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(SFGate)   Reasons for building an underground doomsday shelter: Anything could happen in the future. Reasons against building an underground doomsday shelter: You might be growing drugs in there or disturb the fault line   (sfgate.com) divider line 8
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2013-09-09 10:26:06 AM  
4 votes:

SpectroBoy: [www.prepperforums.net image 850x1269]GIS for prepper
/sigh, our race is doomed


I'll be in my bunker.
2013-09-09 09:17:10 AM  
3 votes:
I really hate the "you might possibly be contemplating something illegal, so we're just going to arrest you anyway...you know...just in case....for your safety....citizen..." mentality, it just drives me nuts.
Politicians just don't like competition and their thermal scanners don't work 20 feet underground.

I would freaking love one of these bunkers, it's like the fort you wanted as a kid, only much, much better!
My wife would hate it because I might be down there and possibly sitting still, not cleaning the garage, or building planter boxes, or having a conversation with her about her scentsy business.
Or even worse...playing a video game...god save us all.
I'm too damn paranoid and claustrophobic though.  What if the door shuts, and locks.....from the outside!
That would be my luck.  Getting out would be easy though.. I'd just have to tell my wife that I'm looking at online porn and she'd rip the door off with her bare hands.
2013-09-09 09:42:44 AM  
2 votes:
How can Christians of any stripe build a bunker full of food. This implies your plan is to hoard the food and use the bunker to keep it away from all the needy starving people around you. Not very Christian.

All I know is this. If my neighbor has a bunker full of food and doesn't share I am gonna park my SUV on top of his bunker door before I head towards the nearest source of food.
2013-09-09 09:21:00 AM  
2 votes:
Yes because that is what drug dealers do. Spend hundreds of thousands of dollars building an underground shelter to grow some pot. Yup. Genius.
2013-09-09 09:13:36 AM  
2 votes:
Reasons against building an underground doomsday shelter: You might be growing drugs in there

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It would seem in the eyes of certain city council members that if it didn't happen on Breaking Bad, it doesn't exist.
2013-09-09 09:47:07 AM  
1 votes:
The Crystal Method recorded one of their albums in a former doomsday/bomb shelter. They probably would at least make a cool recording studio. Bonus, get a collaboration of the likes of Bieber, Miley, Gaga, Kardashians, etc.. ala Hands Across America or whatever it was......then seal it.
2013-09-09 09:27:13 AM  
1 votes:

Teknowaffle: That sign sums up preppers and doomsday fanatics. They really just want an excuse to kill anyone who looks at them funny.


He-man woman haters club.
2013-09-09 09:21:50 AM  
1 votes:
ww1.hdnux.com

That sign sums up preppers and doomsday fanatics. They really just want an excuse to kill anyone who looks at them funny.
 
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