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(AsiaOne)   You might be giving the wrong impression to the repairman if you hide your house key under your doormat and then leave a trail of rose petals to your broken water heater with a flirty message taped to the door   (forums.asiaone.com ) divider line
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7291 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2013 at 10:34 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-09 10:08:45 AM  
So these are pictures that the resident herself took of some scene she herself set up for some supposed utility man who's never pictured, interviewed, or otherwise confirmed as existing. And they somehow got posted onto some online forum. How completely and thoroughly fascinating and interesting and I mean that totally and completely.
 
2013-09-09 10:34:47 AM  
Turk 182?
 
2013-09-09 10:39:57 AM  
He fixes the water heater?
 
2013-09-09 10:40:32 AM  
i440.photobucket.com

Run away, it's probably a trap.
 
2013-09-09 10:41:22 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i440.photobucket.com image 480x542]

Run away, it's probably a trap.


I hate you forever.

/not really, but dammit man, it's fairly early on a monday
 
2013-09-09 10:43:55 AM  
after RTFA, I think it's kinda nice, in an off-beat way.

Most repairment/utility folks are not met so nicely.  Many times people are just pissed and want their stuff fixed, and are less than cordial to the repair person who didn't have anything to do with it.
 
2013-09-09 10:47:13 AM  
Tease. I hope he beats off on her pillowcase and reprograms her tv remotes so that none of them will work with her cable boxes.
 
2013-09-09 10:47:55 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Run away, it's probably a trap.


Who makes thongs of that size. More importantly, why?
 
2013-09-09 10:51:09 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Tease. I hope he beats off on her pillowcase and reprograms her tv remotes so that none of them will work with her cable boxes.


You monster!!
 
2013-09-09 10:51:41 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Tease. I hope he beats off on her pillowcase and reprograms her tv remotes so that none of them will work with her cable boxes.


But then she'll have to call the cable repairman..

*cue porn soundtrack bass*.
 
2013-09-09 10:52:00 AM  

Pocket Ninja: So these are pictures that the resident herself took of some scene she herself set up for some supposed utility man who's never pictured, interviewed, or otherwise confirmed as existing. And they somehow got posted onto some online forum. How completely and thoroughly fascinating and interesting and I mean that totally and completely.


This. But it could have been a win if she is decent looking and had included a photo of herself on the bed with one of her signs saying "show me where the pipe goes."
 
2013-09-09 10:52:37 AM  
The milkmen have a different fate

www.humorlinks.com
 
2013-09-09 10:55:47 AM  
From the comments on the forum:

DO NOT BE FOOLED !!! DON'T FALL INTO THE TRAP !!!

later woman grapp u and blackmail u.
later woman molest u and claimed that u molest her.
or woman shout MOLEST MOLEST MOLEST !! RAPE RAPE RAPE !!!
To make matter worstest, woman might be ugly !!

so be extremely careful becos all these are traps.


This guy would be awesome in TF.
 
2013-09-09 11:12:55 AM  
I'm just trying to decide at what point during the discovery of these items I would have started running.  I sure as hell wouldn't have opened that "Hello" door.
 
2013-09-09 11:15:32 AM  
From TFA comments :
" Its absolutely dangerous to fantasie with any Tom, Di.ck or Harry in your life ... that will include your neighbours, colleagues, cleaners, security guards, hawkers, bus or taxi drivers etc. "

Has never seen FARK would be my guess.
 
2013-09-09 11:18:06 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Run away, it's probably a trap.

Who makes thongs of that size. More importantly, why?


It's actually the rigging from a tall ship.
 
gja
2013-09-09 11:23:12 AM  
Checked article, surprised door was not green.
 
2013-09-09 11:36:29 AM  
Originally posted to imgur..
 
2013-09-09 11:39:21 AM  
www.filmus.cz
 
2013-09-09 12:25:13 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: after RTFA, I think it's kinda nice, in an off-beat way.

Most repairment/utility folks are not met so nicely.  Many times people are just pissed and want their stuff fixed, and are less than cordial to the repair person who didn't have anything to do with it.


Agreed. I think she just has a good sense of humor.
 
2013-09-09 12:34:37 PM  
This sounds like a great way to end up with a repairman wearing nothing but a tool belt and his gas company hat in your empty apartment when you get off of work.

I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing, I'm just saying that it is a likely result.
 
2013-09-09 02:17:55 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: From the comments on the forum:

DO NOT BE FOOLED !!! DON'T FALL INTO THE TRAP !!!

later woman grapp u and blackmail u.
later woman molest u and claimed that u molest her.
or woman shout MOLEST MOLEST MOLEST !! RAPE RAPE RAPE !!!
To make matter worstest, woman might be ugly !!

so be extremely careful becos all these are traps.

This guy would be awesome in TF.


Nah, I already have meow on ignore.
 
2013-09-09 02:57:57 PM  

mike_d85: This sounds like a great way to end up with a repairman wearing nothing but a tool belt and his gas company hat in your empty apartment when you get off of work.

I'm not saying that's a good or bad thing, I'm just saying that it is a likely result.


When my sister and I roomed together, I'd smoke with 'em and she'd sleep with 'em.

/Never an unhappy repairperson.
 
2013-09-09 03:26:52 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2013-09-09 05:12:53 PM  

AUAIOMRN: The milkmen have a different fate

[www.humorlinks.com image 360x254]


Came for Monty, not leaving disappointed.  :-)
 
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