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(Short List)   Pig drinks 18 pints and has a fight with cow. If that headline isn't enough then we don't know what is   (shortlist.com ) divider line
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2013-09-09 08:22:53 AM  
Was anyone else disappointed this wasn't a cat fight story?
 
2013-09-09 08:29:53 AM  
Why is what I do with the wife so important to everyone else? Seriously, can a brother get some privacy ?
 
2013-09-09 08:34:45 AM  
Snowball or Napoleon? I bet that swine Napoleon.
 
2013-09-09 08:43:22 AM  
Greek life, college sure is a hoot.
 
2013-09-09 08:44:22 AM  
Did the elephant stand her up?
 
2013-09-09 08:45:50 AM  
thieving, drinking and fighting is no way to go through life, pig.
 
2013-09-09 08:47:28 AM  
"Pig drinks 18 pints and has a fight with cow."

Isn't this what happens in bars all around the world?  Or at least the parking lot? (Carpark for you brits)
 
2013-09-09 08:56:38 AM  
There's nothing funny about domestic violence, even if you are a police officer.

/*Reads article*
/Ohh, ok, that makes more sense.
/No, not really...
 
2013-09-09 08:57:58 AM  

way south: There's nothing funny about domestic violence


Andy Capp wasn't that bad.
 
2013-09-09 09:03:49 AM  
Is this funny or what?
 
2013-09-09 09:08:24 AM  

Fano: Snowball or Napoleon? I bet that swine Napoleon.


No animal shall drink alcohol...TO EXCESS.

Clearly, since this was Napoleon who drank, and we all know Napoleon would never stoop so low as to drink to excess, it is obvious that he had merely had *enough* to drink.
 
2013-09-09 09:18:21 AM  
Typical, some Pig gets drunk in outback Australia and causes a hassle to some old Cow. Do we get an Australia tag of honor yet? (Similar to the Florida Tag?)
 
2013-09-09 09:39:57 AM  
My god, fire up the grill!  It already marinated itself!
 
2013-09-09 09:46:46 AM  
The cow had it coming.
 
2013-09-09 09:55:22 AM  

Carn: My god, fire up the grill!  It already marinated itself!


Beer-soaked pork knuckle. Man, that's so... Czech
 
2013-09-09 10:21:54 AM  
I see this happen pretty much every Thursday at the p8ub...
 
2013-09-09 10:33:45 AM  
How appropriate.
 
2013-09-09 10:38:00 AM  

uttertosh: Carn: My god, fire up the grill!  It already marinated itself!

Beer-soaked pork knuckle. Man, that's so... Czech


I'm ok with this.
 
2013-09-09 11:44:33 AM  

R.A.Danny: I see this happen pretty much every Thursday at the p8ub...


Looks like you've already had a couple of pints yourself.


/I'm on my 3rd.
 
2013-09-09 11:57:14 AM  

The water was cold: R.A.Danny: I see this happen pretty much every Thursday at the p8ub...

Looks like you've already had a couple of pints yourself.


/I'm on my 3rd.


I manage to fark up sober, thankyouverymuch.

/Wish I had a pint ot three
 
2013-09-09 02:43:38 PM  
Not unlike subby's dad.
 
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