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(Slate)   How the advent of grandparents change the human race forever and put a wrinkle into nature   (slate.com) divider line 6
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2013-09-09 09:45:38 AM
4 votes:
Wow, so grandparents weren't just invented by Werther's Originals?
2013-09-09 09:37:24 AM
3 votes:
Did not RTFA, but I assume grandparents led to the invention of chewing gum and candy designed to be transported in pockets and purses.


/Was lucky, heard about all my grandparent's flaws after they passed
//Thanks Mom & Pops for letting me enjoy the time I had with them
2013-09-09 10:01:10 AM
2 votes:
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my step-mother.

My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grand-child, 'cause he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.

If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
2013-09-09 09:51:25 AM
1 votes:
GILFs?
2013-09-09 09:32:06 AM
1 votes:

PunGent: Uncle is a pretty sweet gig, too.


You aren't "that" Uncle are you?
2013-09-09 09:09:48 AM
1 votes:
Ogg, why parent-parent not die?
 
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