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(Science Daily)   Hubble Bubble may explain discrepancy in expansion rate of universe, its age, and why space-time tastes tutti-frutti   (sciencedaily.com) divider line 31
    More: Spiffy, space-time, Hubble Bubble, Hubble's law, cosmic microwave background, Institute for Theoretical, Heidelberg, University of Heidelberg, Particle Physics  
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2013-09-09 01:29:43 PM  
The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

imageshack.us
 
2013-09-09 01:53:11 PM  
Is there anything that gum can't do?
 
2013-09-09 02:01:39 PM  
Wibbley wobbley timey wimey?
 
2013-09-09 02:36:04 PM  

BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

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so many questions...
How many galaxies are there in the Milky Way [Galaxy]?
and what are they receding from? Red lines in the sand? Male pattern baldness? now if they meant secede, should we join the rebels or continue to support the empire?
 
2013-09-09 02:41:33 PM  
Now it all makes sense.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-09 02:50:03 PM  

Sybarite: Now it all makes sense.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 704x1024]


Why, in step 3, has the gum transformed into a veritable quiver of phalluses?
 
2013-09-09 02:53:54 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Sybarite: Now it all makes sense.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 704x1024]

Why, in step 3, has the gum transformed into a veritable quiver of phalluses?


Phalluses make you quiver, then?
 
2013-09-09 02:55:41 PM  

SordidEuphemism: Sybarite: Now it all makes sense.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 704x1024]

Why, in step 3, has the gum transformed into a veritable quiver of phalluses?


upload.wikimedia.org

Is zat vat you see? Please, go on, zen tell me about your mozzer.
 
2013-09-09 02:58:10 PM  

BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

[imageshack.us image 200x150]


I hear they're receding at 18 times the speed of light.
 
2013-09-09 03:07:26 PM  

BKITU: SordidEuphemism: Sybarite: Now it all makes sense.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 704x1024]

Why, in step 3, has the gum transformed into a veritable quiver of phalluses?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x284]

Is zat vat you see? Please, go on, zen tell me about your mozzer.


My mother?

I'll tell you about my mother.

rsrc.psychologytoday.com
 
2013-09-09 03:11:19 PM  
What tastes like blue?
 
2013-09-09 03:20:22 PM  

BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

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In their defense, there does exist a finite and measurable quantity of galaxies within our Milky Way.
 
2013-09-09 03:31:35 PM  
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggh
 
2013-09-09 03:37:22 PM  

paulleah: What tastes like blue?


 Billy Holiday.
 
2013-09-09 03:55:50 PM  
and why space-time tastes tutti-frutti

The universe tastes like raspberries.
 
2013-09-09 04:09:47 PM  
hubble bubble paddle battle in a beetle bottle war?
 
2013-09-09 04:17:58 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
/obscure?
 
2013-09-09 04:25:49 PM  

SansNeural: BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

[imageshack.us image 200x150]

In their defense, there does exist a finite and measurable quantity of galaxies within our Milky Way.


Is it one? It's one right?  I'm right! Tell me I'm right! I know I am! It's one! It is! One galaxy within our Milky Way!

/It's two isn't it?
//I'm so stupid.
 
2013-09-09 04:37:51 PM  
Ah, yes. Yet another band-aid applied to the corpse of relativistic, atheistic cosmology.
 
2013-09-09 04:41:09 PM  

Hannibal Lecter's Understudy: Ah, yes. Yet another band-aid applied to the corpse of relativistic, atheistic cosmology.


*slow, enthusiastic applause*
 
2013-09-09 04:56:57 PM  

Hannibal Lecter's Understudy: Ah, yes. Yet another band-aid applied to the corpse of relativistic, atheistic cosmology.


Don't quit your day job just yet.
 
2013-09-09 06:29:47 PM  

Torqueknot: SansNeural: BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

[imageshack.us image 200x150]

In their defense, there does exist a finite and measurable quantity of galaxies within our Milky Way.

Is it one? It's one right?  I'm right! Tell me I'm right! I know I am! It's one! It is! One galaxy within our Milky Way!

/It's two isn't it?
//I'm so stupid.


At least two:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Milky-Way-Already-Colliding-with-Mage ll anic-Clouds-77906.shtml
 
2013-09-09 07:50:44 PM  

BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

[imageshack.us image 200x150]


Looks like they fixed it.
 
2013-09-09 08:00:25 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

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Looks like they fixed it.


much better...
"The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies beyond our Local Group to appear to be receding from us."

/maybe we needed a shower?  a French bath? stop galaxies, was it something we said?!?
 
2013-09-09 08:04:45 PM  

sno man: /maybe we needed a shower? a French bath? stop galaxies, was it something we said?!?


Bidet.
 
2013-09-09 09:18:09 PM  

FlashHarry: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x340]
/obscure?


Gay Resevoir Dogs?
 
2013-09-09 09:39:18 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: Torqueknot: SansNeural: BKITU: The observable universe has been expanding since the Big Bang. It still is, causing galaxies in our Milky Way to recede.

[imageshack.us image 200x150]

In their defense, there does exist a finite and measurable quantity of galaxies within our Milky Way.

Is it one? It's one right?  I'm right! Tell me I'm right! I know I am! It's one! It is! One galaxy within our Milky Way!

/It's two isn't it?
//I'm so stupid.

At least two:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Milky-Way-Already-Colliding-with-Mage ll anic-Clouds-77906.shtml


Well at least that's settled. Galaxies move way from each other except when then don't.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:46 PM  
Science Journalism strikes again.
 
2013-09-10 01:06:39 AM  
NASA applying a fudge factor in yet another field where they don't like the, you know, actual data. Surprise.
 
2013-09-10 06:24:14 AM  

SevenizGud: NASA applying a fudge factor in yet another field where they don't like the, you know, actual data. Surprise.


 Shut up SevenizGud, you cock.
 
2013-09-10 09:10:10 AM  

nonstopcrunchy: SevenizGud: NASA applying a fudge factor in yet another field where they don't like the, you know, actual data. Surprise.

 Shut up SevenizGud, you cock.


Tutti Frutti is a flavor of fudge.

/hides
 
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