Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Record (UK))   The ten most terrifying words in Scotland are: "I'm from America and I'm here to educate your children"   (dailyrecord.co.uk) divider line 19
    More: Interesting, Scotland, Church of Christ, East Kilbride, education in Scotland, jesus, elementary schools  
•       •       •

2461 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Sep 2013 at 10:16 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-09-09 11:01:03 AM  
5 votes:
Dear Scotland,

We are sorry about that.  Please return our misplaced missionaries to the following address:

Kwan-li-so Labor Camp
Hoeryong, North Hamyong Province, North Korea

c/o Kim Jong Un

Again, sorry for the mix-up.  We will send you a bottle or two of Bourbon and hope this clears things up.

Yours Truly,

America
2013-09-09 10:58:48 AM  
4 votes:
My bad. Posted a picture of Paul Ryan meeting with his inner circle to discuss economic policy by mistake.

images.christianpost.com
2013-09-09 10:48:16 AM  
4 votes:
I thought the ten most terrifying words were "I'm sorry laddie, but we are all out of beer".
2013-09-09 09:16:46 AM  
4 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: One of the church members, Evelyn Galvan Graciano, 22, from Mexico, describes Scotland as "a place full of darkness and emptiness that is in a big need of Jesus".

Look, I'll grant you Glasgow, but...


I believe the Scots' standard response to that is "Fok you you fokking fokker!"
2013-09-09 11:58:47 AM  
3 votes:

He_Hate_Me: [i2.dailyrecord.co.uk image 615x409]

"I'm here for the children!"


This thread was useless without Picts.
2013-09-09 10:18:17 AM  
3 votes:
Evangelical Christians are okay.

The fact that we haven't rounded them up and placed them all into re-education camps is not.
2013-09-09 10:38:04 AM  
2 votes:
i4.dailyrecord.co.uk
Newsflash: Elephant Boy Found! Brainwashing Kids!
2013-09-09 10:28:37 AM  
2 votes:
i2.dailyrecord.co.uk

"I'm here for the children!"
2013-09-09 01:01:42 PM  
1 votes:

wingnut396: dartben: orclover: Obama's Reptiloid Master: baka-san: out of a population of 5.1million, Scotland has only 700 practising Christians.

Listen, you need a better sample than just the vicars near closing time at the local

/what the hell is is practising anyway.

What they mean to say is "700 people who practice Christianity as bumblefark hicks from Alabama practice it."

700? Are they all in a club?  Are they not counting Catholics as Christians?

Lots of evangelical protestants don't believe Catholics are Christians. My wife's grandfather met a priest at a hospital and thereafter told his daughter/my mother-in-law, "Did you know that some Catholics are Christians too?" True story.

/Catholic
//of the recovering variety.
///slashies

When we moved into our current house, the welcoming committee from the local Baptist church stopped by one day.  When asked where we would attend church, I told them we were Catholic (family is Catholic-ish) and would attend that church.   On my part, this is admittedly to just get them to go away.

Anyway, one of the blondie twins says "Oh, but we're a CHRISTIAN church"...


In response, I hope you told them to get their heretic coonts off your front porch, and to take their women with them.
2013-09-09 12:09:53 PM  
1 votes:
We don't permit religious extremists in Scotland without a football team, sorry.
2013-09-09 11:42:38 AM  
1 votes:

dartben: orclover: Obama's Reptiloid Master: baka-san: out of a population of 5.1million, Scotland has only 700 practising Christians.

Listen, you need a better sample than just the vicars near closing time at the local

/what the hell is is practising anyway.

What they mean to say is "700 people who practice Christianity as bumblefark hicks from Alabama practice it."

700? Are they all in a club?  Are they not counting Catholics as Christians?

Lots of evangelical protestants don't believe Catholics are Christians. My wife's grandfather met a priest at a hospital and thereafter told his daughter/my mother-in-law, "Did you know that some Catholics are Christians too?" True story.

/Catholic
//of the recovering variety.
///slashies


When we moved into our current house, the welcoming committee from the local Baptist church stopped by one day.  When asked where we would attend church, I told them we were Catholic (family is Catholic-ish) and would attend that church.   On my part, this is admittedly to just get them to go away.

Anyway, one of the blondie twins says "Oh, but we're a CHRISTIAN church"...
2013-09-09 11:41:36 AM  
1 votes:
Christian missionaries versus Scottish barbarians? What century is this again?
2013-09-09 11:33:33 AM  
1 votes:

orclover: Obama's Reptiloid Master: baka-san: out of a population of 5.1million, Scotland has only 700 practising Christians.

Listen, you need a better sample than just the vicars near closing time at the local

/what the hell is is practising anyway.

What they mean to say is "700 people who practice Christianity as bumblefark hicks from Alabama practice it."

700? Are they all in a club?  Are they not counting Catholics as Christians?


Lots of evangelical protestants don't believe Catholics are Christians. My wife's grandfather met a priest at a hospital and thereafter told his daughter/my mother-in-law, "Did you know that some Catholics are Christians too?" True story.

/Catholic
//of the recovering variety.
///slashies
2013-09-09 11:24:42 AM  
1 votes:

Whatthefark: He_Hate_Me: [i2.dailyrecord.co.uk image 615x409]

"I'm here for the children!"

Why did he paint a bunch of sperms on his face?


His boyfriend pastor wasn't there to de it for him.
2013-09-09 10:32:07 AM  
1 votes:
I'd hate for these cultists to meet Lord Summerisle.
2013-09-09 10:28:32 AM  
1 votes:
Like the Scots care. Pfffttt.

They'll tell these self-righteous morons to go fark themselves and proceed to get smashed at the local while watching some obscure sport where large men pound each other into the ground.
2013-09-09 10:27:11 AM  
1 votes:

Obama's Reptiloid Master: baka-san: out of a population of 5.1million, Scotland has only 700 practising Christians.

Listen, you need a better sample than just the vicars near closing time at the local

/what the hell is is practising anyway.

What they mean to say is "700 people who practice Christianity as bumblefark hicks from Alabama practice it."


700? Are they all in a club?  Are they not counting Catholics as Christians?
2013-09-09 10:20:22 AM  
1 votes:

baka-san: out of a population of 5.1million, Scotland has only 700 practising Christians.

Listen, you need a better sample than just the vicars near closing time at the local

/what the hell is is practising anyway.


The cynical part of me would say "paying". But I believe it means "attending church".
2013-09-09 09:11:01 AM  
1 votes:
One of the church members, Evelyn Galvan Graciano, 22, from Mexico, describes Scotland as "a place full of darkness and emptiness that is in a big need of Jesus".

Look, I'll grant you Glasgow, but...
 
Displayed 19 of 19 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report