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(SeattlePI)   Man celebrating his birthday tells a 14-year-old at his party that he's not making a good bonfire. Teen tells man the fire would be bigger if he put the man in it. Man stabs teen. Also, guess which one is a Juggalo   (seattlepi.com) divider line 75
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2013-09-09 11:59:13 AM
I just checked these jackasses out on Youtube and had a pop-up ad for Mercedes-Benz come up over the music video.
After watching the video, I'm almost certain the placement of this ad was based on past searches and not on the fact that I searched for "Insane Clown Posse".

The music was awful, by the way. Pretty much unlistenable.
 
2013-09-09 12:03:28 PM

jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.


Nope. Never been. I don't hate myself enough to do that.

You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.

If I had a family like that I would murder them all just to find comfort in being an orphan.

There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

Don't want to; on the contrary I'm smarter than any Juggalo (smart enough not to be one!) so I can understand quite a bit; and on this point you make my case for me, so thank you.
 
2013-09-09 12:12:05 PM
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2013-09-09 12:12:14 PM

Dogsbody: I just checked these jackasses out on Youtube and had a pop-up ad for Mercedes-Benz come up over the music video.
After watching the video, I'm almost certain the placement of this ad was based on past searches and not on the fact that I searched for "Insane Clown Posse".

The music was awful, by the way. Pretty much unlistenable.


I am sure some of the women who listen to ICP go by the name Mercedes.
 
2013-09-09 12:12:26 PM

jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...


Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.
 
2013-09-09 12:18:44 PM
There are better ways to handle posers at birthday parties:

www.lockepick.com
 
2013-09-09 12:26:30 PM

Coco LaFemme: jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...

Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.


Or Burning Man?
 
2013-09-09 12:26:57 PM
Should've kept him on a leash.
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2013-09-09 12:27:28 PM
"The boy told Sweet the fire would be bigger if he tossed Sweet into it."

DIAF "Juggaos"
 
2013-09-09 12:38:04 PM
The cable guy?
 
2013-09-09 12:44:04 PM

JRoo: "Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again"

I blame the bonfire,and the music,and the beer and marijuana. Also guns.


Don't forget video games.

I've yet to meet a reasonably intelligent Juggalo. I'm sure there's at least one. Possibly. Maybe.

I hope the parents were impressed with his knife handling skills!
 
2013-09-09 12:47:42 PM

Coco LaFemme: jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...

Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.


You've never seen PeeWee's Big Adventure?
 
2013-09-09 12:48:51 PM

The water was cold: "The boy told Sweet the fire would be bigger if he tossed Sweet into it."

DIAF "Jugga-logs"

ftfm... burns like wood but smells like burning faygo.

 
2013-09-09 12:51:04 PM

zepher: Glitchwerks: Carn: Considering their fans, I can only assume Insane Clown Posse is a horrible band.

They are geniuses on a marketing level.  Their music speaks directly to disenfranchised youth and promotes a strength through group bonding.  The lyrics threaten violence to anyone who may be seen as trying to keep them down or oppress them.  They paint themselves as outcasts, being violent, and unstable.

Their demographic eats this shiat up.

As for their music, it's awful.

So, you mean they're like 99% of all rappers out there?
Got it.


No, they're white.

/makes a difference to a chunk of their fan base
 
2013-09-09 12:53:50 PM

Sofa King Smart: The water was cold: "The boy told Sweet the fire would be bigger if he tossed Sweet into it."

DIAF "Jugga-logs"

ftfm... burns like wood but smells like burning faygo.


Like I said -- DIAF
 
2013-09-09 01:33:41 PM

RevMark: Coco LaFemme: jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...

Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.

Or Burning Man?


Or the basement of the Alamo
 
2013-09-09 01:34:30 PM

Coco LaFemme: Juggalo thread?  JUGGALO THREAD!  As such, I must post the obligatory YouTube video of Juggalettes getting down with their bad selves in a mosh pit.

SFW, but not your lunch (or breakfast, depending where you are)


That aint no most pit.   This is a mosh pit (NSFW language.  skip to 5:35 for the Wall of Death).  I was in there somewhere getting bounced around.  What a farking awesome show. \m/

/who's going to Slayer at the Fillmore?
 
2013-09-09 01:43:29 PM

Carn: Coco LaFemme: Juggalo thread?  JUGGALO THREAD!  As such, I must post the obligatory YouTube video of Juggalettes getting down with their bad selves in a mosh pit.

SFW, but not your lunch (or breakfast, depending where you are)

That aint no most pit.   This is a mosh pit (NSFW language.  skip to 5:35 for the Wall of Death).  I was in there somewhere getting bounced around.  What a farking awesome show. \m/

/who's going to Slayer at the Fillmore?


I'm jealous. Slayer is ways good times. Have fun!
 
2013-09-09 01:45:36 PM

The water was cold: Sofa King Smart: The water was cold: "The boy told Sweet the fire would be bigger if he tossed Sweet into it."

DIAF "Jugga-logs"

ftfm... burns like wood but smells like burning faygo.

Like I said -- DIAF


Quoting Jesus on Fark?  Well I guess it's technically paraphrasing.

"Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire which is prepared for the devil and his angels; for I was hungry, and you didn't give me food to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave me no drink; I was a stranger, and you didn't take me in; naked, and you didn't clothe me; sick, and in prison, and you didn't visit me. [...] Most certainly I tell you, inasmuch as you didn't do it to one of the least of these, you didn't do it to me." Matthew 25:41
 
2013-09-09 01:49:05 PM

Coco LaFemme: jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...

Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.


I'll give you a 5/10 for calling out an obvious movie reference even it is obscure to you.
 
2013-09-09 02:41:05 PM

megarian: Carn: Coco LaFemme: Juggalo thread?  JUGGALO THREAD!  As such, I must post the obligatory YouTube video of Juggalettes getting down with their bad selves in a mosh pit.

SFW, but not your lunch (or breakfast, depending where you are)

That aint no most pit.   This is a mosh pit (NSFW language.  skip to 5:35 for the Wall of Death).  I was in there somewhere getting bounced around.  What a farking awesome show. \m/

/who's going to Slayer at the Fillmore?

I'm jealous. Slayer is ways good times. Have fun!


Yep, never miss them if I can go.  Always well worth the money.
 
2013-09-09 03:35:40 PM

TheGogmagog: Coco LaFemme: jeffowl: Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...

Hmm, I'll give you a 3/10.  Not enough misspellings or overused punctuation.  I will say that you're right, I haven't been to a gathering, but that's because if I wanted to be surrounded by thousands of brain-damaged malcontents, I'll just go to the 2016 Republican National Convention.

I'll give you a 5/10 for calling out an obvious movie reference even it is obscure to you.


How can I call something out if I don't know what it is?  That makes absolutely no farking sense whatsoever.  I'm not some film idiot savant that memorizes every line of dialogue in every movie ever made since 1900.
 
2013-09-09 04:20:18 PM
Charge: Kent Juggalo stabbed boy at birthday party

Kent Juggalo is innocent!

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2013-09-09 11:16:01 PM
The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere
Flyin' high
Flyin' loose
Flyin' free as a summer breeze
Happy as a summer breeze

(Kazoo solo!!!)

The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere!!!
 
2013-09-10 09:54:04 AM

dillenger69: The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere
Flyin' high
Flyin' loose
Flyin' free as a summer breeze
Happy as a summer breeze

(Kazoo solo!!!)

The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere!!!


Winner winner, chicken dinner!
 
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