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2013-09-09 09:30:17 AM  

Wazzup folks!  GMJ and Jet are back, and we're ready to party!  Here's your checklist, hot off the presses!


Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty GM is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22)BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-09-09 09:37:46 AM  
Also, not to be greedy or anything, but since my birthday was this past weekend, can I just take a gredunza in lieu of a cake?  ;)

/unlikely at best
//the cake is a lie
///and so is my gredunza, lulz
 
2013-09-09 10:30:17 AM  
1: No, it will be a pointless squash to make Orton look like a big man
2: is there anyone left?
3: No.
 
2013-09-09 10:54:51 AM  

ManateeGag: 1: No, it will be a pointless squash to make Orton look like a big man
2: is there anyone left?
3: No.


Well, that about covers it then.  Now, let's go back to Bobby and the Gorilla one more time before we send the crowd home for the night!  :)
 
2013-09-09 11:08:19 AM  
In the promos for WWE yesterday, they were going on about "the thrill of victory" and "struggling for a hard fought win".

WWE still presents itself as an actual competition.  Unbelievable.
 
2013-09-09 11:09:02 AM  
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2013-09-09 11:09:56 AM  
static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-09-09 11:50:17 AM  
So, for the first time since about 1993, I will be going to a live wrestling event!  A couple friends and I are making the trip to Toronto for Raw tonight and I am SUPER pumped.  I've got my Cena Kitty shirt and Gredunza sign ready to go!

Plus...Edge and Goldust tonight?  lol, YES.
 
2013-09-09 11:52:40 AM  

Fisty Bum: So, for the first time since about 1993, I will be going to a live wrestling event!  A couple friends and I are making the trip to Toronto for Raw tonight and I am SUPER pumped.  I've got my Cena Kitty shirt and Gredunza sign ready to go!

Plus...Edge and Goldust tonight?  lol, YES.


Sweet!  Congrats!!  Can you tell us approx. where you'll be sitting?  What arena is the show in tonight?

We'll be looking for you!  :D
 
2013-09-09 12:04:43 PM  

Fisty Bum: So, for the first time since about 1993, I will be going to a live wrestling event!  A couple friends and I are making the trip to Toronto for Raw tonight and I am SUPER pumped.  I've got my Cena Kitty shirt and Gredunza sign ready to go!

Plus...Edge and Goldust tonight?  lol, YES.


Have a good time, even during the end segment where they line everyone up at the entrance and have them watch DBD get dismantled again because it's BENEFICIAL-AH for THIS ENDEAVOR-AH!
 
2013-09-09 12:06:19 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Fisty Bum: So, for the first time since about 1993, I will be going to a live wrestling event!  A couple friends and I are making the trip to Toronto for Raw tonight and I am SUPER pumped.  I've got my Cena Kitty shirt and Gredunza sign ready to go!

Plus...Edge and Goldust tonight?  lol, YES.

Sweet!  Congrats!!  Can you tell us approx. where you'll be sitting?  What arena is the show in tonight?

We'll be looking for you!  :D


The show is at the Air Canada Centre.  I'm in section 121, row 24.  We're facing the hard camera diagonal to the top right turnbuckle.  I doubt we'll get seen on TV, but you never know.
 
2013-09-09 12:13:44 PM  

Fisty Bum: So, for the first time since about 1993, I will be going to a live wrestling event!  A couple friends and I are making the trip to Toronto for Raw tonight and I am SUPER pumped.  I've got my Cena Kitty shirt and Gredunza sign ready to go!

Plus...Edge and Goldust tonight?  lol, YES.


Have a great time! We'll be looking for you.

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-09 12:16:04 PM  
i1151.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-09 12:40:33 PM  
So I made it back home (again in Indiana) from vacation. Spent 4 days babysitting in the mornings to cover my Colts opening day ticket while still working my normal shift at night and it was totally worth it!

Lulz, suck it Oakland!

Glad GMJ and Jet are back tonight too! verbaltoxin is kind of a spastic tag team partner Jet, so I needed you, lulz
 
2013-09-09 01:25:09 PM  
Oh, after 7 shows, Danielson will finally get the customary go-home show good ending.  Not that it really counts anyway, as even a 5-year-old who thinks this is all real knows Orton's retaining next Sunday, but.
 
