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(SeattlePI)   Man celebrating his birthday tells a 14-year-old at his party that he's not making a good bonfire. Teen tells man the fire would be bigger if he put the man in it. Man stabs teen. Also, guess which one is a Juggalo   (seattlepi.com) divider line 75
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2013-09-09 09:14:34 AM
I love Juggalo threads.
 
2013-09-09 09:47:32 AM
The fat one?
 
2013-09-09 09:49:58 AM
I'm gonna say that this is a trick question and they're both Juggalos.
 
2013-09-09 09:56:08 AM
"Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court."

All I want to know is if those parents were impressed or not.  I know knife skills are high on my list of qualities I'm looking for in MY daughters future boyfriend.
 
2013-09-09 10:00:52 AM

jake_lex: I'm gonna say that this is a trick question and they're both Juggalos.


I think you're probably right.  The 14yr old comes off as pretty lippy.
 
2013-09-09 10:07:30 AM
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/hot as the blood on my hatchet
 
2013-09-09 10:09:21 AM
The boy later died. But they had a respectable funeral for him.

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2013-09-09 10:09:36 AM
Ninja down!
 
2013-09-09 10:09:40 AM
Stabbed in the side of the CHEST, comes away with a lac'd liver.

ANATOMY - How does it work??
 
2013-09-09 10:10:12 AM

jake_lex: I'm gonna say that this is a trick question and they're both Juggalos.


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2013-09-09 10:11:47 AM

BostonEMT: Stabbed in the side of the CHEST, comes away with a lac'd liver.

ANATOMY - How does it work??


It was a really, really long, wiggly knife.
 
2013-09-09 10:13:10 AM

RedPhoenix122: The fat one?


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2013-09-09 10:13:28 AM
FTFA: Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court.

If the parents were Juggalos it probably worked.
 
2013-09-09 10:15:15 AM
"Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again"

I blame the bonfire,and the music,and the beer and marijuana. Also guns.
 
2013-09-09 10:15:37 AM
"Self-professed Juggalo" should be one of those key phrases during a mental health evaluation that immediately gets you admitted into a hospital, like telling them you have a plan to commit suicide or cause harm to others.
 
2013-09-09 10:16:15 AM

BostonEMT: Stabbed in the side of the CHEST, comes away with a lac'd liver.

ANATOMY - How does it work??


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2013-09-09 10:16:28 AM
Farking thermodynamics, how does it work?
 
2013-09-09 10:17:54 AM

heavymetal: FTFA: Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court.

If the parents were Juggalos it probably worked.


damn, beat me to the punch
 
2013-09-09 10:19:30 AM
Oblig for any Juggaloo thread simply to serve as a warning to others.
 
2013-09-09 10:19:39 AM
If they aren't acting in concert to commit crimes, I don't really get calling them a gang.
 
2013-09-09 10:19:50 AM
Farking jail time; how does THAT work?
 
2013-09-09 10:20:08 AM

BostonEMT: Stabbed in the side of the CHEST, comes away with a lac'd liver.

ANATOMY - How does it work??


I could see it happening, but no matter how I visualize it the angle of attack comes up weird.
 
2013-09-09 10:20:43 AM
If you teach a man to build a fire he'll be warm for a while.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

I actually thought the man's name was Kent Juggalo.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:09 AM
"Sweet told (the boy) that he should not mess with a Juggalo,"

Seems he was right.
 
2013-09-09 10:23:28 AM

BostonEMT: Stabbed in the side of the CHEST, comes away with a lac'd liver.

ANATOMY - How does it work??


Like most beginners, he attacked him wrong.
 
2013-09-09 10:26:50 AM
Oh that article was wonderfully Juggaltastic.

I needed some good lulz this morning.
 
2013-09-09 10:29:36 AM

Whatthefark: Oblig for any Juggaloo thread simply to serve as a warning to others.


*shudder*.... Every time I watch something like that I .... *BLEARGH!*

/this is how it's done
 
2013-09-09 10:33:32 AM
Considering their fans, I can only assume Insane Clown Posse is a horrible band.
 
2013-09-09 10:35:51 AM

HotWingConspiracy: If they aren't acting in concert to commit crimes, I don't really get calling them a gang.


Apparently there really is one faction that went insane -well, more insane- and splintered off to form an actual gang. They still call themselves Juggalos, and they mock the original community for being "weak."

Which, if you think about it, goes very much against the surprisingly moralistic ethos behind the band's music. There's a lesson somewhere in that, I think.
 
2013-09-09 10:37:47 AM
They should run ads in the paper for some juggalo promotion bullshiat. Everyone who shows up gets shot.
 
2013-09-09 10:40:37 AM

Carn: Considering their fans, I can only assume Insane Clown Posse is a horrible band.


They are geniuses on a marketing level.  Their music speaks directly to disenfranchised youth and promotes a strength through group bonding.  The lyrics threaten violence to anyone who may be seen as trying to keep them down or oppress them.  They paint themselves as outcasts, being violent, and unstable.

Their demographic eats this shiat up.

As for their music, it's awful.
 
2013-09-09 10:42:17 AM
Juggalo thread?  JUGGALO THREAD!  As such, I must post the obligatory YouTube video of Juggalettes getting down with their bad selves in a mosh pit.

