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(Celebslam)   Ho hum, just your average wife-swapping story featuring Clint Eastwood   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 29
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2013-09-09 12:59:56 PM
oh baby
 
2013-09-09 01:00:19 PM
Empty chair reportedly inconsolable
 
2013-09-09 01:01:56 PM
So Clint "Mutt Lange"'ed his wife?

/1%'er problems
 
2013-09-09 01:02:00 PM
That's a terrible website.
 
2013-09-09 01:07:21 PM
Remember, from the women's perspective this is know as a sexual awakening, a moment of inner discover and growth, and a fulfillment of personal emotional potential.

When men do it, they get called dogs.
 
2013-09-09 01:09:50 PM
"Go ahead... Make my day."
 
2013-09-09 01:14:25 PM
Sounds familiar:
WIki: Eastwood's relationship with actress  . They lived together for almost fourteen years, during which Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[269][270] Eastwood befriended Locke's husband and purchased a house in[263] In the late 1970s, Locke had two abortions and a[271] later stating it was a "mutual decision" to have the procedures.

Many many lovers, seven children with five women, some his wife, some his lovers.
So, typical republican.
 
2013-09-09 01:16:31 PM
RangerTaylor:
That's a terrible website.

Clint has enough muscle to pull a Mel Gibson -- verbally abusing the wife, shiatting on Jews, calling cops sugar tits -- and get away with it. Dina should have played it smart and invited her friends to have sexy freakfests for Clint instead of accepting the goo from a mediocre basketball coach like Scott Fisher. For Christ's sake, he coaches in the Big West -- that's barely Division 1. Dina could have at least had the dignity and grace to go down on Mike Krzyzewski or Rick Pitino.

Boy, you ain't kidding.  Who writes this drivel and gets paid for it, while real journalists sit around unemployed?
 
2013-09-09 01:17:26 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Sounds familiar:
WIki: Eastwood's relationship with actress  . They lived together for almost fourteen years, during which Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[269][270] Eastwood befriended Locke's husband and purchased a house in[263] In the late 1970s, Locke had two abortions and a[271] later stating it was a "mutual decision" to have the procedures.

Many many lovers, seven children with five women, some his wife, some his lovers.
So, typical republican.


What an ignorant troll you are.

A "typical republican" would have actually had designs on the gay husband.
 
2013-09-09 01:22:32 PM

No Such Agency: RangerTaylor:
That's a terrible website.

Clint has enough muscle to pull a Mel Gibson -- verbally abusing the wife, shiatting on Jews, calling cops sugar tits -- and get away with it. Dina should have played it smart and invited her friends to have sexy freakfests for Clint instead of accepting the goo from a mediocre basketball coach like Scott Fisher. For Christ's sake, he coaches in the Big West -- that's barely Division 1. Dina could have at least had the dignity and grace to go down on Mike Krzyzewski or Rick Pitino.

Boy, you ain't kidding.  Who writes this drivel and gets paid for it, while real journalists sit around unemployed?


It was unreadable.  I think it was a simple story but the flow of the writing seemed to make it impossible to understand.
 
2013-09-09 01:25:43 PM

Uzzah: HotIgneous Intruder: Sounds familiar:
WIki: Eastwood's relationship with actress  . They lived together for almost fourteen years, during which Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[269][270] Eastwood befriended Locke's husband and purchased a house in[263] In the late 1970s, Locke had two abortions and a[271] later stating it was a "mutual decision" to have the procedures.

Many many lovers, seven children with five women, some his wife, some his lovers.
So, typical republican.

What an ignorant troll you are.

A "typical republican" would have actually had designs on the gay husband.


Who says he didn't do him too?
Hmmm?
 
2013-09-09 01:32:41 PM
FTFA: After Scott and Erica divorced, Erica was sure Scott was romancing Dina," says a source. "Erica called Clint's office last February to discuss her suspicions -- then he fell for her!"


Ugh... Erica was still keeping tabs on her ex's love life after they divorced? And made it a point to call Clint's office last February to discuss her suspicions?

If Eastwood had any sense at all he'd have steered clear of this sh#t-stirring troublemaker, not started dating her.
 
2013-09-09 02:00:12 PM

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: After Scott and Erica divorced, Erica was sure Scott was romancing Dina," says a source. "Erica called Clint's office last February to discuss her suspicions -- then he fell for her!"


Ugh... Erica was still keeping tabs on her ex's love life after they divorced? And made it a point to call Clint's office last February to discuss her suspicions?

If Eastwood had any sense at all he'd have steered clear of this sh#t-stirring troublemaker, not started dating her.


He's senile, she's a golddigger and banging the pool boy. Let them be
 
2013-09-09 02:10:26 PM
Play Misty for me.
 