2013-09-09 03:15:40 PM  
Gonna miss the show tonight since my Eagles are playing. Enjoy the SHOOOOOOOOWWWWWW everybody
 
2013-09-09 04:33:04 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-09 06:09:24 PM  
UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 09/09/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Daquin - @ThePecoraro
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
Gunny Highway - @Ixepex
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hobblekitty - @hobblekitty
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass

Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
The Buzzards - @FTBuzzards
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion

ALSO VIEW AND CONTRIBUTE TO OUR NEW WIKI!

http://fwc.wikia.com/wiki/FWc_Index
 
2013-09-09 06:10:40 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-09 06:16:26 PM  
Might catch hour three later on, I will be just in time to see DBD on his back again
 
2013-09-09 06:16:50 PM  
You guys have fun tonight, Ill be on twitter watching the NFL. I can't take another week of the same ol crap only tonight, Edge and Gold Dust will be buried along Daniel Bryan. ENTERTAINMENT!
 
2013-09-09 06:25:31 PM  
I heard that Edge has healed completely and is going to make a comeback tonight. Scheduled to start a feud with Seth Rollins.

/not really but that would be sweet
 
2013-09-09 07:15:38 PM  
I wouldn't put it past Vince to be all "NFL season starts? Lets make them regret missing Raw"

Mind you, I'm suffering sleep deprivation, so it just might be me losing my mind.
 
2013-09-09 07:18:51 PM  

WippitGuud: I wouldn't put it past Vince to be all "NFL season starts? Lets make them regret missing Raw"

Mind you, I'm suffering sleep deprivation, so it just might be me losing my mind.


Yep, I think you got it.  :D
 
2013-09-09 07:19:12 PM  
I have heard about a miraculous return for tonight's RAW.
 
2013-09-09 07:20:23 PM  

Gunny Highway: I have heard about a miraculous return for tonight's RAW.


WAIT A MINUTE.....BAH GAWD, THAT'S CHRIS BENOIT'S MUSIC!!!!!
 
2013-09-09 07:21:15 PM  
why is this garbage in the Sports section?!  :P
 
2013-09-09 07:21:20 PM  

robsul82: Oh, after 7 shows, Danielson will finally get the customary go-home show good ending.  Not that it really counts anyway, as even a 5-year-old who thinks this is all real knows Orton's retaining next Sunday, but.


I was going to post this, but in 4000 words with circles and arrows and funny voices.  So I'll say "ditto" to this some I can go run errands.

I will add that Daniel Bryan will get a visible win over Orton at Night of Champions during a ref bump/shenanigans to either continue the feud or move him on to whoever interferes to help Orton out.

Which frees up Orton for his next challenger, which'll probably be CM Punk, who may actually beat Orton for the title briefly, only to lose it in the PPV rematch due to Lesnar interference to set up Wrestlemania's Punk/Lesnar rematch.

Which frees up Orton for his next challenger, a returning John Cena, who gets his PPV Title match in February against Orton but loses thanks to HHH interference, setting up a Cena/HHH match with Cena finding an unlikely ally in Vince McMahon who has been stripped of power (again) for being a buffoon.

Which frees up Orton for his next challenger, Royal Rumble winner Daniel Bryan, where DBD gets his win back and goes on to a modest run on the top with the Corporation throwing obstacles in his way constantly.

Throw in a Sheamus or Sting vs. Undertaker match and some good undercard matches with a major celebrity hook to get interest in the event and you've got a show that could set up the next boom.

Or they screw the pooch in various ways leading up to Mania and we end up limping into the biggest show of the year with rushed matches, a thrown together undercard, and more attention paid to setting up silly storylines for Total Divas than the midcard, and only the sheer personalities on the top of the card providing any interest to the show.

Here's to hoping it's the former.
 
