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(Click Orlando)   You knew it was only a matter of time before Zimmerman was arrested in another gun incident. Drink   (clickorlando.com) divider line 1050
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2013-09-09 02:48:29 PM  
Wow. Someone went and derped hard in the comments of this story.
 
2013-09-09 02:50:21 PM  
But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?
 
2013-09-09 02:50:26 PM  
Ahhhahahahahahahahahaha
 
2013-09-09 02:50:31 PM  
Subby needs to be outed and banned for abuse of the newsflash tag.
 
2013-09-09 02:50:53 PM  
He was defending himself, always defending himself
 
2013-09-09 02:51:04 PM  
What of Skittles and iced tea?
 
2013-09-09 02:51:15 PM  
This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis
 
2013-09-09 02:51:37 PM  
How much do you want to bet the words "Do you know who I am?" were used.
 
2013-09-09 02:52:02 PM  
STAND YER GROUND!


Imbibe?
 
2013-09-09 02:52:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Too late for me. I need a transplant.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 02:53:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?


It probably will be next time too.
 
2013-09-09 02:53:16 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.


Maybe we can get a group discount
 
2013-09-09 02:54:17 PM  
Interesting, I wonder who it was.  Maybe he found out his wife was seeing someone behind his back for a while.
 
2013-09-09 02:54:33 PM  

vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.


Y'all really need to get over it.
 
2013-09-09 02:56:31 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...
 
2013-09-09 02:57:15 PM  

Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.


Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.
 
2013-09-09 02:57:48 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...


Damned death panels
 
2013-09-09 02:58:47 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 02:59:05 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.
 
2013-09-09 02:59:51 PM  
Everybody relax. We should really know whether the victim was white or African-American before we get too upset.
 
2013-09-09 03:00:25 PM  

Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.


Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.
 
2013-09-09 03:00:57 PM  
ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.
 
2013-09-09 03:01:55 PM  

Bob Falfa: ABC News: He was fighting with his now estranged wife and father-in-law.


Oh, it's domestic. That means that Florida will care much less than if it was a black person.
 
2013-09-09 03:02:13 PM  
Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.
 
2013-09-09 03:02:29 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence.  And justice is something that can't be entrusted to juries, they might deliver an unpopular verdict.  Juries should be replaced by Twitter and Facebook.
 
2013-09-09 03:03:45 PM  

Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence


You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.
 
2013-09-09 03:05:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

I'm not sure any insurance company would like the pool when it comes to Farkers. I feel as though we might be high risk...

Damned death panels


That's panelist.
 
2013-09-09 03:06:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


It seems to be very hard for folks to understand that under any rational regime of self defense they guy who pursued and confronted the other guy would be the aggressor. I mean, it's not that hard.

/And, for the record, on the off chance this goes green my previous two comments were dripping with sarcasm.
 
2013-09-09 03:06:56 PM  
@NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP
 
2013-09-09 03:08:09 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.

I agree, there wasn't even enough evidence to charge him, let alone convict beyond a reasonable doubt.

Yeah, Florida self-defense laws are crap.


Almost every state has the same statutes utilized by Zimmerman.
 
2013-09-09 03:09:47 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Fark It: You're right, they need to be changed to allow conjecture, hyperbole, and speculation to be admissible and trump physical evidence

You're right, there was no physical evidence that Trayvon started the fight.


There was no evidence that Zimmerman started the fight, and no evidence that he even threw a punch.
 
2013-09-09 03:09:54 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nabb1: vpb: cameroncrazy1984: But no, he was just a good citizen and was the true victim. Right? Isn't that what the narrative was?

It probably will be next time too.

Y'all really need to get over it.

Yeah, we really just need to get over serious miscarriages of justice because they're not important.


Bless your heart.
 
2013-09-09 03:11:24 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount


Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.
 
2013-09-09 03:11:32 PM  
At least nobody's dead, so Zim seems to be making progress
 
2013-09-09 03:12:14 PM  
Hello, barkeep? Yes, I'd like three beers, three times.
 
2013-09-09 03:12:29 PM  
These assholes always get away.
 
2013-09-09 03:12:37 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis


Can I have your stuff?
 
2013-09-09 03:13:07 PM  

unyon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Too late for me. I need a transplant.

Maybe we can get a group discount

Add me in as well.  My 'Check Liver' light just went on.


I hear you can grow a new one from a very small piece. What blood type are you?

And is it 5 yet?
 
2013-09-09 03:13:10 PM  
I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.
 
2013-09-09 03:13:33 PM  

Rev.K: Hello, barkeep? Yes, I'd like three beers, three times.


Nein, Nein, Nein!
 
2013-09-09 03:14:08 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?


No problem

/mind the cat hair
 
2013-09-09 03:14:18 PM  

AirForceVet: I may be going out on a limb here but I say it was Professor Zimmerman, in the father-in-law's foyer with the gun.


LOL
 
2013-09-09 03:14:46 PM  

ontariolightning: @NewsBreaker: BREAKING: George Zimmerman's wife calls police, saying he threatened her and her dad with a gun, police say - @AP


"I GOT AWAY WITH IT THE FIRST TIME! YOU'LL NEVER STOP ME! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"
 
2013-09-09 03:15:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair


No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*
 
2013-09-09 03:17:19 PM  
@NewsBreaker: NOW: @AP: #GeorgeZimmerman NOT arrested; officers are at Florida house trying to determine what happened http://t.co/nu0lBUfk6W
 
2013-09-09 03:18:56 PM  
For those that don't know, Zimmerman is a 2nd cousin three times removed to OJ Simpson.
 
2013-09-09 03:20:55 PM  
zimmer
i1151.photobucket.com
zimmerman
i1151.photobucket.com
ZIMMERMAN!
i1151.photobucket.com
ZIMMERMAN!!
i1151.photobucket.com
MAN, ZIMMERMAN!!!
i1151.photobucket.com
STOP STANDING YER GROUND!!!!
 
2013-09-09 03:21:41 PM  
*facepalm*

Really?

REALLY?????
 
2013-09-09 03:21:57 PM  

ginandbacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: This guy needs to be in jail

/before I get cirrhosis

Can I have your stuff?

No problem

/mind the cat hair

No one ever wants MY stuff!

*Sniff*


But do you have a cat as adorable & annoying as MaudlinMutantMollusk's Peki? :-D
 
2013-09-09 03:22:10 PM  

nekom: Why is this schmuck still in Florida?  That's the real question here.


Probably because he's an idiot.
 
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