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2013-09-09 07:04:13 AM
vaginal dilation exercises???

so.. like... the doctor had to finger her?
 
2013-09-09 07:53:32 AM
Why does the husband want to get paid for "pain and suffering", he should get paid for "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life", if anything.  He is not in any pain, and there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.
 
2013-09-09 07:55:39 AM
I'm not clicking the unrelated slideshow below TFA, but it's amusing to me that it's labeled "bad sex" and the first picture is, for some reason, showing a rather homely women next to an upright can of Pam.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-09 07:57:34 AM
a fairly rigid strip of scarring and narrowing of the vagina preventing penetration

Sounds worse than just "stiched her up too tight."  I don't know whether it's malpractice or bad luck.
 
2013-09-09 08:04:27 AM
Hey Doc, throw in a stitch for me eh?
 
2013-09-09 08:27:04 AM
To facilitate sexual congress

www.frugal-cafe.com

What sexual congress might look like.
 
2013-09-09 08:37:08 AM
Can't he just pound it out?
 
2013-09-09 08:51:26 AM
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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2013-09-09 08:54:08 AM

EvilEgg: Why does the husband want to get paid for "pain and suffering", he should get paid for "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life", if anything.  He is not in any pain, and there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.


Is this one of those lame, "Hur Hur my wife doesn't have sex with me, hur hur" jokes?  If it is, OK dude good one, I guess.

If not I don't see how anyone could possibly be happy after a botched operation ended or severely curtailed their sex life and yeah they should be compensated if it was due to malpractice.  It's sort of an important part of almost every adult romantic relationship.  It's a huge deal.
 
2013-09-09 08:58:55 AM
Just flip her over.
 
2013-09-09 09:01:08 AM

Egoy3k: EvilEgg: Why does the husband want to get paid for "pain and suffering", he should get paid for "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life", if anything.  He is not in any pain, and there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.

Is this one of those lame, "Hur Hur my wife doesn't have sex with me, hur hur" jokes?  If it is, OK dude good one, I guess.

If not I don't see how anyone could possibly be happy after a botched operation ended or severely curtailed their sex life and yeah they should be compensated if it was due to malpractice.  It's sort of an important part of almost every adult romantic relationship.  It's a huge deal.


Hoo boy did I read your post wrong. Sorry for the snarky tone. I forgot my morning coffee today.
 
2013-09-09 09:01:51 AM
Football laces! Sew football laces in there so you can adjust it.
 
2013-09-09 09:02:50 AM

EvilEgg: there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.


There are plenty of people who are gang-raped or get ebola, too. Sometimes on the same day. That doesn't make it an idea.
 
2013-09-09 09:03:23 AM

give me doughnuts: Just flip her over.


That's a shiatty solution to a snatchy problem.
 
2013-09-09 09:04:40 AM

Pocket Ninja: I'm not clicking the unrelated slideshow below TFA, but it's amusing to me that it's labeled "bad sex" and the first picture is, for some reason, showing a rather homely women next to an upright can of Pam.


It's not quite as bad as you think:

Barbara Hall was involved in a bedroom romp with her boyfriend when he asked her if she had brought PAM cooking spray, which he wanted to use as lubricant. However, Hall thought he was referring to an ex-girlfriend of his named Pam, and she allegedly flew into a jealous rage, punching him repeatedly and heaving objects at his head.

I could swear that story made the main page when it happened.
 
2013-09-09 09:08:10 AM
I didn't know it was possible to be 'too tight'

Amirite guys?
 
2013-09-09 09:10:16 AM

doglover: EvilEgg: there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.

There are plenty of people who are gang-raped or get ebola, too. Sometimes on the same day. That doesn't make it an idea.


That's why he should get paid for   "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life"
 
2013-09-09 09:11:07 AM

AbiNormal: Football laces! Sew football laces in there so you can adjust it.


LACES OUT, DAN!
 
2013-09-09 09:16:20 AM

PizzaJedi81: AbiNormal: Football laces! Sew football laces in there so you can adjust it.

