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(Komo)   Somebody gets to grow up with a go-to story about how their baptism celebration led to a drunken brawl, assaults on five cops, the community center being evacuated and a couple arrests   (komonews.com) divider line 30
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2013-09-09 10:11:07 AM
Don't even ask about what happened to Moe Greene.
 
2013-09-09 10:12:57 AM
Mexicans 2:1
Washington State Hillbillies 4:1
Field 4:1
 
2013-09-09 11:37:58 AM
But when officers tried to break up the fighting, they were attacked by the crowd. The officers called for urgent backup, and a city-wide call went out for assistance.

King County sheriff's deputies also responded and helped break up the melee. Five officers were assaulted during the mayhem, and two of them received minor injuries.

The community center was evacuated, and the crowd was dispersed. Two suspects were arrested and booked into the King County Jail for investigation of assault, Witt said.



Huh?
 
2013-09-09 11:40:51 AM
That is a fun baptism, normally it is just a quick dunk or sprinkle
 
2013-09-09 11:41:47 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: But when officers tried to break up the fighting, they were attacked by the crowd. The officers called for urgent backup, and a city-wide call went out for assistance.

King County sheriff's deputies also responded and helped break up the melee. Five officers were assaulted during the mayhem, and two of them received minor injuries.

The community center was evacuated, and the crowd was dispersed. Two suspects were arrested and booked into the King County Jail for investigation of assault, Witt said.


Huh?


Cop math.

1lb of weed = $1billion
2 people = crowd
 
2013-09-09 11:41:50 AM
A couple arrests what? or who?
 
2013-09-09 11:42:10 AM
Mazel Tov!
 
2013-09-09 11:45:38 AM
While all this was going on the baby drowned.
 
2013-09-09 11:47:06 AM
Somebody gets to grow up with a go-to story about how their baptism celebration led to a drunken brawl, assaults on five cops, the community center being evacuated and a couple arrests.

Because really -- isn't that what being inducted into the Body of Christ is all about?  How is this even news?

Sybarite: Don't even ask about what happened to Moe Greene.


Moe Greene was never baptised. Instead, when he was about seven days old, a bearded man with bad breath grabbed his penis and cut the tip off.

Don't laugh. It happened to me, too.
 
2013-09-09 11:47:59 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Mazel Tov!


uhhhhhhh......... no, that's not right, either.
 
2013-09-09 11:52:27 AM

FrancoFile: Mexicans 2:1
Washington State Hillbillies 4:1
Field 4:1


Pacific Islanders even money.
 
2013-09-09 11:57:08 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: But when officers tried to break up the fighting, they were attacked by the crowd. The officers called for urgent backup, and a city-wide call went out for assistance.

King County sheriff's deputies also responded and helped break up the melee. Five officers were assaulted during the mayhem, and two of them received minor injuries.

The community center was evacuated, and the crowd was dispersed. Two suspects were arrested and booked into the King County Jail for investigation of assault, Witt said.


Huh?


That's actually smart policing.  Get the instigators, don't punish the families.  Then maybe next time the families will actually cooperate, instead of stonewalling.
 
2013-09-09 11:59:51 AM

FrancoFile: DROxINxTHExWIND: But when officers tried to break up the fighting, they were attacked by the crowd. The officers called for urgent backup, and a city-wide call went out for assistance.

King County sheriff's deputies also responded and helped break up the melee. Five officers were assaulted during the mayhem, and two of them received minor injuries.

The community center was evacuated, and the crowd was dispersed. Two suspects were arrested and booked into the King County Jail for investigation of assault, Witt said.


Huh?

That's actually smart policing.  Get the instigators, don't punish the families.  Then maybe next time the families will actually cooperate, instead of stonewalling.


Uhh, no they won't. You arrestes their cousin the last time you came. Also, attacking and instigating are seperate acts. The police claim they were attacked by the family, not two people. I'm just curious to know why there weren't more arrests. I've seen groups of people rounded up on a sidewalk for doing a lot less than attacking an officer.
 
2013-09-09 12:04:38 PM
The Aristobaptists.
 
2013-09-09 12:07:09 PM

hillary: Somebody gets to grow up with a go-to story about how their baptism celebration led to a drunken brawl, assaults on five cops, the community center being evacuated and a couple arrests.

Because really -- isn't that what being inducted into the Body of Christ is all about?  How is this even news?

Sybarite: Don't even ask about what happened to Moe Greene.

Moe Greene was never baptised. Instead, when he was about seven days old, a bearded man with bad breath grabbed his penis and cut the tip off.