SFW, but not your lunch (or breakfast, depending where you are)
 
2013-09-09 10:43:30 AM

Whatthefark: Oblig for any Juggaloo thread simply to serve as a warning to others.


I could almost smell the bacon, B.O. and ass wrapped up into one aromatic offering while watching that.
 
2013-09-09 10:45:20 AM
I've never met a 'juggalo' who wasn't a complete dipshiat.
 
2013-09-09 10:47:58 AM
"Self-professed Juggalo"  That almost seems like he is a juggalo wannabe and is that worse than being a juggalo?
 
2013-09-09 10:48:57 AM
On the FARK sidebar I noticed the SNORG girl
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Is she really the Wendy's girl?
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2013-09-09 10:49:08 AM

sno man: "Having attended the party to impress the parents of a young woman related to the boy, Sweet drank a beer and smoked some marijuana before approaching the teen again, the detective told the court."

All I want to know is if those parents were impressed or not.  I know knife skills are high on my list of qualities I'm looking for in MY daughters future boyfriend.


Right?! My only question after reading that was "Well? Did he get the girl?"
 
2013-09-09 10:54:13 AM
I know it's old news but it still makes me laugh, the juggalo icon "the hatchetman" wields..... a meat cleaver......


/that encapsulates everything you need to know about them mentally
 
2013-09-09 10:54:15 AM

RedPhoenix122: The fat one?


DING! Winnar is you.
 
2013-09-09 10:56:41 AM

Satanic_Hamster: jake_lex: I'm gonna say that this is a trick question and they're both Juggalos.

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No, seems that the 14 year old made fun of the fact he was a Juggalo, saying something to the effect of "What, those guys in make up?"
 
2013-09-09 10:58:47 AM

HotWingConspiracy: If they aren't acting in concert to commit crimes, I don't really 97 get calling them a gang.


This!  Acting in concert would call for actual, you know, thinking and stuff, and any true Juggalo is not down with that bullshiat.
 
2013-09-09 11:07:56 AM

phenn: RedPhoenix122: The fat one?


This girl acually looks like she's cute. Aaaand with this dude. FML, I'm apparently doing it wrong.
 
2013-09-09 11:09:49 AM

DMZ DEATH: phenn: RedPhoenix122: The fat one?

This girl acually looks like she's cute. Aaaand with this dude. FML, I'm apparently doing it wrong.


Meh, she's not worth putting up with juggalos and listening to ICP.
 
2013-09-09 11:10:36 AM
Damn it Darwin, you had an easy twofer there and you blew it.
 
2013-09-09 11:17:50 AM

SevenizGud: They should run ads in the paper for some juggalo promotion bullshiat. Everyone who shows up gets shot.


I think you're on to something here.  Ethnic cleansing is a crime against humanity, but, they've never addressed moron cleansing.  That may even be encouraged.  The Hague will provide the ammo free of charge, and say, "Have at it!"
 
2013-09-09 11:19:51 AM

zimbomba63: SevenizGud: They should run ads in the paper for some juggalo promotion bullshiat. Everyone who shows up gets shot.

I think you're on to something here.  Ethnic cleansing is a crime against humanity, but, they've never addressed moron cleansing.  That may even be encouraged.  The Hague will provide the ammo free of charge, and say, "Have at it!"


Nah, don't shoot them.  Just put a bunch of heavy machinery, explosives, and other dangerous items in the vicinity and let them Darwin themselves.
 
2013-09-09 11:25:00 AM

Glitchwerks: Carn: Considering their fans, I can only assume Insane Clown Posse is a horrible band.

They are geniuses on a marketing level.  Their music speaks directly to disenfranchised youth and promotes a strength through group bonding.  The lyrics threaten violence to anyone who may be seen as trying to keep them down or oppress them.  They paint themselves as outcasts, being violent, and unstable.

Their demographic eats this shiat up.

As for their music, it's awful.


So, you mean they're like 99% of all rappers out there?
Got it.
 
2013-09-09 11:37:48 AM
Frankly all of you hating on the ICP and the Juggalos don't have a clue. I'll bet none of you have ever been to the gathering.  You don't know what it's like to be part of a family like this.  Unless you've been there you don't know anything about them.  There are things about them you wouldn't understand; things you couldn't understand; things you shouldn't understand.

/They're rebels Dottie...
 
2013-09-09 11:46:24 AM

Glitchwerks: Carn: Considering their fans, I can only assume Insane Clown Posse is a horrible band.

They are geniuses on a marketing level.  Their music speaks directly to disenfranchised youth and promotes a strength through group bonding.  The lyrics threaten violence to anyone who may be seen as trying to keep them down or oppress them.  They paint themselves as outcasts, being violent, and unstable.

Their demographic eats this shiat up.

As for their music, it's awful.


The funny thing is that they know it and openly talk about how poorly they think of their fan base yet people still eat that shiat up.
 
2013-09-09 11:48:44 AM
I'm gonna guess the words 'family' and 'whoop, whoop' were uttered  at some point during the stabbing... might have even poured out some faygo for his dead homies.
 
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