2013-09-09 07:23:12 PM  
Watching my Redskins, so not following RAW, but here's my contribution for tonight:

The Campeonato Mundial de Peso Completo del Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL World Heavyweight Championship) was awarded on June 9, 1991 to the winner of a tournament final at a live event:
img.photobucket.com
Konnan el Barbaro
 
2013-09-09 07:23:58 PM  
I say unto you... on this, the Eve of one of the most important days of the year, for it is the eve of the birth of your heel. The man that you look up to, and strive to emulate... I say, bow down and show me the respect I deserve.

You hail your champions of  "sports entertainment" that is neither competitive nor entertaining, yet you dont even recognize the dominant force in front of you. You dont cheer the man who shows you the folly of your ways, and tries to steer you on the path to enlightenment.

So, shower me with your affection as I win your silly little gorgonzola title. Gravel at my feet as I hold the title above your unwashed masses. Holding ever so slightly out of your reach.

Marvel at my greatness, and I may pity you enough to accept you.

Follow me and be saved.

/mods, please move this to the entertainment tab
 
2013-09-09 07:25:14 PM  
Nothing like cooking dinner and having your own mother undermining you the whole way for no discernible reason. I feel like Daniel Bryan from the last 4 weeks.

Hopefully this thread will do its magic and cheer me up! :D
 
2013-09-09 07:27:04 PM  

Karate Explosion: I say unto you... on this, the Eve of one of the most important days of the year, for it is the eve of the birth of your heel. The man that you look up to, and strive to emulate... I say, bow down and show me the respect I deserve.

You hail your champions of  "sports entertainment" that is neither competitive nor entertaining, yet you dont even recognize the dominant force in front of you. You dont cheer the man who shows you the folly of your ways, and tries to steer you on the path to enlightenment.

So, shower me with your affection as I win your silly little gorgonzola title. Gravel at my feet as I hold the title above your unwashed masses. Holding ever so slightly out of your reach.

Marvel at my greatness, and I may pity you enough to accept you.

Follow me and be saved.

/mods, please move this to the entertainment tab


Happy Birthday!  *celebratory chairshot*
 
2013-09-09 07:28:56 PM  
After 70 days, Barbaro lost the title at a live event on August 18, 1991 to:
img.photobucket.com
Cien Caras
 
2013-09-09 07:29:58 PM  
Just grabbed our seats. We are directly diagonal to the upper right post, but are probably too hight to be seen on TV. SO EXCITED!

[markout mode ENGAGED]
 
2013-09-09 07:31:25 PM  
Hmmm.

After watching a clip of the Diva beatdown on Smackdown last week... I await seeing some Diva chairshots tonight...
 
2013-09-09 07:32:05 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Nothing like cooking dinner and having your own mother undermining you the whole way for no discernible reason. I feel like Daniel Bryan from the last 4 weeks.

Hopefully this thread will do its magic and cheer me up! :D


Sounds like fun...not.  :(

Should we send you a cupcake? Or Ziggler with a tray of cupcakes maybe?  XD

/hope dinner gets better for you
 
2013-09-09 07:32:55 PM  

LucklessWonder: Watching my Redskins, so not following RAW, but here's my contribution for tonight:

The Campeonato Mundial de Peso Completo del Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre (CMLL World Heavyweight Championship) was awarded on June 9, 1991 to the winner of a tournament final at a live event:
[img.photobucket.com image 192x303]
Konnan el Barbaro


BAH GAWD KING, KONNAN HAD HAIR ONCE!
 
2013-09-09 07:32:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Karate Explosion: I say unto you... on this, the Eve of one of the most important days of the year, for it is the eve of the birth of your heel. The man that you look up to, and strive to emulate... I say, bow down and show me the respect I deserve.

You hail your champions of  "sports entertainment" that is neither competitive nor entertaining, yet you dont even recognize the dominant force in front of you. You dont cheer the man who shows you the folly of your ways, and tries to steer you on the path to enlightenment.

So, shower me with your affection as I win your silly little gorgonzola title. Gravel at my feet as I hold the title above your unwashed masses. Holding ever so slightly out of your reach.

Marvel at my greatness, and I may pity you enough to accept you.

Follow me and be saved.

/mods, please move this to the entertainment tab

Happy Birthday!  *celebratory chairshot*


I accept your admiration.
 