Don't laugh. It happened to me, too.


I to am a survivor. Though in the end I am happy as it is far more esthetically pleasing.
 
2013-09-09 12:09:26 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: hillary: Somebody gets to grow up with a go-to story about how their baptism celebration led to a drunken brawl, assaults on five cops, the community center being evacuated and a couple arrests.

Because really -- isn't that what being inducted into the Body of Christ is all about?  How is this even news?

Sybarite: Don't even ask about what happened to Moe Greene.

Moe Greene was never baptised. Instead, when he was about seven days old, a bearded man with bad breath grabbed his penis and cut the tip off.

Don't laugh. It happened to me, too.

I to am a survivor. Though in the end I am happy as it is far more esthetically pleasing.


To straight women, maybe.
 
2013-09-09 12:11:39 PM
WOOT !!
 
2013-09-09 12:13:56 PM
I hope someone in the crowd screamed 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!' immediately preceding the attack on the police.
 
2013-09-09 12:17:58 PM
This is news?  Down here in South Carolina we call this "Sunday"
 
2013-09-09 12:26:17 PM
FTA:
Five officers were assaulted Saturday night when they tried to break up a drunken brawl at a large baptism celebration at the South Park Community Center, police said.

Picture of suspects
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2013-09-09 12:28:49 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: FrancoFile: DROxINxTHExWIND: But when officers tried to break up the fighting, they were attacked by the crowd. The officers called for urgent backup, and a city-wide call went out for assistance.

King County sheriff's deputies also responded and helped break up the melee. Five officers were assaulted during the mayhem, and two of them received minor injuries.

The community center was evacuated, and the crowd was dispersed. Two suspects were arrested and booked into the King County Jail for investigation of assault, Witt said.


Huh?

That's actually smart policing.  Get the instigators, don't punish the families.  Then maybe next time the families will actually cooperate, instead of stonewalling.

Uhh, no they won't. You arrestes their cousin the last time you came. Also, attacking and instigating are seperate acts. The police claim they were attacked by the family, not two people. I'm just curious to know why there weren't more arrests. I've seen groups of people rounded up on a sidewalk for doing a lot less than attacking an officer.


I'd love to see a picture of the people involved, I suspect it would explain this.
 
2013-09-09 12:45:11 PM
When my sisters kids got baptized the only one hammered was the priest.
 
2013-09-09 12:49:11 PM
South Park near Seattle=Hispanic
 
2013-09-09 02:23:46 PM
What did the Fallau's do this time?
 
2013-09-09 05:00:06 PM
Who baptises a baby at midnight?
 
2013-09-09 05:13:13 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Who baptises a baby at midnight?


I can only guess Satanists or Wiccans or something... didn't know they baptized.  Maybe in blood.
 
2013-09-09 05:29:08 PM

dbirchall: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Who baptises a baby at midnight?

I can only guess Satanists or Wiccans or something... didn't know they baptized.  Maybe in blood.


That's what I was thinking, maybe the melee broke out in between the whole "consecrating the child to Satan" and the "sacrificing the soul" portion of the evenings events...
 
2013-09-09 06:28:22 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: dbirchall: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Who baptises a baby at midnight?

I can only guess Satanists or Wiccans or something... didn't know they baptized.  Maybe in blood.

That's what I was thinking, maybe the melee broke out in between the whole "consecrating the child to Satan" and the "sacrificing the soul" portion of the evenings events...


Actually, having thought about it a little bit more, and glanced at Wikipedia's list of Baptist demonations, I'm pretty sure Baptists are diverse enough, and in some cases farked up enough, that there could very well be a "First Satanic Baptist Church of Delridge" or whatever, and nobody would be at all shocked or bothered.

/...as long as they didn't do any  dancing, ya know.
//raised Baptist
///the very non-constipated-sounding General Association of Regular Baptist Churches,
////not to be confused with the very vague-sounding General Association of General Baptists
//slashies!!!1!
 
2013-09-09 09:43:53 PM
South Park near Seattle=Hispanic

umm no,  it means the Samoan dudes were far bigger and scarier than the cops,  and that they knew better than to mess with any of the "teine" ones
 
2013-09-10 09:59:05 AM

dbirchall: /...as long as they didn't do any  dancing, ya know.
//raised Baptist
///the very non-constipated-sounding General Association of Regular Baptist Churches,
////not to be confused with the very vague-sounding General Association of General Baptists
//slashies!!!1!


Splitters!
 
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