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2013-09-09 03:22:58 PM  
10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.
 
2013-09-09 03:23:35 PM  
I have it on good authority that this is what the scene looked like:

media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-09 03:23:43 PM  
The Zim-Zam Man has people hunting his creepy-cracker ass - so of course he is ALWAYS armed.

Any "incident" that happens to Zim-Zam is going to "involve a gun".
 
2013-09-09 03:23:50 PM  

bigpeeler: 10 to 1 says this fat, opportunistic cow has a book deal in the works.


I'll see your "book deal" and raise you "speaking slot at the 2016 GOP convention"
 
2013-09-09 03:24:29 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Ummm, because Florida juries are comprised of idiots. If you were criminal/sociopath, would you stay in Florida, or take your chances in some normal state?
 
2013-09-09 03:25:06 PM  
 
2013-09-09 03:26:57 PM  
Oh, a domestic dispute. Well, that will be about as clear as mud.
 
2013-09-09 03:27:58 PM  
CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.
 
2013-09-09 03:29:10 PM  
He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?
 
2013-09-09 03:30:11 PM  

Cyberluddite: He had credible evidence that his wife was threatening to take half of his stuff.  He needs to protect his property from that thread threat.  Shouldn't the poor guy be able to stand his ground and do just that?


FTFM.  I cannot type worth shiat today.
 
2013-09-09 03:30:15 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.


Don't try to bring facts into this situation!

I heard Zimmerman was gnawing on a black baby's leg as he threatened to shoot "e'rebody up in dis hizzy!"
 
2013-09-09 03:31:00 PM  
I guess all those ignorant folks who have been posting Trayvon fan fiction for the past year can start imagining a sequel.
 
2013-09-09 03:31:16 PM  
I AM OUTRAGED!
 
2013-09-09 03:31:54 PM  
Also, doesn't this just PROVE that he doesn't shoot for no reason?  Or maybe he tried and the gun jammed?  News at 11!
 
2013-09-09 03:32:18 PM  
Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.
 
2013-09-09 03:32:34 PM  

ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!


KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!
 
2013-09-09 03:32:50 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D


Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.
 
2013-09-09 03:33:17 PM  

JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.


But he profiled the pie before he bought it.
 
2013-09-09 03:34:09 PM  
Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:17 PM  

birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!


10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!
 
2013-09-09 03:35:31 PM  
The Florida is strong in that one.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:32 PM  

JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.


The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:59 PM  
oi41.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-09 03:36:16 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


Because he was carrying the pie.
 
2013-09-09 03:36:52 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.


A domestic call and Zimmerman. You just know the cops were thrilled as all hell to get that call.
 
2013-09-09 03:37:41 PM  
"This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"
 
2013-09-09 03:37:43 PM  

JerseyTim: TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.

Because he was carrying the pie.


STOP IT WITH THE PIE! I'm getting hungry.
 
2013-09-09 03:37:48 PM  

ahab: birdmanesq: ahab: I AM OUTRAGED!

KEEP THE GOVERNMENT OUT OF MY PRIVATE AFFAIRS!

10TH AMENDMENT, CHECKMATE!


IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.
 
2013-09-09 03:38:14 PM  
@CNNNewsource: BREAKING:George Zimmerman arrested after a domestic altercation in FL. File on Bit now- NA-79MO
 
2013-09-09 03:39:29 PM  
Was his wife wearing a hoodie?
 
2013-09-09 03:39:51 PM  
I for one am glad to see domestic violence get the coverage it deserves.
 
2013-09-09 03:40:17 PM  

Nabb1: Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.


Which also means that Miley Cyrus apparently hasn't made any public appearances today, becaue otherwise they would be talking about that instead.
 
2013-09-09 03:40:30 PM  
birdmanesq: IF I WERE GETTING DIVORCED I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK THAT MY PROPERTY SETTLEMENT AGREEMENT WOULD LOOK JUST LIKE MRS. ZIMMERMAN'S.

She gets to keep his gun collection?
 
2013-09-09 03:40:33 PM  

DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?


She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."
 
2013-09-09 03:40:39 PM  
http://i.imgur.com/xy6bzup.gif

Photo of Zimmerman being arrested.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:20 PM  

birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.


This is your fault.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:27 PM  
Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.
 
2013-09-09 03:41:52 PM  

BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"


*snert*

/whar funny button?
 
2013-09-09 03:42:05 PM  

Cyberluddite: Nabb1: Must not be a big deal because CNN is back to talking about Syria.

Which also means that Miley Cyrus apparently hasn't made any public appearances today, becaue otherwise they would be talking about that instead.


Nah, now they are doing some human interest piece on a little girl whose mom died of cancer 33 days after her dad was killed in Afghanistan.

Okay, that legitimately sucks.
 
2013-09-09 03:43:18 PM  

ahab: birdmanesq: cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.

It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.

This is your fault.


The real question now is whether this will stay a Zimmerman thread, turn into a gun porn thread, turn into a misogyny thread, turn into an Obama-derp thread or turn into a food thread.
 
2013-09-09 03:43:43 PM  
This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!
 
2013-09-09 03:44:34 PM  

Lorelle: Not surprising. He's an asshole.

I'm sure his fans will say that it was justifiable self-defense.


i2.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 03:44:52 PM  

Nabb1: DamnYankees: Was his wife wearing a hoodie?

She's not dead, so I'm guessing "no."


She skittled away.
 
2013-09-09 03:45:36 PM  

ginandbacon: Bathia_Mapes: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*

But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D

Well... no. But you should want my rice cooker or cast iron pans or something. Wait, what size shoe do you wear? Do you want my Police Line Do Not Cross scarf?

Our cat already went to a better home because she and the dog couldn't just get along. I miss that tiny Teeny. She's a luvbug.


Scarf sounds cool. Size 5 (women's), 3 1/2 (boys), I have small feet. :-D
 
2013-09-09 03:46:10 PM  

Nabb1: CNN is reporting there was a gun present in the residence but it was not involved in the altercation.



If that's true, the gun-grabbers are going to need a LOT more of these

www.couponaholic.net
 
2013-09-09 03:46:47 PM  
CNN delivering news on one side of the conflict About a girl who loses dad at war and mom 33 days later >  US wiping out whole families to get 1 turrist. fark your propaganda CNN.
 
2013-09-09 03:47:03 PM  

hinten: This is the best headline we can do nowadays on Fark, eh?
Swallow!


It's alcohol abuse related so it's fits the pattern.
 
2013-09-09 03:47:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: BunkoSquad: "This has been a test of the Emergency Zimmerman-Defender Alert System. If this had been an actual Zimmerman emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information about how to declare that the victim was asking for it. This concludes this Emergency Zimmerman-Defender System Test"

*snert*

/whar funny button?


Patience, MMM. The smart/funny buttons will be available once the thread goes live.
 
2013-09-09 03:48:16 PM  
FTFA:
Lake Mary police spokesman Zach Hudson said police are "trying to determine what exactly happened."
...
The incident comes days after Shellie Zimmerman filed for divorce and discussed her relationship with George Zimmerman on a TV interview.


I think I figured it out for you, Chief Wiggum.
 
2013-09-09 03:48:38 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: JerseyTim: Gun downgraded to no gun. Before long, we're going to find out he was just bringing over a key lime pie.

The wife claims he threatened her with a gun, but he may not have had it in his hands when the police arrived.



I'VE GOT A GUN!!!

It's not with me, but I've got one...
 
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