In fairness, we should really take a look at George Zimmerman's wife's twitter feed before we jump to any conclusions.- Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) September 9, 2013
In fairness, we should really take a look at George Zimmerman's wife's twitter feed before we jump to any conclusions.
ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.
groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.Probably because he's an idiot.Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.
ThatDarkFellow: Please.All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.
Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?
Treygreen13: I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.
Headso: Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...
vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?
czei: Rev.K: What of Skittles and iced tea?Yeah, my headline was "Zimmerman catches his wife wearing a hoodie and holding skittles and iced tea", but this must have been funnier.
Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.
ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman learned how to break noses from Trayvon Martin. Fact.
unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail/before I get cirrhosisToo late for me. I need a transplant.Maybe we can get a group discountAdd me in as well. My 'Check Liver' light just went on.
naughtyrev: Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.
nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida? That's the real question here.
blatz514: Fark It: Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.Does Newsflash tag trump the Florida tag even though there wasn't a newsflash?
Nabb1: Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?
JerseyTim: Her attorney told ABC News that George pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.
bulldg4life: I bet she was walking around the house suspiciously.
Zimmerman back in police custody for pulling a gun on his family. Wow, you think you know a guy!- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) September 9, 2013
Zimmerman back in police custody for pulling a gun on his family. Wow, you think you know a guy!
Private_Citizen: Once he's there, they better keep him out of general population, or he'll have a shorter lifespan than a snowball in Hell.
I_Am_Weasel: Poor George. Life is not beer and skittles.
Shrugging Atlas: Honest question: Has there been a single week since this guy walked where he hasn't been in trouble with the law?
ThatDarkFellow: George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.
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