sendtodave: He must be very popular with the ladies.
Oldiron_79: I thought he was playing bass for KI$$
rkiller1: Subby, you may have misspelled a word.http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cum
evilsofa: Guinness adjudicators take their measurement from the middle of the top lip to the tip of the tongue.The average length of a tongue measured from lips is 0.78 inches (2cm)0.78 inches is the average? That seems ridiculously small. When I attempt to measure mine the way they say, I'm at about 2.25 inches, but I didn't see any measurements being done in the video, so maybe I'm doing it wrong.
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