2013-09-09 02:15:11 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Uzzah: HotIgneous Intruder: Sounds familiar:
WIki: Eastwood's relationship with actress  . They lived together for almost fourteen years, during which Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[269][270] Eastwood befriended Locke's husband and purchased a house in[263] In the late 1970s, Locke had two abortions and a[271] later stating it was a "mutual decision" to have the procedures.

Many many lovers, seven children with five women, some his wife, some his lovers.
So, typical republican.

What an ignorant troll you are.

A "typical republican" would have actually had designs on the gay husband.

Who says he didn't do him too?
Hmmm?


I wouldn't call Clint a typical republican. Isn't he on record saying it's none of his damn business who does who etc. If he was a typical republican he would be preaching about family values etc.
 
2013-09-09 02:18:46 PM

movieman_1979: Empty chair reportedly inconsolable


I was going to say that the other husband will be getting an empty chair?
 
2013-09-09 02:19:25 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Remember, from the women's perspective this is know as a sexual awakening, a moment of inner discover and growth, and a fulfillment of personal emotional potential.

When men do it, they get called dogs.


ARF Arf
 
2013-09-09 02:26:46 PM
 
2013-09-09 02:55:25 PM
Not to complain but it wasn't about wife swapping and all subby did was copy the headline.
I mean, come on. Let's get some originality here.
 
2013-09-09 03:03:44 PM

Zombie DJ: Not to complain but it wasn't about wife swapping and all subby did was copy the headline.
I mean, come on. Let's get some originality here.

 
2013-09-09 03:04:24 PM
Subby deserves an asterisk next to that copypasta headline.
 
2013-09-09 03:10:23 PM

Zombie DJ: Not to complain but it wasn't about wife swapping and all subby did was copy the headline.
I mean, come on. Let's get some originality here.

 
2013-09-09 03:20:13 PM

beerrun: Subby deserves an asterisk next to that copypasta headline.

 
2013-09-09 03:37:15 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Sounds familiar:
WIki: Eastwood's relationship with actress  . They lived together for almost fourteen years, during which Locke remained married (in name only) to her gay husband, Gordon Anderson.[269][270] Eastwood befriended Locke's husband and purchased a house in[263] In the late 1970s, Locke had two abortions and a[271] later stating it was a "mutual decision" to have the procedures.

Many many lovers, seven children with five women, some his wife, some his lovers.
So, typical republican.


As payment for Locke, Eastwood agreed to set his Dirty Harry franchise in San Francisco.
 
2013-09-09 04:26:09 PM
Half a second there I thought it was Clint in the dress.
 
2013-09-09 04:51:46 PM
No Such Agency: RangerTaylor:
That's a terrible website.

Clint has enough muscle to pull a Mel Gibson -- verbally abusing the wife, shiatting on Jews, calling cops sugar tits -- and get away with it. Dina should have played it smart and invited her friends to have sexy freakfests for Clint instead of accepting the goo from a mediocre basketball coach like Scott Fisher. For Christ's sake, he coaches in the Big West -- that's barely Division 1. Dina could have at least had the dignity and grace to go down on Mike Krzyzewski or Rick Pitino.

Boy, you ain't kidding. Who writes this drivel and gets paid for it, while real journalists sit around unemployed?

It was unreadable. I think it was a simple story but the flow of the writing seemed to make it impossible to understand


Drivel would be glowing praise for this bizarre diatribe. I'd ask if the author smelled toast or marshmallows, because this is journalistic aphasia.
 
2013-09-09 05:47:44 PM

"We aren't talking about an average, overrated, one-trick pony director like Quentin Tarantino or Spike Lee..."


Go fark yourself, hack website columnist. Quentin's a pretty good director, and "Inglourious Basterds" is a top film. Not the best out there but really one of the better films with a great cast and which got Christoph Waltz his well deserved Oscar.

And though Spike Lee has a big mouth and is pretty obnoxious, he's made a wide range of solid films. You don't know anything about good movies if you think "Do the Right Thing", "Malcolm X", "25th hour" or "Inside Man" are hack jobs.

You think those two directors are one trick ponies? Let's talk Rob Zombie. I just watched "Lords of Salem" and it was pretty much a waste of time. I like that he's trying to do a send up of 70s or 80s slasher movies but he doesn't have the skill. "Lords of Salem" was bad and shows that Zombie doesn't have any original ideas.

 
2013-09-09 06:26:02 PM
I found it difficult to care with this on the sidebar:

celebslam.celebuzz.com
 
2013-09-10 11:15:27 AM

skinink: got Christoph Waltz his well deserved Oscar.


He's better in Django Unchained IMO
 
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