2013-09-09 07:33:14 PM  

Fisty Bum: Just grabbed our seats. We are directly diagonal to the upper right post, but are probably too hight to be seen on TV. SO EXCITED!

[markout mode ENGAGED]


Sweet!  Have fun and take pics!!  :D

Now, remember your line:  "It's an electric lamp!"
 
2013-09-09 07:33:26 PM  
After 299 days, on June 12, 1992 the title was:
img.photobucket.com
Vacated after Caras left the CMLL for AAA
 
2013-09-09 07:34:35 PM  
After 161 vacant days, the title was awarded to the winner of a November 20, 1992 tournament at a live event:
img.photobucket.com
Black Magic
 
2013-09-09 07:34:41 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Tenor Reaper: Nothing like cooking dinner and having your own mother undermining you the whole way for no discernible reason. I feel like Daniel Bryan from the last 4 weeks.

Hopefully this thread will do its magic and cheer me up! :D

Sounds like fun...not.  :(

Should we send you a cupcake? Or Ziggler with a tray of cupcakes maybe?  XD

/hope dinner gets better for you


I'll get over it. XD

It's like poking a bear with a stick then getting bewildered when said bear turns on you. I've escaped, though, so it's all wrestling all the time!
 
2013-09-09 07:35:15 PM  
Remember the name...
 
2013-09-09 07:35:26 PM  
I took a shiat 21 years ago, and it has yet to lose a match at Wrestlemania

21-0 marks... 21-0
 
2013-09-09 07:36:13 PM  
Only two entrants in last week's WCHC contest, dealing with the 25th Anniversary of Wrestlemania. An here they are:

Eddievercetti

Which diva is Miss WrestleMania? Who will be Mr. Money In The Bank? Can Y2J take out 3 veterans of the business?  Which Hardy is the best Hardy?Can the Rated R superstar take down Big Show and Cena? And the Heartbreak Kid goes up against the Deadman. Also there's a WWE championship people care about. It's WreslteMania's 25th anniversary!

Tenor Reaper

Will Miz and Morrison work all day and be okay in the Lumberjack Match? Who will use Hornswaggle as a boost to get the briefcase in the Money in the Bank ladder match? Who will prevail in the Hardy vs. Hardy exxtreme match and get custody of the arm sleeves? Will Shawn Michaels' Camo Chaps sneak a win out from the Dead Man? Can the Game-ah remain counted in against the Viper? Tune in on SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY for WRESTLEMANIA 25, anniversary edition!

I went with Tenor Reaper on this one. Congrats, TR - it's a badge!

 i107.photobucket.com

Back in a mo with this week's Challenge.
 
2013-09-09 07:36:35 PM  
After 219 days, Magic lost the title at a live event on June 27, 1993 to:
img.photobucket.com
Brazo de Plato
 
2013-09-09 07:36:44 PM  

Karate Explosion: I took a shiat 21 years ago, and it has yet to lose a match at Wrestlemania

21-0 marks... 21-0


I'm assuming you hid that poo underpaper?
 
2013-09-09 07:37:30 PM  

Karate Explosion: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Karate Explosion: I say unto you... on this, the Eve of one of the most important days of the year, for it is the eve of the birth of your heel. The man that you look up to, and strive to emulate... I say, bow down and show me the respect I deserve.

You hail your champions of  "sports entertainment" that is neither competitive nor entertaining, yet you dont even recognize the dominant force in front of you. You dont cheer the man who shows you the folly of your ways, and tries to steer you on the path to enlightenment.

So, shower me with your affection as I win your silly little gorgonzola title. Gravel at my feet as I hold the title above your unwashed masses. Holding ever so slightly out of your reach.

Marvel at my greatness, and I may pity you enough to accept you.

Follow me and be saved.

/mods, please move this to the entertainment tab

Happy Birthday!  *celebratory chairshot*

I accept your admiration.


hey, we're almost birthday buds.  Mine was last Saturday, lulz.  :)
 
2013-09-09 07:37:32 PM  
Then.
Now.
20 Minutes Early.
 
2013-09-09 07:38:05 PM  
After 396 days, de Plato lost the title at a live event on July 28, 1994 to:
img.photobucket.com
Silver King
 
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