LACES OUT, DAN!


That wasn't her gun!
www.dvdactive.com
 
2013-09-09 09:16:38 AM
I was gonna say that's what happens when you ask for a few extra stitches, but then TFA mentions about the scar tissue, which even if she does get to where she can fit a normal sized dong in her again, has got to make her vagina less sensitive.

Personally I'm glad my ex wife never needed stitches at all after either kid. And yes, they were about average sized babies.
 
2013-09-09 09:16:59 AM
Curses! Image-Pwned!
 
2013-09-09 09:17:06 AM

PizzaJedi81: AbiNormal: Football laces! Sew football laces in there so you can adjust it.

LACES OUT, DAN!


...or she has the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *EVER SEEN!!!*
 
2013-09-09 09:18:56 AM

moel: I didn't know it was possible to be 'too tight'

Amirite guys?


If you've ever had to deal with something like this you wouldn't be laughing.
 
2013-09-09 09:23:33 AM

pag1107: moel: I didn't know it was possible to be 'too tight'

Amirite guys?

If you've ever had to deal with something like this you wouldn't be laughing.


and i'm sure it's an issue for countless other Paedophiles across the globe..but hey you don't hear them biatching about it.

But yes, i have had to deal with stuff like this, and it's not funny..but it's fark... lighten up!
 
2013-09-09 09:28:52 AM

slapmastered: PizzaJedi81: AbiNormal: Football laces! Sew football laces in there so you can adjust it.

LACES OUT, DAN!

...or she has the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *EVER SEEN!!!*


I know all there is to know about the crying game...
 
2013-09-09 09:30:44 AM
"What sexual congress might look like."

When it's Republicans, it looks like this.
farm1.static.flickr.com
/how soon they forget
 
2013-09-09 09:30:59 AM
If I'm the husband, the legal documents don't say her vagina's too tight. It says my penis is too large.
 
2013-09-09 09:36:15 AM

PizzaJedi81: slapmastered: PizzaJedi81: AbiNormal: Football laces! Sew football laces in there so you can adjust it.

LACES OUT, DAN!

...or she has the worst case of hemorrhoids I have *EVER SEEN!!!*

I know all there is to know about the crying game...


See, if you wanted to go for maximum lulz, *THAT* is the place for your patented slashie...

/If ya know what I mean...and I think ya do...
 
2013-09-09 09:37:55 AM

EvilEgg: doglover: EvilEgg: there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.

There are plenty of people who are gang-raped or get ebola, too. Sometimes on the same day. That doesn't make it an idea.

That's why he should get paid for   "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life"


You don't get money for that stuff. If you did, Bill Gates alone would owe me his entire fortune twice-over because of Windows 95 alone.

The husband should get "pain" because of blue balls. Ta-da.
 
2013-09-09 09:59:42 AM

give me doughnuts: Just flip her over.


I'm pretty sure the Rx would read "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down - oh nooooooo"
 
2013-09-09 10:00:17 AM

EvilEgg: Why does the husband want to get paid for "pain and suffering", he should get paid for "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life", if anything.  He is not in any pain, and there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.


Oh it definitely hurts when you try to shove it in something that is too tight.
 
2013-09-09 10:02:55 AM

The Bunyip: give me doughnuts: Just flip her over.

I'm pretty sure the Rx would read "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down - oh nooooooo"


I've always wondered...is "body bag" some kind of slang for condom?
 
2013-09-09 10:12:11 AM

PizzaJedi81: The Bunyip: give me doughnuts: Just flip her over.

I'm pretty sure the Rx would read "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down - oh nooooooo"

I've always wondered...is "body bag" some kind of slang for condom?


No, that's a Boehner bag.
 
2013-09-09 10:13:55 AM

ChrisDe: If I'm the husband, the legal documents don't say her vagina's too tight. It says my penis is too large.


You know that's perjury, right?
 
2013-09-09 10:28:26 AM
what'd her dentist say ...
 
