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2013-09-09 03:49:39 PM  
Wait, Zimmerman and Trayvon were *married*?
 
2013-09-09 03:49:53 PM  
That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:08 PM  

birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.


It's a cat thread now.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:52 PM  

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


DAMMIT. Cats. I knew I forgot something.
 
2013-09-09 03:50:59 PM  
Acrimonious divorce + George Zimmerman? You can bet that's a headline.
 
2013-09-09 03:51:00 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.
 
2013-09-09 03:51:57 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?

Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.


Yes... I know....

/*eyeroll*
 
2013-09-09 03:53:17 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.



i105.photobucket.com

Oh great.  Now I hate everything.
 
2013-09-09 03:57:20 PM  

JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.


Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?
 
2013-09-09 03:57:32 PM  
Via ABC news, wife's attorney says there was a knife and a gun involved, apparently contradicting what police are saying. No word on tridents.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-custody-domestic-incident- in volving-gun/story?id=20203329

Shellie Zimmerman recently announced plans to divorce her husband, who was acquitted in July on murder charges related to the 2012 death of Florida teenager Trayvon Martin.
Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad, according to attorney Kelly Sims.
 
2013-09-09 03:57:40 PM  

Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.


And now it's our nausea.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 03:57:51 PM  
www.jewishworldreview.com

He's perfect.  Can't be his fault.
 
2013-09-09 04:00:27 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: Her attorney told ABC News that Zimmerman pulled a knife on her today after she discovered a firearm in the house they shared. He then pulled a gun on her and her father after a verbal altercation went bad


It's a big man who brings both a knife and a gun to a word fight.
 
2013-09-09 04:00:55 PM  

vygramul: JerseyTim: Tom_Slick: That shaking you just felt was Nancy Grace having the biggest orgasm of her life.

There goes my appetite. No key lime pie for me.

Where do you think the "gelatin" came from?


i105.photobucket.com
Stop it
Stop it
STOP IT!!
 
2013-09-09 04:01:14 PM  

birdmanesq: dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.

DAMMIT. Cats. I knew I forgot something.


I was going to say thinly-veiled racism, but I suppose Obama-derp sort of covers that.
 
2013-09-09 04:01:16 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?
 
2013-09-09 04:02:52 PM  
Gee, Zimmerman has impulse control issues and a gun fetish? I'm just shocked that this might cause a problem...
 
2013-09-09 04:02:58 PM  

ahab: I was going to say thinly-veiled racism, but I suppose Obama-derp sort of covers that.


Oh, yeah, I mean there is no other way to classify those, "Who does Obama relate to in this situation?" comments other than as overt racism. There's no other way to read that.
 
2013-09-09 04:03:36 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2013-09-09 04:03:49 PM  

dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?


This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...
 
2013-09-09 04:04:18 PM  
No one was shot?  See, I told you he was a responsible gun owner!
 
2013-09-09 04:06:11 PM  

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.
 
2013-09-09 04:06:52 PM  
Poor George.  Life is not beer and skittles.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:07:01 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Why are you so divisive and discriminatory!  That MUST mean you hate all whites!
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 04:08:06 PM  

Weaver95: dr_blasto: Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.

So, that basically means he's shot at least 15 people, right?

This just in...a SECOND gun has hit the ex-wife! A second gun has been confirmed...


I just heard that someone was arguing with them from the Grassy Knole!
 
2013-09-09 04:08:17 PM  

NuttierThanEver: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x637]


Good ole Jackson State.
 
2013-09-09 04:08:29 PM  

JerseyTim: Sorry, libs, but I'm pretty sure that's not illegal in Florida. It's considered rude if you don't wave a gun at someone in an argument.


I love this comment so hard.

Also: I'm going to force myself to reserve judgment because (1) divorce is a messy thing and (2) Shelly came off as kinda crazy when that whole "legal financing" flap was going on, even though I know how common domestic violence like TFA described is.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:03 PM  
I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?
 
2013-09-09 04:09:13 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D

Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.

Scarf sounds cool. Size 5 (women's), 3 1/2 (boys), I have small feet. :-D


Scarf it is then!  My shoes would make you look like a child playing dress up.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:39 PM  

Weaver95: I wonder what might happen to zimmerman if we started pelting him with skittles?


You first.
 
2013-09-09 04:10:09 PM  

dittybopper: birdmanesq: The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.

It's a cat thread now.


I've got my vote

i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:10:11 PM  
Where's the ZAC'ers? Shouldn't they be in here defending St. Zimmerman from these scandalous accusations?
 
2013-09-09 04:10:59 PM  
Aaaaaaand we're going green.

i131.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 04:11:02 PM  
Main page landing about to engage. Skittles ready.
 
2013-09-09 04:11:28 PM  
As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.
 
2013-09-09 04:12:34 PM  

ahab: As of 3:45 p.m., no arrests have been made and George Zimmerman is "no longer in investigative detention," according to police, but is still at the home. Police are investigating the incident as a domestic battery.


Well at least he didn't kill anyone this time.
 
2013-09-09 04:13:22 PM  
FTA "I don't know what he's capable of," Shellie Zimmerman said in the call.

I have a pretty good idea.
 
2013-09-09 04:13:46 PM  
She's a LIAR!  George is a hero with a steely reserve and keen intellect.

The movement cannot fail.  The movement can only be betrayed.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:01 PM  
Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:22 PM  
Looks like this guy is heading down the OJ route and eventually will be charged with some crime or another and the book thrown at him...
 
2013-09-09 04:14:48 PM  
George Zimmerman's wife is as cold and frigid as Travyon Martin. Fact.
 
2013-09-09 04:14:49 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:16 PM  
Cue John McClane laughter.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:19 PM  
I see we're right back where we left off where people don't read the actual details of the incident and come to their own conclusions.
 
2013-09-09 04:15:53 PM  

King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.


Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.
 
2013-09-09 04:16:16 PM  

ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.


I guess they tricked him into punching her father in the nose in front of a witness also
 
2013-09-09 04:16:20 PM  
gifrific.com
 
2013-09-09 04:16:50 PM  

groppet: King Something: nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.

Probably because he's an idiot.

Yeah if it was me I would have hauled ass out of the state and changed my name by now with whatever money he had leftover from his defense fund.


That's how he got his two speeding tickets.
 
2013-09-09 04:16:51 PM  

Weaver95: ThatDarkFellow: Please.

All this was is a ploy from the coont he is married to in order to fabricate some evidence/abuse history so she can try and clean out the entire legal fund accrued for the divorce she's been talking about for the last 2 weeks.

And you know what? I'm totally cool with that.


Why? So you can feel good about what you've been imagining happened for over a year?
 
2013-09-09 04:16:55 PM  
Facepalm.
 
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