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(SeattlePI)   Man celebrating his birthday tells a 14-year-old at his party that he's not making a good bonfire. Teen tells man the fire would be bigger if he put the man in it. Man stabs teen. Also, guess which one is a Juggalo   (seattlepi.com) divider line 15
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2013-09-09 09:47:32 AM
6 votes:
The fat one?
2013-09-09 09:56:08 AM
4 votes:
"Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court."

All I want to know is if those parents were impressed or not.  I know knife skills are high on my list of qualities I'm looking for in MY daughters future boyfriend.
2013-09-09 10:09:40 AM
3 votes:
Stabbed in the side of the CHEST, comes away with a lac'd liver.

ANATOMY - How does it work??
2013-09-09 04:20:18 PM
2 votes:
Charge: Kent Juggalo stabbed boy at birthday party

Kent Juggalo is innocent!

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2013-09-09 10:20:43 AM
2 votes:
If you teach a man to build a fire he'll be warm for a while.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I actually thought the man's name was Kent Juggalo.
2013-09-09 10:13:28 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court.

If the parents were Juggalos it probably worked.
2013-09-09 11:16:01 PM
1 votes:
The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere
Flyin' high
Flyin' loose
Flyin' free as a summer breeze
Happy as a summer breeze

(Kazoo solo!!!)

The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere!!!
2013-09-09 01:33:41 PM
1 votes:

RevMark: Coco LaFemme: jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...

Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.

Or Burning Man?


Or the basement of the Alamo
2013-09-09 12:12:26 PM
1 votes:

jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...


Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.
2013-09-09 11:25:00 AM
1 votes:

Glitchwerks: Carn: Considering their fans, I can only assume Insane Clown Posse is a horrible band.

They are geniuses on a marketing level.  Their music speaks directly to disenfranchised youth and promotes a strength through group bonding.  The lyrics threaten violence to anyone who may be seen as trying to keep them down or oppress them.  They paint themselves as outcasts, being violent, and unstable.

Their demographic eats this shiat up.

As for their music, it's awful.


So, you mean they're like 99% of all rappers out there?
Got it.
2013-09-09 10:19:30 AM
1 votes:
Oblig for any Juggaloo thread simply to serve as a warning to others.
2013-09-09 10:16:28 AM
1 votes:
Farking thermodynamics, how does it work?
2013-09-09 10:15:15 AM
1 votes:
"Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again"

I blame the bonfire,and the music,and the beer and marijuana. Also guns.
2013-09-09 10:10:12 AM
1 votes:

jake_lex: I'm gonna say that this is a trick question and they're both Juggalos.


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2013-09-09 10:09:36 AM
1 votes:
Ninja down!
 
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