2013-09-09 10:29:29 AM

EvilEgg: Why does the husband want to get paid for "pain and suffering", he should get paid for "stress, frustration and loss of enjoyment of life", if anything.  He is not in any pain, and there are plenty of sexless marriages out there.


I'll half agree.  No pain, but he does have suffering.

Egoy3k: If not I don't see how anyone could possibly be happy after a botched operation ended or severely curtailed their sex life and yeah they should be compensated if it was due to malpractice. It's sort of an important part of almost every adult romantic relationship. It's a huge deal.


Yeah.  The amount of compensation being asked strikes me as too low.
 
2013-09-09 10:36:04 AM

kvinesknows: vaginal dilation exercises???

so.. like... the doctor had to finger her?


Ralphie May "finger blasting".
 
2013-09-09 10:42:46 AM
Where's the malpractice? He repaired an episiotomy. They're just not happy with the way she healed. He's offered options on how to fix it. It's a known and documented risk that she agreed to on the consent. Unless there's evidence to suggest he did something inappropriate or out of the ordinary when repairing it this is a textbook case of abuse via lawsuit. They're just looking for a settlement, and they'll probably get it. It happens every day, and it should piss you off.
 
2013-09-09 10:43:53 AM

The Bunyip: give me doughnuts: Just flip her over.

I'm pretty sure the Rx would read "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down - oh nooooooo

.leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!"

FTFY
 
2013-09-09 10:51:17 AM

stevetherobot: The Bunyip: give me doughnuts: Just flip her over.

I'm pretty sure the Rx would read "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down - oh nooooooo.leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!"

FTFY


Cold got to be. Shiat.
 
2013-09-09 10:58:54 AM

Yes please: Where's the malpractice? He repaired an episiotomy. They're just not happy with the way she healed. He's offered options on how to fix it. It's a known and documented risk that she agreed to on the consent. Unless there's evidence to suggest he did something inappropriate or out of the ordinary when repairing it this is a textbook case of abuse via lawsuit. They're just looking for a settlement, and they'll probably get it. It happens every day, and it should piss you off.


I don't know, I think scarring is pretty predictable. And do you think the doctor really said, "There's a chance you won't be able to have sex after this?" If it's such a known and documented risk and he didn't, it was not informed consent.
 
2013-09-09 11:11:36 AM
i42.tinypic.com

I guess this was an option?
 
2013-09-09 12:47:21 PM
Looks like a job for a modified paper towel holder.
 
2013-09-09 02:14:45 PM

LiberalWeenie: Yes please: Where's the malpractice? He repaired an episiotomy. They're just not happy with the way she healed. He's offered options on how to fix it. It's a known and documented risk that she agreed to on the consent. Unless there's evidence to suggest he did something inappropriate or out of the ordinary when repairing it this is a textbook case of abuse via lawsuit. They're just looking for a settlement, and they'll probably get it. It happens every day, and it should piss you off.

I don't know, I think scarring is pretty predictable. And do you think the doctor really said, "There's a chance you won't be able to have sex after this?" If it's such a known and documented risk and he didn't, it was not informed consent.


Scarring is notoriously unpredictable, as are the lacerations from a delivery. Pain, wound complications, and need for reoperation are invariably on the informed consent for pretty much every surgical procedure. But even pretending none of that is true, where's the malpractice? What did he do that was outside the normal scope and procedure of accepted medical care? I understand they don't like the outcome. That's doesn't make it malpractice.
 
2013-09-09 05:24:46 PM
The surgeon should stop using his own penis as a reference.
 
2013-09-09 09:32:34 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i42.tinypic.com image 550x395]

I guess this was an option?


That's what I saw when I scrolled to read some of the comments on the story and that was funnier than the story itself.
 
2013-09-09 10:10:00 PM

moel: I didn't know it was possible to be 'too tight'

Amirite guys?


Only because you're too small. You could screw the eye of a needle and have room left over.

Amirite guys?
 
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