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(Metro)   Man with world's longest tongue confident he can lick all comers   (metro.co.uk) divider line 26
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2013-09-09 04:34:45 PM  
He must be very popular with the ladies.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:02 PM  
I thought he was playing bass for KI$$
 
2013-09-09 04:39:15 PM  
O_O

I...um...
 
2013-09-09 04:46:23 PM  
I'm impressed. That's even longer than mine... and that's saying something. The only other tongue I've seen longer than mine is Gene Simmons'.

Why yes...my wife is quite satisfied...
 
2013-09-09 04:47:05 PM  
I wasn't sure if the headline said "all coMers" or "all coRNers".

Still works though.
 
2013-09-09 04:50:26 PM  
Neither was I sure what headline said.  Either would work.  Ba-dum-bum, sluuuurp.
 
2013-09-09 04:50:27 PM  
I found that headline to be quite tasteful.
 
2013-09-09 04:53:55 PM  
Goddamn! That was disgusting!
 
2013-09-09 04:54:43 PM  
It's not the length that counts, it's the dryness and sandpaper-esque texture that really gets the ladies gears churning.
 
2013-09-09 04:57:15 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-09 05:04:29 PM  
Subby, you may have misspelled a word.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum
 
2013-09-09 05:13:17 PM  

sendtodave: He must be very popular with the ladies.


Or the dudes.
 
2013-09-09 05:17:17 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
A challenger appears.
 
2013-09-09 05:37:37 PM  
Guinness adjudicators take their measurement from the middle of the top lip to the tip of the tongue.
The average length of a tongue measured from lips is 0.78 inches (2cm)


0.78 inches is the average?  That seems ridiculously small.  When I attempt to measure mine the way they say, I'm at about 2.25 inches, but I didn't see any measurements being done in the video, so maybe I'm doing it wrong.
 
2013-09-09 05:40:45 PM  

Oldiron_79: I thought he was playing bass for KI$$


Or at least could cosplay as Gene Simmons on Halloween.
 
2013-09-09 05:58:41 PM  
So any word from the ladies on whether this long tongue thing is actually nice or not? Does having a long tongue thrust inside you sound appealing? Doesn't seem like it would matter much if you're just doing the man in the boat routine. Is this another thing like chicks with tongue rings that's visually appealing and maybe gets people's motor running a bit but doesn't actually matter much once you're into it? At longest, he can get to 10 cm (less than 4 inches). Aside from the novelty, I'm leaning to the side of motion-of-the-ocean on the long tongue issue. Plus not only is his tongue long, it's pretty fat too. I bet if you've done any kegels he couldn't even get any penetration. Or hell, any dudes out there been knob gobbled by a long tongued fellator? I can't imagine it making that much difference either, probably less.
 
2013-09-09 06:03:49 PM  

rkiller1: Subby, you may have misspelled a word.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum


Cum on Drew, when is Frank gonna get a spill chicker?
 
2013-09-09 06:10:58 PM  

evilsofa: Guinness adjudicators take their measurement from the middle of the top lip to the tip of the tongue.
The average length of a tongue measured from lips is 0.78 inches (2cm)

0.78 inches is the average?  That seems ridiculously small.  When I attempt to measure mine the way they say, I'm at about 2.25 inches, but I didn't see any measurements being done in the video, so maybe I'm doing it wrong.


Yeah my tongue is around 2.5 as they are measuring.
 
2013-09-09 06:46:36 PM  
in this topic: everyone has gigantic tongues. Fark is an untapped goldmine of long tongues and their satisfied ladies.
 
2013-09-09 07:10:00 PM  
I misread the article and thought it said Steven Tyler.

i364.photobucket.com

Not bad.
 
2013-09-09 07:52:28 PM  
I'll try it, but please don't smack me in the head, like you did to that alligator.
 
2013-09-09 09:29:18 PM  
i2.cdnds.net
 
2013-09-09 09:32:53 PM  
If he marries Miley Cyrus, *please* don't post pics of their kids.
 
2013-09-10 01:05:13 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-10 02:31:07 AM  
I clicked on the link, Umm, even an appendage that impressive was diminished by the packaging...

Nope, not even for money
 
2013-09-10 09:48:29 AM  
I've always wondered about this particular "feat"..............

Is it really long?  or is it just that he is able to stick it out further?
 
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