ON ME!"
 
2013-09-09 04:19:09 PM
If you are in a situation where you need to talk to your wife to stop a divorce, and you decide to flash a gun before you leave, you failed buddy.

\Could be wife making up shiat as he probably always has a gun on him, but I think we have an idea of his possible character.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:19:10 PM

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


Thanks a LOT asshole.
/just threw up in my mouth a little, since I WAS enjoying some nice lemon-lime jello.
//now I have no snack, so it's YOUR FAULT I am headed to the snack machine for chocolate.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:11 PM
Some of his fans should start up a gun rights group in his honor, to defend the "real" victims of violence-the perpetrators.

But seriously, run Shellie. Get the hell away from this thug before he Travons you, too.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:15 PM

czei: Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?

Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.


My guess: this one got way more comments so they decided to green it.
 
2013-09-09 04:19:21 PM

Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.


Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?
 
2013-09-09 04:20:00 PM

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.


+1
 
2013-09-09 04:20:03 PM

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.


Dangit... and I was planning to take this week off...
 
2013-09-09 04:20:14 PM
My confirmation bias would be showing in any posts I would make on the matter, so I'll leave this here, even though no arrests have been made. The following is emboldened for emphasis.if there's a moral of this zimmerman arrest: be careful who you cape up for. they might make a fool of you.@bomani_jones
 
2013-09-09 04:20:27 PM

naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.


Its subby, questioned does not equal arrest but just the same as the other side wanted OJ the left is frothing in its attempt to get him, I think this lady was a biatch the whole time and out for her own deals.
 
2013-09-09 04:20:42 PM

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


The civilized parts of the country have a moratorium on immigration from the tribal regions.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM

blatz514: Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.

Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?


Maybe we should have a new FLORIDAFLASH tag.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:05 PM
i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:21:35 PM
i am beginning to think this guy may not be totally on the up-and-up.
 
2013-09-09 04:21:43 PM
I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.
 
2013-09-09 04:22:19 PM
It's drinkin' time? If you say so...
 
2013-09-09 04:22:29 PM
Oh look, it's this thread ag- waitwut?
 
2013-09-09 04:22:31 PM
Zimmerman is on the OJ fast track to jail.

Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.
 
2013-09-09 04:22:59 PM
Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?
 
2013-09-09 04:23:12 PM

Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.

Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?


No, because terrible excuses for human beings suffering bad karma for their own actions is kind of a life affirming thing for me.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:26 PM
biatch was probably wearing a hoodie around the house and eatn' skittles... also probably will have a book deal if she doesn't already.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:33 PM

JerseyTim: Her attorney told ABC News that George pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.

Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


Yes, but he was caught speeding twice this year.  Doesn't that exempt him from stand-your-ground?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:23:52 PM

bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.


Walking around the house? That's an Oscar-ing.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:54 PM
When interviewed about this domestic altercation Rachel Jeantel called the act pervert. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:23:57 PM
What? Zimmerman has anger issues, and is the type of tinydicked shiathead who reaches for a gun when angry? Who knew?
 
2013-09-09 04:24:03 PM

Zimmerman back in police custody for pulling a gun on his family. Wow, you think you know a guy!

- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 9, 2013
 
2013-09-09 04:24:07 PM
Hmm did he pull a gun? hmm.......no

SHELLIE ZIMMERMAN: "He's in his car, and he continually has his hand on his gun, and he keeps saying 'step closer', and he's just threatening all of us with his firearm. "

Hmm really? You can see a persons hand on a firearm from inside of a car? I guess I can hear wet grass too.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:09 PM

Private_Citizen: Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.


Doesn't that mean we should put him IN general population for lying about being a first degree murderer?
 
2013-09-09 04:24:12 PM
I think this is an important time to point out that "detained and questioned" isn't the same thing as "arrested."
 
2013-09-09 04:24:29 PM
Not sure I believe her.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:41 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.


Unless you're drinking Skittlebrau.
 
2013-09-09 04:24:45 PM
Just shut up and take a seat. You got away with murder. Go away already. Move to another country or something.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:00 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?


He was acquitted July 13th.  Since then, he got a warning for speeding and then a ticket or something?  And then this.  So the short answer is: yes.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:00 PM

Shrugging Atlas: Honest question:  Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?


Do you count this week, where he isn't charged with a crime and wasn't arrested?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:07 PM
Can we finally yank this guy's permit at the very least, and expel him from the Order of Responsible Gun Owners? The guy is a douche, a tard, and at this point just deserves to get his gun taken permanently.

I was willing to not say much about him during and after the trial due to lack of evidence, and I will even be OK with him speeding. But if the dude threatened his wife with a gun, get that gun out of his hands, NOW, or you're going to have another body, and I won't have that on my conscience. Pity the wife didn't Stand Her Ground(tm).

/how much do you want to bet he also beats his wife?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:16 PM
Can we get a Sponsored(TM) AA sponsor? My internal organs hurt.
 
2013-09-09 04:25:18 PM

ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.


Well, not yet

/but if she keeps pissing him off...
 
2013-09-09 04:25:28 PM
She got thrown under the bus with her perjury, she wants out, calls cops that he threatened her with a gun.

It's Jon & Kate with firearms.
 
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